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PETA Says Cow’s Milk Is a ‘Symbol Used by White Supremacists’

22nd October 2018

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So those celebrities on the billboards with the milk mustache are all Nazis.

I’ll bet you didn’t know that.

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Amy Harmon’s 3rd Gulp of Milk

21st October 2018

Steve Sailer does some fisking.

This is hard to keep straight in my head. I think we need about another several weeks worth of articles keep this topic alive. I suggest: “Why Elizabeth Warren Proves that Race Does Not Exist But Nonwhites Deserve Racial Quotas, You Despicable White Person, You.”

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

20th October 2018

Politico: Trump-Derangement Sufferers Should Lower Their Expectations for the Mueller Probe

Liberal Radio Host Gets Feisty Explaining How Trump Should Respond To Khashoggi Murder

Media Misses: Reporters Call Trump Supporters ‘Cruel.’ They Respond.

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Plus-Size Model Calls for Boycott of Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

20th October 2018

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I’m surprised she didn’t call it a ‘girlcott’. On the other hand, maybe I’m not.

“Until Victoria’s Secret commits to representing ALL women on stage, I am calling for a complete boycott of this year’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show,” she continues.

“It’s time Victoria’s Secret recognised the buying power and influence of women of ALL ages, shapes, sizes, and ethnicities.

She appears to be confused as to what constitutes the target demographic of Victoria’s Secret. Hint: It is not ‘women of ALL ages, shapes, sizes, and ethnicities’.

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CNN’s Chris Cuomo Invites Rep Gianforte to Bodyslam Him Next

20th October 2018

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Oh! Oh! I’ll do it! I’ll do it!

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Amy Schumer Suggests White NFL Players Who Don’t Kneel Are ‘Complicit’ in Racism

20th October 2018

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I suggest that Amy Schumer is complicit in stupidity.

She needs to get a hobby or something.

UPDATE: 17 White Liberals Who Decided To Lecture Black Superstars About Racism

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CNN Correspondent Gets Hit With Tear Gas on Mexican Border

19th October 2018

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Heh.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

19th October 2018

Congressman Beto O’Rourke Says There’s Enough Evidence To Impeach President Trump  Which, of course, there isn’t .. except in Democrat fantasies.

CNN’s Van Jones Has A Message For Democrats Who Want To Impeach Trump

Don Lemon: Trump says ‘Heads I win, tails you lose’

Conservatives mount a whisper campaign smearing Khashoggi in defense of Trump  That from the WP.

Donald Trump Has the Zeal of a Jew

Witches to Hex Justice Kavanaugh in Occult Ritual in NYC

‘Morning Joe’s’ Mika Says The Press Will Hold A Grudge Against Trump For Branding Them The Enemy Of The People  As if, other than that, they would have loved him.

Joe Scarborough Claims Trump Never Wanted To Be President And Won’t Run Again In 2020  And of course Joe knows all about it because he and Donald are so tight.

MSNBC’s Donny Deutsch: Dems Should ‘Exaggerate’ To Win Midterms  I thought they were already doing that.

Elle Magazine Article Encourages Women To ‘Think Outside The Law’ If Roe V Wade Is Overturned

Sarah Sanders: News Hillary Could Run Again Is Like Christmas Came Early

Democratic Congressman Suggests Jared Kushner May Have Ordered Assassination Of Khashoggi

Rosie: Trump’s Presidential Victory Made Me ‘Physically Sick,’ Took A Year To Recover  And Trump just keeps on winning.

New York Senior Citizen Arrested For Making Death Threats Against Senators Who Supported Kavanaugh

Democrat NPC Arrested for Threatening Senators Grassley and Collins

Chris Wallace Calls Trump ‘Preposterous’ For Suggesting Democrats Are Behind Border Surge

IG Report Shows Ryan Zinke Received Ethics Approval For Travel. Media Report A Different Story

 

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Meghan McCain: ‘The President and the Press’ Need to ‘Rise Above’ the Current Tone

19th October 2018

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Good luck with that.

Sorry, girl, it didn’t work for daddy and it ain’t gonna work for you.

Trump has a simple rule: If you don’t attack him, he won’t attack you. The Press hasn’t figured that out yet.

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WaPo Writer: Not a ‘Bad Bet’ That ‘Wealthy White People’ Will Come Out as Winners After Discrimination Lawsuit Against Harvard

19th October 2018

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Apparently Asians count as White these days. Good to know.

God knows it’s tremendously difficult to find wealthy white people at Harvard these days….

