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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

20th March 2019

Former Prosecutor Reveals He Considered Taping Phone Call With Trump

Toobin: Trump’s ‘Personal Grievance’ Is ‘Precisely Consistent With the White Nationalist Agenda’

Koppel: NYT And WaPo Not What They Used To Be Thanks To Trump Vendetta

Report: Democrats Suggest More People Are Working 2 Jobs In Trump’s Economy. Here’s Where They’re Wrong

Top Democratic Lawmaker Compares Trump To Hitler After McCain Dust-Up

Former DOJ Attorney Claims Ambassadors Worked With Feds To Take Down Trump

Kasie Hunt Says Trump Has No Shot At Re-Election Because He’ll Never Be Able To Turn Key Voting Group  They said the same thing before he was elected the first time.

Joy Behar: Trump Jumped Into Conway Feud Because ‘He Likes Separating Families’  Uh, no, it was because George Conway insulted him.

Kimmel to Harris: As President, Will You ‘Prosecute’ Trump and ‘Hench Characters?’

“Sitting Ambassadors” Participated In Plot To ‘Take Trump Down’: Meadows

Trump’s Tax Cut Won’t Power the Growth He Predicts, Officials Concede  Except that it already is.

Shame Is Part of the Kink, Continued: Kellyanne Conway Blasts Own Husband For Claiming That He Has Diagnosed Trump with Narcissistic Personality Disorder

Will Washington State’s Plan To Ban Trump From The 2020 Ballot Backfire?

 

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NBC’s Chuck Todd Awarded for Excluding ‘Deniers’ From Hour-Long Climate Change Broadcast

20th March 2019

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NBC host Chuck Todd received a Walter Cronkite Award for political journalism for an hour-long feature on climate change that excluded “climate deniers.”

Just like Cronkite. How appropriate.

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CNN Still Hasn’t Told Viewers It’s Being Sued for $275 Million for Defamation

20th March 2019

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Well, you know, that’s not really news, is it? After all, it doesn’t mention TRUMP….

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Trump Derangement Syndrome

19th March 2019

Morning Joe Wonders If Trump Has ‘Oppositional Defiant Disorder’  I guess they had to come up with something to match TDS.

Fake News Jim and Friends: ‘Extraordinary,’ ‘Surreal’ WH Must Answer If Trump’s Mentally Stable!  They’re just pissed that he’s more entertaining than they are.

NY Times Reporter-Turned-Columnist David Leonhardt: ‘Trump Encourages Violence’  Not as much as the New York Times.

Ted Koppel: Trump’s ‘Not Mistaken’ That Liberal Media Are Blatantly ‘Out to Get Him’

Gillibrand Claims She Has The Best Voting Record Against Trump Nominees Ever  She’s still a Becky.

MSNBC: Trump’s Tweets Are Sign of ‘Crisis Level’ ‘Psychological Duress’

Congress to probe Trump administration’s response to rising threat of white nationalism

Stephen Colbert criticises Trump’s response to New Zealand terror attack: ‘He never condemns racists’  Except, of course, that he often has. (I’ll bet you didn’t know that ‘Muslim’ was a race.)

NBC’s Idea of ‘Tough Question’ for 2020 Dem: Is Trump a ‘Racist’?  It serves a purpose: Anyone who answers ‘yes’ is too stupid to be President.

CNN Shocked to Find Latinos Who Support Trump, Border Wall

CNN’s David Gregory Slams George Conway’s Anti-Trump Tweets as Inappropropriate  Gregory has obviously be replaced by an alien.

Facebook Blocks President Trump’s Social Media Chief Scavino

Trump aide Kellyanne Conway denies president’s mental health is ‘getting worse’ after her husband voices concerns  I’d be more inclined to worry about her husband’s mental health. He sure has a bad case of TDS.

Woman Who Climbed Statue Of Liberty To Protest Trump Sentenced To 5 Years Probation

 

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Everything Is Racist! NY Times: Opposing ‘Social Justice Engine’ of Light Rail Is Bigoted

19th March 2019

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I’ll bet you didn’t know that light rail was a ‘social justice engine’. I sure didn’t.

 

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Lefty Journalist Hill Tweets That the Electoral College Preserves Slavery

19th March 2019

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Of course, everything that Africans don’t like in America ‘preserves slavery’, so that makes it a core American institution.

I’m good with that.

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AP Pushes New Leftwing Conspiracy Theory: “Puzzling” Number of Activists Connected to Ferguson are Dying (Usually by Suicide or Drug Overdose), And That Suggests They’re Being Secretly Murdered by an Unidentified But Obviously White Cabal

19th March 2019

Ace of Spades sounds the alarm.

I love the smell of conspiracy theories in the morning.

None of these cabals ever thinks of contacting me. I’m offended.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

17th March 2019

Trump to be left off 2020 ballots unless he shows his tax returns, Washington says  I doubt that this will survive the inevitable legal challenge.

Brexit Is An Obsession With The British Media The Way Trump Derangement Syndrome Is With The American Media

 

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CNN’s Smerconish Puts On Khizr Khan to Blame Immigration on Meddling from the West

17th March 2019

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Pull the string and watch the mouth move.

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Reuters Journalist Withheld Damaging Info About Beto O’Rourke Until After Senate Race

17th March 2019

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Bias? What bias?

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

16th March 2019

Democratic presidential candidates line up to target Mike Pence after Biden’s ‘decent guy’ comment  They must leave no Republican unsmeared.

Bill Maher Says It’s ‘Very Trump’ For Democrats To Ban Fox News From Hosting Debates Figure that one out.

AOC Blames Trump for New Zealand Tragedy  Of course she does.

CNN Panel Uses NZ Shooting to Compare Trump to White Supremacist, Shooter

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

15th March 2019

ABC, NBC Cheer on ‘Republican Rebellion’ that ‘Embarrassed’ Trump, Rebuked National Emergency  Nothing embarrasses Trump. You’d think they’d have learned this by now. What these ‘Republicans’ embarrassed was themselves.

‘The Good Fight’ Rants at Trump: ‘God, I Hate You,’ ‘Wish You Ended Up’ in Hell

CNN Guest Connects Trump to Mosque Shooting in New Zealand  Of course. Because TRUMP!

The Trump Phenomenon As Seen From Europe

MSNBC’s Deutsch: Trump NZ Statement Might be Weak Because Muslims are the Target  Actually, it will be as strong as any such statement — you know that, and they know that, but they have to support the Narrative.

CBS Jumps to Link Trump to Mass Murdering Terrorist in New Zealand  Of course.

Jeb Bush Wants ‘Someone’ To Challenge Trump In GOP Primaries  I’m sure he does. It is indeed difficult to beat a sitting President, especially one with so many wins in his pocket as Trump. But those wins weren’t by somebody named Bush, so Jeb wants him out.

CNN’s John Berman Tries To Tie Trump To New Zealand Attack

CNN’s Bash Blames Trump for NZ Massacre: Trump’s Rhetoric Riles Up ‘Nut Jobs’

Peter Strzok’s Congressional Testimony: Robert Mueller Never Asked Me About My Many, Many Anti-Trump Texts. He Didn’t Seem to Care About Them At All.

NBC Analyst Claims Trump Gives ‘Rhetorical Ammunition’ to Terrorists

Beto O’Rourke: ‘Beyond A Shadow Of A Doubt’ Trump Tried To Collude With Russia  His candidacy is going to prove vastly entertaining.

Divisive CNN Blames Trump Giving NZ Terrorist ‘Credence,’ ‘Validity’; There’s a ‘Connection’

Trump news – live: Top officials fail to call New Zealand shooting ‘terror attack’ as Mueller reveals ongoing probes  I guess unless Trump says it, it isn’t.

North Korea’s missile threat shows we need to take Trump’s vanity out of the peace talks In a negotiation, who are you going to trust, Donald Trump or some obscure leftist academic?

Mea Culpa: how to reduce the damage done by Donald Trump and Brexit

New Zealand shooting: Trump tweets link to Islamophobic website amid Christchurch terror attack  Actually it was to Breitbart, which is Islamo-realist (which proglodytes consider ‘Islamophobic’). More fake news.

 

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Hollywood/Social Media Stars Blame Conservative Americans for NZ Terror Attack

15th March 2019

Of course.

Westworld star Jeffrey Wright hopped on Twitter to blame the incident on Donald Trump, claiming, “Waiting for remarks from @realDonaldTrump on New Zealand’s radical white racist terrorist attack like waiting for Bin Laden’s next cave video. Blood on his mouth…once again. This is clear.”

These guys are insane.

The Daily Show co-creator Lizz Winstead unleashed her own hate for the Trump family, slamming Donald Trump Jr. for his tweet asking the media not to fixate on the killer. The unhinged abortion-worshipper responded to the president’s son, tweeting, “Says the man who poses for pictures with the living beings he slaughters for sport. GFYS.” [Go Fuck Yourself] Well that’s definitely the pot calling the kettle black considering her intense ardor for killing unborn babies. Excuse me, I meant minutes-old babies.

Funny where these people draw the lines.

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Al Gore Compares Climate Change to Civil War, Could Spur ‘End of Civilization’

15th March 2019

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Women and minorities hardest hit, film at 11.

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Today in Trup Derangement Syndrome

14th March 2019

The Atlantic Writer Suggests Trump Is To Blame For College Bribery Scandal  Of corse. Trump is to blame for EVERYTHING.

Ed Henry Explains Why Trump Should Be ‘Licking His Chops’ At The Chance To Run Against O’Rourke

Nadler Relying On Press Reports For Evidence Of Trump Wrongdoing  Nadler looks like the crooked mayor of Gotham in a bad Batman movie.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

13th March 2019

Donald Trump Jr. Responds to “Rich Parents Getting Their Kids Into College” Scandal With Least Self-Aware Tweet in History  Did you hear that? IN HISTORY!

Mika Brzezinski Cheers ‘Fantastic’ Nancy Pelosi Driving Trump ‘Crazy’  Actually, it’s probably the other way around.

Cuomo, Lemon: Does ‘Luddite’ Trump Want to Bring Back Horse and Buggy? (Sing Duet)  No, but progs do, with their war on fossil fuels.

Trump news – latest: President launches 6.50am Twitter tirade over impeachment remarks ahead of Manafort sentencing  How is this ‘news’?

CNN’s Paul Begala Compares Jared And Ivanka To Cockroaches, Then Clarifies

Schiff Says Impeachment Talks Will Continue If Mueller Report Clears Trump  Because it’s not about evidence, it’s about TRUMP!

NYT’s Bruni Ties Trump Family to College Admissions Scandal: Not ‘Morally Different’  These people are sinners, the Trump family are sinners, so they are obviously not morally different! Burn the witch!

Video Venom: 40 February TV Shows Slam ‘A**hole’ Trump, Praise ‘Communism’

On CBS, Lefty Actress Bashes ‘Unindicted Co-Conspirator’ Trump, Kavanaugh  And of course actresses are widely known to be deep thinkers and sagacious analysts.

Kathy Griffin Claims She ‘Didn’t Do’ Anything Wrong; Insists Ivanka is ‘Feckless C**t’  The hatred of the envious. Sad.

Pelosi keeps options open on impeachment  Of course she does.

Samuel L. Jackson: Trump Supporters ‘Complicit’ in ‘Ruining the Planet’  Yeah, ’cause you’re still breathing.

Trump claimed Manafort’s trial proved there was ‘no collusion’. What if he’s right?  The horror!

CNN’s Begala Calls Ivanka and Jared ‘Cockroaches,’ President Trump a ‘Criminal’  Democrats – Party of Hate.

Republicans Having A Hard Time Believing Pelosi On Impeachment  I would have a hard time believing Pelosi on whether the sun were shining.

 

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Tucker Carlson Makes Sexually Explicit Jokes About Miss Teen USA Contestant in Newly Unearthed Recording as Advertisers Flee

13th March 2019

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I guess Tucker is the New Emanuel Goldstein. Certainly the Two Minute Hate is getting stoked by the ‘media’.

UPDATE: The Hypocrisy of the Rage Mob

 

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ESPN’s Kellerman Says Kaepernick ‘Wasn’t Making Big Political Statement’

13th March 2019

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Well, obviously, America is a racist shithole, everybody know that, so this wasn’t political, it was just pointing out what everybody knows.

Uh, no. It was totally political, except for the part where Kaepernick was trying to make himself famous and hence more employable.

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Why You’re Recycling Wrong

13th March 2019

Vox is today’s Nanny.

A classic proglodyte piece of ‘journalism’. (Actually, it doesn’t go into motivation, so the headline probably ought to read ‘HOW you’re recycling wrong’.) But it assumes that you are stupid and Doing It Wrong, while the author is Smart and With It and is therefore entitled to wag a finger or two our way.  Mission accomplished! Calling it Problems Some People Have With Recycling would let you off the hook, and our sense of moral superiority won’t let us do that.

I suspect that the ‘why’ is that we just don’t give a shit about being careful to follow collectivist programs like recycling, and I’m okay with that.

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Ocasio-Cortez Blames Pipeline That Hasn’t Been Built Yet for an Oil Spill

12th March 2019

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Proglodytes see it when the believe it.

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Sarah Lawrence Students Demand Free Fabric Softener to Combat Racism

12th March 2019

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Does it straighten frizzy hair or something? I must confess that they lost me here.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

11th March 2019

Game of Thrones actor Conleth Hill lashes out at Trump’s The Wall is Coming posters

STUDY: CNN’s ‘The Situation Room’ Is a Weeklong Promo for Dem Investigations

CNN Touts Claims Republicans Are ‘Dying of Whiteness,’ Racial Voting  And it’s all Trump’s fault, of course.

GMA Eagerly Hopes Republicans ‘Embarrass’ Trump With ‘Rebuke’ on Border Wall Funding

Who Wants to Play the Race Card Against Joe Biden?  Evidently Biden represents ‘Trumpism. Who knew?

Are You A Trump Supporter Who Wants To Eat In Peace? There’s An App For That

Mueller investigation: Why the next week could be one of the biggest yet for Donald Trump+

Dear Diary: Jim Acosta Doesn’t Waste His Chance to Cause a Scene in the Briefing Room

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

10th March 2019

‘It would ultimately come down to the use of force’: What would happen if Trump refused to leave office?  Funny how nobody asked this question about Obama.

