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Whites Become Minority In America In 2042

14th August 2008

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When the majority becomes a minority, will it qualify for minority set-asides and affirmative action programs?

When the majority becomes a minority, will people whose lives depend on daily criticism of the majority refocus their angst, or just keep on whining?

Those will be interesting times. Fortunately, I’ll probably be dead by then. Unfortunately, you probably won’t. Good luck.

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Let the Women Play

14th August 2008

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Sing the chorus: “Do it ouuuur way! Do it our way! Do it ouuuur way, or you’ll be wrong!”

As an Egyptian, Muslim woman, I was proud last week to see 26 women on my country’s Olympic team. I was delighted to see a woman carrying the flag for Bahrain’s team and another doing so for the team from the United Arab Emirates — the first woman to represent her country at the Olympics.

I have a question: does this person have any identity other than her status as an Egyptian, Muslim woman?

Far be it from me to say anything positive about a Muslim country — and I’m not; I think Egypt (and most Egyptians) suck, and have for the last, oh, 1400 years. I just wish the Overclass would keep their noses out of other people’s business.

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The Democrats’ Missing History

13th August 2008

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The party of slavery has a convenient case of Alzheimer’s.

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Mad Cow Rules Hit Sperm Banks’ Patrons

13th August 2008

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Really, you’re breakin’ my heart here….

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A former police officer was arrested and held in a cell after confronting a group of unruly teenagers over their behaviour.

13th August 2008

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  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably in D.C.

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Ukraine imposes restrictions on Russian navy

13th August 2008

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Corner shops are to be given grants to stock more fresh fruit and vegetables as part of a campaign to improve people’s diet.

13th August 2008

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Can government mandates be far behind?

  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilace, it could happen here. Probably in California. Imagine getting a ticket for not having had enough servings of fruits and vegetables today.

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Whites fear discrimination by public services

12th August 2008

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With good reason.

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Blind man refused guide dog because he walks too slowly

11th August 2008

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  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably in California.

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Cigarette Tax Burnout

11th August 2008

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Politicians in Annapolis are scratching their heads wondering what happened to all those chain smokers who were supposed to help balance Maryland’s budget. Last year the legislature doubled the cigarette tax to $2 a pack to pay for expanded health-care coverage. Eight months later, cigarette sales have plunged 25% and the state is in fiscal distress again.

It’s always amusing when politicians base policy on their fantasies of how people will behave rather than on how people actually do behave. One would have thought that Prohibition would have settled that.

Residents of Maryland’s Washington suburbs can shop in nearby Virginia, where the tax is only 30 cents a pack, and save at least $15 per carton.

The Maryland pols are so afraid this is true that they’ve made it a crime for residents to carry two packs of cigarettes that weren’t purchased in the state. In other words, the state says it’s legal to smoke, so long as you use cigarettes that the government can tax and thus become a financial partner in your bad habit. But if you dare to buy smokes across state lines, you can be fined.

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EU bureaucrats outnumber British army two to one, say campaigners

10th August 2008

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One doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

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Invisibility cloak dreams could become reality with light-bending material

10th August 2008

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Hm — what if this technology were to fall into the wrong hands?

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India monkey god idol for Obama

10th August 2008

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Boy, wait till the other Muslims find out….

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Leftists and alienation

10th August 2008

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Something I’ve long thought intriguing about Leftists is that the more well-read ones tend to talk a great deal about alienation, lifting it straight out of Marx, and how evil capitalism is the source of all of our alienation.

What I find intriguing about this is it seems that the Leftists eagerly push for things that are bound to produce alienation. In the US, they really like to push a loathing of our history and in particular a loathing of the concept of patriotism. They talk endlessly about the values of “diversity”, want as many immigrants as possible, and recoil violently against notions such as a national language. They despise churches. They despise large sporting events. They despise ideas about “core knowledge” as espoused by E.D. Hirsch.

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Sarkozy Forces the French to Join the 1980s: Michael Lewis

9th August 2008

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At length, I went to the middle-aged shop owner and asked where she’d hidden my favorite treats — this gift from the gods to those of us who want to pretend our cookies are merely crackers.

