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And if you believe that one, he’ll tell you another one.

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No, what Joseph Stalin would do was drag them out of their beds at midnight and have them shot.

Morning Joe appears to be Morning Slow.

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Our billionaires good, their billionaires bad.

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Yeah, all those Nazis were such regular churchgoers.

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Of course not. That’s against the Narrative.

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There’s progress. Of course, if Hillary were President they’d still be covering for him.

CNN’s Jake Tapper Narrates Cartoon About Trump And Conspiracy Theories, Aliens [VIDEO]

Donald Trump baffled by group handshake with fellow leaders at ASEAN summit  Trump, of course, was ‘baffled’ because he isn’t Down With The International Community because he’s such a, well, Donald Trump. Only we cool people with foreign names who write for major newspapers know this stuff.

Jim Carrey: ‘With Trump,’ Putin Will Win ‘3rd World War Without Firing A Shot’  Actors, of course, are widely known for their political expertise.

CBS’s ‘Wisdom of the Crowd:’ Trump Is ‘Head Cheeto,’ Conservatives Are Stupid  Not really news, but a useful reminder.

Linda Greenhouse freaks out

Progressives Unveil Plans For Anti-Trump Hotel In The Heart Of DC  Yeah, that’ll work.

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Not one of them, however, is writing a massive check to the Treasury. Ever wonder why?

It’s not that they don’t want their taxes cut; it’s that they don’t want other people’s taxes cut, other people who compete with them for high-end goods and services.

You tax Bill Gates at 50%, he never notices. You tax some mid-level executive at %50, and his kids can’t afford the kind of college that Bill Gates went to.

Whenever something sounds too good to be true, it usually is.

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I’ll bet you didn’t know that.

Trump DOJ suggests iPhone encryption costs lives following Texas shooting  Forget the fact that Obama’s DOJ took the same position; one must get a dig in on Trump even in a technical blog talking about a technical issue, because Trump Is The New Hitler and nobody must be allowed to forget it.

Former CIA Director: Foreign Leaders Manipulating Trump’s Insecurities Is National Security Issue  These ‘insecurities’ exist only in their fantasies, of course, but that never stopped them before.

Former Clinton Advisor Calls Trump A Russian ‘Agent’

Frustrated MSNBC: ‘What’s it Going to Take’ for Latino Voters to Dump Trump?

Al Gore Says The ‘Worst Of Climate Deniers’ Have ‘Captured’ Trump’s Mind

Eco-Billionaire Tom Steyer Doubles Down On Anti-Trump Ads Over Dems’ Objections  Never underestimate what can be accomplished by a monomaniac with pots of money.

WashPost Believes Trump ‘Forced’ Granddaughter to Perform for Chinese  No more so than any kid in company. But this allows them to ignore the powerfully positive effect on Chinese public opinion of the grandchild of the President of the United States learning a difficult and narrowly focused skill.

People Scream Helplessly At The Sky To Protest A Year Of Trump  ‘… and to hear the lamentations of their women.’

Tavis Smiley and Celeb: We ‘Don’t Want to Be Here in This’ Trump ‘Madness’  Welcome to reality.

NBC Treats Woman Like a Hero for Flipping Off Trump

Kathy Griffin Takes Back Apology for Fake Severed Trump Head ‘One Thousand Percent’

Sarah Silverman Marks Trump Election Anniversary With Fear And Hatred On Hulu Show  Hey, you work with what you’ve got, and fear and hatred is all she’s got.

ISIS Hijacks Swedish Radio Station To Play 30 Minutes Of Propaganda

Bill Clinton suggests Donald Trump is a member of ‘the dictators club’  Of course, if he actually were, Bill and Hillary would be in jail.

Billionaire investor doubles funding for Trump impeachment campaign  I’d rather he waste his money doing that than something that might make a difference.

Woman leaves restaurant date after finding out man voted for Trump  You dodged a bullet there, Bryan.

A Day To Remember: AU Students Burn American Flag To Protest Trump [VIDEO]  So Trump = American flag? That’s good to know.

European Businesses Say Badmouthing Trump Won’t Bring US Back Into Paris Deal  Funny how that works….

ALT FACTS: Ordinary Government Acts Are Now Unprecedented Under Trump

Reflections on a Year with Trump  Snowflake angst.

