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Georgia’s government: The Davos Man Junior Varsity Team

26th August 2008

Steve Sailer is not impressed with the new global ruling class.

These are the kind of people who will be running the world for the next generation, making Georgia a harbinger of what’s in store for all of us.

And what did these exemplars of the globalized Best and Brightest do when they got power?

They started a tank war with Russia.

Gee, it sounds sort of stupid, the way Steve says it. (Come to think of it, I can’t think of any way to say it that doesn’t sound stupid. Maybe, just maybe, it actually was stupid. Ya think?)

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Olive oil consumption leading to ‘serious environmental problem’

25th August 2008

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Well, at least they’re not burning it for fuel.

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The New Browshirts

25th August 2008

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The pictures are especially evocative, although Ernst Roehm’s boys were snappier dressers.

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If Everyone’s Talking, Who Will Listen?

25th August 2008

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The Overclass wishes that everybody else would just shut up.

Rather than call for government regulation of technology itself, perhaps the best way to limit the avalanche is to make the technologies that overproduce information more expensive and less widespread. It could be done via a progressive energy tax designed to keep energy prices at a consistently high level (while providing assistance to lower- and middle-income Americans).

Put the government in charge of information. What a novel idea.

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Baseball Team’s Pitcher, 9, Ousted for Being Too Good

25th August 2008

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The team, Will Power Fitness, has an 8-0 record thanks in large part to pitcher Jericho Scott, the New Haven Register reports. His pitching is so fast and accurate, the Liga Juvenil De Baseball De New Haven asked the team’s coach, Wilfred Vidro, to replace him so he wouldn’t frighten other players.

This is how sad modern America has become.

“The spirit of the league was community, family, well-being, nurturing,” Peter Noble, the league’s attorney, told the Register. “It’s an extended family and it’s been disrupted.”

Sounds as if they ought to cut to the chase and just sit around singing Kumbaya. It would certainly save on equipment.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie eligible for child benefit

24th August 2008

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Words fail me.

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Pentagon Finds Religious Bias In Army Probe

24th August 2008

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Of all the countries in the world whose spies I fear, Israel isn’t one of them. Considering the number of times Israel has been bitch-slapped by its nominal allies, I don’t blame them for having spies in the United States. Hell, if I had classified information and somebody from the Israeli government wanted a copy, I’d probably give it to them; it’s not as if they’re going to use it to harm the United States — the United States government, perhaps, but that’s a different thing entirely.

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The House Bunny, Reviewed

24th August 2008

Read it. I dare you.

For those unfamiliar with Slate magazine and how it contributes heavily to the disintegration of American civilization, this will serve as an excellent exemplar.

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“This must be the golden age of endless and pointless talk.”

24th August 2008

Thomas Sowell says what needs to be said.

While this trend of self-dramatization is most visible in sports, it extends well beyond athletes. Parents give their children off-the-wall names. “Mary” has long since lost its place as the perennially most popular name for girls. There is a high turnover in what names are hot and which ones are not. Apparently everyone has to try to outdo everyone else, even in naming children.

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Home Circumcisions Appealing to Christian Parents

23rd August 2008

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I find this deeply disturbing. I find the headline even more disturbing.

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Mexicans injected with tiny transmitters in case of kidnap

23rd August 2008

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Yeah, we really want more of those people in the United States.

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California mulls probing senator over IndyMac crash

22nd August 2008

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As if Shumer really cares what California thinks.

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Microsoft Patents PgUp-PgDn

21st August 2008

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Patent system? Broken.

Microsoft? Evil.

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Cave house discovered in Arbroath cliff

21st August 2008

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It’s practically impossible to get any privacy these days.

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Swaziland: Women challenge royal extravagance

21st August 2008

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Swaziland is Africa’s last remaining absolute monarchy and has been under a state of emergency since 1973. Public criticism of the monarchy is extremely rare, but a journey to Europe and the Middle East by eight of King Mswati III’s 13 wives, their children, maids and bodyguards, in a specially chartered aeroplane, has provoked outrage.

And yet if he were Muslim nobody would blink an eye.

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Grandmother killed in mobility scooter hit-and-run

21st August 2008

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Well, that’s one way to solve the problem of too many old people.

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Farmer who fed ex-worker to lions freed after three years in prison

21st August 2008

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The culture that is Dutch

21st August 2008

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A crocodile killed and devoured a 25-year-old man in Bangladesh after he waded into a pond next to a shrine hoping to be blessed by the animal.

21st August 2008

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Let that be a lesson to us all. Animals are not your friends.

