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The man, who appeared to be shirtless, is thought to be hanging by one of his feet from the top of a ladder attached to the 290ft Dixon’s Chimney in the centre of Carlisle, Cumbria.

I’d be inclined to leave him there as an example to others. “You got yourself into it, dude, you can get yourself out.” But that’s me.

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I think people ought to be encouraged to die on the slopes of Everest. It’s the closest to celebrity some will ever get, and it acts to cull the herd.

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A stowaway fell out of the bottom of a jet as it was approaching Heathrow airport to land on Sunday, according to NBC. The incident took place after a nine hour flight from Nairobi and the body wound up landing in a garden.

Metropolitan police said that the body was found in a garden in South London on Sunday and that it was believed to have fallen from a plane. The body has not been identified, nor has an official cause of death been determined.

We are not coroners, but we’re going to go out on a limb and say that if the authorities’ hypothesis is correct, the cause of death is likely going to be – wait for it – falling out of an airplane.

The poor guy was probably dead a corpse. Commercial flights typically travel at 30,000 feet, and there isn’t enough oxygen at that height to sustain life; Mt Everest climbers refer to altitudes above about 29,000 feet as ‘the death zone‘. Spend nine hours up there and you’re pretty much dead.

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I wonder how they will react when those companies say, ‘Well, I guess we won’t provide services to France any more.’

A core principle of economics is that you always get less of the behavior you tax, just as you always get more of the behavior you subsidize.

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Put not your trust in strangers.

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Sounds as if they’ve got it handled.

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They ought also to have jerked his license for being too stupid to be on the road with other people.

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I must confess that the phrase ‘dumber than a box of rocks’ leapt immediately to mind.

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Presumably they got their money’s worth.

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Bethan Roper died on the Great Western Railway train near Twerton, Bath, on 1 December.

The 28-year-old charity worker was returning home to south Wales from a Christmas shopping trip in London with friends when the accident occurred.

Her head was out of the window of a door on the train, which was travelling at 85mph, when it was struck by the branch.

A report by the Rail Accident Investigation Branch (RAIB) found a yellow “caution” label above the door said, “Do not lean out of window when train is moving”.

Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Makes you wonder how good the Tesla self-driving feature really is.

Note to self: Avoid California.

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Be careful what you wish for.

Some people think that reality is a Spielberg movie.

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I hope he’s not under the illusion that he’ll be allowed to ask any questions of the President, or that the President will pay any attention to him if he tries.

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Oh, yeah, that’ll work.

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The Other McCain draws the lessons from the deaths of the hipster bicyclists murdered by ISIS.

Jay Austin had a master’s degree from Georgetown University, a nominally Catholic school where one might think someone would have taught him that evil is more than “a make-believe concept.” But all the money spent educating Austin and his girlfriend was wasted, as they learned nothing that might have helped them survive in a world where evil does, in fact, exist. Instead, they believed the treacly popular nonsense of dumbed-down Buddhism — all that stuff about life as the enjoyment of sunsets, thunderstorms and gentle breezes — that proliferates on the Internet.

Notice that this young couple were childless? Yeah, childlessness is part of the same cluster of values that defines the Millennial hipster lifestyle. They don’t want to have kids, they want to be kids. Childlessness enables childishness, but they rationalize this as a humanitarian do-gooder project by telling themselves that overpopulation causes global warming. They strive to avoid adult responsibilities as long as possible, so they go to grad school — a master’s degree gives you an excuse to postpone adulthood until you’re 25 or 26 — and they want life to be an endless vacation. “Let’s ride our bicycles around the world!” is the perfect Millennial hipster idea, especially when undertaken with the noble-sounding goal of proving that evil doesn’t exist and that your “fellow human beings” around the world are “wonderful and kind,” despite “holding values and beliefs and perspectives different than our own.”

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Another illustration of why tattoos aren’t a good thing.

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The victim argued with his friend and in an attempt to get his friend’s attention, he lay down in the street in front of a car the suspect was driving and was run over, Buttle said.

Now there’s a friend.

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Unfortunately, he appears to have survived.

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Jeez, what were they thinking….

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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people’s money.

Wakey-wakey.

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One of the fundamental proglodyte articles of faith is that history has a ‘right side’ and a ‘wrong side’, with them (of course) being on the ‘right side’. This is a notion that they got from Marx, and you would think that the failure of Marxist government everywhere would suggest that maybe, just maybe, they’ve got it backwards.

Loyal Trump Supporters Wait In Line For EIGHT HOURS Before Rally [VIDEO]  Looks as if the ‘wrong side’ has all the best songs this time.

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Can you think of anything more pointless?

I suspect that it’s more about attracting attention to him than about the victims.

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Apparently the way to fight sexism is with even more sexism.

Uh, right.

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That sounds about right.

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Gee, I wonder why.

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I swear, there’s something about ocean water that just makes people dumb.

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Don’t you just love that government-provided education? Don’t you wish we had a system like that in America?

Oh, wait, we already do.

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Oh, well, that’s all right, then.