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How To Be A Progressive: Take some random noun, add ‘-ism’ and the end, and start whining.

This sharp shift in the age of authority derives from increasingly rapid technological change. In the nineteen-twenties, an engineer’s “half life of knowledge”—the time it took for half of his expertise to become obsolete—was thirty-five years. In the nineteen-sixties, it was a decade. Now it’s five years at most, and, for a software engineer, less than three. Traditionally, you needed decades in coding or engineering to launch a successful startup: William Shockley was forty-five when he established Fairchild Semiconductor, in 1955. But change begets faster change: Larry Page and Sergey Brin were twenty-five when they started Google, in 1998; Mark Zuckerberg was nineteen when he created Facebook, in 2004.

So there’s actually a good reason for preferring young people.

Like the racist and the sexist, the ageist rejects an Other based on a perceived difference.

Well, ol’ Tad has the lingo down, I’ll give him that.

Jim Goad is triggered.

I’ll bet you didn’t realize that “Jingle Bells” is an unabashed celebration of white supremacy and that “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” inadvertently celebrates the bullying of a closeted homosexual.

What’s worse, I find your willful ignorance on these issues to be highly problematic.

According to the pelican-faced Kyna Hamill of Boston University:

The legacy of ‘Jingle Bells’ is one where its blackface and racist origins have been subtly and systematically removed from its history….Although ‘One Horse Open Sleigh,’ for most of its singers and listeners, may have eluded its racialized past and taken its place in the seemingly unproblematic romanticization of a normal ‘white’ Christmas, attention to the circumstances of its performance history enables reflection on its problematic role in the construction of blackness and whiteness in the United States.

As far as I can tell, she thinks the song would have been more accurately titled “Slave Bells Ring.” She appears to be arguing that behind every “Jingle Bells” lies Emmett Till’s bloated corpse. Remind me not to buy her a Christmas card.

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Today’s exhibit is Hilary Rosen, Democratic Party insider and CNN political commentator. Rosen is best remembered as the DNC shill who, during the 2012 presidential campaign, told us that Ann Romney had never worked a day in her life–an Obama theme that blew up in her face like an exploding cigar.

Yesterday, Rosen went to a basketball game between Georgetown and Syracuse and noticed a kid wearing a coat with a bacon pattern. For some inexplicable reason, she jumped to the conclusion that the bacon outfit was an anti-Semitic slur. I have no idea why she thought this, as most people like bacon for obvious reasons. And if she wanted to go down that road for some reason, why wouldn’t it be an anti-Muslim slur?

Unbelievable.

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They just HAD TO, you see!

CNN’s Jake Tapper: Trump Supporters Using ‘Incredibly Extremist Rhetoric’ On FBI  As opposed to, say, the ‘moderate’ language CNN uses toward Trump supporters every day?

MSNBC’s Joy Reid Compares President Trump To The Romanovs  More projection.

On the Left, It Is All Hysteria, All the Time

MSNBC Guest: ‘Psychologically Deranged’ Trump Called Gillibrand A ‘Whore’  Uh, no he didn’t That’s a flat lie.

MSNBC’s Joy Reid Suddenly Loves Law Enforcement When It’s Going After Trump  Gives depth to the phrase ‘affirmative action hire’.

Obama’s Ethics Czar: ‘Take The Streets’ If Trump Fires Mueller  He looks more like he needs to take the pledge.

Thom Hartmann: Trump’s Tweet Slamming Gillibrand is ‘Impeachable’ Offense  Uh, no, it isn’t.

Donald Trump ‘not welcome’ in London borough after council passes motion opposing US President’s visit  As if Trump were any of their business. The proliferation of buttinskys around the world is a sign of the End Times.

More than half of Americans say Donald Trump should resign over sexual harassment claims  Which he won’t, so why they’re wasting their time with these bogus polls escapes me. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again in the sure and certain belief that ‘this time is different’.

MSNBC’s Stephanie Ruhle: It ‘Isn’t an Opinion’ to Say That Trump Is a ‘Bully’  No, it’s an illusion perceived by people with a political bias.

REPORT: Feminist Lawyer Promised Cash To Trump Sexual Harassment Accusers  Hey, it’s TOTALLY justified because Trump!

US becoming ‘world champion of extreme inequality’ under Donald Trump, says UN poverty envoy  Just exactly how is he doing that? They never say. It’s just trash-talk.

