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Health Officials Reveal Why Nearly 650 People Got Sick After Eating at Chipotle

17th August 2018

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Well, It’s Mexican food. The surprise would be if they didn’t get sick.

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Quadruple Stabbing in London Park in Latest Knife Attack Within City’s ‘Murder Mile’

16th August 2018

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Thank God for those strict gun control laws in Britain or the place would look like Texas.

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The Revolution Eats Its Children: In Detroit, the fraying Coalition of the Fringes needs its KKKrazyGlue

16th August 2018

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The contest for Victim Pokemon Points gets down and dirty.

More than a dozen community groups have called on Rep. Bettie Cook Scott (D-Detroit) to apologize for a series of racial slurs sources say she used to describe her primary election opponent, Rep. Stephanie Chang (D-Detroit).

Scott is alleged to have referred to Chang as “ching-chang” and “the ching-chong” to multiple voters outside polling precincts during last Tuesday’s election. She’s also said to have called one of Chang’s campaign volunteers an “immigrant,” saying “you don’t belong here” and “I want you out of my country.”

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Urban Violence Begins in Broken Homes

16th August 2018

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The Chicago Tribune reported a big drop in violence in Chicago this past weekend. Forty people were shot.

This down from the weekend before, when 74 were shot.

The Tribune’s Steve Chapman rejects what he calls the “popular myth, cynically promoted by Trump and other outside critics” that Chicago is an “exceptionally dangerous city.”

Not exceptionally dangerous among Democrat-run cities, perhaps.

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12 Facts About Kidney Stones

16th August 2018

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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New England’s Environmental Policies Are Driving Thousands of Union Members Out of Work

16th August 2018

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Labor unions in the northeast U.S. are struggling to keep many of their members working because environmental policies and lawsuits are delaying energy projects already approved by the federal government.

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‘It’s A Nightmare’: American Indians Blast Western States for Waging a War on Coal

16th August 2018

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Coastal states are using environmental regulations to destroy American Indians’ ability to produce coal, gas and forms of energy required to lift communities up and out of poverty, according to one prominent American Indian tribe.

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Thought for the Day

16th August 2018

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“Melbourne Mayors Call for End to ‘African Gangs’ Talk”

16th August 2018

Steve Sailer covers what the American media won’t.

Melbourne, Australia now has an “African gangs” problems because it’s the Current Year so of course Melbourne has an African gangs problem. Why wouldn’t it? In fact, Melbourne has two African gangs problems: the African gangs of street criminals themselves, and, far worse, the Australians who have noticed and even talked about this new problem that the politicians have imported for them to endure.

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UK: Students Can Get an A With Almost Half the Questions Wrong in New ‘Tougher’ A-Levels, Leak Reveals

15th August 2018

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Grade inflation, the ‘puff pastry’ of modern education.

The A-levels are the tests Brits take to get into university. British secondary education stops at 16, what American’s would call 10th grade; ‘school leaving certificate’ used to be called O-levels and is now called GCSE (General Certificate of Secondary Education). Those going on to college take two more years (called Sixth Form) and then take A-levels. Like the SAT or ACT, your A-level performance pretty much determines how spiff a university you can get into.

Education in the U.K. is much more centralized and government-controlled than in the U.S.

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Today Straws, Tomorrow Balloons?

15th August 2018

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It could happen. The Nanny State never sleeps.

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Judge Receives Death Threats After Granting Bail to Muslim Compound Members

15th August 2018

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Really, impeachment is just so five minutes ago.

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Dem Candidate for Vermont Governor Says ‘Not Sure’ What Socialism Is

15th August 2018

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He looks like what he is — a guy in a dress with long hair.

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Blue State Blues: People Living in Storage Units in Order to Avoid Paying Boston Rents

15th August 2018

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Plenty of room in Texas, y’all.

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Newly Elected Mexican Congresswoman Kidnapped After Violent Ambush

15th August 2018

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Sure, open up the borders! Let ’em all in! What could go wrong?

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Minnesota Primary: Ilhan Omar Poised to Become First Somali-American Elected to Congress

14th August 2018

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Well, Somali, anyway. I’ve seen no evidence that she considers herself any sort of an American.

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NYT: “Black Boys Feel Less Safe in White Neighborhoods, Study Shows”

14th August 2018

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I suspect they feel safer than white boys feel in black neighborhoods.

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British Tourist Stabbed to Death by New York Woman ‘to Rid Her Home of Evil’

14th August 2018

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So much for the Special Relationship.

Note to self: Avoid New York.

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They Are Not Never Trump – They Are Never You

14th August 2018

Kurt Schlichter blows the whistle.