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Cory Booker: Canada Is ‘Out-Americaning’ America

19th October 2018

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So move, Cory. I’ll chip in for bus fare. (Who wouldn’t prefer Canada to New Jersey?)

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A Representative NYT Op-Ed of the Current Year: Gradually, I began to hate the English

18th October 2018

Steve Sailer looks at a typical member of the Party of Hate.

This is a hilariously representative Current Year op-ed in which a woman writer explains why she hates some demographic group that it is okay to hate these days due to the Theory of Intersectionality. It starts with some Twitter/Youtube inanity, the Decapitated Pigeon Incident, and goes on from there in the now predictable paths.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

18th October 2018

Trump Place on New York’s Upper West Side loses Trump label – liberal residents cheer  It’s all about the optics.

Fahrenheit 11/9: Michael Moore’s sloppy Trump doc proves his best days are behind him

Media Figures Try To Blame Khashoggi Murder On Trump As Activists Hassle Cruz Again

Angel Mom Slams Pelosi For Making Trump’s Border Wall About ‘Manhood’

Brexit and Trump have proved that lies are more attractive than facts

Horseface: Donald Trump and the American comedy circus

Joe Scarborough Says Trump Bowed To Saudis And Accuses Him Of Being ‘For Sale’

MSNBC Goes Live To Building Removing ‘Trump’ Letters Instead Of Covering Medal Of Honor Ceremony  Hey, priorities.

Senators demand Trump disclose Saudi ties and ‘suspend business relationships’

Trump attempts to exploit Kavanaugh divisions in fresh attack on Montana Democrat ahead of rally in key state  Apparently this comes as a surprise to at least one journalist.

Renowned Exorcist Holds Mass To Combat Coven Of Witches Hexing Kavanaugh  Well, why not.

Donald Trump threatens to cut $66 million in aid to Honduras unless migrant ‘caravan’ is stopped  How dare he!

Donald Trump threatens to shut US-Mexico border unless migrant caravan stopped  How dare he!

Rosie O’Donnell: Send Military To The White House To ‘Get’ Trump  Trump really had her pegged.

Whatever America is searching for, Trump isn’t providing it  Well, he’s been bery bery good to me….

Rosie O’Donnell Blames Trump Culture For Mean Man On Street  Oh, whine, whine, whine….

 

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CNN Commentator Labels Chris Cuomo as a Part of the Left

18th October 2018

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But you knew that.

 

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UK: How the New Wave of Far-Right Populists Are Using Football to Further Their Power

18th October 2018

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OMG THE SKY IS FALLING! Women and minorities hardest hit etc. etc.

Funny how it’s always ‘far-right’ but never ‘far-left’. Guess the world leans right. Good to know.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

17th October 2018

Why DNA tests like Elizabeth Warren’s help racists out  It’s certainly a problem for the ‘race is a social construct’ narrative.

Has Donald Trump killed the art of diplomacy?  Obviously, because he keeps winning, and that ain’t right.

CNN’s Brooke Baldwin: ‘I Don’t Want to Be The Word Police’ But I Had To Call Out ‘Mob Word’  Yeah, that cuts a bit too near the truth for us Servants of the Narrative.

Joy Behar Claims Trump Is Training Kids To Be Racists And Bullies: Meghan McCain Fires Back

Joy Behar Uses Armenian Genocide To Prove Trump Will Pave The Way For Another Hitler

Protesters Won’t Leave Melania Alone Even As She Visits Families Affected By Opioid Crisis  The latest from the Party of Hate.

 

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NYT: “Why White Supremacists Are Chugging Milk (and Why Geneticists Are Alarmed)”

17th October 2018

Steve Sailer examines the latest Crustian panic.

Apparently, people are actual genetic evidence and thinking that it means what it says rather than supporting the Narrative.

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The End of Maple Syrup, Coffee and Beer? Scientists Are Using Our Favorite Luxuries To Hype Global Warming

17th October 2018

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You know, as they do.

When things get scarce, the price goes up. When the price goes up, I’ll believe that they are getting scarce.

Scientists waving their arms about things that might get scarce don’t impress me, seeing as how they’ve done that for the last fifty years. Every time you see one of these Cries Of Alarm, a careful reading reveals, like smallpox sores, the weasel-words ‘might’, ‘could’, and ‘projected’.