Another errant anti-Trump hit piece from the Washington Post

Seriously? Ellen DeGeneres Turns to Hillary Clinton to Ask: Can Trump Last Four Years?  More wishful thinking.

A YUGE Amount Of Media Reporting Has Devolved Into Anti-Trump Fanfiction

Doug Jones’ victory in Alabama should make Donald Trump nervous  But it won’t. Very little makes Trump nervous. He makes other people nervous.

The Year of the Headless Liberal Chicken

Prepare Yourselves For Another Awards Speech Aimed At Donald Trump  Trump is living rent-free in so many celebrity heads, he ought to start his own AirB&B franchise.

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On Thursday’s New Day, CNN host Alisyn Camerota presented a group of six Donald Trump voters to discuss, in part, the Alabama Senate special election, and the group somehow managed to exclude voters who actually supported Republican candidate Roy Moore.

Even though the Republican nominee received almost half the vote in a state where Trump won 62 percent — meaning an overwhelming percentage of Trump voters must have supported Moore — all three of the Alabama voters included on the panel voiced their opposition to him.

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Left-stream media are so willing to use anyone to bash Republicans that it doesn’t matter a wit to them if their source has an arrest record and a disturbing past. Charles Barkley, a former NBA player and current TNT basketball commentator, bashed GOP Senate candidate Roy Moore and the conservatives in his home state of Alabama, but media lapped up his disdain for the Right without questioning his criminal past.

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In November 2015, Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar at The View rudely shut down then-presidential candidate Carly Fiorina, insisting that she was lying when she stated that Planned Parenthood had admitted to harvesting baby parts from aborted fetuses.

On Friday, in a development which is predictably failing to get the media visibility it deserves, Orange County’s district attorney announced a $7.8 million settlement with two California companies accused of “selling fetal-derived cells and tissues” obtained from fetal body parts acquired from Planned Parenthood and other abortion providers. When will ABC demand that Whoopi and Joy apologize to Fiorina — and to the nation?

Roy Moore loses to Doug Jones in humiliating Senate result for Donald Trump  Uh, ‘humiliating’? How? Moore lost by a razor-thin margin after serving as a Crustian piñata since his primary win. Trump’s only involvement was to endorse Moore because he was — wait for it — the Republican candidate. If anyone was humiliated it was the Washington establishment, who almost got their asses handed to them. If Trump had not been President, they would have won it walking away.

Trump ‘isn’t fit to clean the toilets in the Barack Obama Presidential Library’, says USA Today in searing editorial  Don’t hold it in, tell us how you really feel.

Roy Moore’s defeat is the biggest sign of hope for Americans wanting to stop Trump  Grasping at straws.

Trump poll: ‘Idiot’ most common word used by voters to describe US President  And yet he keeps winning. How about that.

CNN’s Chris Cillizza: Is Trump ‘Unaware Of How Words Mean Things?’  Is Chris Cillizza unaware that Trump is living rent-free in his head?

Past Three Months Of Trump Coverage 91 Percent Negative  It sure seems like more.

Anderson Cooper says his tweets calling Trump a ‘pathetic loser’ were posted by hacker What makes it effective is that everybody is prepared to believe it.

Meryl Streep: ‘I Don’t Want To Be’ A Political Leader Under Trump  Good thing that that’s not likely to happen.

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Of course not. He doesn’t want to get shot.

Personally, I can’t think of anything in my life that would be improved by going anywhere near Chicago.

CNN Doubles Down On Trump Diet Advice  Damn, I’m glad they don’t have anything more important to do.

New York bomber blamed Donald Trump for terrorism before attack: ‘Trump, you failed to protect your nation’

Vanity Fair: ‘Will Donald Trump Take Facebook and Twitter Down With Him?’  Uh, no.

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young hate Trump so much they might reunite  Who says Trump never accomplished anything?

59 female Democrats call for Trump to be investigated over sexual harassment allegations  A fairly obvious political ploy that might work on anybody but Trump.

Pelosi: ‘I Don’t Think’ Trump ‘Should Have Ever Been President’  Yeah, that’s news.

Trump Wins Defamation Court Case Over His Twitter Account

Donald Trump Is Slut-Shaming Everyone, According To Liz Warren  Everybody but Elizabeth Warren, obviously.