NYT Columnist On MSNBC: Trump A ‘Brain-Eating Disease’ Who Might Suck The Brains From Journalist Too late.

This day in media freakouts

Trump is no Republican. And if the party has any sense, it should rebel against him  Really? He’s accomplished more Republican things in one year than George W. did in eight.

Trump impeachment vote will take place by Christmas, Democrat vows  Good luck getting that by the Republican majority.

US should be kicked out of UN climate change talks because of Donald Trump, say African campaigners  You can’t fire somebody who’s already quit.

2,470 tweets and 0 major legislative achievements: A year of Trump in numbers  Not just ‘legislative achievements’ but ‘major legislative achievements’. ‘If you squint just right and look down there you can just see that he’s really not accomplished anything.’

Liberals Gather to Scream at the Sky The taste of their tears is sweet.

Alec Baldwin Calls Trump: ‘A Blind And Drunk Guy At the Controls of A Train’  No wonder Alec Baldwin can do such a good impression of him, then.

Henry Racette: Trump After One Year: As Bad As We Expected  All your anti-Trump fantasies in one tidy package.

US Media Attacks Trump For Doing The Exact Same Thing Obama Did On His First Trip To China  Your basic double standard.

USA Today Lists ‘Best’ Trump-Bashing, Obama-Gushing Jokes for NYC Veterans Benefit

I haven’t spoken to my family since they elected Trump as President one year ago – I’m not ready to forgive and forget

Rogues of The Resistance: The liberal activists and conspiracy theorists who want to take down Trump

Jon Stewart perfectly summed up one year of Donald Trump in four words  You might think they would be ‘He Won, We Lost’, but you’d be wrong.

Resistance Is a Four-Letter Word: Over 60 Celebs Say ‘F*** Trump’  Of course, if 60 prominent Republicans had said ‘F*** Obama’, it would be denounced far and wide as ‘racist’, ‘divisive’, and ‘irresponsible’.

MSNBC’s Katy Tur To Journalists: ‘Everyone Needs To Tone It The F Down’ On Trump Coverage

It’s Been A Year Since Trump Won — When Are These Celebs Leavin’ The Country? [SLIDESHOW]

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Find the ‘black woman’ in this picture:

For reference, here is a picture of an actual black woman:

Donald Trump is acting like a dictator by blocking critics on Twitter, law scholars say  Oh, I think that dictators do stuff more evil than blocking someone on Twitter.

It’s been one year since the US election – Donald Trump has done absolutely nothing since becoming President  Then what are you complaining about?

Former ‘Believer’ Host Reza Aslan Claims Trump Is a Cult Leader  As opposed to Obama (um…um…um) who was merely the Magic Negro.

Here Are The Top 5 Hate Crime Hoaxes Since Trump Got Elected

Trump is not invited to our next climate change summit, says France  I’m sure he’ll be devastated.

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My guess is: Another excuse to play the Victim Card. But that’s just a guess.

John Oliver calls out Donald Trump’s ‘incompetence’ over Russian probe  Even though Trump has nothing to do with it and his name is never mentioned. Pajama-boy Oliver needs to get a real job.

‘Voter Fraud Doesn’t Exist, Trump Made It Up’ Says Chelsea Handler on Netflix Show  Except that it does exist, and Trump didn’t make it up. But lies never stop liberals.

Journalists Slam Trump For Copying Fish Food Dump  Nothing is too trivial for ‘journalists’ who want some excuse to attack Trump.

Trump-Hating Celebrities Can’t Cope with the ‘Orange Nightmare’

CNN Cherry Picks Trump Quotes On Japanese Cars

Paul McCarthy: Going Vegan Is The Best Way To Get Back At Trump’s Climate ‘Madness’  Yeah. You first.

Trump Accused Of Ending A Satellite Program That Congress Defunded Before He Took Office  What does that matter? When in doubt, blame Trump!

Dog owner stunned to discover ‘exact image’ of Donald Trump in her pet beagle’s EAR – Mirror Online

Progressives Are Engaging in Impeachment Fanfiction

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Sky is falling — film at eleven. Women and minorities hardest hit.

Popular Science used to be about science. Now it’s about the Narrative.