“We used to stock those,” she said, sweetly, “but we kept running out, so we’ve stopped.”

To the extent that the French enjoy a natural advantage, it is in their inefficiency: They are the world’s most efficient producers of structured indolence. They are the kept women of the global economy; their status depends, in part, on their practical uselessness.

Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.

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Inventor Sir James Dyson could scrap £50m design school

9th August 2008

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Why? Bureaucratic obstructionism, of course.

“The scheme is well supported with the notable exception of the Environment Agency, which despite our attempts, has refused face-to-face discussions. As a charity we’ve already spent £3.5 million and four years on the project, overcoming endless bureaucratic hurdles.”

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It’s No Boo-Boo: Bandages as Fashion Accessories

9th August 2008

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Of course the guy looks like a card-carrying metrosexual.

Megan McArdle appears to be challenging Jonah Goldberg for the position of “finder of weird stuff”.

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Noisy sex sessions land neighbour in court

8th August 2008

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Occam’s Butterknife always more popular

8th August 2008

Steve Sailer takes a look at the Ivins anthrax case.

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Girl with dirt fear excused community service

7th August 2008

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That’s great. Hey, I have a work fear. Can I be excused from going in to work?

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Young people respect gangs ahead of parents

7th August 2008

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That’s because the gang will whip your butt if you don’t do what you’re told, and parents these days won’t.

This isn’t rocket science….

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Canada ‘refuses entry to disabled girl’

7th August 2008

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I suspect it’s because they didn’t want to get saddled with her care under their “everybody gets covered for free” health care plan — like the one that the Democrats are pushing for this country.

This is what happens when the goverment turns into a monopoly provider of basic services.

Welcome to the Candian Soviet Socialist Republic, comrade.

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Student dies in cake-eating contest

6th August 2008

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Darwin Award nominee.

A mature student choked to death during an impromptu competition to see who could eat the most fairy cakes, an inquest has heard.

Guess he wasn’t all that mature.

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Commuter pushed onto live railway line in smoking row

6th August 2008

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Not your grandfather’s Britain.

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K2 climbers froze to death hanging upside down on ropes

5th August 2008

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Think of it as evolution in action.

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TSA Loses Laptops With ‘Verified’ Flyer Details

5th August 2008

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The TSA has thoroughly replaced the Post Office as the Platonic Ideal of government incompetence and sociopathy. At least the Gestapo were efficient.

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Superhero films spark new craze for tights among men

5th August 2008

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Only for rather loose definitions of “men”.

Retailers say men’s tights are not being sold as fetish garments, but as practical, comfortable and stylish everyday wear.

Of course.

And a few even claim that tights are the latest symbol of metrosexuality.

Now that I’m fully prepared to believe.

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US Army sniper detector to be used on UK streets

5th August 2008

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I guess Iraq is safer.

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Iraq safer than Edinburgh, say stabbed soldiers

4th August 2008

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Are you listenin’, New York Times? Iraq is a damned sight safer than the Bronx.

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Bombay abandons English and Hindi in favour of local language

4th August 2008

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How long before India comes apart? It ought to be about twelve different countries.

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Pro-Animal Terrorists Attempt Murder

4th August 2008

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They ought to be hunted down like dogs. Like dogs!

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What’s not to like about Obama’s “energy rebate”?

4th August 2008

Megan McArdle explains why it’s a pointless sham.

Any Pigovian Tax on energy is going to make those with lower incomes suffer the most, because those are the people who use the most energy relative to their incomes.  To the extent that we aim at making the tax distributively fair, we will make it ineffective, at which point we might as well just roll the thing into the income tax structure and forget about taxing energy.

As currently structured, then, the Obama plan seems unlikely to induce much change in relative prices, supply, or demand.  Mostly, what we’ll achieve is creating an expensive new administrative burden.  This will be a very expensive tax, in terms of the amount of administrative overhead and deadweight loss we endure for each dollar raised or ton of carbon kept out of the atmosphere.

