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Inventors: Mask That Crawl

17th June 2008

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Of course, the way I get around that is by not watching television. Just sayin’.

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Associated Press: Fair Use Limits You To Four Words; Five Words Costs $12.50

17th June 2008

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Funny how socialists turn out to be the worst money-grubbers of them all.

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Bleach is for Troglodytes

17th June 2008

Lileks looks at modern White People culture.

For example: using bleach to clean school tables is apparently incompatible with being progressive.  Progressive people don’t use bleach. I had no idea.  First you will be gently instructed by a friend, I suppose; don’t you know about bleach? Then the friend will ask if you just don’t use any bleach around the house the day before her daughter comes over for a playdate? She gets headaches. Then the friends stop coming altogether, and it’s tight smiles and cool looks when you run into your friends in the produce aisle. Really, if you can’t figure out that you should have removed all bleach from your house, there’s just no hope for you.

Of course, you ought not to be hanging out with socialists, anyway, but I can see how that’s hard to avoid in Minnesota, where they take after The Old Country in politics.

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Pity the Poor Eurocrats

17th June 2008

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Federal Lands in the US

16th June 2008

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Turns out that the feds own quite a bit of it.

The United States government has direct ownership of almost 650 million acres of land (2.63 million square kilometers) – nearly 30% of its total territory.

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Looking to Avoid Aggressive Drivers? Check Those Bumpers.

16th June 2008

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People who feel the psycological compulsion to put their political opinions on their bumpers are just the sort of people who think they ought to run other people’s lives for them. That they are road-ragers is no suprise.

Of course, in Texas we have a traditional response to that. “Judge, he needed killin’.”

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Mugabe thugs kill two in election violence

16th June 2008

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Boy, those Zimbabweans are sure lucky they’re no longer under the boot of that oppressive white regime.

Thank God for the U.N. and the international community, or who know what sort of hell they’d be living in now.

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Egg freezing will allow more women to put off motherhood

16th June 2008

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Perhaps we can convince them to put it off permanently.

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Lost in E-Mail, Tech Firms Face Self-Made Beast

16th June 2008

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Honda Begins Production of Zero-Emission Hydrogen Cars

16th June 2008

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Not that you could afford to buy one. Or run it.

What do you do when the first tank of hydrogen runs out?

One of the biggest obstacles standing in the way of wider adoption of fuel cell vehicles is cost and the lack of hydrogen fueling stations.

No shit. Remember the Hindenburg? You could have that under your trunk. Have a nice day.

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Guardian Columnist: The Existence of Israel is to Blame for RFK’s Assassination

15th June 2008

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I am not making this up.

It’s a good thing they don’t know about the orbital mind-control lasers, or the jig would be up.

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Kosovo’s Albanians take power despite Serb protests

15th June 2008

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This is what happens when you have unrestricted immigration backed by the Overclass. Kosovo is the historic heart of Serbia, but it’s Albanian now.

I predict that California will return to being part of Mexico sooner than you think possible.

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Entrepreneurs, Government, and Energy

15th June 2008

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“Where from the government, and we’re here to help you. Stick your hands up.”

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The AIDS scare was one of the most distorted, duplicitous and cynical public health panics of the last 30 years

14th June 2008

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Robert Mugabe says Opposition will never rule Zimbabwe in his lifetime

14th June 2008

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Boy, those Zimbabweans are sure lucky they’re no longer under the boot of that oppressive white regime.

Thank God for the U.N. and the international community, or who know what sort of hell they’d be living in now.

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Some times the old ways are best.

14th June 2008

Latin Mass to return to England and Wales

Victory against the sandalistas of the Catholic church

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Are High School Newspapers Obsolete?

13th June 2008

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Probably.

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County Clerks in California Closing Doors on Marriage Ceremonies

13th June 2008

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The most amusing thing is that the leftoids, who would be the first to praise “courageous” public employees who refused to comply with an “immoral” law (one that “progressives” disapprove of), are now quick to whine and blubber when the shoe is on the other foot.

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Hope, Change, and Che Guevara

13th June 2008

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Remember that Che Guevara flag in Barack Obama’s Houston campaign office? The one that all the Obama supporters came out and decried as a fluke, and totally unrepresentative of the campaign, and just one person’s opinion?

Well, here’s an Ohio judge with an attraction to mass murderers and Communist thugs—and Barack Obama.

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Italian police have freed a woman who had been imprisoned for 18 years by her family after becoming pregnant out of wedlock.

13th June 2008

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U.S. v. Canada When It Comes to Free Speech

12th June 2008

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Christian teenager died after aborting Muslim boyfriend’s child

12th June 2008

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No, it’s not from a tabloid.

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Democrats Hire Radical Islamic Group to Register Voters – Fraud Ensues

12th June 2008

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NY Times: Unlike Other, More Nuanced Nations, the US Clings to Free Speech

12th June 2008

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And that’s just so old-fashioned. It’s almost embarrassing to live here.

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60% of NBA players are broke within 5 years of leaving league

12th June 2008

Steve Sailer is always worth reading.

The typical NBA player makes millions of dollars and has a two digit IQ.

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Treason laws could be abolished

12th June 2008

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Of course. Nobody believes in such outmoded concepts as “treason”, anyway.