George W Bush says Donald Trump ‘doesn’t know what it means to be President’  Well, he doesn’t know how to ‘be a President’ like George W. Bush. I call that a feature, not a bug.

Twitter Employee Who Deleted Trumps Account Being Hailed Hero  Because that’s the way the arrested adolescents of the Left think. Sad.

Saudi King Arrests Opponents; Provincial DC Press Blames Trump

‘Trump Must Hang’ Prof To Return To Teaching Classes Next Semester  It’s not as if he did anything bad, like calling for Obama to be hanged.

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Jack Miles, a Pulitzer Prize and MacArthur “genius” award-winning author, was a contributor to the University of California’s “Bending the Curve” report on climate stability. His forthcoming book is “God in the Koran” (Alfred A. Knopf 2018). 

So what we have here is your basic Child of the Crust.

According to former U.N. climate chief Christiana Figueres, we have only three years left in which to “bend the emissions curve downward” and forestall a terrifying cascade of climate-related catastrophes, much worse than what we’re already experiencing.

These are the famous ‘well, we’ll just fudge the figures until they support our panic attack’ guys.

Realistically, is there anything that you or I can do as individuals to make a significant difference in the short time remaining?

Yeah — don’t believe the bullshit that comes out of the U.N. or any of its transnational catamites.

The answer is yes, and the good news is it won’t cost us a penny. It will actually save us money, and we won’t have to leave home to do it. Staying home, in fact, is the essence of making a big difference in a big hurry. That’s because nothing that we do pumps carbon dioxide into the atmosphere faster than air travel. Cancel a couple long flights, and you can halve your carbon footprint. Schedule a couple, and you can double or triple it.

I’m on it. Ball’s in your court, AlGore.

MSNBC & WaPo: Trump “Wants to Run This Country” Like Communist China  But I thought MSNBC and WaPo liked Communist China? Thomas Friedman certainly does.

Trump Is a ‘Blowhard,’ ‘I Don’t Like Him’ and I Voted for Hillary, George Bush Says in New Book  Which confirms everything that Real Conservatives have always said about George W. Bush.

Reporter who broke Watergate says Trump colluding with Russia would be ‘worse in many, many ways’  Well, actually, no, since ‘collusion’ (for which there is absolutely no evidence) isn’t against the law.

Professor who predicted Trump’s win now certain he will be impeached within a year  Perhaps he’d like to put some money on that.

WSJ’s WH Reporter Bashes Trump for Not Calling for Execution of Already-Dead Las Vegas Shooter

President Trump’s Twitter Account Disappears…Then Comes Back

Nearly half of Americans think Donald Trump committed a crime during the presidential campaign  According to ABC, and they wouldn’t lie to us, would they?

Trump-Russia probe: Judge orders Paul Manafort to stay under house arrest and await trial date  Except, of course, that it isn’t ‘Trump-Russia probe’ except in the minds of proglodyte journalists.

Ivanka Trump ‘greeted with half empty-room’ while giving Tokyo speech on women’s empowerment  Which wouldn’t be ‘news’ if her name weren’t Trump.

Donald Trump tweets ‘Pocahontas’ racist slur about senator Elizabeth Warren  The term is ‘Fauxcahontas’ in reference to her BOGUS claim of scraeling ancestry. But it’s Trump, and OF COURSE everything he says is a ‘racist slur’, including Good Morning.

Report: Michigan Mayor Calls Trump ‘Pathetic Excuse’ For President, Kneels In Front Of Students  Give that guy a Pussy Hat.

Rosie O’Donnell Admits: ‘I Spend 90% Of My Hours Tweeting Hatred’ At Trump

Keith Olbermann: Bin Laden Did Less To Hurt America Than Trump [VIDEO]  And Keith Olbermann is more full of hot air.

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I guess that a scientific consensus isn’t enough when it contradicts the Narrative.

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Well, I’m certainly glad that’s the most important problem they have.

Chelsea Handler Promotes Petition To ‘Impeach Trump’  You still need a reason, girl, and the fact that you hate him isn’t enough.

Michelle Obama just gave Donald Trump some Twitter advice  I’m sure Trump is going to rush to take advice from Michelle Obama.

