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Bosses rapped for valid sacking

20th February 2010

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THE nation’s industrial umpire has ruled that a long-term employee who was legitimately sacked for repeated safety breaches must be reinstated and paid compensation because of his poor education and poor job prospects.

He’s depraved on account of he’s deprived.

An excellent illustration of the folly of having a ‘nation’s industrial umpire’. Sad to see it happening even in Australia.

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Groom shot dead at wedding by uncle’s stray celebratory bullet

20th February 2010

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Gunfire has become an increasingly popular celebration custom at lavish Indian weddings in recent years.

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Going Postdoctoral

18th February 2010

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“Academic politics are so vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.” The adage is usually attributed to Henry Kissinger, though others apparently preceded him in the thought. Depending on how you look at it, the case of Amy Bishop is either a case in point or an exception that proves the rule.

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Please Rob Me Makes Foursquare Super Useful For Burglars

18th February 2010

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The objective is apparently to ‘raise consciousness’ about how telling the world where you are is not necessarily a good thing.

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‘Saudi prince’ quizzed over murder of strangled servant found in London hotel

18th February 2010

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What’s the use of power if you can’t abuse it?

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Disney’s Takedown Of Roger Ebert’s Tribute To Gene Siskel

17th February 2010

Walt, betrayed.

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Call it ‘The McCain Plan’

17th February 2010

The Other McCain has a plan.

America’s contemporary public-education system is funded on the basis of Average Daily Attendence (ADA), and the bureaucracy strives to maximize ADA in order to maximize revenue. Ergo, no matter how smart a kid is, the system compels them to go through 13 years (K-12) of school. This is accomplished via a dumbed-down curriculum geared toward the learning capacity of the “average” student, which aims to prevent bright children from learning at their own pace and graduating early based upon demonstrated content mastery.

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Father ‘to be jailed’ for taking daughter to church

17th February 2010

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Pelican attacks weatherman on live TV

17th February 2010

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Gotta love Australians.

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Visiting a Restaurant Website

17th February 2010

A fascinating conversation.

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Scout killed by avalanche in Highlands

16th February 2010

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A scout who spent a year living outdoors to raise money for charity has been killed by an avalanche in a remote area of the central Highlands.

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Anti-whaling activist creeps aboard Japanese ship by night

15th February 2010

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The distinction between anti-whaling activists and serious skin rash is becoming less and less.

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America’s oldest death row inmate dies at the age of 94

14th February 2010

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The reason the death penalty isn’t a deterrent is because it can be delayed in so many ways.

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Doctor Who ‘had anti-Thatcher agenda’

14th February 2010

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Left-wing script writers infiltrated Doctor Who to give it anti-Thatcher plot lines in the late 1980s in a failed attempt “to overthrow the Government” Sylvester McCoy has claimed.

McCoy, who played the seventh doctor from 1987 to 1989, and Andrew Cartmel, the script editor at the time, both admitted the conspiracy, saying that it “seemed the right thing to do”.

However, the secret messages remained a secret to all but Doctor Who insiders. Meanwhile the show’s popularity went into freefall and it was taken off air in 1989.

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Treasure Map: Rare Coin Dealer Sues Google over Directions to Home

14th February 2010

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Privacy is getting to be a rare commodity these days. That is what precious coin dealer Jon Harris of Jupiter, Florida has discovered. The angry dealer in rare and precious coins is suing Google for invasion of privacy in telling the whole world where he lives. Which might not be such a terrible thing, except for Harris’s reasonable assumption that as a coin dealer, thieves might be very interested in where he lives and what he keeps there.

We have the technology.

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‘Random Tragedy’ Not So Random: Socialist Serial Killer Amy Bishop

13th February 2010

The Other McCain is on the case.

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Audiobook confidential: the art of reading aloud

13th February 2010

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Thanks to the iPod, audiobook sales are soaring and actors are queuing up to make them. But what’s it like recording one? ‘Like doing “King Lear” in a cupboard’, learns Richard Johnson

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Basic sums baffle primary teachers

13th February 2010

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A test of simple maths skills taken by teachers from schools across the country has revealed a “shocking” lack of mental arithmetic ability and basic maths knowledge.

Only four out of 10 teachers could work out that 2.1 per cent of 400 is 8.4. Only a third knew that 1.4 divided by 0.1 is 14, and less than 50 per cent could work out that a half divided by a quarter is 2.

  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Sad to say, it’s already happening here.

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African crops yield another catastrophe for the IPCC

13th February 2010

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One of the most widely quoted and most alarmist passages in the main 2007 report was a warning that, by 2020, global warming could reduce crop yields in some countries in Africa by 50 per cent. Dr Pachauri not only allowed this claim to be included in the short Synthesis Report, of which he was co-editor, but has publicly repeated it many times since.

