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Thought for the Day

4th August 2018

Damn straight. But, hey, Democrats.

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North Korea Has Not Stopped Nuclear, Missile Programme According to Confidential UN report

4th August 2018

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Nor will they, until there is some sort of signed agreement.

Really, ‘journalists’ are so stupid I’m surprised they can put their shoes on in the morning.

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Cory Booker Apologizes for Holding Up Anti-Israeli Sign, Explains That He Thought It Was Merely an Anti-American Sign

4th August 2018

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Well, that’s all right, then.

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Another Ex-Conservative Is Savaged By The Mob…And It’s Great!

4th August 2018

Ace of Spades is not above gloating.

So Excitable Andi Sullivan thought that his rapid morphing into a conservative-with-a-heart plus his power glutes would protect him from the rabble. Left-Wing Rage Mob Comes After Andrew Sullivan After He Suggests Anti-White Racism Is Still Racism I guess he was wrong!

I don’t recall ever thinking that Andrew Sullivan was any kind of ‘conservative’. (Just because someone claims to be ‘conservative’, it ain’t necessarily so….)

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

3rd August 2018

Donald Trump is increasing risk of journalists being attacked, UN expert on freedom of expression warns  No, I think ‘journalists’ accomplished that all on their own.

US government official kneels during Pledge of Allegiance to protest Trump  Really? How does that ‘protest Trump’?

Tom Steyer Demands Senate Democratic Leadership To Stand Up To Trump  Too bad they’re a minority and so don’t matter.

Morning Joe’s Mika Admits She’s Not A Doctor, Then Diagnoses Trump As A ‘Dangerous Blustering Bigot’

MSNBC’s Mika Scolds Ivanka Trump For Remarks On Child Separation  Funny how proglodytes just assume that they get to tell other people how to behave.

Eric Trump Reveals That Everyone In Trump Family Has Received ‘White Powder’ In Mail

CNN Guest Compares Trump To Slave Traders — Cuomo Calls In Don Lemon To Run Cover

Human Rights Experts Claim President Trump Violated International Human Rights Laws  Except that there are no such ‘laws’, merely decrees by international organizations.

CNN’s April Dumb Ryan: Jim Acosta’s Life Was in Danger at Trump Rally  Uh, no.

MSNBC Anchor Bans Sarah Sanders From Appearing On Her Show Because Sanders Makes Her ‘Sweat’  Go, Sarah!

Woman Arrested For Climbing The Statue Of Liberty Trolls Melania At Court

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One Year After He Was Nearly Killed, Scalise Is Still Receiving Assassination Threats

3rd August 2018

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Of course. There are still Democrats out there.

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Twelve Invisible Eco-Catastrophes and Threats of Doom That Are Actually Fake

3rd August 2018

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Be the first on your block to collect all twelve.

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Jury Rejects Transgender Woman’s Claim That He Attacked Three People With an Ax Over Transition Medication

3rd August 2018

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Probably Donald Trump’s fault. He has that effect on people.

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Man Chased by Bison in Yellowstone Park After Getting Out of Car to Taunt It

3rd August 2018

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

Unfortunately, he appears to have survived.

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Chinese Professor Missing After Police Burst Into His Home During TV Interview

3rd August 2018

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People keep forgetting that the People’s Republic of China is a Communist dictatorship, and often acts like one.

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Nearly 100 Goats Mysteriously Descend on Boise: ‘No one is exactly sure where they came from’

3rd August 2018

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I suspect that White Privilege is to blame, as it is for so many other problems.

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Hilltop Town in Sicily Hopes to Attract New Blood by Offering Old Stone Houses for €1

3rd August 2018

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Of course, it’s still in Sicily. I can imagine you can get great bargains on houses in Detroit, too.

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Missouri Brewery Suffers the Wrath of Hindu Deity Over New IPA

3rd August 2018

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Springfield Brewing Company unveiled a new IPA beer with a label depicting Lord Ganesha holding a beer. Rajan Zed, president of the Universal Society of Hinduism, objected to the brewery’s use of the Hindu deity, saying that it was offensive to use his image to promote business or any other agenda.

And rightly so. Everybody knows that Ganesha is a Gudasambandha man.

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Protesters Tried to Blockade a Colorado ICE Facility, Then SWAT Showed Up

3rd August 2018

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And started shooting people? No, that only happens in movies.

Prediction: Nobody will get fired, nobody will go to jail. (The government record for protester ‘catch and release’ is close to 100%. That’s why they do it again and again and again and again….)

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WaPo explains: “Whiteness isn’t a cultural identity”

3rd August 2018

Steve Sailer lets you in on the secret.

But Cabrera said the idea was “a complete false equivalence,” noting that whiteness isn’t a cultural identity the way being black, Japanese American or Jewish is.

Apparently everybody has a cultural identity worth defending — except white people. Who knew?