Greatest threat to building peace in Iraq is not Isis – it’s Donald Trump picking a fight with Iran  Trump, of course, is not ‘picking a fight with Iran’; Trump is merely pulling the curtain back from the fights Iran is already picking with everybody else. Trump’s only crime is Noticing.

Biden: ‘Charlatan’ Trump Threatens ‘Invisible Moral Fabric’ Of America  And yet he keeps getting good stuff done. Not bad for a ‘charlatan’. (Write this down: A Democrat is concerned about the ‘moral fabric of America’. That’s gotta be a first.)

Actor Demands Congress Remove ‘Cancer’ of Trump from ‘the Body of Your Country’  Uh, yeah, we’ll get right on that.

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Of course he does. MSNBC guests see racism in everything, especially with regard to the Republican party.

I’m waiting for them to out Islam as being racist for having mostly brown people in it.

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How do you say that in Cherokee?

NYC Attacker Had Thousands Of Pieces Of ISIS Propaganda On His Phone

NYT: ‘No Single Reason’ Terrorist Attacked In NYC

This is why the DemLegHump Media are castigated as ‘fake news’.

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Even though few political campaigns are underway this year, the gubernatorial contests in New Jersey and Virginia have drawn the attention of the All Things Considered  program on the liberal, taxpayer-funded National Public Radio network.

Host Ari Shapiro began a segment on Tuesday, October 31, by stating: “The Republican candidates in both of these states have released attack ads claiming the Democratic opponents would not enforce immigration laws and would endanger people living in those states.”

He introduced a report from Joe Hernandez of Philadelphia member station WHYY, but NPR completely skipped over the controversial immigration ad made by Democrats — the now-withdrawn Latino Victory Fund ad where minority kids were running away from a white brute in a pickup truck with a Confederate flag and a Gillespie bumper sticker.

This Simple Trick Will Help Liberals Get Over Trump Derangement Syndrome

Brexit and Trump are symptoms of a wider disease – stopping them will only make the problem worse

NowThis Calls NYC Attack A ‘Trump Rampage’

‘Trump Must Hang’ Prof: Trump Supporters ‘Believe They Are Better By Virtue Of Their Race’  Remember, if you’re obsessing on race, then you’re the racist.

Snoop Dogg Ups The Ante — Makes Album Cover Of Trump’s Dead Body  Thugs will be thugs.

Morning Joe: Trump ‘Agreed’ With ISIS by ‘Dividing Country’ After NYC Terror Attack

Fifty-nine died in Las Vegas – yet Donald Trump had more to say when eight died in New York. Can you guess why?  Perhaps because the Las Vegas shooter was a lone nut whose actions weren’t an expression of a wider problem, while the terrorist in New York was Just Another Muslim Jihadist about which the President might be expected to Do Something.

Fake News: Acosta Quips Trump ‘Has the World Record for Injecting Politics’ After an Attack  Only if you ignore all the Democrats who jumped on the gun-control wagon after Las Vegas. (Like Flashback: Schumer Politicizes Vegas Shooting [VIDEO]).

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Just like clockwork, following Tuesday’s ISIS-inspired terrorist attack in New York City, the liberal media quickly painted American Muslims as the real victims. In a story published on NBCNews.com just hours after a jihadist used a rental truck to kill eight people and injured eleven others in lower Manhattan, reporter Chris Fuchs warned: “In the wake of Tuesday’s attack, some Muslim Americans and community leaders expressed concerns over how their religion would be perceived and whether Muslims would become targets of violence.”

You’d think that there was no connection between ‘Muslims’ and the people doing the attacks.

If American Muslims get tired of Waiting For Backlash, perhaps they might take steps to police their own communities and weed out the nutcases.

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But it never is, guys. How do you explain that? It’s always a Muslim.

UPDATE: Just One Of The Last Five Islamic Terrorists In US Was Native-Born

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Donald Trump Jr. tweeted a photo of his daughter, Chloe, with the caption, “I’m going to take half of Chloe’s candy tonight and give it to some kid who sat at home. It’s never to early to teach her about socialism.” Socialist Hollywood was quick to jump on this statement, retweeting the child’s picture and the caption with their own views. Amber Tamblyn, the actress who declared war on conservatives, called the picture and the caption “whiteness,” saying that “it’s beyond commentary on socialism. It’s a viewpoint only extreme privilege can afford.”