The recent utterly unsurprising utter capitulation by the Fredocons to the SJW/tech/media campaign to deplatform and silence any right-wing voice who is not trying to sell you a cruise cabin is a symptom of a bigger problem. It’s not a symptom of Trump Derangement Syndrome, though Trump has utterly deranged these pointy-headed geeks. It is a symptom of Conservative, Inc.’s contempt for you.

The dethroned conservagimps are angry with you. Donald Trump is not really the issue. He’s just a convenient target for those these establishment sissies. They truly despise you.

You.

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Missouri Democrats Rescind Amendment Inviting Pro-Life Candidates to Join Party

14th August 2018

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The Party of Death takes off the sheep’s clothing.

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Having Tattoos No Longer Affects Your Chances of Getting a Job, Study Finds

14th August 2018

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Yeah, but what kind of a job can you get? Barista? Sure. Truck driver? No problem. Attorney? Doubtful. Doctor? Even more doubtful.

The unravelling of civilization proceeds apace.

I would be very hesitant to hire somebody with tattoos, because tattoos (and piercings) are symptoms of more serious psychological disorder. But I guess other people aren’t so picky.

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Camper Dies in Cornwall After Tree Falls on Tent in ‘Freak Accident’

14th August 2018

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This is God telling you to stay indoors. Civilization is there for a reason.

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Parliament Car Crash: Video Shows Moment Vehicle Ploughs Into Cyclists and Pedestrians in Suspected Terror Attack

14th August 2018

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Or maybe he just hated cyclists and pedestrians. It’s not impossible.

Cyclists can be pretty annoying. And don’t get me started on pedestrians.

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Utah Man Crashes a Plane Into His Home After a Fight With His Wife

14th August 2018

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Sounds pretty serious. Most of us just settle for slamming the door.

I don’t envy whoever has to report that to the insurance company.

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Mountain Hare Numbers on Scottish Grouse Moors ‘Down to Less Than One Per Cent of 1950s Total’

14th August 2018

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Feel free to panic.

It’s nice to be reminded of exactly who the Telegraph’s readers actually are.

For the record: Yeah, I miss the ’50s.

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Lunch Ladies Allegedly Embezzle 500K From Wealthy Connecticut Schools

13th August 2018

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Hey, wealth redistribution. That’s what Democrats are all about. Quit whining, one-percenters.

We had the same sort of meal trays in the Navy, although they weren’t that glow-worm-green plastic.

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Venezuelan Pirates Spread Fear Across the Caribbean

13th August 2018

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What could be more socialist than piracy?

Redistributing the wealth through force and the threat of force, that’s what socialism is all about.

 

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Britain’s Inability to Handle Last Year’s Flu Season Shows Perils of Socialized Medicine

13th August 2018

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But will they learn from it? Of course not. Ideology trumps reality every time when it comes to government. That’s why we have train wrecks like Zimbabwe and Venezuela.

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Full-Time Work: North Dakota Pipeline Protesters Are Now Protesting in Michigan

13th August 2018

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One wonders how these people support themselves.

I suspect that many, if not most, are receiving benefits at the expense of the taxpayers whose energy costs they seek to raise.

One of the unmentioned disadvantages of the usual Universal Basic Income (insert favorite Dire Straits riff here) is that it would allow such busybody malcontents unlimited scope to bother more productive people.

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UK: Man Brazenly ‘Steals Fruit Machine Cash’ in Front of Stunned Wetherspoons Drinkers

13th August 2018

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And it’s a Person of Color! What are the odds?

Notice that none of the White People present moved to stop him. That would be raaaaaaacist.

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Camper Dies After Being Hit in Throat by Tent Peg Blown Up in High Winds in Denmark

13th August 2018

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Not sure whether the lesson here is ‘avoid tents’ or ‘avoid Denmark’. Just to be safe, avoid both.

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Former Trump Aide Omarosa Recorded John Kelly in Situation Room in Major Security Breach

12th August 2018

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For which she ought to go to jail.

But she won’t, because she’s black and female and hates Trump.

The Crust takes care of its own.

Omarosa has ensured that no Republican will ever hire a black woman again. I hope she’s proud.

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Chicago Officials Apologise for ‘Bait Truck’ Filled With Expensive Nikes After Video Emerges Online

12th August 2018

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‘I think this is bogus and y’all shouldn’t be entrapping black people, that’s all’, one member of the community tells police in a video.

Yeah, everybody knows that black people just can’t resist the temptation to steal stuff. The nerve of these guys.

Entrapment only works on criminals.

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Manchester Shooting Victims Hit in Legs With Shotgun at Moss Side Carnival Party, Police Say

12th August 2018

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Thank God for those strict gun control laws in Britain, otherwise the place would look like Texas.

