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Well, Czechoslovakia split – can Belgium survive?

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Because he’s the smartest guy in the room, you see. It’s right there on the program.

I am not making this up.

George Carlin once said, ‘If you nail together two things that have never been nailed together before, some schmuck will buy it.’ This is living proof.

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Cool. We’ll come home and he can see what kind of luck he has on his own.

Sounds like a plan.

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Be the first on  your block to name your startup after a thinly disguised bowel movement.

Dorothy Rabinowitz pulls back the curtain.

A great part of America now understands that this president’s sense of identification lies elsewhere, and is in profound ways unlike theirs. He is hard put to sound convincingly like the leader of the nation, because he is, at heart and by instinct, the voice mainly of his ideological class. He is the alien in the White House, a matter having nothing to do with delusions about his birthplace cherished by the demented fringe.

Your masters aren’t.

According to a Zogby International survey that I write about in the May issue of Econ Journal Watch, the answer is unequivocal: The left flunks Econ 101.

Rather than focusing on whether respondents answered a question correctly, we instead looked at whether they answered incorrectly. A response was counted as incorrect only if it was flatly unenlightened.

Adam Smith described political economy as “a branch of the science of a statesman or legislator.” Governmental power joined with wrongheadedness is something terrible, but all too common. Realizing that many of our leaders and their constituents are economically unenlightened sheds light on the troubles that surround us.

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We are well on the way to creating a subspecies like the Ringworld’s ‘Night People’. I predict that they will, over time, come to resemble cockroaches in appearance as well as lifestyle.

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As long as all hands are Democrats, of course.

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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Yeah, we sure want more of these people in the United States.

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A ‘stone’ is 14 pounds. Why the Brits can’t use ‘pounds’ for weighing stuff (or even kilograms) passes all understanding.

Ross Douthat is pessimistic.

From Washington to Athens, the economic crisis is producing consolidation rather than revolution, the entrenchment of authority rather than its diffusion, and the concentration of power in the hands of the same elite that presided over the disasters in the first place.

The panic of 2008 happened, in part, because the public interest had become too intertwined with private interests for the latter to be allowed to fail. But everything we did to halt the panic, and all the legislation we’ve passed, has only strengthened the symbiosis.

This is the perverse logic of meritocracy. Once a system grows sufficiently complex, it doesn’t matter how badly our best and brightest foul things up. Every crisis increases their authority, because they seem to be the only ones who understand the system well enough to fix it.

But their fixes tend to make the system even more complex and centralized, and more vulnerable to the next national-security surprise, the next natural disaster, the next economic crisis. Which is why, despite all the populist backlash and all the promises from Washington, this isn’t the end of the “too big to fail” era. It’s the beginning.

The Other McCain takes a look at Rachel Corrie.

n case you’ve forgotten, or perhaps never knew, who Rachel Corrie was, she was a 23-year-old middle-class college kid from Olympia, Washington, who got caught up in post-9/11 ”peace” activism.

That was, in and of itself, a damned foolish thing to do, but college kids do foolish things all the time, and I suppose marching around with a bunch of smelly International A.N.S.W.E.R. commies shouting senseless slogans is no more foolish than getting a tramp-stamp tattoo during Spring Break in Daytona.

Ah, but Rachel Corrie was not content with peace slogans. She became a fanatic. Every fanatic needs a scapegoat and — like other fanatics before and since — Rachel scapegoated the Jews.

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And rightly so, I should think.

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Little noticed before the holiday weekend was this piece in the Washington Post,  where Obama administration officials bemoaned the fact that they can’t find anyone to accept the job of Director of National Intelligence (DNI). After floating the name of General James Clapper, the Obama administration is apparently looking elsewhere because of pressure from Capitol Hill to appoint a civilian. Problem? Apparently no qualified civilian intelligence experts are interested. The Post quotes an intelligence official saying, “Nobody who knows this stuff wants this job.”

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We have reached a point where nobody in public life who values his career prospects dares to mention the word “Islam” in connection with terrorism or mob violence. “Jihad” has officially been ruled out of the lexicon by the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security. The word “terrorism” itself is discouraged, because too many people have come to associate it in their minds with Islam, for some strange reason.

We are so far down the rabbit hole that returning to a state of denial would be an improvement.

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The diamond has been in British possession since East India Company forces in India defeated the Maharaja of Punjab in 1849 and forced him to hand it over to Queen Victoria as a tribute following the Treaty of Lahore.

So how does India have any claim to it? I don’t see them asking for it to be returned to the proper heir of the Maharaja of Punjab, who in any event was a Sikh, a minority persecuted by the Indian government.