Here’s Amber Tamblyn:

Find the ‘whiteness’ and ‘extreme privilege’ in this picture.

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We need truck control, and we need it NOW!

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Let’s not jump to any conclusions, now, but it JUST POSSIBLY MIGHT BE a terror attack.

UPDATE: NBC News Writes First Muslim ‘Backlash’ Story 6 Hours After New York Terror Attack

They win.

With the indictment of Paul Manafort, Donald Trump is done  More fantasies from a rabid anti-Trumper. The Manafort indictment doesn’t mention Trump and covers a period prior to Manafort working with Trump. Keillor used to be funny but when he got into politics, well….

Sarah Huckabee Sanders can be as breezy as she likes, but there’s no way she can minimise the Mueller indictments  You can jump over that molehill as much as you want, but we continue to see it as a mountain.

Trump-Russia probe: Robert Mueller’s first move warns election conspirators, ‘Beware, I’m coming for you’  I love that whole ‘election conspirators’ notion … although I don’t suppose it includes Hillary and the DNC.

Post’s Capehart Whines White Millennials Aren’t As ‘Woke,’ Anti-Trump As Their Peers  *sigh* These kids today….

The nuclear dreams of President Donald Trump

Cry, Losers, Cry

Woody Harrelson recalls dinner with Donald Trump: ‘It was brutal’

Hating the National Anthem but Loving a Flaky Republican

Jimmy Kimmel Thinks ‘The Closest Thing’ To Trump’s Election Is OJ’s Murder Acquittal  Except that Trump isn’t looking for the Real President.

Democrats Tell Party Activists To Stop Talking About Mueller Investigation  Good luck with that.

Steyer’s ‘Impeach Him’ Ad Appears Before Stirring World Series Game 5 National Anthem

Manafort Indictment Inspires Desperate Rolling Stone Hope for Quick Trump Exit

John Oliver calls out Donald Trump over plan to tackle opioid crisis  Imexplained, of course, is why it’s the job of the President to solve an ‘opiod crisis’. Maybe send the DEA?

Steve Sailer lets the daylight in on magic.

The big problem we all live with in the American K-12 educational system is that we are running out of white children. As we all know, white children are magic. Just by assigning them to classrooms we can solve the problems that the nonwhite children bring to those classrooms. But we don’t have enough white children to go around anymore to solve everybody else’s problems.

And white women are all having abortions so the situation won’t improve any time soon.

Is puzzle. Perhaps we’ll have to start importing white kids from Europe or something. Maybe we could make a deal for some Swedes or something.

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Adolf Hitler only decided to join the Nazi party after being snubbed by another far-right party, a prominent historian has discovered.

Thomas Weber, a historian based at Aberdeen University, said if Hitler had not been rejected from the newly established German Socialist party, it is unlikely there would have been a world war or Nazi Germany’s mass murder of six million Jews.

Dr Weber, who has been researching the Nazi leader for more than ten years, unearthed an unpublished document which reveals that the German Socialist party told Hitler in 1919 that they did not want him in their party or to write for their paper.

Only a newspaper could call the German Socialist Party ‘far-right’. Truly, these people have no brains.

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They keep taking these polls as if they mattered a damn, and then acting confused when they don’t.

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Whataboutism (also known as whataboutery) is a variant of the tu quoque logical fallacy that attempts to discredit an opponent’s position by charging them with hypocrisy without directly refuting or disproving their argument, which is particularly associated with Soviet and Russian propaganda. When criticisms were leveled at the Soviet Union, the Soviet response would be “What about…” followed by an event in the Western world.

The term “whataboutery” has been used in British English since the period of The Troubles conflict in Northern Ireland. Lexicographers date the first appearance of the variant whataboutism to the 1990s,^[ while other historians state that during the Cold War Western officials referred to the Soviet propaganda strategy by that term. The tactic saw a resurgence in post-Soviet Russia, relating to human rights violations committed by, and criticisms of, the Russian government. The technique received new attention during Russia’s 2014 annexation of Crimea and military intervention in Ukraine. Usage of the tactic extended to Russian President Vladimir Putin and his spokesman, Dmitry Peskov.