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Dentists are increasingly pulling patients’ teeth out because they lose money if they carry out more complex operations to fix them, official figures show.

21st August 2008

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Of course, a government-run health care system is a fine thing. Just ask dental patients in Britain.

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Nepal’s ‘living goddess’ quits to go to school

21st August 2008

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Aw, mom…..

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Gender equality uber alles

21st August 2008

Steve Sailer takes on modern sports.

One contributor to the unwieldy giganticism of the Olympics is the perceived need to hold a women’s event for every men’s event, no matter how unpopular the sport is with women, or, in many cases, with both sexes. For example, modern pentathalon (in which you pretend to be a courier during the Napoleonic Wars and swim, horseback ride, run, shoot, and fence your way to delivering your secret message — okay, in theory, it sounds pretty cool, but in practice, nobody cares) hasn’t been all that big since George S. Patton finished fifth in it back in 1912, but, nonetheless, the Olympics added women’s modern pentathalon in 2000.

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Plugged In Nationally, Tuned Out Of the District

21st August 2008

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Harold Ickes is the prototypical insider, a career political operative who knows as much about how Washington works as anyone.

Just don’t ask the former Clinton White House official and Democratic superdelegate what ward he lives in.

The presence of these high-profile figures simultaneously excites and frustrates the local delegation, made up of city officials and activists, including Evans, Mayor Adrian M. Fenty, Del. Eleanor Holmes Norton and D.C. Democratic Party Chairman Anita Bonds. As it does every four years, the D.C. delegation will use the convention to renew a public push for congressional voting rights. But even though the big shots command media attention and enjoy outsize influence that could help the District’s cause, most aren’t planning to spend much time with the locals or join them at a voting rights rally at Denver’s U.S. Mint.

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Drinking fruit juices can prevent vital cancer, heart and blood pressure medicines from working properly, scientists have found.

19th August 2008

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There you go — everything good is bad for you.

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Has Anyone At AT&T Ever Called AT&T Tech Support?

19th August 2008

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Apparently not. Think you’ve had a bad tech support experience? Hah. Read this, and weep.

My wife and I had Cingular mobile phone service — the service was fine, but God help you if you had to have a change or make a correction to a bill. We eventually gave up and switched to AT&T (old style), and were happy as clams — until Cingular bought AT&T, whereupon all of the old problems re-arose.

Don’t be fooled by the name — I say it’s Cingular, and I say to hell with it. (And, ironically enough, that’s where you’ll be if you call their tech support. See, it’s all this big circle….)

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Ethnolinquistic Groups in the Caucasus Region

18th August 2008

A useful map.

Turns out the regions Georgia is so keep to keep aren’t even inhabited by Georgians.

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Anti-Feminist Lawyer Sues Columbia Over Women’s Studies Courses

18th August 2008

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The biter bit.

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Cambridge scientist turns to belly dancing

18th August 2008

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And the glass ceiling just dropped another ten meters.

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Maybe Airlines Should Take A Page From Telcos: Pretend Extra Fees Are From The Government

18th August 2008

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Yeah, that’s the ticket.

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Researchers create solar tie that charges, carries cellphone

18th August 2008

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Possibly the dorkiest tie in existence.

Of course, it would only be worn by people whom you would expect to be wearing the dorkiest ties in existence, so the confluence is almost poetic in its elegance.

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Bullet-proof fashion for S Africa

18th August 2008

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Boy, those South Africans are sure lucky they’re no longer under the boot of that oppressive white regime.

Thank God for the U.N. and the international community, or who knows what sort of hell they’d be living in now.

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Washington remains hobbled by Iraq

18th August 2008

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So far, reaction in the US to Russia’s invasion of Georgia has been all Vladimir Putin could have wished. Exhausted in every way by its experience in Iraq (a failure not much mitigated by recent progress there), its authority and sense of purpose quite depleted, the US looked slower and less decisive than Europe in its initial response, and that is saying something.

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Ukraine offers satellite defence co-operation with Europe and US

18th August 2008

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Gee, I wonder why?

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Gwyneth Paltrow, the actress, has angered animal rights campaigners by endorsing a new collection of luxury goods using fur.

17th August 2008

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Although why anyone ought to give a shit what “animal rights campaigners” think is not explained.

Miss Paltrow, 35, who is married to the Coldplay singer and vegetarian Chris Martin has won praise for her impeccable green credentials and is a fan of holistic practices and yoga.

Oh, I see; it’s treason they’re bitching about. Sorry, guys; money talks.

