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The Hunts for the Great …

7th July 2011

Steve Sailer looks at questing in America.

One day, you should compile all the ongoing Ponce de Leon like quests in contemporary America:

1) The Great White Defendant
2) The Great Bright Illegal
3) The Magic Bullet To Close The Achievement Gap (or Home Ownership Gap or Firefighter Test Scores Gap)
4) The Great Moderate Muslim (I guess this one’s more of an international scope) or Democracy Loving Islamic Nations That Love Us Back
5) The Great Black Quarterback
6) The Great Republican African-American
7) The Great Gay Male Athlete (in sports people care about) or The Great Gay Soldier [recent — there are a lot of them from awhile ago]
8) The Incredible Latino Supervote (as you once called it)
9) The Great Female Movie Director [or cinematographer — I campaigned for Mandy Walker to become the first woman to get an Oscar nomination for Best Cinematography for Baz Luhrman’s Australia but the insensitive sexists in Hollywood didn’t listen to me]
10) Green Jobs, Shovel Ready Jobs

One Response to “The Hunts for the Great …”

  1. RealRick Says:

    Add:
    Welfare success stories
    People who actually like Nancy Pelosi
    Smart things Janet Napolitano has done for national security
    Fans of Eric Holder (Black Panthers don’t count)
    Countries that have reversed economic disaster by raising taxes without invading Poland