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Antifa Targets Police, Media at Toronto ‘Stop the Hate’ Rally

12th August 2018

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I guess they didn’t get the memo.

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Mexican Restaurant Receives Backlash for Serving Jeff Sessions

12th August 2018

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I’d have been much happier with a headline JEFF SESSIONS RECEIVES BACKLASH FOR EATING THIRD WORLD FOOD but I suppose we have to take what we can get.

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The Left Eats Its Children: NBC Reporter Documents Antifa-Led Charlottesville Protests — And Then They Turn On Him

12th August 2018

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Be careful what you wish for.

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Charlottesville Police Officer Attacked ay Left-Wing Demonstrators

12th August 2018

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I’d be tempted to pull the police out and let the street thugs settle it amongst themselves. Let Black Lives Matter step up to the plate and enforce the peace.

But nobody listens to me.

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Argentinian Abortion Rights Activists Behave Badly After Losing Vote

12th August 2018

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As usual, the ‘progressive’ side can’t accept the results of democracy and indulge their inner Revolutionary.

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Farmer Found Dead in Field ‘Trampled to Death by Own Cattle’

11th August 2018

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Chicken Campaigner Who Became Social Media Star Attacked by Vegans Who Say Eating Eggs Is Evil

11th August 2018

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I’m looking for a group like AntiFa that would be AntiVeg. ‘Punch a Plantist’ would be their cry.

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Knife-Wielding Robber Targeting Women Travelling Alone in London, Police Warn

11th August 2018

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Thank God for all those strict gun-control laws in Britain, or otherwise the place would look like Texas.

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Kamala Harris Asked to Name Her ‘Biggest Win’ as a Senator, Lists Off the Committees She Serves On

11th August 2018

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For the Left, it’s all about power. If you successfully accumulate power, that’s a win for you; to Hell with anybody else.

Pop Quiz: Find the black woman in this picture:

For reference, here is a picture of an actual black woman:

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Sarah Jeong Is a Boring, Typical Product of the American Academy

11th August 2018

Heather Mac Donald has seen it all before.

The key features of Jeong’s worldview are an obsession with whiteness and its alleged sins; a commitment to the claim that we live in a rape culture; and a sneering contempt for objectivity and truth-seeking. These are central tenets of academic victimology. From the moment freshmen arrive on a college campus, they are inundated by the message that they are either the bearers of white privilege or its victims. College presidents and the metastasizing diversity bureaucracy teach students to see racism where none exists, preposterously accusing their own institutions of systemic bias. “Bias response teams,” confidential “discrimination hotlines,” and implicit-bias training for faculty and staff roll forth from university coffers in wild abandon.

UC Berkeley’s Division of Equity and Inclusion until recently hung banners throughout campus reminding students of their place in the ruthlessly competitive hierarchy of victimhood. One particularly lachrymose entry, featuring a female black and a Hispanic male student, urged the presumably “non-diverse” sector of Berkeley to “create an environment where people other than yourself can exist.” This year’s White Privilege Conference, a nationwide academic gathering, featured panels on “Breaking the Chains of Capitalism and White Supremacy,” the “Whiteness of Law,” and “How Whiteness Kills.” The journal Cultural Studies of Science Education ran a perfectly standard article this year on how notions of merit and scientific truth are simply covers for white supremacy and racism, while the Feminist Journal of Geography argued that the convention of academic citations bolsters the status of those who are “white, male, able-bodied, economically privileged, heterosexual, and cisgendered.”

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Democrats Nominate Pro-Abortion Lesbian Feminist for Congress in Texas

10th August 2018

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If she were ‘Native American’, I guess we could have a race to see who’ll be the first on our block. Maybe half-Filipina counts.

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Black Bus Driver Who Punched Man for Spitting at Him and Calling Him the N-Word Is Fired

10th August 2018

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That hardly seems fair. Of course, it might be another one of those ‘hate hoaxes’. But I should think that action ought to be deferred until an investigation is conducted.

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Just 10 Streams Carry 95% of All River-Borne Plastic Into the Ocean

10th August 2018

But WHITE PEOPLE are still to blame, because reasons.

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Watch Your Step in San Francisco — City Officials Receive Dozens of Human Feces Calls Per Day

10th August 2018

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Welcome to the Left Coast. Be careful not to step in the diversity.

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‘Civility Won’t Save Us’ — Activist Group Pushes ‘Be Like Maxine’ T-Shirts, Bags

10th August 2018

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It certainly won’t achieve the desired level of statism in America.

I wonder whether they conduct training for the BitterBeerFace.

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Asian-American Parents Join Forces to Fight for ‘Education Fairness’

10th August 2018

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Yellow people are apparently Honorary White People when it comes to racial discrimination, i.e. fair game.

 

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