Don’t fall for the ‘our models predict’ scam unless their models have actually predicted something that actually happened.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

16th October 2018

Trump responds to Elizabeth Warren DNA test by repeating racial slur  How is ‘Pocahontas’ a ‘racial’ slur?

Trump Thanks Cherokee Nation For Calling Out Warren DNA Results

More Trump Trolling for the Dainties to Wet Their Panties Over

 

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Pompeii Among 37 World Heritage Sites at Risk From Flooding and Erosion as Sea Levels Rise

16th October 2018

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Except, of course, that sea levels haven’t risen, nor will they in my lifetime or yours.

But now the Roman ruins of Pompeii and Herculaneum could be lost through flooding and erosion caused by climate change, a major study has found.

The ancient towns are among dozens of World Heritage sites at risk from sea-level rise in the Mediterranean as the climate warms, researchers at the University of Kiel, in Germany, have warned.

Emphasis added to point out the dishonesty.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

15th October 2018

President Trump To Lesley Stahl In Contentious ’60 Minutes’ Interview — ‘I’m President And You’re Not’

The Media Lie about Trump, Again

Alec Baldwin Calls For ‘Lawful’ Overthrow Of Donald Trump

5 most worrying things Trump said during his 60 minutes interview  None of them worry me.

Lesley Stahl Says Trump is ‘So Much More Confident’ As President Than After The Election  Winning does that for you.

Will Elizabeth Warren’s DNA results help her claim Trump’s scalp?  Oh, I’m sure she’ll CLAIM it, but she’s made a lot of claims so far; it’ll just get lost in the rest.

 

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Boston Globe Issues Second Correction on Liz Warren DNA Story

15th October 2018

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Guess they took their shoes off this time.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

14th October 2018

Revealed: Secret Service Foiled ISIS Assassination Attempt On President Trump

Sen. Bernie Sanders Calls Trump A ‘Pathological Liar’ After Being Asked If He Agrees With Calls For Incivility  That wasn’t the question, Bernie.

Trump Rips Media For ‘Distorting’ Comments On Robert E. Lee  You know, as they do.

Donald Trump suggests ‘Mad Dog’ James Mattis could soon leave post  No, he didn’t. They asked about Mattis and Trump was noncommittal. Fake news in action.

Trump hints defence secretary Jim Mattis could resign: ‘He’s sort of a Democrat’  They hope, they hope, they hope.

NBC Issues Correction Over Trump’s Robert E Lee Comments

 

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Chinese Communist Propaganda Group Paying for Vox Posts

14th October 2018

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Not really news, but a useful reminder.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

13th October 2018

The AP Defends the Democrats’ Mobs

Biden says Trump is ‘trashing American values’ and undermining institutions to ‘amass power’  Uh, no, that was you and the Magic Negro.

Bill Maher: Political Correctness Is ‘Our Problem,’ Offers Astronaut Scott Kelly Apology On Churchill As Proof  Except that he’s as bad as any of them.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

12th October 2018

Professor says Trump’s policies are making Mexico less safe

Trump Supporter Accuses His Lyft Driver of ‘Being Racist Against Gay People’ Before Calling Him a Racial Slur

President Trump And Kanye West’s Meeting Sparked Both Cheers And Meltdowns

Lemon Brings Kanye’s Dead Mother Into Criticisms Of Trump-West Meeting

Kanye West’s meeting with Trump: The strongest reactions, from TI and Axl Rose to Frankie Boyle

Poor Kanye West – it must be tragic for Donald Trump to be your only male role model

Jimmy Kimmel Trashes Kanye West For Meeting With Trump, Suggests They’re Both Mentally Ill

‘Morning Joe’s’ Mika Claims She Feels ‘Terrible’ For Trump Supporters Who Are ‘Pawns’ Of The President

Lemon: ‘If You’re A Democrat Against Trump, You’ve Got To Be A Fighter’

New York Times Calls Holder And Avenatti’s Rhetoric ‘Righteous Anger’ And ‘Showing Strength And Fighting Back’

GOP’s New Ad Highlights Dems Politicians Calling For Confrontations

USMCA Sets a Worrying Precedent  Yeah — Trump winning.

Flake Finds ‘Lock Her Up’ Chants ‘Disturbing’ — Hopes Trump Is Opposed in 2020 Primaries

Here Is A Compilation Of Leftist Outrage For Increase In Voter Turnout

The most pathetic never-Trumper  Max Boot, of course.

Yes, Democrats, It’s a Mob

‘The View’ Tackles Trump-Kanye Oval Office Meeting: ‘It Felt Like They Were Using Him’  Everybody knows that black men can’t think for themselves, so of course it’s a plot by Trump.

Trump is the Official Form of the Destroyer for Media/Leftist Smugness

Kid Rock Points To White House Media, Tells Them Exactly What He Thinks Of Their Trump Coverage

 

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Washington Post Reporter Blames Tea Party for Attempted Assassination Against Gabby Giffords

12th October 2018

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Of course. It’s what they do.

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UN Warns Climate Change Will Destroy Earth by 2005

12th October 2018

Read it.

I’m convinced.

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Chelsea Handler Chooses ‘National Coming Out Day’ to Imply That Lindsey Graham Is ‘Closeted’

12th October 2018

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I’m trying to remember exactly who Chelsea Handler is….

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

11th October 2018

SiriusXM Host Tries To Push Jedediah Bila Into Calling Trump A Racist

The Media Refuses To Call The Kavanaugh Protesters The ‘M-Word’

Sarah Silverman Says White Women Who Voted For Donald Trump ‘Are Too Far Gone’  I was just about to say the same about Sarah Silverman.

Sarah Silverman Slams GOP for Telling Taylor Swift to ‘Stay in Her Lane’  Sarah, of course, is famous for wandering all over the map.

Some In Media Blame Trump For Saudi Journalist’s Disappearance  Because Trump is obviously to blame for anything bad that happens. That’s just as plain as the nose on your face.

Trump On Holder Calling For Democrats To ‘Kick’ Republicans: ‘He Better Be Careful’

Trump Deflects Blame For Incivility: ‘They Were The Ones That Started Everything’  Indeed they were.

When Have Democrats Ever Taken The High Road?

Melania Trump: ‘I’m The Most Bullied Person In The World’  I believe it.

MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough Calls Out Trump For Holding Fundraiser During Hurricane Michael  Two words: Wellstone Memorial. Feel free to look it up, Joe.

MSNBC’s Chris Hayes Floats Conspiracy Theory About Saudi Arabia And Trump  Of course! He’s got to be in somebody’s pocket, because TRUMP! so if it isn’t the Russians, maybe it’s the Saudis!

Healthy Conversation? Hillary’s Un-’Civil’ Call Is OK with Twitter

MSNBC Has Full On Meltdown Over Kanye-Trump Meeting

Trump Signs Legislation To Clean Up Millions Of Tons Of Garbage From The World’s Oceans  Wonder how the Usual Suspects are going to spin this one.

Media, Dems Attack Kanye West Over Mental Health Issues  He doesn’t hate Trump, so he MUST be crazy.

Trump-Kanye meeting: 6 most bizarre moments from surreal White House press conference  Watch while proglodyte heads explode.

Nicolle Wallace Told Jeb To Punch Trump In The Face  I doubt that he has the energy.

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Max Boot on Kavanaugh and Conservatives

11th October 2018

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One of the seminal shakeups in American politics was when a lot of liberal Democrats decided that they couldn’t take it any more and became right-wing Republicans. These were the so-called ‘neo-cons’: Irving Kristol, Normal Podhoretx, Midge Decter, etc. They are the intellectual heavyweights behind the ‘Invade the world, invite the world’ program that the Republican establishment has followed during the Cold War and beyond.

Another movement now seems to be taking place, where the Never-Trumper Republicans are taking a hard look at the existing Republican party and deciding that they really don’t have anything in common with Those People. So we see people like Max Boot sounding more and more like proglodyte Democrats. They’re cashing in on their former status as ‘conservatives’ by writing Republican-bashing pieces for the DemLegHump Media, but eventually that Clever Plastic Disguise will wear thin, and they’ll subside into the Swamp with the rest of their new friends.

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How Artificial Intelligence Could Be Violating Our Human Rights

10th October 2018

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I’ll bet you didn’t realize that ‘indirect discrimination’ was a thing, eh? But it is! And it’s coming for YOU!

Women and minorities hardest hit, of course. Just slip your wallet into an envelope and send it in.

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Schools Should Educate Children About Colonialism and Legacy of Slave Trade, Says Jeremy Corbyn

10th October 2018

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In other words, they need to have Guilt & Grievance drill into them so deeply that they will reflexively vote Labour all of their lives.

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Here Are All the ‘Last Chances’ We’ve Had on Climate Change

10th October 2018

Watch it.

Be the first on your block to collect them all.

(I wonder whether kids these days recognize that phrase?)