WashPost’s Marcus Admits ‘Democratic Tilt’ to Mueller Investigative Team  Oh, ya think?

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This weekend, 25,000 Earth, Sun, and planetary scientists from across the US and abroad flew to New Orleans for the annual American Geophysical Union’s Fall Meeting. These scientists study the impact global warming is having on Earth. Unfortunately, their air travel to and from the meeting will contribute to that warming by emitting around 30,000 tonnes of CO2.

Hey, some pigs are more equal than others.

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Oh, I doubt it.

If it did, it would be just one more think that rich Crustian proglodytes can indulge in while denying it to the Dirt People. The optics of that would be pretty bad.

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… another instance of fraud perpetrated by global warming alarmists who have charge of data. This time, they are changing sea level measurements to make it appear that sea level is rising abnormally, when it isn’t.

You’ll know that sea levels are actually rising when ocean-front property values start going down rather than up.

Donald Trump’s reported TV habits would ‘get most Americans sacked’  Uh, no. He’s the CEO, and CEOs can do anything they please.

Trump reportedly drinks 12 Diet Cokes, watches up to 8 hours of TV daily.  Managing his brand. That’s what CEOs do. Another indicator that Trump isn’t just your grandad’s type of President.

CNN’s ‘Reliable Sources’ Turns Network’s Colossal Screwup Into An Attack On Trump  As they always do.

Obama, Media Doing Their Best Glenn Beck Routine During Trump’s First Year In Office

Will Unhinged  George Will is a bit too Princeton for the Trump era.

Press Virtually Ignores Gloria Steinem’s Howler: Trump ‘Lost by 10 Million Votes’

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I am not making this up.

My question is: Since when are ‘intersectional feminists’ interested in ‘dates’?

Michael Eric Dyson: Trump ‘Excretes The Feces Of His Moral Depravity’ Onto America [VIDEO]  Haters gotta hate.

MSNBC Contributor: Eight Out Of Ten Skinheads Support Trump [VIDEO]  And he counted every damned one. Yeah.

David Brock May Be Illegally Funding An Effort To Impeach Trump

Chelsea Handler Leaves Home Because Trump ‘Setting the World on Fire’  Don’t let the door hit you in the butt.

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But you have to remember that Trump is a HORRIBLE RACIST who wants to put black people in concentration camps.

Trump says he ‘admired’ Martin Luther King at civil rights museum opening amid boycotts over his attendance

What a white supremacist!

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They say that as if it were a bad thing. But it’s not a bad thing; it’s a good thing.

If, instead of a ‘uranium firm’, it had been some stick-their-noses-in-everyone-else’s-business NGO, they would be applauding like all getout.

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Seems appropriate.

John Lewis Refuses To Share Stage with Trump At Civil Rights Museum Opening  I’m sure Trump is relieved.

Eminem Makes Another Sad Attempt At Getting Trump’s Attention

‘CNN Tonight’ Beclowns Itself, Again Questions Trump’s Health; Argues He’s Not Well  I saw him sneeze! Can we impeach him for that?

CNN Wonders Aloud If Trump Wears Dentures — ‘We Have No Idea’

Bernie Sanders: Trump should ‘think about resigning’ over 2016 Access Hollywood tape

Journalists Damn Demented Donald as Worse Than Bin Laden and Comparable to Charles Manson  Both of whom got more sympathetic press than Trump.

Matthews Implies Trump’s Jerusalem Announcement Could Cause Another Benghazi  Only if Hillary is SecState.

Trump’s mental state a ‘danger to us all’, warns leading forensic psychiatrist  Scott Adams calls this the Psychic Psychiatrist Illusion.

Did President Trump slur his speech?  Did he stub his toe? Can we impeach him for that?

Chelsea Handler Forced To Flee Burning Mansion — Blames President Trump For Wildfires  And Global Warming! Don’t forget Global Warming! That’s Trump’s fault too!

Joy Behar: #MeToo Campaign Was A ‘Reaction To Trump’  As is, of course, everything bad that happens anywhere.

Angry Esquire Writer Furious That Trump Has Been ‘Normalized’  I mean, how dare they?

Watch This MSNBC Meltdown for the Ages Over Trump’s ‘Delusional,’ ‘Orwellian’ Jerusalem Speech  Pass the popcorn.