In the wake of all the other recent scandals, “Africa-gate” may be the most damaging of all, because of the involvement of Dr Pachauri himself. Not only is the reputation of the IPCC in tatters, but that of its chairman appears irreperably damaged. Yet the world’s politicians cannot afford to see him resign because, if he goes, the whole sham edifice they have sworn by would come tumbling down.

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The Rise of Caller ID Spoofing

13th February 2010

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Caller ID spoofing technology allows a user to change the caller ID to show any desired number on a recipients caller ID display. There are currently a handful of companies that offer this service including SpoofCard (and it’s mobile application called Spoof App) and Spoofem, among others.

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Police unable to save girl from icy river because of health and safety

13th February 2010

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  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably in a Seattle subway.

“The risk involved in untrained and ill-equipped officers entering the water in these circumstances are generally too high to contemplate.”

I guess it is.

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What I Saw at the Tea Party Convention

13th February 2010

Glenn Harlan Reynolds, the Instapundit, was there.

There were promises of transparency and of a new kind of collaborative politics where establishment figures listened to ordinary Americans. We were going to see net spending cuts, tax cuts for nearly all Americans, an end to earmarks, legislation posted online for the public to review before it is signed into law, and a line-by-line review of the federal budget to remove wasteful programs.

These weren’t the tea-party platforms I heard discussed in Nashville last weekend. They were the campaign promises of Barack Obama in 2008.

And we see how that worked out.

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Street View pulls Canadian murder scene

13th February 2010

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We have the technology.

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Zebra battles with crocodile

11th February 2010

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Bet on the crocodile.

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Sinatra Song Often Strikes Deadly Chord

10th February 2010

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The authorities do not know exactly how many people have been killed warbling “My Way” in karaoke bars over the years in the Philippines, or how many fatal fights it has fueled. But the news media have recorded at least half a dozen victims in the past decade and includes them in a subcategory of crime dubbed the “My Way Killings.”

Well, some people are just sick of that song.

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Criminals turn from burglaries and muggings ‘because electrical items are so cheap’

10th February 2010

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Burglaries have dropped as criminals turn to street muggings because domestic electrical items are now so cheap they are not worth stealing, according to a new report.

That’s capitalism for you.

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Human microchips seen by some in Virginia House as device of antichrist

10th February 2010

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The House of Delegates is scheduled to vote Wednesday on a bill that would protect Virginians from attempts by employers or insurance companies to implant microchips in their bodies against their will.

Add ‘government’ to that list and I’m in. Although the news story focuses on Republicans, given the targets of the list (employers? insurance companies?) I suspect that Democrats (or RINOS, much the same thing) are behind it.

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The campus intifada, cont’d

10th February 2010

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When Israel’s Ambassador Michael Oren took the stage to speak at the University of California, Irvine, on Monday night, the audience was salted with apparent students who were determined not to let him speak. According to the Jerusalem Post report, eleven people were arrested as Oren was repeatedly interrupted while trying to deliver an address on campus.

Judenhasse comes to the American campus.

(What am I saying? It never left.)

NB: Islam doesn’t do ‘free speech’. Never has. Never will.

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India now has social networks related to caste

10th February 2010

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Never forget that new technology can be made the servant of some very old ideas.

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New state law inadvertently bars farmers from using ATVs

10th February 2010

Inadvertently, of course.

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Jedi chapter seeks leader after master resigns

10th February 2010

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What Female Journalists Really Care About XLIV

8th February 2010

Steve Sailer is always worth reading.

There’s always the Washington Post’s XX featurette for heaping mounds of Taking Everything Personally….

The star of Precious weighs 300 pounds. No woman is going to be drawn to make an impulse purchase of a fashion and lifestyle magazine because there’s a 300 pounder on the cover.

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Some People Just Never Learn

8th February 2010

Capital is mobile.

“In 2004 New Jersey was one of the first states to adopt a ‘millionaires’ tax, imposing an 8.97% rate on income over a half-million dollars,” Forbes reports. The consequence? “In all, the state suffered a $70 billion net outflow in wealth from 2004 through 2008, compared with a $98 billion net inflow in the prior five years.

My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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You really can be bored to death, scientists discover

8th February 2010

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Congress: Weapon of Mass Destruction.

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20 Reasons Why The U.S. Economy Is Dying And Is Simply Not Going To Recover

8th February 2010

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Let’s start the week off with a little gloom, shall we?

