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Archive for November, 2018

College Football Players Suspended for Hitting Up the Cheerleaders During Warmups

20th November 2018

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Dude, a man’s gotta have priorities, you know?

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DHS: Migrant Caravan on Border Contains More Than 500 Criminals

20th November 2018

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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Michigan College Cancels ‘The Vagina Monologues’ Because ‘Not All Women Have Vaginas’

20th November 2018

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Blue states like Michigan are more and more a reality-free environment.

My Brother The Socialist lives in Ypsilanti. I can see why.

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Thought for the Day

20th November 2018

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Beto O’Rourke Fell Short — but Republicans Fear Texas Will Go Blue in 2020

20th November 2018

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No, they don’t. This is just more wishful thinking on the part of a Voice of the Crust.

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Univision Host Claims Caravan Protesters Are Racist — Then Tucker Points Out They’re All The Same Race

19th November 2018

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Isn’t that amazing.

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White Liberals Present as Less Competent Interacting with African-Americans

19th November 2018

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A new study suggests that white Americans who hold liberal socio-political views use language that makes them appear less competent in an effort to get along with racial minorities.

I guess all that white guilt gets in the way.

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3 Senate Democrats Sue to Stop Acting AG Whitaker From Serving

19th November 2018

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The three Democrats, who all serve on the Senate Judiciary Committee, filed a complaint in U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia claiming the the president’s appointment of Whitaker was unconstitutional, as the Senate didn’t have its advise-and-consent say in the matter.

Henceforth to be known as the Three Stooges.

The three senators are Richard Blumenthal of Connecticut, Sheldon Whitehouse of Rhode Island, and Mazie Hirono of Hawaii.

Whitehouse was a classmate of mine at Yale. He was a dick then, and he’s a dick now.

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Racist Sarsour Says White Nationalism Is the ‘Real Threat’ in Letter About Louis Farrakhan’s Anti-Semitism

19th November 2018

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I guess Jews are officially white, now. This may come as a surprise to some.

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Pelosi’s Bid for House Speaker Hangs in the Balance as Handful of Dems Revolt

19th November 2018

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‘The Democrats are revolting!’

‘They certainly are….’

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UK: Journalism School Tells Lecturers Not to Scare Students With Capital Letters

19th November 2018

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Lecturers at the journalism school of Leeds Trinity University in the U.K. have reportedly been warned in an internal memo that an excessive use of capitalized letters might distress students, and scare them into failure.

Whine, little snowflake, quiver, quiver….

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

19th November 2018

We Watch CNN’s Terrible Media Show So You Don’t Have To

Architect of bin Laden raid: Trump ‘threatens the Constitution’ when he attacks the media  Oddly enough, I don’t see any mention ot ‘the media in the Constitution, aside from ‘freedom of the press’ that Trump isn’t threatening.

Carl Bernstein suggests media should edit White House pressers before airing them  I guess lying about them isn’t sufficient.

#PsychicNews Network Trump leaves Finland bewildered by claiming country stops wildfires by ‘raking and cleaning’  And of course the author of this article, who is not Finnish and has probably never talked to anybody in Finland, knows exactly what ‘Finland’ is thinking.

Trump called ‘infantile’ for tweet about Democrat Adam Schiff  My, what a surprise.

Jim Carrey Compares Trump To Cancer, Says Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is ‘Putting Makeup On It’  It’s really sad when somebody’s career tanks.

Kirsten Powers: Supporting Donald Trump ‘Makes You Racist’  Is that how Don Lemon got to be a racist?

Three Senate Judiciary Democrats Sue Over Whitaker Appointment  And now it starts.

Whoopi Goldberg Puts Khashoggi’s Murder On Trump’s Shoulder: ‘This Is How Things Build Up’  Yeah, he was right there with the bone saw.

Dan Crenshaw: Let’s Not Claim Trump Is Guilty of “Literal Attacks” on the Press. I’ve Been Literally Attacked. I Know What Literal Attacks Are.  Although Whoopie apparently does not.