South Park: ‘Very Desperate and Very Dangerous’ President ‘Scaring’ Children

Obama invokes Hitler’s rise in stark warning to America  Doesn’t he know that the ‘Trump is Hitler’ meme is so fifteen minutes ago?

Jennifer Lawrence pledges to throw Martini in Donald Trump’s face  Proglodytes never really grow up, do they?

Andrea Mitchell Parrots Talking Point That Trump’s Israel Move Was For Alabama Christians  Yeah, right.

Top House Dem Praises Trump’s Jerusalem Move Hours After He Voted To Impeach Him

Morning Joe Again Questions Trump’s Fitness For Office  Yawn.

NBC: Trump’s ‘Betrayal’ of Palestinians ‘Killed’ Peace Process  What ‘peace process’? The one where ‘Palestinians’ felt free to attack and murder Israelis whenever they wanted to?

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But of course Trump is the narcissist.

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Pretty bad when you can’t even depend on your own propaganda arm.

Megyn Kelly Featured in Time Cover Story: Trump’s Election ‘A Setback for Women’

Kirsten Nielson Sworn In As DHS Secretary

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Bloomberg News corrected Wednesday its bombshell report that special counsel Robert Mueller had subpoenaed Deutsche Bank records pertaining to President Donald Trump and his family.

The corrected report said the bank records “pertain to people affiliated” with Trump. Bloomberg had originally reported that Mueller “zeroed in” on Trump.

Never mind!

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Unmentioned: All the trouble will be caused by Muslim extremists.

The foundation of all of these complaining articles is ‘Everybody knows that Muslims will go crazy, so we ought not to do it.’ And yet if you actually say that, the finger-pointing and screams of ‘Islamophobia!’ spread like wildfire.

Morning Joe Spreads Fake News About Trump Promoting a Terrorist Group That Assassinates U.K. Politicians

Trump’s ‘dangerous’ tax reforms could kill 10,000 people a year, says former Treasury secretary Larry Summers  Could, but won’t. They always leave that part out.

Trump greeted by protesters chanting ‘F*** you!’ after he slashes Utah national monuments  Haters gotta hate.

The Newest Round of Anti-Trumpism  Lord Black takes a look at the state of play.

Democratic Lawmaker Vows Trump Impeachment Vote Will Happen  Proglodytes see it when they believe it.

Sanders Asked If Trump Visiting Civil Rights Museum Is ‘Insulting.’  Uh, yeah, sure, whatever you say.

Steven Spielberg: Here’s My Anti-Trump Movie  Because beating Trump is actually more important.

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It’s not about a crooked Republican, so it’s not a thing.

Hey — priorities.

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I always knew there was something about it I liked.

Whatever would we do without professors?

Billy Bush rubbishes Donald Trump’s denial of infamous Access Hollywood tape: ‘Of course he said it’  And of course he isn’t denying it; the clue to that particular bit of Confirmation Bias is the keyword ‘reportedly’. Proglodytes see it when they believe it.

Sally Yates on Donald Trump’s FBI tweets: ‘The only thing in tatters is the President’s respect for the rule of law’  This from the chick whose claim to fame is using the IRS to persecute conservative organizations. Well, I guess it takes one to know one.

Chelsea Handler: Sarah Huckabee Sanders a ‘Harlot,’ ‘Trolloped Out’ With ‘Summer Whore Lipstick All Over Her Face’  One of the chief tells for cognitive dissonance is when your opponent stops using reason and facts and starts using sarcasm and insults.

Blumenthal Calls Trump ‘A Criminal Defendant Who Has Something To Hide’  Only in his Democrat dreams.

Trump’s uncontrollable tweeting triggers deeper anxiety among advisers – POLITICO  Note the characterization of Trump’s tweets as ‘uncontrollable’ — as if he were a zoo animal escaped from its keepers. OF COURSE that must ‘trigger deeper anxiety among advisers’, because it triggers deeper anxiety among Politico writers and therefore MUST be universally true. Yet another layer in the DemLegHump Media attempt at character assassination.

MSNBC Guest: ‘We Must Act Soon’ Against Mentally Ill Trump or Risk Him Going ‘Violent’  Typical left-wing apocalyptic message: ‘OMG WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE UNLESS WE — wait for it — GET WITH THE PROGRESSIVE AGENDA!’ Actually, we have more evidence of MSNBC guests becoming violent than of Trump doing so.