USA Today Sports Writer: NBA Owner & Would-Be President Mark Cuban Too Much Like Trump  I.e. He was a successful businessman, unlike all of the drones working for the Democrat nomination.

Julian Castro Responds To Omar’s Comments, Blames Trump  Yeah, well, Castro….

ABC News’ Terry Moran: Media, Democrats Face ‘Reckoning’ If Mueller Finds No Collusion

Schiff Acknowledges Mueller May Never Get Trump To Testify  That’s awfully white of him.

 

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We Can’t Assume Our Water Is Safe to Drink. But We Can Fix It.

10th March 2019

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How? With TAXPAYER MONEY, of course! Why not? It’s FUNDING! It’s governement money! It’s FREE!

Everyone has a right to clean water, no matter what you look like, how much money you make, or which political party you favor.

The mating cry of the Social Justice Warrior.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

9th March 2019

Warren Attacks Trump For Dangling Pardons — Stumbles When Asked If She’d Do The Same

WaPo Editor Uses Cancer-Stricken Alex Trebek To Attack Trump

Mitchell Echoes Democrat Guest, Slams ‘Shameful’ Trump Putting Kids in ‘Cages’  Which, of course, never happened.

Trump Signed Bibles In Alabama And People Can’t Handle It

Rep. Ted Lieu Deletes Tweet Blasting Trump For Alabama Visit  Oops.

Trope Derangement Syndrome, by Steve Sailer

Maher, Panel Compare Trump to Michael Jackson, Congressional GOP ‘Rapists’

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

8th March 2019

As Paul Manafort goes down for 47 months, Americans need to face up to what this says about Donald Trump  Ed Krassenstein need to face up to the fact that it says absolutely nothing about Trump.

New revelations implicate Donald Trump Jr. in his father’s nefarious schemes  Ooooooo, nefarious schemes!

Castro: ‘We’re Going To See More Indictments’ Related To Trump  As many as they can cram in. Something’s gotta stick.

MSNBC Goes DEFCON-1 on Manafort Ruling; ‘Shocking’ ‘Injustice’ by ‘Puppet’ Judge to Please Moscow  Better than admitting that there just isn’t anything there.

Paul Manafort sentencing: What does jailing of Trump’s former campaign chief mean for president?  It’s called a ‘miss’.

Trump golf course faces fine for chopping down trees and dumping them in river  And of course this is all Trump’s fault.

Joy Behar Nuances Herself Into the Far Left Corner

Trump calls Russia investigation a ‘collusion witch hoax’ in rambling and inaccurate White House rant  They had to put ‘rambling’ and ‘inaccurate’ in the headline so that you wouldn’t mistake this for a news piece.

Trump says he wants to ‘honour’ and ‘celebrate’ women – Here’s all the times they’ve accused him of sexual misconduct   And, as we all know, ‘accusation’ is the same as ‘proof’.

CNN Panel Uses McSally Testimony to Attack President Trump, Even McSally Herself  She’s a Republican, so she can’t be a real victim. Besides: TRUMP!

diGenova: With Mueller’s Investigation Coming To A Close, Democrats Rely On Congress To Abuse The President

Brennan, Matthews Rage at Judge; Accuse Trump of ‘Joining the Other Side’ to Betray America

Jon Meacham: Trump May Be ‘in Thrall to a Foreign Power’  Cue Twilight Zone theme music….

Ilhan Omar: Let’s Face It, Trump Is Only Continuing The Terrible Policies of Barack Obama  Now that’s hitting below the belt.

 

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“The Case for Reparations,”

8th March 2019

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Is there anybody who doesn’t work for the New York Times who still pretends that David Brooks is some sort of conservative?

Ace of Spades: Those Of You Who Bet on “David Brooks” for “Which NeverTrumper Would Be the First to Embrace the Hard Left’s Holy Grail of Reparations” — Collect Your Winnings

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CNN: “How climate change is fueling extremism”

8th March 2019

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Does anyone else always hear Darth Vader’s voice in their head whenever they read the letters CNN?

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

7th March 2019

‘It gets real personal, real fast’: Dems fear targeting Trump kids could backfire  Oh, ya think?

Donald Trump is laying the groundwork to de-legitimize the 2020 election  The way CNN keeps trying to de-legitimize the 2016 election?

One CNN Guest Uses McSally Rape Claim To Attack Trump — The Next Attacks McSally  Because they’re Republicans and Republicans cannot be allowed to accumulate Pokemon Victim Points.

Democrats Poised To Disregard Mueller On Collusion, Launch Their Own Investigations  If you don’t like the facts you find, find some facts you like — or can make up.

Trump Is Right ? The Latest Investigation Against Him Is Another ‘Witch Hunt’

Media Magic: How a Democrat Pedophile Became a ‘Trump Scandal’

‘Tim Apple’: Trump calls Apple CEO Tim Cook by wrong name during White House meeting Scraaaaaaape that barrel.

Trump is trying to pay his way to an annihilation of Palestinian statehood, and an erasure of Israel’s crimes  Robert Fisk is the guy for whom ‘fisking’ was named, since his writing typically offers a fertile field for it.

Beware the Ides of Trump  Hope springs eternal in the NeverTrumper breast.

Media Compare Alleged Serial Underage Rapist R. Kelly to Kavanaugh, Trump  Because everything bad is Trump’s fault.

Tim Cook Changes His Twitter Handle To ‘Tim Apple’ After Trump Gaffe

‘CNN Tonight’ Muddies Waters on Anti-Semitism, Downplays Omar to Bash Trump

Jared Kushner goes rogue in Saudi Arabia, prompting national security concerns  ‘Goes rogue’? Seriously?

 

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Democrats Will Not Condemn Ilhan Omar or Even Antisemitism, But Will Instead Vote on the Proposition That “Hate Iz Bad”

7th March 2019

Ace of Spades brings the happy news.

Well, at least we cleared that up.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

6th March 2019

House Democrats Have A Timetable For Demanding Trump’s Tax Returns  I’m sure he has a timetable for refusing.

Maxine Waters Delivers Wild Rant, Asks Trump If He’s ‘Still In Love’ With Kim Jong Un  Let’s ask Congresswoman BitterBeerFace whether she’s still in love with Louis Farrakhan.

Kimmel: CPAC Is ‘Largest Gathering’ of Anti-Vaxxers Led by a ‘Dementia’-Stricken Trump  There is, of course, no connection between ‘anti-vaxxers’ and either CPAC or Trump — except in the delusions of people like Kimmel.

CNN Rips President Trump for Hugging, ‘Groping’ American Flag at CPAC

Stephen Colbert targets Trump in Game of Thrones parody: ‘Subpoenas are coming’  Scraaaaaaape that barrel.

Laurene Powell Jobs says media should be careful, Trump attacks ‘out of a dictator’s playbook’  I can see where marrying Steve Jobs could make you an expert on ‘dictator’s playbooks’.

CNN Mocks Trump For Hugging American Flag At CPAC

CNN Aghast: Trump Signed Checks on Days He Fulfilled Official Duties

Revolving Door: House Intel Committee Hires Rabidly Anti-Trump MSNBC Analyst

Rep. Rashida Tlaib To Introduce Impeachment Resolution Against Trump  I guess she wanted to be the first on her block. It’ll be interesting to see whether she bothers to some up with some plausible excuse or whether it just boils down to ‘BECAUSE TRUMP’.

No-deal Brexit would take back control and hand it to Trump, experts say  And GOD KNOWS we can’t have THAT, right?

Anderson Cooper Plugs Liberal Poll: 64 Percent Say Trump ‘Committed Crimes’ Before Election

 

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Forbes ‘Gun Business Beat’ Contributor Shows Her Bias

6th March 2019

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Forbes.com contributor Elizabeth MacBride recently produced an essay that says far more about herself than the subject she has been supposedly getting to know over the course of “more than a year.” In “The Second Amendment Is A Marketing Slogan, And Other Lessons from The Gun Business Beat,” we are witness to what happens when a writer uses his or her own pre-existing beliefs to interpret what they see. In the world of intelligence gathering it’s called “mirror imaging.”

That approach might be an acceptable approach for a novelist, but such clear bias coming from a “business writer” who claims to be reporting on what she found in that role is a real disservice to Forbes readers. Serving as a self-appointed tour guide for those on the other side of our nation’s cultural divide when it comes to gun ownership, she is now only reinforcing the biases of those who would never deign to set foot on a range or venture near a gun counter

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Pelosi Adds Anti-Muslim Bias Concerns to Omar Anti-Semitism Resolution

6th March 2019

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Muslims being part of the Democrat base and all — surely y’all remember those six million Muslims that Hitler killed? And the swastikas that keep getting painted on mosques everywhere.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

5th March 2019

America the Cowardly Bully Paul Krugman. It’s all about Trump, of course.

Nets Excited by Dems ‘On the Hunt’ for Trump with New Investigations  Well, it keeps them off the streets.

Gov. Inslee: Trump Is A ‘Fearful Person’  I think what he meant was fearSOME person.

Former Clinton Adviser Claims ‘Every Racist Voted For Trump’  Except the ones who voted for Obama and sat out the election.

Impeachment is on

CNN’s Toobin Rewrites History: Unlike Trump, Obama Had No Scandals!  Seriously? ‘If you like your plan you can keep your plan.’? ‘I’ve got a pen and a phone.’? Van Jones?

Fox’s Juan Williams: Trump Could ‘Refuse To Leave’ Office If He Is Not Reelected  So could Obama. But he didn’t. And there is no actual evidence that Trump wouldn’t — just Leftist fantasies.

Trump’s ‘interference in CNN merger’ an impeachable offence, says husband of White House adviser  Well, actually, no, it’s not.

