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Animal rights fanatic ‘planted home-made petrol bombs at Oxford university’, court hears

29th October 2008

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Throw them to the lions! Oh, wait….

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A Guillotine at the Obama Rally

27th October 2008

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Amazing how leftoids can get away with this shit. Oh, right, the media are on their side. I almost forgot.

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At the U.N., Many Hope for an Obama Win

27th October 2008

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Which, considering the history of the U.N., is sufficient reason to vote for The Other Guy.

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The right of people to collect wood from Britain’s forests that was created under the Magna Carta has been overturned due to health and safety fears.

26th October 2008

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The NannyStaters strike again.

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LA Times Hiding Incriminating Video of Obama with Radical Palestinian? Update: Ayers and Dohrn Attended Khalidi Party with Obama

26th October 2008

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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The top income earners now shoulder far more of the federal tax burden than they did in the early 1980s.

25th October 2008

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Popular mythology to the contrary notwithstanding.

Any discussion of reforming America’s federal tax system should begin with the recognition that it is already highly progressive. According to the latest Internal Revenue Service (IRS) data, the top 1 percent of income earners paid nearly 40 percent of federal individual income taxes in 2006, compared to roughly 19 percent in 1980. Between 1980 and 2006, the share of federal income taxes paid by the top 5 percent jumped from under 37 percent to over 60 percent. During that same period, the share paid by the top 10 percent went from around 49 percent to almost 71 percent.

But Barack thinks that the wealth isn’t being shared enough.

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‘Little terrifying faces’ discovered on broccoli

25th October 2008

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Well, I warned you.

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Lorries are to be banned from large parts of the Cotswolds because the fashion for satellite navigation systems has led to Heavy Goods Vehicles clogging up narrow country lanes.

25th October 2008

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The ban follows a spate of cases of lorries becoming wedged between steep banks or stuck under low bridges after drivers trusted directions on their satnav devices.

Highways officials at Gloucestershire County Council had also begun to notice surfaces on country roads never designed for lorries being worn down by extra traffic.

We have the technology.

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A newly-appointed headteacher at a school in Cornwall has banned children from taking a day off to join the town’s 700-year-old festival.

25th October 2008

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Well, what can you expect from somebody named “Jackie”?

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Sexual disease e-cards break news of infection with humour

25th October 2008

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Reminds me of a card I saw once: “Congratulations on getting your charge reduced to simple assault.”

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Bill Ayers’ Terrorist Group Discussed Genocide of Americans

25th October 2008

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Just another guy from Mr Obama’s neighborhood.

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House Dems Want Your 401(k)

24th October 2008

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

Dogs….

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Billy Ayers’ Forgotten Communist Manifesto, ‘Prairie Fire’

24th October 2008

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If McCain were to be a close associate of a white suprmacist neo-Nazi, how would the dinosaur media respond? And yet Obama gets a pass for hobnobbing with Ayers.

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Why You Hate to Fly

23rd October 2008

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I know why. Now it’s your turn.

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In the tug-o-war over abortion rights, are ultrasounds the next frontier?

23rd October 2008

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Ayers’ New Book: America is a White Supremacist Nation

23rd October 2008

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What is it like to get paid — and paid well — for not thinking? I want that job.

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Going Gray — and Making it Pay — on Turtle Bay?

22nd October 2008

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The United Nations, with a headquarters staff of approximately 15,500, is apparently relying on a battalion of retirees to fill important vacancies. The cost of keeping codgers on its payroll to do jobs that full-time employees apparently cannot handle has soared from $33 million in 2004-2005 to $50 million in 2006-2007.

In the process, the world organization appears to have been violating its own limits on how much retirees are allowed to earn after they take a U.N. pension, and how long they can be kept on the job. Those rules were seemingly designed to prevent double-dipping by former workers, or the filling of jobs that might otherwise go to full-time staff.

I’m shocked, I tell you, shocked.

And you’re paying for all of this. Aren’t you proud?

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Woman, 80, warned she faces prosecution for feeding birds in her garden

21st October 2008

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Sweetener ‘makes you fat and could dampen the effect of some medicines’

21st October 2008

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Oh, say it ain’t so….

McNeil Nutritionals, which markets Splenda, has rejected the study, pointing out that it was part-funded by the Sugar Association  –  which is involved in a U.S. lawsuit critical of Splenda’s marketing claims. The association initially took action against McNeil regarding Splenda’s old slogan of ‘Made like sugar, so it tastes like sugar’.

Well, that’s all right then.

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Nebraska to Close Can of Worms, Narrow Safe-Haven Law to Infants

20th October 2008

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I was wondering how long it would take them to fix that.

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Korean tech makes hydrogen up to 30 times cheaper to produce — clean energy solved?

20th October 2008

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It remains an explosively flammable gas. I, for one, ain’t ridin’ around with a tank of that under the seat.

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Obama Receives Unexpected Greeting

19th October 2008

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Barack Obama got an unexpected greeting from a voter at the Cape Fear BBQ and Chicken.

“Socialist, socialist, socialist — get out of here!” 54-year-old Diane Fanning yelled when the Democratic presidential nominee made a surprise visit to the restaurant.

Presumably the next few days will reveal that Diane’s name isn’t realy Diane, and she doesn’t actually have a license to address a semi-black Presidential candidate.

Fanning, who works a nearby Sam’s Club, said she’d heard Colin Powell had endorsed Obama but that “Colin Powell is a RINO, R-I-N-O, Republican In Name Only,” she said upset that Obama and his entourage had interrupted her meal.

“This is my one day off,” she muttered.