In 72 hours, Donald Trump undermined everything the Republican Party once stood for  Or, at least, what this Crustian British ‘journalist’ thought it stood for. (Skylar Baker-Jordan — is that not a perfect Crustian name?)

Problems in the Middle East might give Donald Trump the cover he needs to ditch Jared Kushner  OF COURSE Trump wants to get rid of Jared Kushner! EVERYBODY wants to get rid of Jared Kushner! Actually, no.

Newspapers Enjoy Celebrity Attacks on Trump at Kennedy Center Honors  Attacking Obama, however, was Seriously Racist.

Joy Behar Admits On ‘The View:’ ‘I Don’t Want’ Trump To Succeed  Of corse, when Rush Limbaugh said that about Obama, everybody in the DemLegHump Media clutched their pearls had had the vapors.

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The mask keeps slipping.

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The news here is, that he was fired.

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Nothing to see here, move along, move along….

Trump faces obstruction of justice claims over Flynn tweet as critic suggests it should ‘end presidency’  Still clutching at that Final Strawman.

Operative Offered Trump Campaign ‘Kremlin Connection’ Using NRA Ties  Yeah, the NRA is widely known for its Kremlin Connections. Pull the other one.

Donald Trump’s lawyer ‘wrote incriminating tweet implying President knew Michael Flynn lied to FBI’ – claims  There’s no evidence, of course, and even if true it’s not actually ‘incriminating’, but hey — TRUMP!

Feinstein: Obstruction Of Justice Case Being Built Against Trump  All of this clutching at straws is the Democrat playbook move of talking up a delusional thing that comes to look more and more reasonable because of all of the people yakking about it.

When the President of the US decides to wilfully incriminate himself in a tweet, we’re better off without him as an ally  ‘Wilfully incriminate himself in a tweet’ is an obvious fantasy based on a tendentious misinterpretation of Trump’s tweet, which is completely innocuous. But proglodytes see it when they believe it.

Tech workers flee US, blame Trump  And why not? Any day now I expect the headline ‘Hipsters throw themselves into the sea, blame Trump’.

Senate considering obstruction of justice charges against Donald Trump, senior Democrat says  No, the Senate is not, because the Senate is controlled by Republicans and the only people in the Senate with obstruction-of-justice-charges on the brain are Democrats.

Jason Kenney Is Another Donald Trump, Says Alberta Premier  You should be so lucky.

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ABC News has suspended anchor Brian Ross after having to correct what initially seemed to be a bombshell story on President Trump and former national security adviser Michael Flynn that sent markets tumbling.

The veteran newsman has a long history of erroneous reports.

“We deeply regret and apologize for the serious error we made yesterday. The reporting conveyed by Brian Ross during the special report had not been fully vetted through our editorial standards process,” the network said in a statement. “As a result of our continued reporting over the next several hours ultimately we determined the information was wrong and we corrected the mistake on air and online.”

Ross, citing a single anonymous source, falsely reported that Flynn was prepared to testify that Trump ordered him to make contacts with the Russians during the campaign. ABC News later corrected the report, saying the still-unnamed source had “clarified” that Trump’s order took place after the election, during his administration’s transition phase into power.

My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

Normal people believe it when they see it — Democrats see it when they believe it.

CNN Contributor: Trump Team Too ‘Reckless, Arrogant And Undisciplined’ To Pull Off Russia Collusion  Well, that’s one way of looking at it.

The Trump White House is in a state of paralysed panic as Flynn starts to spill the beans   Not even close. I don’t know what planet these people live on but it doesn’t even resemble this one.

Scott Adams talks about CNN hallucinating (literally) that Trump is crazy  ‘I can’t tell whether they think the things they’re reporting are true.’

Stephen Colbert begs the UK to ignore Donald Trump and ‘take us back’  Was Stephen Colbert every funny? I can’t remember.

For Americans like me, Trump’s questionable relationship with the truth makes it hard to trust in his Presidency  But ‘Americans like you’ were perfectly fine with trusting Democrats in general and Obama specifically, even though their ‘relationship with the truth’ was often even worse than Trump’s. So this is just boring Virtue Signaling.

Donald Trump impeachment odds soar after Michael Flynn agrees to co-operate with FBI Russia probe  I’ll take those odds. This is all just wishful thinking.