Needless today, this is endemic on the Left.

Civility? On PBS, NY Times Columnist Tom Friedman Says ‘Trump Is a Brain-Eating Disease’  He’s certainly eating the brains of the DemLegHump Media.

Study claims high school students are stressed by Trump  I suspect they’re actually stressed by all the anti-Trumpers running around and jumping up and down.

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Voices of the Crust are all about skin color, all the time.

Through these books, I learned that stories could be about girls like me, with brown skin, black hair, and brown eyes. That there was more one could write about than just white people.

Because writing about ‘just white people’ is SO racist.

A writer for The Atlantic ventures into the Dark Continent (non-coastal America).

Hale, who is 65 and lives in San Francisco, is a career activist who got her start protesting nuclear plants and nuclear testing in the 1970s. In 2005, she was one of the founders of Third Way, a center-left think tank, and it was in that capacity that she and four colleagues had journeyed from both coasts to the town of Viroqua, Wisconsin, as part of a post-election listening tour. They had come on a well-meaning mission: to better understand their fellow Americans, whose political behavior in the last election had left them confused and distressed.

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Third Way’s researchers are far from the only Americans inspired to undertake anthropological journeys in the past year. Nearly a year after Donald Trump’s election shocked the prognosticators, ivory-tower types are still sifting through the wreckage. Group after group of befuddled elites has crisscrossed America to poke and prod and try to figure out what they missed—“Margaret Meads among the Samoans,” one prominent strategist remarked to me.

HLN Host Points Out That Trump Was In Same City Where JFK Was Assassinated  Coincidence? I think NOT.

Ruhle: Trump May Have Held JFK Files Because Of Cruz’s Dad  Uh, no.

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Ponder the depth of depravity needed to characterize killing an unborn child as ‘healthcare’.

Black Pastor Says He Was Kicked Out Of A Fancy Gym And Banned For Life For Supporting Trump

Comedy Central’s ‘Broad City’ Treats ‘Trump’ as Curse Word, Blames Him for Lack of Orgasms  Hey, they’ve got to blame somebody — it’s not as if they can admit to being frigid.

Chris Hayes: Trump’s Use Of ‘Strong On Crime’ Is A Racial Dog-Whistle  Remember — if you hear the dog whistle, then you’re the dog.

CNN Panelist: Trump Has ‘Personality Disorder’  So do most CNN panelists, but we’re too polite to say so.

Trump Defends His Education, Joy Behar Claims He’s ‘Turning On His Base’  Joy Behar hasn’t the vaguest notion of who Trump’s base is or what they think.

Ron Reagan: Trump Was ‘Vomited’ Up by Electoral College, Is ‘Sociopathic, Malignant Narcissist’  Actually, a very good case could be made that Ron Reagan is the sociopathic malignant narcissist, as even the briefest review of his life will reveal. He might be qualified to shine Trump’s shoes, but I doubt it. Certainly, if it weren’t for his name, nobody would give him the time of day.

Donald Trump ‘has personality disorder’, says former Republican senator Tom Coburn  So what does it say about Tom Coburn’s Republican Party that only a person with a ‘personality disorder’ can get elected President as a Republican?

Thousands of Americans Will Scream Helplessly at the Sky on Trump’s Election Anniversary  ‘To these aged eyes, boy, that’s what winning looks like!’ — Henry II, The Lion in Winter

CNN’s Rye Claims Trump Targeting Waters, Wilson Because They Are Black  No mention, of course, of Waters and Wilson targeting Trump because he’s not black.

Left-wing pundits in America need to get over themselves and support anti-Trump Republicans like Jeff Flake  I think the technical term for this is ‘clutching at straws’.

Senator Bob Corker building case for Donald Trump’s removal from office with renewed attack  In your dreams.

Rob Reiner About Trump: ‘I Just Want Him to Go Away’  Gee, I’ve felt that way about every Democrat politician in my lifetime.

Rosie O’Donnell: ‘It’s Taken A Year For Me’ To Adjust to Trump  Judging by his past remarks, Trump has never really adjusted to Rosie O’Donnell.

Rosie’s At It Again–Worries About Surviving ‘Madman’ Trump

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Good think there’s a consensus.