A famous Republican once said, “You can’t fool all of the people all of the time.”

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Racial Solidarity Trumps Everything…

19th October 2008

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Obama, Joe the plumber, and the gospel of envy

19th October 2008

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Axe Falls On Program to Insure All Children in Hawaii

19th October 2008

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The seven-month-old program, one of the most ambitious in the nation, seems to have been derailed by two factors: shortfalls in the state budget, and families dropping private insurance to enroll their children in state-subsidized coverage.

Boy, there’s a shocker — what did they expect would happen?

The major problem with “progressives” is that they’re distributionists — somehow somebody somewhere is going to produce all this wealth that they’re busy “spreading around”. Comes from never having held a real job, I suppose.

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The Iranian Death Ship

19th October 2008

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I love the smell of conspiracy in the morning.

Can’t wait for the movie. Should sell a lot of popcorn.

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Brazil’s riot police clash with ordinary officers on protest march

18th October 2008

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Cocaine traffickers switch from boats to submarines as they swamp US with drugs

18th October 2008

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Well, submarines are just as easy to find and a lot slower. I think they’ll find that this isn’t a winning strategy.

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From Plan A to Plan G

16th October 2008

Brad DeLong captures the essence.

The Bush administration, having entered office as social conservatives, leaves office as conservative socialists, proprietors of the most sudden large expansion of the state’s role in the US economy since mobilisation for the second world war.

As I’ve always sayd – W is just Nixon without the 5-o’clock shadow.

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CNU’s oxygen emitting robotic plants: deforestation solved

16th October 2008

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Change you can believe it.

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Dutch abortion ship sparks controversy in Spain

16th October 2008

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Surely they can find another Duke of Parma.

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Hugo Chavez celebrates ‘comrade’ George W Bush’s conversion to socialism following financial crisis

16th October 2008

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I can’t say he’s wrong.

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Pensioner ordered to stop mowing grass because it’s too tidy

16th October 2008

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Brian Hubbard has regularly cut and weeded the small patch of grass outside his three-bedroom home since he moved in four years ago.

He also picks up any litter, rakes the leaves and cleans up after the council contractors have left their grass cuttings.

But he has received a letter accusing him of “encroaching” on council land and been told that he must stop tending to the grass and “return the area to its original state within 28 days” or the work would be carried out at his expense.

Well, that’s government for you.

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Lecturer found in bed with schoolgirl is spared jail

16th October 2008

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Ian Carter, 39, was in bed with the girl, 15, when her father walked in on them.

A court heard Carter denied there was anything going on between them even though he had no clothes on

Modern times.

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Shiny Happy Communists

16th October 2008

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They prefer Obama, of course.

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Hospitals, Doctors Challenge Crackdown on ‘Balance Billing’

16th October 2008

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God forbid that somebody providing a service should charge more than the insurance company — or the government — thinks is proper.

But several challenges have cropped up in court, from hospitals and docs who say the agency doesn’t have the right to intervene. “We believe our legal authority to protect consumers from balance billing is clear, and we believe our moral authority is even more clear,” the department chief told the LAT.

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China will be a democracy by 2020, says senior party figure

15th October 2008

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And if you believe that one they’ll tell you another one.

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Army developing ‘synthetic telepathy’

15th October 2008

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How long before “progressives” demand an organic alternative?

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You must speak to us, Post Office tells pensioner who can’t speak

15th October 2008

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A pensioner who is deaf and without speech was left without his benefits after Post Office officials insisted on speaking to him to access his account.

Well, there you go.

  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably in California, where it will be insisted that you speak Spanish.

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3,000 Church of England worshippers may defect to overseas provinces, Reform warns

15th October 2008

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The last time this happened, they were called “recusants”. Wonder what they’ll be called this time.

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Hindu nationalist politics fuels anti-Christian campaign in India

13th October 2008

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Just a reminder that Muslims aren’t the only problem out there.

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Obama Campaign Covering Up Involvement with ACORN?

12th October 2008

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Not really news, but a useful reminder.

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Look who’s “gripped by insane rage”

12th October 2008

Michelle Malkin has the goods on the Obama Nation.

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Venezuela’s murder rates under Hugo Chavez surpass Colombia’s

12th October 2008

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Yup, pretty progressive.

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The Duelling Guarantee

12th October 2008

Arnold Kling demythologizes.

The myth is that mortgage securitization reflects the genius of Wall Street. The reality is that it reflects the stupidity of the way that regulatory capital requirements are calculated.

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The scientist, the jellyfish protein, and the Nobel prize that got away

12th October 2008

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Don’t know why British people can’t use commas correctly, but there it is.

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Islamophobes vs. Homophobes: Who Will Win?

12th October 2008

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One of the cleftest of sticks for White People today.

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Janet Devers, the metric martyr

12th October 2008

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  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain Europe.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably in California.

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Robert Mugabe defies power-sharing deal, handing key ministries to his ZANU-PF party

11th October 2008

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

Boy, those Zimbabweans are sure lucky they’re no longer under the boot of that oppressive white regime.

Thank God for the U.N. and the international community, or who knows what sort of hell they’d be living in now.

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Antifa Shock Troops Do Battle With Filip Dewinter

11th October 2008

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The preferred tactics of the “anti-fascist” Left are classically fascist in nature. Rather than engage in spirited debate, they prefer to silence their opponents on the Right by using social pressure, verbal harassment, intimidation, and — if necessary — violence.

Demonstrating that they are, in fact, really fascists after all — as Jonah Goldberg demonstrates at length in his book — in a Clever Plastic Disguise.

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