MSNBC Guest Compares Trump To A Literal Neo-Nazi Leader  Of course he does. It’s MSNBC.

Maxine Waters: Trump Involved In ‘Collusion, Obstruction Of Justice, Money Laundering’  Collusion is not illegal. Obstruction of justice is what Democrats do. Money laundering is also what Democrats do. Sounds like a serious case of projection here.

Trump’s Tweets Are Unfitting Of An American  The author is, of course, the only expert on what is fitting for an American.

NBC News Analyst Claims Trump Needs Mental ‘Treatment’

After Ignoring Obama’s Silence on Kate Steinle, Nets Hammer Trump for ‘Politicizing’ Not Guilty Verdict  That ol’ double standard is alive and well in Washington D.C. But you knew that.

‘Inclusion Project’ At College Features Poster Of Trump Next To Dead Child  Makes you wonder what they’re ‘including’.

Donald Trump is a psychopath, suffers psychosis and is an ‘enormous present danger’, says psychiatrist  Said psychiatrist, of course, has never met Trump and knows of him only through portrayals in the DemLegHump media. This prostitution of scientific credentials in service to a political agenda is one of the worse aspects of our degenerate modern culture.

Donald Trump is an ‘evil racist’, says Vince Cable  Who has never met Donald Trump and knows of him only through portrayals in the DemLegHump media.

Trump impeachment vote to happen next week, Congressman promises  Be sure to hold your breath.

People close to Donald Trump say he has dementia, claims MSNBC host  When was the last time somebody actually believed an MSNBC host?

ABC Connects ‘Ultra Conservative’ European Hate to Trump’s ‘Click of a Button’

Morning Joe Promotes Military Insubordination Based on Claim That Trump Has ‘Dementia’  I wonder what the weather is like on their planet.

Morning Joe: ‘Sociopath’ Trump’s Retweets ‘Designed to Incite Hatred Towards’ Muslims, ‘Putting’ ‘Lives at Risk’ ‘Across the World’  Actually, it’s hatred by Muslims that is putting lives at risk across the world, but we forgive you for not reading your own news.

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Notice that they have no actual evidence that sea levels are rising, they just cross-referenced information about historic sites with ‘sea-level rise predictions’, all of which are bogus.

You’ll know that sea levels are actually rising when coastal property prices fall. (Don’t hold your breath.)

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Anyone who thinks that being a royal duchess these days isn’t a career isn’t paying attention.

‘The View’ Quickly Pivots From Matt Lauer To Blasting Trump  I mean, priorities, right?

There’s no hiding from Trump’s bigotry  There’s also no actual evidence of ‘Trump’s bigotry’, unlike that of the Washington Post.

MSNBC Guest: Trump ‘Honors And Elevates’ Racist Groups In Republican Party  For which, of course, there is absolutely no evidence other than the fever dreams of partisan proglodytes. But reality does not constrain them.

Stephen Colbert eviscerates Donald Trump over reaction to Matt Lauer firing  In his own mind, perhaps. Dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.

Scientist Claims He Was Forced To Quit His Gov’t Job After Becoming A Trump Admin Adviser  The proglodyte witch-hunt for Heretics and Sinners proceeds apace.

Newsweek: Ivanka Trump Plagiarized Herself  Needless to say, that’s not a thing. They are really grasping.

CNN’s Ana Navarro Compares Trump To Someone With Alzheimer’s Or Dementia  The available evidence suggests that it’s Ana Navarro, not Trump, who has Alzheimer’s or dementia.

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Wonkette obviously needs to get laid. Or do some weed. Or something.

I suspect Wonkette has turned into Wankette.

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If it happens — which it won’t.

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Hint: Pretty hateful. But you knew that.

You can’t make this stuff up: Vogue, a reliable Democratic Party outlet, has gone crazy over First Lady Melania Trump’s White House Christmas decorations:

Melania Trump unveiled the White House holiday decorations on Monday, which are, as some people on the internet have noticed, very, very white.

White decorations at Christmas? The horror!

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He will also be photoshopped out of all pictures of him standing with Stalin in Red Square.

It’s traditional.

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I’d be more impressed if they guy weren’t white himself.

Did you know that Meghan Markle was black? Neither did I.

Find the black woman in this picture:

For reference, here is a picture of a real black woman: