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21st May 2019
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Think of it as evolution in action.
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16th April 2019
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11th March 2019
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5th March 2019
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3rd March 2019
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I wonder how they will react when those companies say, ‘Well, I guess we won’t provide services to France any more.’
A core principle of economics is that you always get less of the behavior you tax, just as you always get more of the behavior you subsidize.
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14th February 2019
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Let that be a lesson to us all.
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27th January 2019
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Let that be a lessom tous all.
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Put not your trust in strangers.
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25th January 2019
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Sounds as if they’ve got it handled.
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24th January 2019
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They ought also to have jerked his license for being too stupid to be on the road with other people.
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21st January 2019
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I must confess that the phrase ‘dumber than a box of rocks’ leapt immediately to mind.
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21st January 2019
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Presumably they got their money’s worth.
Let this be a lesson to us all.
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15th January 2019
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Posted in Full Frontal Stupidity | Comments Off on British Wingsuit Base Jumper Robert Haggarty Died After Failing to Clear Cliff Ledge, Inquest Hears
11th January 2019
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Bethan Roper died on the Great Western Railway train near Twerton, Bath, on 1 December.
The 28-year-old charity worker was returning home to south Wales from a Christmas shopping trip in London with friends when the accident occurred.
Her head was out of the window of a door on the train, which was travelling at 85mph, when it was struck by the branch.
A report by the Rail Accident Investigation Branch (RAIB) found a yellow “caution” label above the door said, “Do not lean out of window when train is moving”.
Let that be a lesson to us all.
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3rd December 2018
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Posted in Full Frontal Stupidity | Comments Off on Man Has Leg Amputated After Falling on to Railway Tracks While Playing Pokemon Go
2nd December 2018
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Makes you wonder how good the Tesla self-driving feature really is.
Note to self: Avoid California.
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29th November 2018
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Be careful what you wish for.
Some people think that reality is a Spielberg movie.
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23rd November 2018
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Posted in Full Frontal Stupidity | Comments Off on Base Jumper Dominik Loyen Dies Jumping Off 330ft Cliff After Parachute Fails to Open in Portugal
21st November 2018
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Posted in Full Frontal Stupidity | Comments Off on American Tourist Reportedly Killed by Isolated Tribal Members on Indian Island
16th November 2018
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I hope he’s not under the illusion that he’ll be allowed to ask any questions of the President, or that the President will pay any attention to him if he tries.
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19th September 2018
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Oh, yeah, that’ll work.
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7th September 2018
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19th August 2018
The Other McCain draws the lessons from the deaths of the hipster bicyclists murdered by ISIS.
Jay Austin had a master’s degree from Georgetown University, a nominally Catholic school where one might think someone would have taught him that evil is more than “a make-believe concept.” But all the money spent educating Austin and his girlfriend was wasted, as they learned nothing that might have helped them survive in a world where evil does, in fact, exist. Instead, they believed the treacly popular nonsense of dumbed-down Buddhism — all that stuff about life as the enjoyment of sunsets, thunderstorms and gentle breezes — that proliferates on the Internet.
Notice that this young couple were childless? Yeah, childlessness is part of the same cluster of values that defines the Millennial hipster lifestyle. They don’t want to have kids, they want to be kids. Childlessness enables childishness, but they rationalize this as a humanitarian do-gooder project by telling themselves that overpopulation causes global warming. They strive to avoid adult responsibilities as long as possible, so they go to grad school — a master’s degree gives you an excuse to postpone adulthood until you’re 25 or 26 — and they want life to be an endless vacation. “Let’s ride our bicycles around the world!” is the perfect Millennial hipster idea, especially when undertaken with the noble-sounding goal of proving that evil doesn’t exist and that your “fellow human beings” around the world are “wonderful and kind,” despite “holding values and beliefs and perspectives different than our own.”
Think of it as evolution in action.
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16th August 2018
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Another illustration of why tattoos aren’t a good thing.