 

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What 12 Fast Food Advertisements Look Like Compared to the Real Thing

19th November 2018

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All of our illusions, shattered.

On the other hand: Who expects the reality to look like the ad? I don’t. Nobody I’ve ever talked to does. It’s like lies and politicians — everybody expects politicians to lie, so it’s no surprise when they do; you make allowances and move on.

To be fair: I’ve had food at Chick-Fil-A, and I don’t care what it looks like, it’s all good.

 

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Facebook ‘Friends’: Social Media Giant Gave Schumer +$30k, Hired His Daughter

19th November 2018

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Being a Child of the Crust can be quite rewarding.

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News CNN Will Ignore: Migrant Invasion Edition

19th November 2018

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Remember when President Trump said the migrant caravan from Honduras included Middle Easterners? Remember how the liberal media claimed that was paranoid fear-mongering? Guess what? Laredo Sector Border Patrol agents continue to find illegal immigrants from Bangladesh who cross the border from Mexico.

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Angry Tijuana Residents Push Back Against Migrant Caravan: ‘This Is an Invasion’

19th November 2018

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

UPDATE: Migrant Complains About Free Food She’s Been Given By Mexico, Calls It Pig Food

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Ryan Zinke Blames ‘Radical Environmentalists’ for Deadly California Wildfires

19th November 2018

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“When we’re prevented from managing our forests by these radical environmentalists — they’ve had lawsuit after lawsuit, they have somehow promulgated to let nature take its course — this is the consequence of letting nature take its course,” Zinke said in an interview on the Breitbart News Sunday radio show.

“We need to go back to prescribed burns late in the season so you don’t have these catastrophic burns, remove the dead and dying timber, sustainable harvests, get the small mom and pop mills back where they’re grazing the forest and return to healthy forests,” Zinke said.

“You look at Finland. I had an opportunity to live in Germany. Germany has the Black Forest — their forests are healthy, they don’t have the catastrophic burns because they manage the forests.”

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White People Who Vote for Republicans Are Racist, and Other Lies Liberals Tell

19th November 2018

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Democrats: Party of Fear, Party of Hate, Party of Death.

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White House Moves to Permanently Ban Jim Acosta

19th November 2018

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Saw that comin’.

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DeSantis Cheers Brenda Snipes’s Resignation, Says Broward County ‘Dropped The Ball’

19th November 2018

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I hadn’t heard that she’d resigned. Nor have I seen it in the news. Have you?

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Thought for the Day

19th November 2018

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Democrats plan to lift ban on religious headwear in US House of Representatives

19th November 2018

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You can’t have Identity Politics without signaling your Identity.

(Scorecards! Getcher scorecards here! You can’t tell the victims without a scorecard!)

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The Perfect Is the Enemy of the Good

19th November 2018

Steve Sailer fisks Carl Zimmer on genetics.

White people don’t exist, but white guilt is forever.

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Journalist Says He Was ‘Assaulted’ As Portland Antifa Clash With Police And #HimToo Rally Participants

19th November 2018

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

Journalist, photographer, and Quillette editor Andy Ngo attended the event and recorded several engagements between the counter-demonstrating groups. Ngo stated that he himself was “assaulted” by a “mob” of black-clad masked demonstrators who also insulted him and “targeted” his equipment.

In other words, Antifa thugs. But he can’t say that, because that’s not consistent with the Narrative. So he has to slip it in sideways.

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Migrant Caravan Faces Opposition From Angry Tijuana Residents

19th November 2018

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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‘He’s Barack Obama, but white’: Beto O’Rourke Blows Up the 2020 Democratic Primary

19th November 2018

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That tells you quite a bit about the modern Democrat party.

They don’t need a Presidential candidate, just somebody who can play eon on TV.

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Scientists Solve Mystery of How Wombats Produce Cubed Poo

18th November 2018

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

18th November 2018

Are Jared and Ivanka Good for the Jews?  Imagine the firestorm if a newspaper had asked ‘Are Barack and Michelle Good for Blacks?’

Trump Suggests Turning Journalists’ Cameras Off In White House Press Briefings I like it.