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Expecting To Be Treated With Prejudice May Be Self-fulfilling Prophecy, Study Suggests

12th June 2008

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Ya think?

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A gang of teenagers who terrorised their local milkman for six years, stealing £12,000 of milk, juice and eggs from his float, have escaped prison.

12th June 2008

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  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably in Chicago.

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Morris dancing threatened by new knife laws

11th June 2008

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  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here.

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Railways raided for metal sold on black market

11th June 2008

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Russia plans Arctic military build-up

11th June 2008

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Oh, boy.

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Bamboo and You

11th June 2008

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Let’s all get bamboo floors and feel good about ourselves for being trendy and saving the planet.

That is, if we can afford it. It’s not cheap being green.

Is there an environmental quandary that’s been keeping you up at night?

If so, get a life.

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Apple’s new iPhone augurs the inevitable return of the Bell telephone monopoly

11th June 2008

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Or, at least, one of the handwringers at Slate magazine thinks so.

The underlying reasons for Bell dominance are Washington politics and the economics of natural monopoly. Some markets, because of the sheer costs of being a player, tend toward either a single firm or a small number of firms. Infrastructure and utility markets are the classic examples: bridges, plumbing, and electric systems. Everyone hoped and thought the wireless market would be different. But it’s not, in part because of well-meaning policies. “Fair” spectrum auctions cost billions and thereby create the conditions of natural monopoly, over time making the industry a one- or two-horse show.

You’d think that those who were aghast at monopolies would point that attitude at the government, the fons et origo of monopoly. But they never do.

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Why Crawl When You Can Stand Still?

10th June 2008

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I hate moving crap when I’m watching TV.

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Debunking the “Wealth Effect”

10th June 2008

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An entire article proceeding from a false premise — typical for Slate. The point is that the economy isn’t that bad, and ordinary people (unlike, say, thumbsucking pseudo-journalists) realize that and behave accordingly.

And they get paid for this stuff. I should have such a job.

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Local Police Embracing Immigration Law Enforcement

10th June 2008

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Police enforcing the law. What a concept.

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China’s Local Leaders Hold Absolute Power

10th June 2008

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And this differs from the other 6,000 years of Chinese history how?

There is nothing new under the sun — it’s just that the names are changed to deceive the dim-witted.

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Lots of Americans accept Obama. But will the world?

10th June 2008

Anne Applebaum brings up an interesting point.

I hate to put it so crudely, but — European newspaper reporting to the contrary — racism is not unique to the United States.

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Thousands of Chinese criminals cannot be deported to China

9th June 2008

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The Chinese won’t take them back.

They may be crazy but they’re not stupid.

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Former policeman on child pornography charges stabbed to death

9th June 2008

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I guess all that “innocent until proven guilty” doesn’t live in Britain any more.

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The Varying Impact of Gas Prices

9th June 2008

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Guess who it hurts most? That’s right — Flyover Country.

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Obama Campaign Throws A Whole Lot of Stuff Down the Memory Hole

9th June 2008

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I mean, that stuff was just SO yesterday….

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At the Official Obama Site: 57 Flavors of Crazy

9th June 2008

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Just reading the titles of the posts is entertaining.

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At the Official Obama Site: ‘How the Jewish Lobby Works’

8th June 2008

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

(I’m sorry, when I see the phrase “Jewish Lobby” I get this mental picture of a hotel in the Catskills with their front area full of Hasidim all bobbing and praying and paying no attention to their surroundings. Maybe it’s the Advil.)

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Pregnant man Thomas Beatie may have more children

8th June 2008

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I am not making this up.

Of course, the obvious conclusion — that it’s not really a “man” — is the elephant in the room that nobody is going to notice.

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U.S. Downs Missile In Test Over Pacific

7th June 2008

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Guess “Star Wars” really works. You’d think that this would be front-page news. Nope, page A07 in the WaPo. No sign of it on the evening news that I’ve seen or heard tell of.

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At Peace Institute Groundbreaking, War Dominates the Proceedings

7th June 2008

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President Bush, whose administration has been dominated by wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and the global battle against terrorism, helped break ground yesterday on a $185 million facility for the U.S. Institute of Peace — a government-funded think tank with the mission of preventing conflict and helping promote postwar stability operations.

And if you believe that one, they’ll tell you another one.

Just another rack of sinecures for the Chattering Class. Your tax dollars at work.

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Investors’ Growing Appetite for Oil Evades Market Limits

7th June 2008

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It’s the good thing the government regulates these things, otherwise we’d be in deep doo-doo.

Oh, wait:

The federal agency that oversees oil trading, the Commodity Futures Trading Commission, has exempted these firms from rules that limit speculative buying, a prerogative traditionally reserved for airlines and trucking companies that need to lock in future fuel costs.

The CFTC has also waived regulations over the past decade on U.S. investors who trade commodities on some overseas markets, freeing those investors to accumulate large quantities of the future oil supply by making purchases on lightly regulated foreign exchanges.

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Beijing unveils official Olympic Games cheers

7th June 2008

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People always seem so surprised when a Communist country acts like a Communist country. *sigh*

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Is Christianity being discriminated against?

7th June 2008

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Well, yeah. Duh.

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