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The Decline of Middle America and the Problem of Meritocracy

6th February 2010

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Richard Florida has hopefully labeled this trend “the rise of the creative class.” Florida reports that over the last thirty-odd years we have witnessed an ever-increasing concentration of college graduates around “superstar cities” or “means metros”-San Francisco, Washington, Denver, New York, Seattle, and the like. Thus, while 20 percent of the adult population holds an advanced degree in cities like San Fran and DC, the numbers are 5 percent in Cleveland and 4 percent in Detroit. Florida’s maps show in graphic imagery the hiving of college grads around certain metropolitan areas, a hiving that has emerged most clearly since 1970. Save for a few isolated exceptions, those hives are not located in Middle America, including our many mid-sized middle American cities.

Florida describes this trend as “the mass relocation of highly skilled, highly educated, and highly paid Americans to a relatively small number of metropolitan regions, and a corresponding exodus of the traditional lower and middle classes from these same places,” primarily because of the high cost of living that results from the Migration of the Talented. The reasons behind this phenomenon, he says, are economic; if you’re very smart, educated, and talented, it pays to live near others like you. “The most talented and ambitious people need to live in a means metro in order to realize their full economic value,” he writes. Florida foresees a future in which the most talented and creative live among themselves in select city cores, and in which they are “catered to by an underclass of service workers living in far-off suburbs.” “Accommodating” this new geographically based cognitive sorting, he maintains, “will be one of the great political and cultural challenges of the next generation.”

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Life, the Universe, and Everything

6th February 2010

Jerry Pournelle is not optimistic.

On schools, infra-structure, the whole lobbyist scene, the problem isn’t too few laws and regulations but too many. We can’t build infrastructure projects without allowing lawyers to wet their beaks, not just instantly but for years and years. The nuclear industry in the United States is paralyzed by circling legal buzzards. We all know the schools are broken, but there is no possible way to fix the situation, and any attempt is met by frantic opposition. We can’t fire incompetent teachers or promote good ones. After a while we stop trying.

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Male prostitute strangled glamour model wife in drug-fuelled row

5th February 2010

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Say what you will about Britain, they certainly know how to do whatever it is that they do.

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New online Shakespeare game becomes internet hit

5th February 2010

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“It’s a joke name, sir”

5th February 2010

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A high-ranking Pakistani diplomat reportedly cannot be appointed ambassador to Saudi Arabia because in Arabic his name translates into a phrase more appropriate for a porn star, referring to the size of male genitals, Foreign Policy reported.

The Arabic translation of Akbar Zeb to “biggest d**k” has overwhelmed Saudi officials who have refused to allow his post there.

The guys at PowerLine have fun with it — with a supporting Monty Python video, of course.

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20,000 Reasons Not to Hire Someone

5th February 2010

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After my last post, some readers suggested that I was exaggerating the potential cost of paying unemployment insurance when you hire the wrong person. Fred from Florida wrote, “Payroll tax rates that fund unemployment insurance are affected by the company’s history, but it’s not a dollar for dollar payout.” Actually, in Illinois, it’s even worse.

Don’t look to government to help the unemployment crisis — it’s best at prolonging it, as Amity Schlaes has demonstrated with FDR and the Great Depression.

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Kids’ video games ‘worthy of academic study’

4th February 2010

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Hey, tenure doesn’t grow on trees, you know.

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Kite surfer killed by sharks in Florida

4th February 2010

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Italian gun shop owner shoots partner then disposes of head in pizza oven

4th February 2010

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I’m sure it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Zuma’s lovechild provokes debate on polygamy in South Africa

4th February 2010

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A bit late – but better late than never.

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Are Trial Lawyers Buying Government Clients?

4th February 2010

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Oh, ya think?

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A farmer who secretly built castle behind straw bales ordered to demolish it

3rd February 2010

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Britain just isn’t what it used to be.

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Schoolgirl ‘stabbed boyfriend through heart after drinking spree to celebrate A-levels’

3rd February 2010

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I’ve had girlfriends like that. Not in a while, though.

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Well, Hello Again, Ike

3rd February 2010

George Will takes Obama to the woodshed. And nobody does it better.

Barack Obama, in the 13th month of his presidency, is learning what Clinton learned in his third month: The grinding arithmetic of economic and budgetary facts sets the parameters of political possibility.

Today, with the economy still resembling a patient etherized upon a table, and with deficits causing voters’ hair to stand on end, Obama is discovering his inner Eisenhower Republican.

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Murder inquiry launched after architect sees blood seeping through ceiling walls

2nd February 2010

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Detectives believe the victim was bludgeoned to death after 11pm on Sunday – and his body lay on the floor of his flat above the architect’s office in a “significant amount of blood” for around 12 hours before it was discovered.

Yeah, that would do it.

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