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12th August 2018
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5th August 2018
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The victim argued with his friend and in an attempt to get his friend’s attention, he lay down in the street in front of a car the suspect was driving and was run over, Buttle said.
Now there’s a friend.
Let that be a lesson to us all.
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3rd August 2018
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Unfortunately, he appears to have survived.
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30th July 2018
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23rd July 2018
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Posted in Full Frontal Stupidity | Comments Off on British Tourist ‘Dies Taking Selfie’ After Falling From Cliff Whale-Watching in Australia
21st July 2018
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20th July 2018
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Jeez, what were they thinking….
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17th July 2018
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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people’s money.
Wakey-wakey.
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29th May 2018
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One of the fundamental proglodyte articles of faith is that history has a ‘right side’ and a ‘wrong side’, with them (of course) being on the ‘right side’. This is a notion that they got from Marx, and you would think that the failure of Marxist government everywhere would suggest that maybe, just maybe, they’ve got it backwards.
Loyal Trump Supporters Wait In Line For EIGHT HOURS Before Rally [VIDEO] Looks as if the ‘wrong side’ has all the best songs this time.
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22nd May 2018
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Can you think of anything more pointless?
I suspect that it’s more about attracting attention to him than about the victims.
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19th May 2018
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Posted in Full Frontal Stupidity | Comments Off on Student Plunges 40 Metres to Death While ‘Taking Selfies’ at Cliff Tourist Spot in Australia
21st February 2018
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Apparently the way to fight sexism is with even more sexism.
Uh, right.
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13th August 2017
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That sounds about right.
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14th July 2017
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Gee, I wonder why.
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13th July 2017
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I swear, there’s something about ocean water that just makes people dumb.
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3rd July 2017
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Don’t you just love that government-provided education? Don’t you wish we had a system like that in America?
Oh, wait, we already do.
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28th March 2017
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Oh, well, that’s all right, then.
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25th July 2016
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A firefighter told the Aftonbladet tabloid the man had been trying to sneak into the stadium while he was playing the game.
Think of it as evolution in action.
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14th July 2016
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We are creating technology that weeds the defective out of the gene pool.
Truly, it is a great time to be alive.
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6th July 2016
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Posted in Full Frontal Stupidity | Comments Off on Two Tourists Plunge to Their Deaths in Peru in Separate Selfie Accidents
13th June 2016
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23rd May 2016
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17th April 2016
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And people complain about the shit Donald Trump says….
There is no logic that allows victims to sue gun manufacturers that would not also allow traffic accident victims to sue auto manufacturers (and dealers, for that matter), and I’ll let you imagine how far that would fly.
And, of course, that also ought to allow people who lose their jobs because of an increase in the ‘minimum wage’ to sue people like, ahem, Bernie Sanders.
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7th December 2015
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A man is reportedly suing the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York for exhibiting paintings portraying Jesus Christ as a blond-haired white man.
Justin Renel Joseph, 33, filed a lawsuit in Manhattan Supreme Court alleging that four masterpieces exhibited in the museum are the product of “offensive aesthetic whitewashing” in their portrayals of Christ.
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He claims Christ had “black hair like wool and skin of bronze colour” and that, as a man with the same physical traits, he felt “rejected”.
At last, another candidate for the Full Frontal Stupidity category.
I’ll bet he votes Democrat.
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21st October 2015
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The Daily Caller reports that the University of Delaware is launching a $1 million “diversity” initiative in response to a non-existent hate crime. The “hate crime” consisted of “nooses” supposedly found hanging from a tree on campus. But the police found, and demonstrated through a video, that the alleged nooses were just the remnants of paper lanterns from an earlier campus event.
No matter. One administrator said the mere thought that paper lanterns could have been nooses shows the school has a toxic racial environment. That will be $1 million, please.
‘Do something even if it’s wrong.’ is the ‘progressive’ mantra. If you can do it with taxpayer money, all the better.
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