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Novelist Terry Pratchett has criticised the NHS for failing to provide the drugs for Alzheimer’s patients, while supplying Viagra for free.

17th August 2008

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Let’s see — which drugs are politicians more likely to need?

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US Congress Moves Toward Price Controls On Education

17th August 2008

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The United States government has poured large quantities of money into higher education. As a result prices have risen. Increases in demand often cause prices to rise. Now the morons in the US Congress are going to try to pressure colleges to ignore the extra market demand created by the government.

What follows? Why, rationing, of course. There will be more people wanting places than places wanting people. Which means that somebody, somebody, is going to be choosing who goes to college (and qualifies to join the ruling class) and who doesn’t. And on what basis will that choice be made? Well, perhaps you can find a clue in looking over the Harvard or Yale or Princeton application materials concerning what sort of students they like to see.

Can you say “politically correct”? Can you say “fashionable minority”? Can you say “art history major rather than engineer”? I’m sure you can.

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Italy plans Disneyland-style theme park depicting Ancient Rome

17th August 2008

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Donald Duck in a toga? Say it ain’t so.

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Couple told their charity cake sales are a ‘business’

17th August 2008

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Government doesn’t solve problems; government creates problems, and then takes your money to “solve” them.

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To the parasite, power over the productive is life.

17th August 2008

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These self appointed intellectuals, whom Ayn Rand had labeled as Witch Doctors, claim the position of authority in a division of labor economy through the claim of being in possession of superior knowledge. Such so called superior knowledge must by necessity contradict the knowledge gained by direct perception of objective (commonly perceived) reality.

And if this wasn’t bad enough there are now false authorities who claim to represent something other than a human population, such as the Gaianist witch doctor Al Gore.

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Google are being evil

17th August 2008

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Apparently, when Google says “Don’t be evil” they actually mean “Don’t be Republican.”

Not news, really, but a useful reminder.

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Tarred by Scandal, Republicans May Be Losing Alaska

16th August 2008

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And rightly so.

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Harrods sells designer bulletproof fashion

16th August 2008

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Actually, it’s their wallets that need protection.

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Beijing Olympics: ‘Ethnic’ children exposed as fakes in opening ceremony

15th August 2008

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They were dressed in costumes associated with the country’s ethnic minorities, including those from troubled areas such as Tibet and the muslim province of Xinjiang. Such displays of “national unity” are a compulsory part of any major state occasion.

But the children were all from the Han Chinese majority, which makes up more than 90 per cent of the population and is culturally and politically dominant, according to an official with the cultural troupe from which they were selected.

I’m shocked, I tell you, shocked.

Why does it always astound people when a Communist dictatorship acts like a Communist dictatorship? You’d think that Tienamen Square never happened.

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Poland and US agree deal for missile defence shield

14th August 2008

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The agreement highlights how Russia’s invasion of Georgia has prompted a swift reappraisal of the region’s security and alliances.

No shit. I imagine the Poles are getting pretty nervous right about now. They remember that they had the Russian boot on their necks for a couple of centuries — and 1989 wasn’t all that long ago.

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Karl Marx monument resurrected in Leipzig

14th August 2008

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Will Hitler be next?

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Scout leader dies after 1,000ft Alpine ravine plunge

14th August 2008

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Mr Moore was reported missing on Friday after failing to return from a solo day’s hike up the Mittagsspitz mountain.

Darwin Award nominee.

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A town clock will have to be replaced after 150 years because it has been ruled too dangerous for someone to climb its tower to wind it up.

14th August 2008

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Don’t suppose they could just fix the tower.

Council officials in Llandovery, Carmarthenshire, have told David Rees, the fifth generation of his family to wind the clock, that he can no longer perform his duty because it is a health and safety risk. Instead they want the clock replaced with an electric one.

Mr Rees, 68, attacked the decision, pointing out that there has not been a single recorded accident in the century and a half since the clock was erected.

Yeah, well, that doesn’t matter so much any more.

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Slump Squeezes Enrollment at Private Schools

14th August 2008

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It’s hard to compete with free, even when free sucks.

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Palestinians Turn Out to Lay Beloved Poet to Rest

14th August 2008

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When Palestinians turn out to lay a beloved entrepreneur to rest — i.e. somebody who actually improved people’s lives, rather than just talked a good game —  then we’ll see some progress in the Middle East.

And when the Wastington Post reports it in the same breathless tone as this article, then we’ll see some progress in D.C.

Until then, nothing.

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Doctor’s car stolen as she helps accident victim

14th August 2008

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No good deed goes unpunished.

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