Jerry Nadler’s frantic quest to ‘Get Trump’

Evening Shows Refuse to Credit Trump for Jobs Boom 98 Percent of the Time  Because, of course, Hitler had absolutely nothing to do with getting the economy moving again….

Trump investigation in House to be led by prosecutor ‘comfortable charging him with felony campaign finance fraud’  And don’t forget the undoubted fact that he used dead baby parts in his Satanic rituals….

Trump flip-flops on Syria, tells Congress he agrees ‘100%’ with keeping US troops in region  Uh, ‘in region’ doesn’t mean ‘in Syria’. Apparently English is not this ‘journalist’s first language.

 

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US Generals and Politicians ‘Thinking About Possibility of Nuclear War’, Russia’s Ambassador to Washington Says

5th March 2019

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Of course they are. That’s what they’re paid to do. I’m sure Russian ‘politicians and generals’ are doing the same thing.

This is just pandering to the hair-on-fire low-information crowd. Disgusting.

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POLL: 1/3 Of Americans Share Ocasio-Cortez’s Worry About Having Kids With Climate Change

5th March 2019

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Fine. Don’t have kids. We won’t miss them.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Trader Joe’s Is Making Its Packaging More Sustainable

5th March 2019

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‘Sustainable’ is one of those words, like ‘vibrant’, that hipsters use when they want to compliment a person or a practice, whether or not it means anything or is even relevant. In this case, it’s even a title — the author is a ‘Sustainability Editor’, which makes no sense whatever. Apparently the qualifications for ‘Sustainability Editor’ include an affection for cauliflower gnocchi (you can hear the Virtue Signaling Pokemon Points rack up) and an ability to be annoyed by plastic. The fact that plastic represents a major advance in the art of preserving fresh and sanitary food is, apparently, So Fifteen Minutes Ago.

The entire article is an illustration of the sad fact that Progs Are Never Satisfied. No matter what one does, no matter how far over backward one bends to meet their unrealistic expectations, there is always something that one has failed to do, for which one can expect criticism. There is no point at which one will hear, ‘Okay, you’ve done what you can, this is good enough.’ Nothing is ever good enough,

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

4th March 2019

Trump news – LIVE: President faces new investigation into abuse of power as Senate intelligence chairman says ‘direct evidence’ of collusion with Russia  Except that it’s the House Intelligence Committee Chairman, Adam Schiff, and he’s still being delusionally Democrat.

Children push ahead with historic lawsuit to force Trump administration to tackle climate change

Surprise, Surprise: Media Throw Trump Under the Bus for Defunding Abortion Providers

Morning Joe’s Incessant F-Word of the Day for Trump: ‘Felony’

Democrats Seek To Investigate Everyone Who’s Ever Met Trump  At your expense, of course.

Trump Is The ‘New Form Of Idolatry’: Former RNC Chair Criticized Trump’s CPAC Speech

Scarborough Suddenly Opposes Flippant Comparisons to Tyrants  And somehow this is Trump’s fault.

Trump’s ‘shameless and corrupt’ tweet about Scottish golf course an attempt to pressure UK, experts say  Shows how stupid ‘experts’ can be.

I spent three days listening to a smouldering ash heap of Trumpian shills at CPAC. The GOP’s future looks even worse than we thought

Report reveals extent of Trump-Fox News collusion: ‘Murdoch wants Trump to win’

 

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Ilhan Omar: Asking Me to Apologize for My Attacks on Jews for Having Dual Loyalties Is Just a Jewish Plot to Demand My Allegiance to Israel

4th March 2019

Ace of Spades reads the tea leaves.

Well, I’m glad we cleared that up.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

3rd March 2019

MSNBC’s Tur Whines: ‘Why Are Democrats So Hesitant to Start Impeachment Proceedings?’

CNN Analyst Compares Trump’s CPAC Speech To Hitler  That’s a no-brainer.

CNN Analyst Compared Trump To Hitler For Something Joe Biden Said First

ABC: To Impeach, Dems Face Trump’s ’90 Percent’ ‘Hard-Line’ Support

Judiciary Chair Says Trump Is Guilty Of Obstruction. And He’s Thinking About Impeachment  Oh, please do. That will guarantee his re-election.

Trump’s golf course tweet condemned by former ethics chief: ‘Shameless, corrupt and repugnant’  The tweet itself was, of course, perfectly innocuous. This is TDS straight up.

So Bitter! CNN Analyst Sam Vinograd Hears Echoes of Hitler, Putin in Trump CPAC Speech  Which tells you more about her than about Trump.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

2nd March 2019

NewsBusters Time Machine: Blame Reagan for Rise of Trump?