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

10th October 2018

Waters: Republicans Trying To Redefine Protest As ‘Mob Rule’  Uh, no, Maxine, you’re trying to re-define mob rule as protest. You’re backwards, once again.

Maxine Waters Calls Trump ‘Poster Boy For A Mob Protester’  I’ve never seen Trump in a mob. Can’t say that about Waters.

Jeff Bridges interview: ‘Trump’s inspired me to take action’  Trump has that effect.

Taylor Swift continues to preach political message at American Music Awards  Signal that virtue! Signal that virtue!

Brett Kavanaugh website becomes resource for sexual assault victims  Because it’s all about victims … except Kavanaugh.

Former Canadian PM Chrétien Savages ‘Fanatical’ Trump, Mourns For Clinton In New Book  Whine, little snowflake….

Report: Man Says His Truck Was Firebombed Because Of Pro-Trump Bumper Stickers  Doesn’t surprise me.

Acosta Asks Trump Why He Called Forces Against Kavanaugh ‘Evil’ — Trump Responds  You’d think he’d learn not to do that.

CNN Panel Calls Kanye West ‘Token Negro,’ Mocks Mental Health Issues

 

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There Goes Hurricane Florence; Here Come the Disaster Myths

10th October 2018

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Over the past week, we watched this myth unfold in real time as Hurricane Florence devastated the Carolinas. A headline on a Florida TV station’s website that read “Looting already starts as Florence arrives” captured the attitude many in the media take on as a disaster begins. They find a single, isolated incident, and frame it as “just the beginning” of an impending crime wave—with no evidence that this is the case. Reports like this can instill fear and convince people that they shouldn’t evacuate.

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Tucker Carlson: The Washington Post Says That Those Left-Wing Mobs You See Chasing People Out of Restaurants and Hitting Drivers Who Don’t Obey Their Illegal Traffic Commands Are All a Right-Wing Hallucination

10th October 2018

Ace of Spades keeps track of this stuff so you don’t have to.

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Rep. Hank “Guam May Capsize” Johnson (D-GA): “Our climate is not for sale”

10th October 2018

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Although I suspect that he might be. Many black Congressmen are.

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CNN’s Don Lemon Tells Daily Beast’s Matt Lewis to ‘Shut Up’ After Being Called Out For Liberal Bias

10th October 2018

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When you speak truth to power, the usual result is power hits you in the mouth.

UPDATE: CNN Debates What Constitutes A ‘Mob’: ‘Are You The Moderator … Or Are You Arguing A Liberal Talking Point?’

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Al Gore Endorses a Fictional Penguin for Congress (Yes, Really)

10th October 2018

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I am SO glad he never got to be President.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

9th October 2018

CNN Political Analyst: Justice Kavanaugh Hiring Female Clerks ‘Felt Like Pandering To Me’  There’s no pleasing some people.

Tucker Carlson Gets Liberal Commentator To Admit There Is A Double Standard For Brett Kavanaugh

Minnesota Teacher: Let’s Murder Kavanaugh!  “The pink hair is a nice touch. It should make her easy to identify.”

The dark side of American conservatism has taken over  And about time, too.

‘It’s a really scary time for dudes right now’: Woman writes sarcastic song in response to Kavanaugh hearing  Well, I’m sure she thinks it’s sarcastic.

Turnberry caravan park plans name change as they say association with Trump is costing them customers  I guess Trump gives trailer parks a bad name. Who knew?

Trump Mocks Paid Anti-Kavanaugh Protestors

Jane Mayer, Ronan Farrow Ran With Kavanaugh Hit To Show ‘Pattern Of Behavior’  I’m guessing they’re not referring to his being a Lefty punching bag.

Google Staff Reacts to Kavanaugh: ‘F—. YOU. ALL. TO. HELL.’

Krugman: “Republicans are an authoritarian regime in waiting”  I wonder how much it would take to get him to admit that Democrats are a totalitarian regime in waiting.

Brett Kavanaugh Is Now Justice Kavanaugh And Liberals Can’t Handle It

Nikki Haley resigns as US Ambassador to UN amid expenses controversy  Although of course that had nothing to do with it — but they just have to scraaaaaaape that barrel.

Hitler’s descendants think Trump is doing a bad job  There’s an endorsement for you.

Is Nikki Haley jumping off a sinking ship?  He hopes, he hopes, he hopes!

TV News Coverage Of Trump Was 92 Percent Negative This Summer

CNN Anchor Jim Sciutto Accuses Guest Of Calling Kav Accuser A Liar  Well, I certainly think she was a liar.