Jeff Jarvis understands the dialectic.

AT&T’s service sucks. Just listen  to our most trusted newsman on the topic. But AT&T response to this core business problem is not to improve its service, to invest in better ways to handle more customers.

No, AT&T’s response is to change its pricing to make us use its service less.

That’s cynical. It’s evil.

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Time to move.

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I guess that’s the best you can hope for in Nanny-State Britain.

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The author, Peter Saunders, Professor Emeritus of Sociology at the University of Sussex, concludes that governments are therefore wrong to put so much effort into opening up universities to working-class teenagers and increasing taxes for middle-income earners in order to provide more benefits for the poor.

He writes: “The ideal of promoting social mobility by increasing meritocracy has in the last few years been used to justify some old-style socialist politics which in reality have little or nothing to do with increasing individual opportunities or rewarding effort and ability.

Why do people use ’emeritus’ when they mean ‘retired’ or ‘former’? ‘Emeritus’ means ‘for merit’ — you can look it up — and certainly retired people can be given ’emeritus’ positions, but there is a distinction there that seems to be rapidly becoming lost.

Read it. And watch the video of the ‘peace activist’ stabbing an Israeli soldier.

Let’s be clear, this flotilla had nothing to do with humanitarian supplies, which could have been shipped by land. The flotilla, if successful, would have opened the door to military supplies to Hamas concealed in later shipments.

The flotilla was a collective human shield operation in which civilians, including reportedly including an 18 month old child, were put on the ships either to dissuade the Israelis from stopping the ships, or alternatively, to create an international incident. Prior to the flotilla launching, the leader of Hamas announced that it would be a triumph  regardless of whether the flotilla landed or was stopped by Israel.

When did ‘out of pocket’ come to mean ‘out of touch’ or incommunicado?

The Other McCain turns over a rock.

What you are seeing here is an attempt to delegitimize the United States in the same way Palestinian nationalists have attempted to delegitimize Israel. Like the “Zionism is racism” argument that Palestinians use to justify their terrorism against Jews in israel, the advocates of a Mexican reconsquista proclaim that the mere desire of Americans to control their borders — to have an orderly system of immigration — is “racist.”

What these activists are attempting to do is to propogate a racist/nationalist myth — a sort of fascism. What else to say about their claim that, because most Mexicans have some native ancestry, that this gives them to a right to reside hundreds of miles north of the homelands of their own peoples? It’s as if the Mayan Empire had belatedly laid claim to Arizona.

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The voyage is symbolic because Israel routinely allows food, medical supplies, etc., into Gaza. Israel has invited the activists to dock at an Israeli port, where the cargo will be unloaded, searched, and then shipped into Gaza. But that, the flotilla’s organizers say,  is a “ridiculous and offensive” suggestion. This is what passes for argument in the world of the Palestinians.

Now, Israeli naval vessels are moving to intercept the flotilla. They will tell the ships that they must proceed to Ashdod harbor or else be boarded. Israel’s Government Press Office also responded to the activists’ claim of hardship in Gaza by recommending the Roots Club in Gaza City. “We have been told the beef stroganoff and cream of spinach soup are highly recommended,” the Press Office said in an email to reporters.

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A US cage fighter ripped out the heart of his training partner while he was still alive after becoming convinced he was possessed by the devil.

Jarrod Wyatt also cut out his friend’s tongue and ripped off most of his face in a brutal assault that police said looked like a scene from a horror film.

They found the 26 year old standing naked over his friend’s body with body parts, including an eyeball, strewn around the blood splattered room.

I wonder whether this guy does requests….

The Other McCain points out a little-appreciated problem.

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Listen to the Crust talk to itself.

Follow the chain of logic here: State governments committed themselves to paying for everybody to go to college because of some vague feeling that it would be an ‘investment’. (Considering how much the degeneration of modern culture is caused by these college-educated people, I find this assumption ludicrous on its face, but let’s accept it for the sake of argument.)

As the population grew and more and more people took advantage of this freebie (Extend your adolescence for 4/6/8 years at taxpayer expense! Make more money when you get out than your parents ever dreamed of!), they discovered that, no, they couldn’t afford such an open-ended project.

When you can’t afford something, you either have to find more money or cut back spending. You can’t just wish yourself more money (unlike the Federal government).

The people riding the gravy train, of course, object to being expected to pay for their own improvement. (Mom! Dad! I need more money!) So this is all a plot by some unnamed set of villains to screw the poor. Women and minorities hardest hit, etc., etc.

I’m working on a concept here: How about the people who benefit from something are obliged to pay for it? And if they can’t pay for it, they don’t get it?