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

1st March 2019

ABC Rips Trump for No Deal, Hypes NoKo ‘Taking on the President’

MSNBC Hits ‘Racially Retarded’ Meadows, Race-‘Obsessed’ Trump

Mob Taunts on MSNBC: Scarborough Twice Refers to Don Jr. as ‘Fredo’

Democrats Eye Another Line Of Attack As Reports Hit That Trump Gave Kushner A Security Clearance | The Daily Caller

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Clinton, Michelle Wolf Misunderstood, Trump Is ‘Fake President’

Trump allies worry federal investigations in New York could lead to president’s downfall  They can’t get anybody to believe that Trump is actually worried, so they target the soy-boys that surround him.

NY Times’s Davenport: On Climate Change, Trump Hunkered Against ‘Facts…Science’

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

28th February 2019

Jeff Merkley Suggests Trump Is Worse Than Dictator Who Kills Own People With Anti-Aircraft Guns

Nets Lionize Liar Cohen, Chide Republicans for ‘Attacking His Credibility’

Michael Cohen testimony: Ex-lawyer ‘fears Trump will not allow peaceful transition’ if he loses in 2020

Michael Cohen: Trump told me ‘Don Jr had worst judgement in world’  Which suggests that his judgment is actually pretty good.

Ocasio-Cortez questions Michael Cohen on how Trump dodged taxes Note how they don’t even say ‘allegedly’, a courtesy they would give the worst thug off the street.

Dennis Rodman Offers To Assist Trump In North Korea Talks — Predicts Nobel Peace Prize Win  Guess he didn’t get the memo that Trump is a racist and the New Hitler.

Obsession: CNN, MSNBC Spend 428 Minutes on Cohen, 12 on NoKo Summit  It’s all about priorities.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez lays groundwork for more subpoenas against Trump, attributing Cohen questioning to bartending experience

Donny Deutsch Says Trump Won’t Leave Peacefully, Capable Of Starting A Civil War  Well, thanks for the warning.

Ilhan Omar Compares Trump’s Presidential Victory To Maduro’s Scandal-Plagued Election  Except that Maduro produced socialism and Trump produced prosperity. Other than that, exactly the same!

Unhinged Behar Hijacks Segment to Rant About ‘Thug’ Trump: ‘Shameful!’

Media Unanimous: Cohen is John Dean, and This Is Watergate  Except that in Watergate there was an actual crime Other than that, exactly the same!

CNN: Trump’s Attempts at Forging a North Korean Peace/Denuclearization Pact Are… Officially, Intentionally a “Distraction” from Cohen Testimony

Trump and his family could be forced to testify after explosive Cohen hearing: ‘They will hear from the committee’  That explosive Cohen hearing sounded more like a cow fart.

 

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CNN Couldn’t Spin Their Fellow Democrats’ Vote in Favor of Infanticide, So They Simply Disappeared It From Their “News” Coverage

27th February 2019

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The amount of bias in ‘news coverage’ from networks like CNN and MSNBC is breathtaking. These are, as Rush Limbaugh likes to say, merely propaganda organs for the Democrat party and its supporters; Scott Adams goes so far as to say that the Democrat Party is the political arm of the media, sort of a wag-the-dog situation.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

27th February 2019

Plan B for rebel Republicans: Wound Trump so he’ll lose to a Democrat in general election

Biden Says ‘Major’ Republican Donors Want To Help His 2020 Campaign  I don’t doubt it.

Woman Arrested for Assaulting MAGA Hat-Wearing American Turns Out to be In the Country Illegally; Now Faces Deportation  Quel dommage.

Impeach Trump: Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib first congress lawmakers to sign pledge to oust president

Michael Cohen may land some serious blows on Trump  They hope they hope they hope….

Trump praises ‘friend’ Kim Jong-un – leader of nation with ‘worst human rights abusing government in the world’  And he is doing so for a reason — it gives him leverage. You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

Michael Cohen testimony: Trump’s ex-lawyer to tell Congress president is a ‘racist and conman’  And he is of course totally credible.

Michael Cohen Pours Cold Water On Collusion In Congressional Testimony, But Makes Bombshell WikiLeaks Claim

Cohen testimony on Trump: From chilling racism to Russia collusion, the devastating claims that could hasten president’s White House exit  They hope they hope they hope….

This Happened: Kermit the Frog Mocks Trump, Fox in Pro-Green New Deal Song on Colbert

ABC Touts ‘Epic’ Hearing, Likens Cohen to Watergate’s John Dean  They hope they hope they hope….

The Hate Crimes in Trump’s America Narrative  No matter what happens, Trump is to blame.

Donny Deutsch On Reporters Being Banned From Summit Dinner: ‘The President Decided At That Moment We Don’t Have A Free Press’  And we don’t. They’re in the tank for the Democrats and other socialists.

It’s Open Season for Attacks on Trump Supporters and The Media Could Not Care (or Report) Less

Donald Trump has many flaws, but he deserves credit for his surprising success on the Korean peninsula  Wait a minute! Where did that come from?

Trump has made North Korea nuclear threat worse, former White House expert says  According to a former Obama administration official — wow, that’s news.