Nikki Haley: Could Donald Trump’s biggest threat in 2020 come from a woman inside his own party?  Haley says she isn’t running, so in Lib-speak that means she’s running … or something.

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Williamsburg Is Still the Coolest New York Neighbourhood – This Is Why

9th October 2018

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Only a shiksa could write a lifestyle article about Williamsburg without one mention of the fact that it has one of the largest concentrations of Orthodox Jews in the world. I guess Brits don’t know from Joos..

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BBC Condemned for Inviting Climate Change Denier Myron Ebell to Debate Alarming IPCC Global Warming Report

9th October 2018

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ThoughtCrime has no place with the Narrative.

Hear both sides? What were they thinking?

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Warming Up The Poor and Vulnerable

8th October 2018

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Well, the new report is out from the IPCC, the Indefatigable Predictors of Climate Catastrophe. It’s our last-chance must act now warning of upcoming Thermageddon … I think we’re up to Last Chance Warning Number Thirty-Seven or something like that.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

8th October 2018

Liberals, This is War  Apparently conservatives are conspiring to deny liberals the power to which they are entitled. Who knew?

Stephen Colbert ‘Late Show’ writer: ‘I’m just glad we ruined Brett Kavanaugh’s life’  After all, that’s what’s really important.

On Africa Trip, First Lady Reveals a Trump-like Side  And the New York Times is there to make sure you don’t miss it.

Bitter partisan battle wounded Kavanaugh and the Supreme Court he’s joined  And, of course, it’s all Republicans’ fault.

Taylor Swift’s stunning statement: Famously apolitical star slams Tennessee Republican, endorses Democrats  My, what a surprise.

Washington Post: “The pervasive, distorting power of white-male privilege”  Steve Sailer: “Note that this author’s claim to fame is that he was an aide to that prominent Woman of Color:  Joe Biden.”

Joe Scarborough Rants About Used Car Salesmen And Leprechauns In An Attempt To Slam Mitch McConnell

CNN Commentator: Kavanaugh’s Confirmation Is A ‘Crushing Defeat’ For Women  Well, certain women, yes.

Dem Strategist Blasts His Own Party’s Handling Of Kavanaugh: ‘They Absolutely Blew It’  I’m inclined to agree.

Democrats Have Used Social Media And Paid Protesters To Create The Illusion Of A Majority, Says Dan Bongino

‘Morning Joe’ Criticizes Republicans For Celebrating Kavanaugh Confirmation  Scraaaaaaape that barrel.

How can we seriously tackle climate change when one of the biggest barriers to reducing emissions is sitting in the White House?  I feel your pain. Right in my ass.

Conservative MSNBC Contributor Accused Of ‘Mansplaining’ Kavanaugh’s Judicial Record  What a great way to ensure that no conservative ever becomes an MSNBC contributor.

MSNBC’s Katy Tur Chides College Republican For Using ‘Talking Points’  As if she doesn’t all the time.

CNN: “President Donald Trump’s winning streak”

 

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Jerry Brown Blames ‘Deniers’ for Lack of Progress on Global Warming

8th October 2018

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I’m a Denier. I deny that Jerry Brown knows his ass from a hole in the ground.

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Fauxcohontas Celebrates Indigenous Peoples Day Instead of Columbus Day

8th October 2018

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Because stone-age barbarians who existed in a constant state of low-intensity warfare were better off than under civilization. And if you don’t believe that, you’re a raaaaaaacist.

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This Beautiful Data Visualization Shows What Middle Eastern Thinkers Discovered Long Before the West

8th October 2018

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Message: West bad, East good.

This is why we look to the Middle East for our civilization, because they are Ever So Much Better Than We Could Ever Hope To Be.

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‘Why I’m Leaving the Republican Party’

8th October 2018

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It is of course of vital importance that somebody you never heard of and don’t care about is leaving the Republican party — because TRUMP!

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The World Has Just Over a Decade to Get Climate Change Under Control, U.N. Scientists Say

8th October 2018

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Let’s pretend that this prediction will not fail the way every similar prediction has failed for the last fifty years.

Paul Erlich has to win sometime. He just has to.

Women and minorities hardest hit, etc. etc.

UPDATE: UN’s New Report Shows There’s ‘Little Basis’ For A Favorite Claim Of Climate Activists

UPDATE: Al Gore: ‘We’re Running Out Of Time’ On Global Warming  Oh, noes!

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