Conservative Lawyers Form Group To Focus On Trump And The Rule Of Law  You can see why NPR LOVES this story.  The headline is inaccurate, though it ought to have said ‘Cuckservative Lawyers’.

Man who shouted ‘Heil Hitler, Heil Trump’ at theatre apologises saying he was protesting US immigration policy

 

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Hollywood Actors Threaten Boycott of Georgia After Kemp Victory

18th November 2018

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That would be a win for Georgia.

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Thought for the Day

18th November 2018

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

17th November 2018

Why Was Trump’s Tax Cut a Fizzle?  Except that it wasn’t — but the New York Times needs to paint it as one because the Narrative requires that Trump not be allowed any victories if the Dems are going to win in 2020.

Trump’s Fabricated Tax Cut Now Another Log On His Credibility Bonfire Although actually it wasn’t, except in the reality distortion field inhabited by the Huffington Post.

CNN’s Don Lemon Takes Down Melania Trump’s ‘Be Best’ Campaign: ‘It’s Completely Irrelevant’ Although not as irrelevant as racist CNN’s Don Lemon.

 

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The Way We Hate Now (Stacey Abrams Edition)

17th November 2018

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Georgia Democratic gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams came up short in her race against Republican Brian Kemp. She got around to saying as much in what should have been a concession speech yesterday, but neither Abrams nor her most visible public supporters are in a mood to concede anything. So she gave a language lesson in lieu of a traditional concession (video below) — a language lesson in which she testifies implicitly to her superiority. She is suffused with the warm glow of her own virtue. How great she is.

Democrats: Party of Fear, Party of Hate, Party of Death.

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Quotation of the Day

17th November 2018

‘Jim Acosta is the rodeo clown of White House correspondents.’

Scott Adams

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‘He’s Trolling His Wife’ – Racist Don Lemon Weighs In on Kellyanne Conway’s Marriage

17th November 2018

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As if that were any of his business. Of course, racist Don Lemon intrudes in many areas that are none of his business.

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CNN Panel Gets Heated After Niger Innis Accuses Symone Sanders of Being an Apologist for the Anti-ICE Movement

17th November 2018

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Some black-on-black action.

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Fact-Checking the NY Times’ Fact-Checking

17th November 2018

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The NY Times is obsessed with the President — it cannot report anything without taking a pot shot at him.

In this case, NY Times Climate journalist, Kendra “Gloom is My Beat” Pierre-Louis, wades into the roiling waters of Climate Change and Politics, apparently far over her head.

Time for a little fisking.

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Thought for the Day

17th November 2018

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Alcohol Is Killing More People, and Younger. The Biggest Increases Are Among Women

17th November 2018

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Good. We have too many stupid people as it is.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Violence Breaks Out as First Group From Migrant Caravan Arrives in Tijuana

17th November 2018

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

When a large group of people set out to break the law, somehow violence always ensues. Isn’t that amazing.

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Federal Prosecutors Investigating “Altered” Election Documents Forged by Florida Democrats

16th November 2018

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The Florida Department of State last week asked federal prosecutors to investigate dates that were changed on official state election documents, the first voting “irregularities” it has flagged in the wake of the 2018 elections.

The concerns, which the department says can be tied to the Florida Democratic Party, center around date changes on forms used to fix vote-by-mail ballots sent with incorrect or missing information. Known as “cure affidavits,” those documents used to fix mail ballots were due no later than 5 p.m. on Nov. 5 — the day before the election. But affidavits released on Tuesday by the DOS show that documents from four different counties said the ballots could be returned by 5 p.m. on Thursday, which is not accurate.

Audio of a Florida Democratic Party caller leaving a voicemail message asking a Palm Beach County voter to fix their vote by mail ballot after Election Day, which is not allowed, was also sent to POLITICO separately. It was not part of the information turned over to federal prosecutors.