Cohen Admits He Can’t Corroborate His Allegations Against Trump  Wow, there’s news.

ABC’s In-House Democrat Stephanopoulos Touts Michael Cohen Having the ‘Ring of Truth’  Well, he worked for the Clintons — I suspect that, compared to them, he does.

Nets Giddy Over Cohen Hearing: Impeachment ‘Test Drive,’ ‘Bullet to the Heart’  This is what Scott Adams calls ‘cognitive dissonance’.

NBC Enthuses Over Michael Cohen, the ‘Quintessential Cooperating Criminal’  It’s all they’ve got.

Elderly NJ Man Allegedly Attacked After MAGA Hat Confrontation

John Legend: ‘Moron,’ ‘A******’ Trump Is ‘Not a Good Human Being’  Remind me who John Legend is…?

Cohen testimony: Trump’s ‘possible illegal acts currently being investigated by prosecutors’  For which there is still no real evidence — the testimony of a convicted liar notwithstanding.

Media Forget About Dead Babies, Focus on Trump, ‘Political Framing’

Politico Forced To Update Story Claiming Pence Has ‘Scant’ Foreign Policy Experience  I guess ten years on the House Foreign Affairs Committee doesn’t count.

CBS Hypes ‘Extraordinary Revelations’ of a Trump ‘Criminal Conspiracy’ from Cohen Apart from that whole credibility problem, of course.

Ilhan Omar Claims Trump Has ‘Markings Of A Dictator’  I guess Hitler, Stalin, and Mao had orange hair. Or something.

Rosie O’Donnell, Chelsea Handler And Other Celebs React To Cohen Testimony  ‘Trump is evil.’

Teenage Suspect Arrested In Alleged Assault Against Elderly MAGA Hat-Wearer

The Michael Cohen hearing set the stage for impeachment  The clearest case of ‘confirmation bias’ I’ve yet seen.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

26th February 2019

Trump news – LIVE: Democrats begin bid to overturn Trump’s border wall ‘national emergency’ as president travels to North Korea summit  Good luck with that. ‘Pen and phone’ for Obama is ‘pen and phone’ for Trump.

Chuck Todd: Will Democrats ‘Regret If They Don’t’ Impeach Trump?  They’ll regret it if they do.

Morning Joe Slams GOP For Hypocrisy On Trump’s Emergency Declaration, Ignores Dem Hypocrisy On The Same Issue  Hey, his job isn’t to report the news, his job is to promote the Narrative.

Woman Assaulted Man Sporting MAGA Hat. Now ICE Is Looking To Send Her Packing

 

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In Defense of The Old Republican Playbook

26th February 2019

Jonah Goldberg, National Review cuck, explains why.

So what is ‘The Old Republican Playbook’? You won’t find out from reading this article. Indeed, you won’t find out from reading anything that Goldberg has ever written. He implies that it’s calling what Democrats are doing by their proper names. That’s a ‘playbook’? No, that’s an observation. An actual playbook would be a plan for what to do about it. Goldberg, and all his fellow cucks, are all about talk, and never about action.

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NY Times Puts Red Retreads on Front Page, Promotes UK Kids ‘Giving Up on Capitalism’ Share

26th February 2019

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Today’s front-page story: 19 year-old hates job, rejects capitalism! That was indeed the big feature on the front of Monday’s New York Times: “Growing Up in U.K. and Giving Up on Capitalism.”

It’s part of the paper’s left-wing “Britain’s Big Squeeze” series against so-called austerity measures in England. The online deck of headlines signals the paper making a purposeful shove to the left: “‘Austerity, That’s What I Know’: The Making of a U.K. Millennial Socialist — Alex McIntyre, 19, was brought up in a Britain being reshaped by government cuts. He gave up on capitalism after a year in college.”

Sounds like every liberal arts major, to be honest.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

25th February 2019

Kamala Harris Says The Country Needs A President Who Can Prosecute Trump  Actually, what we need is a President who can prosecute Hillary.

Larry Tribe’s cheap shot  No matter what bad thing is happening in the world, it’s all Trump’s fault.

Trump mocked for proposing 4th of July fireworks display

Trump administration to create panel to deny climate change facts almost all scientists agree on  Except that they don’t, of course, which is why it is so easy to find scientists to ‘deny’ climate change.

Spike Lee Talks 2020 Election During Acceptance Speech At Oscars: ‘Do The Right Thing’  One of these days Spike Lee will grow up, and you won’t believe what happens next….

‘Absurd’ — White House Pushes Back On Allegation Trump Kissed Staffer On The Lips  Scraaaaaaape that barrel.

Scarborough Hopes Mueller Report Is Just the Beginning of Trump Investigations

Donald Trump may have actually done something right when it comes to North Korea  And you can feel their pain….

 

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Transgender Activist Accused of Burning Down Own Home in Hate Crime Hoax

25th February 2019

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Whoda thunkit?

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