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Culture matters

4th August 2008

Megan McArdle points out some of the dystopian aspects of modern society.

The internet has allowed the deviants to find each other, to construct a community with shared norms that tolerate, even celebrate, the pain of others.  And it cloaks them in sufficient anonymity to get by in the outside world.  If people knew what they had done, I doubt they’d survive two weeks–no one would sell them food, rent them shelter, or for that matter, permit them to merge into the exit lane.  But no one knows.

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Pollen is the new weapon against gun crime

4th August 2008

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Criminals who have allergies are out of luck, I guess.

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Boy trapped in collapsed sand tunnel dies

4th August 2008

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Darwin Award nominee.

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The peculiar institution

3rd August 2008

Megan McArdle limns the self-serving hypocrisy of the anti-war movement.

The South posed no immediate military threat to the North; they wanted to leave the Union, not invade it. If you don’t think that, say, Saddam’s awful behavior posed a valid moral reason to invade*, then it’s hard to make an argument that we had a right to invade to end slavery. Even a prudential argument doesn’t work very well on this metric–we killed more confederates than Iraqis both in absolute numbers and as a percentage of the population, and the south was far more economically devastated by the war than Iraq will have been.

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Black pastors hit political parties on abortion

3rd August 2008

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“Planned Parenthood is a lying, racist organization,” said Alveda King, niece of civil rights icon Martin Luther King, adding that one of two abortions performed on her occurred at a Planned Parenthood clinic.

“Planned Parenthood says they provide health services to the black community,” said the Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson, founder of the Los Angeles-based Brotherhood Organization of a New Destiny. “I ask, what is healthy about killing black children?”

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Reproduce and multiply

3rd August 2008

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I’ve read uncountable fiction stories in which an alien race (typically either elves or elves with the serial numbers filed off) are incredibly long-lived but only infrequently have children, and the story invariably assumes that because of that children are very precious.

The recent demographic declines in civilized nations, along with the vocal Human Beings Suck and Cause All the World’s Problems movement, suggests a different scenario: The alien race is very long-lived and children are considered a nuisance to be avoided. Oh, wait, I guess they aren’t that alien after all….

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Columnist’s Solution To Newspaper Woes: Take Down Newspaper Websites

2nd August 2008

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Symptom and cause, rolled up into one tidy package.

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Endless debate on sexuality ‘is exposing Anglicans to ridicule as the Gay Church’

2nd August 2008

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Like watching a snowman melt in the sun.

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Church called ‘The Hub’ wins competition

2nd August 2008

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The steel, glass and wood addition, called The Hub, is used by villagers for meetings, lectures and concerts and also contains a kitchen and a vestry.

I guess the competition for what church could best hide the fact that it was supposed to be a church.

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Broadband offers bright future to Welsh monks

31st July 2008

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Cistercians were always a bunch of slackers.

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Dems attack Sen. Coburn for delivering babies for free

31st July 2008

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The only principles in the Democrat party are tactical.

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A Very Distorted Vision of Humanity

31st July 2008

Yaacov ben Moshe is always worth reading.

Tyranny- It Always Quickens the Progressive Pulse

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“Intolerant” villagers stop “tolerance” festival

30th July 2008

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Amazing how that works. Guess the Kumbaya juice has lost it’s magic power.

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Ballooning priest’s body found in ocean off Brazil

30th July 2008

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Darwin Award.

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Antigua honeymoon murder: Wife pleaded for help as husband was beaten

30th July 2008

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I guess that means “stay away from Antigua”.

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Research Journals Make It As Difficult As Possible To Openly Publish Gov’t Funded Research

30th July 2008

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Dyslexic student challenges multiple choice exams

30th July 2008

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Of course. “I’m not defective. Your test is defective for being geared toward NORMAL PEOPLE.”

If someone were to shoot him, it would solve the whole problem.

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Did Edwards’ VP chances take tabloid hit?

29th July 2008

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Well, I suppose I should be happy that Edwards got caught a la Clinton, but I’m not. People ought to behave themselves.

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