My, isn’t that special.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

16th November 2018

Man shouts ‘Heil Hitler, Heil Trump’ at Fiddler on the Roof performance, sparking mass shooting fears

Maryland Democrat Shouts ‘Heil Hitler,’ Causes Scene in Baltimore Theater

Man Who Shouted ‘Heil Hitler! Heil Trump!’ Did It Because ‘Fiddler On The Roof’ Reminded Him Of His Hatred Of Trump  Perhaps it’s all of Trump’s Jewish relatives.

Shocker: Guy Who Shouted “Heil Hitler, Heil Trump” At a Fiddler on the Roof Performance Is Actually… An Anti-Trump Progressive Activist

Matthew Whitaker: Trump’s acting attorney general once backed a time-travel cryptocurrency  The smearing of Whitaker in the Voices of the Crust proceeds.

Geraldo: ‘Shame On’ Kamala Harris For Asking Trump Nominee About Perceived Parallels Between ICE and KKK  When you’ve lost Geraldo….

Kellyanne Conway’s Husband Unloads On Trump  The new Martha Mitchell.

Former CIA And NSA Director Says Trump Slighted The Troops On Veterans Day On Purpose  Horseshit. This is the sort of ‘I know what Trump is REALLY thinking, pay no attention to what he says’ that CNN and MSNBC specialize in.

Trump Warns Media He And Staff Will Leave If Disrespected At Press Conferences  I hope Jim Acosta is not under the delusion that he will be able to ask any questions of the President, or that the President will pay any attention to him if he talks out of turn.

What did the people of California do to deserve Trump visiting on top of the wildfires?  Not a thing. He did it because it’s his job.

Trump: I’ll Throw Acosta Out the Next Time He Acts Like a Child, Or I’ll Just Walk Out Myself  The best choice would just be to cancel all Press Conferences until the litigation is resolved. Jim Acosta can go suck on it.

 

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New Monopoly for Millennials Board Game Has Offended the Target Audience

16th November 2018

Mission Accomplished.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer group of people, I’m tellin’ ya.

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HarvestSignal

16th November 2018

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Give them your zip code and they’ll tell you what’s ‘in season’ in your area.

Great for those of us who like eating like our ancestors — and getting a good price.

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Swalwell Warns Gun Owners: Government Could Nuke Them If They Don’t Comply With Potential 2A Ban

16th November 2018

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Yeah, but I doubt that he would be alive to see it.

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Rachel Maddow Uses Non-Existent ‘House Popular Vote’ to Try to Prove There Really Was a Blue Wave

16th November 2018

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Perhaps some day these people will learn to read.

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“‘It’s Your Right to Go to the US’: What I Saw When I Visited the Migrant Caravan”

16th November 2018

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The migrant caravan has its own de facto government, and on this night the travelers from Central America gathered at the behest of a few leaders to discuss issues of the day as well as the big picture—such as what route to take to the U.S. border.

“It’s your right to go to the U.S.,” Milton Benitez, a political analyst and sociologist who hosts the Honduran TV show “El Perro Amarillo,” implored the impassioned crowd.

It must be in the same section that guarantees abortion and gay marriage.

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Land Given to Amazon Was Previously Zoned for Affordable Housing

16th November 2018

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Money talks. It speaks Democrat fluently.

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Acosta Thanks Colleagues, Judge After WH Ordered to Return His Pass: ‘Let’s Go Back to Work’

16th November 2018

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I hope he’s not under the illusion that he’ll be allowed to ask any questions of the President, or that the President will pay any attention to him if he tries.

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Billy Idol Officially Becomes a US Citizen

16th November 2018

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Now THAT’S worth moving to Canada for.

I’d gladly trade him for a Mexican welfare recipient. I suspect that the country would be better off.

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Wendy’s to Give Away Free Burgers for National Fast Food Day

16th November 2018

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I’ll bet you didn’t know that there even was a ‘National Fast Food Day’.

Of course, the burgers aren’t ‘free’ but come when you purchase another item AND go through their app — if their app is like every other fast food app, signing up will give them your e-mail and phone number.

Is that worth a ‘free’ burger? Obviously it is — to them. What do they know that you don’t?

Remember: If you aren’t paying for a product, then you’re the product.

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