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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In fact, more oil is spilled from the delta’s network of terminals, pipes, pumping stations and oil platforms every year than has been lost in the Gulf of Mexico, the site of a major ecological catastrophe caused by oil that has poured from a leak triggered by the explosion that wrecked BP‘s Deepwater Horizon rig last month.

But of course. Who cares what happens on the fringe of the SWPL world?

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Ixtoc I was an exploratory oil well being drilled by the semi-submersible platform, Sedco 135F  in the Bay of Campeche of the Gulf of Mexico, about 100 km (62 mi) northwest of Ciudad del Carmen, Campeche  in waters 50 m (160 ft) deep.  On 3 June 1979, the well suffered a blowout resulting in the second largest oil spill and the largest accidental spill in history.

In the next nine months, experts and divers including Red Adair were brought in to contain and cap the oil well.  An average of approximately ten thousand to thirty thousand barrels per day were discharged into the Gulf until it was finally capped on 23 March 1980, nearly 10 months later.  Prevailing currents carried the oil towards the Texas coastline. The US government had two months to prepare booms to protect major inlets. Eventually, in the US, 162 miles (261 km) of beaches and 1421 birds were affected by 3,000,000 barrels (480,000 m3) of oil.  Pemex spent $100 million to clean up the spill and avoided paying compensation by asserting sovereign immunity.

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Always look up.

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A definition of ‘romantic’ that few would recognize.

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Semtex looks a lot like honey, and the technology of detonating bombs via cellphone is well known.

Hmmmm.

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Some people need to get out more.

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Despite being directed to withdraw their requested earmarks, four members of the GOP caucus have refused to do so: Anh “Joseph” Cao (La.), Henry Brown (S.C.), Don Young (Alaska) and Ron Paul (Texas).

I guess Ron Paul’s own private copy of the Constitution has very good reasons for sticking to his guns here. I mean otherwise he’d be a rank hypocrite and his followers would be tools and we all know that isn’t the case.

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Fossella’s swift resurrection is a departure from the old playbook and a template for the new politics of sex scandals, a model coming predictably from New York and California. For all but the grossest sins (see Edwards, John) and weirdest public conduct (see Sanford, Mark), apologies are passé, retirement is for suckers, and chutzpah is the new contrition.

Bill Clinton was the test case for brazen survival, but more recent instances come with less baggage: Arnold Schwarzenegger brushed aside campaign allegations of sexual harassment like so many hostile robots in “Terminator,” Sen. David Vitter stayed in Congress after being caught paying prostitutes, San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom weathered the ugly publicity over an affair with a top aide’s wife to emerge as the leading candidate for lieutenant governor, and Eliot Spitzer was rewarded for high-profile sins with a guest-hosting gig on MSNBC.

“We are living in an age when a recluse is just somebody who doesn’t have a sex tape on the Internet,” said Eric Dezenhall, a Washington corporate crisis manager. “Shocking us is an impossibility. Shame is a silly fetish, and chutzpah pays a bigger dividend than discretion.”

And this guy was a Republican, which just goes to show you that you can’t depend on labels.

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There’s a reason they call it ‘natural selection’.

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It would appear that not all of the surrender-monkeys live in France.

“The moderate Muslim voice has been squashed in America,” said Bruce Wallace, who said he lost a nephew in the Sept. 11 attacks. “Here is a chance to allow moderate Muslims to teach people that not all Muslims are terrorists.”

An assertion for which no evidence has been presented — indeed, all the available evidence is to the contrary. But there’s a reason they call it ‘invincible ignorance’.

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Which is not the same as what I would have told him to do with his entire administration. Just in case you were wondering.

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Oh, gee, just what we need: Another war.

I have an idea: Let’s let the South Koreans fight this one on their own. Time to graduate, young padawan.

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Time to bring back the M-14?

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Having dramatically expanded the role of the government in your doctor’s office and your bank this year, the Obama administration is turning its attention to your kitchen. Sara Burrows, a reporter for the Carolina Journal, reported on the ramifications of the Obama administration’s war on salt, announced recently as a nationwide decade long program by the FDA. I followed up with her on a podcast for Health Care News. Hold your breath for the potential casualties — that’s right, we’re talking about ham and bacon.

Laugh while you can, monkey boy.

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Robin Gibb, the Bee Gees singer, reportedly became enraged when asked to submit to extra security checks at an airport, swore at staff and refused to fly.

And I don’t blame him a bit. This ‘security theater’ is ridiculous. It does absolutely nothing to improve safety; all it does is piss off consumers and allows the bureaucrats to pretend that they’ve Done Something.

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Really, you can’t make this stuff up.