 

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NYT’s Sarah Jeong Also Sent Anti-Cop, Anti-Men Tweets

3rd August 2018

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Of course she did.

Twitter is a great way for proglodyte bigots to out themselves.

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Twice-Deported Illegal Charged With Beating Homeless Woman to Death

3rd August 2018

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If he’d used a firearm, we’d never hear the end of it. But they still wouldn’t have flinched at his illegal status.

Perhaps we ought to change the law: First time you get caught, you get deported; second time, you get shot.

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Thought for the Day

3rd August 2018

Pearls Before Swine for Jul 26, 2018 Comic Strip

Home Owners’ Association: The closest thing to fascism you’ll ever see in America.

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NYT: “Baseball Shows Its Whiteness”

3rd August 2018

Steve Sailer continues to document the Sulzberger clan’s descent into madness.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

2nd August 2018

Sean Hannity Fact Checks CNN’s Acosta Over Trump Rally Whining

Jim Acosta Fires Back At Sean Hannity, Calls Him ‘A Propagandist For Profit’ I doubt that Hannity things that ‘profit’ is a naughty word, as Acosta seems to.

Someone Could Get Hurt

Senate candidate calls Melania Trump ‘hoebag’ and says she ‘works by the hour’  Democrats. Real class.

Enraged woman ‘rams into car’ sporting Trump bumper sticker

Trump administration sued over biased wildlife advisory council made up of ‘hunting enthusiasts’  And yet they have nothing to say a out an EPA full of enviro-Nazis.

Trump has made 4,229 false or misleading claims since he became president, 588 days ago  As if that mattered.

Stephen Colbert Accuses Trump Of Committing Obstruction Of Justice On Twitter  Colbert is obviously not a lawyer. I’m not sure he’s qualified to play one on TV.

‘Morning Joe’: Trump’s Lawyers Afraid He’s ‘Too Dumb’ To Make It Through Mueller Interview  Actually, the problem is that Scarborough is too dumb to make it through a TV show. Most of what he ‘knows’ ain’t so.

Joe Scarborough Says Fox News And Republicans Are ‘Pro-Russian Dupes’ Loyal To Vladimir Putin  A thing so absurd that only a ‘journalist’ could believe it. (Of course, he doesn’t believe it; he just says it to get Virtue Signalling Pokemon Points. It’s all about the Narrative.)

CNN Analyst David Gergen: Trump Will Have ‘Blood’ On His Hands If Someone Attacks The Press  By that logic, the ‘Press’ already has blood on its hands.

Warren And Other Dems Seek Investigation Into Trump Air Force One Tours  Scraaaaape that barrel….

Trump ‘Most Pro-Black President,’ Pastor Says in White House Meeting  Cue media hysteria.

Trump Unveils His Plan to Weaken Car Pollution Rules  The use of ‘weaken’, of course, betrays the writer’s agenda.

Why The Smart Move For Never Trumpers Is To Become Democrats  As they’ve always been in their hearts.

O’Donnell: Trump ‘Appeared To Commit A Crime In Public’

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Trump ‘Out Of His Mind’ If He Thinks He Can Remove California’s Emissions Waiver  Well, we’ll have to see who wins this one.

 

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UK: Maths Textbooks Should Be Banned Because They Intimidate Pupils, Headteacher Says

2nd August 2018

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A reminder that, no matter how bad it gets over here, it’s often worse over there.

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Election in Zimbabwe Followed by Street Violence and Bloodshed

2nd August 2018

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You can substitute the name of almost any African country for ‘Zimbabwe’ in the headline.

Coming soon, I have no doubt: South Africa.

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New York Times Hires Racist to Join Its Editorial Board

2nd August 2018

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The tweets tell the story.

Hates white people? Check.

Hates men? Check.

Perfect fit for the New York Slimes Times.

UPDATE: New York Times Refuses To Fire Racist Staffer, Makes Excuses For Her Racism

The Other McCaine: Fringe Extremist Hate-Monger @SarahJeong Hired by New York Times

UPDATE: Journalists Defend NYT Hire With History Of Anti-White Tweets

Steve Sailer: Sarah Jeong’s racist hatred

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New Report Shows Government Gave DACA Protection to Thousands of Criminals

2nd August 2018

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Of course they did. Democrats don’t care whether their new voters are criminals.

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France Outlaws Catcalling After Paris Woman Attacked by Street Harasser

2nd August 2018

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Yeah, that’ll work. (*snort*)

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OMG THE SKY IS FALLING Peter Gleick: Severe Climate Change is Inevitable – But Its Still Not Too Late

2nd August 2018

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Our favourite identity thief Peter Gleick, who stole documents from Heartland while serving as chairman of the AGU ethics committee, has written a deliciously confused piece in which he urges people not to give up, despite the inevitability of serious climate change.

The situation is hopeless, but you can still do your part.

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New York Attorney General Candidate Vows to ‘Prosecute’ ICE If Elected

2nd August 2018

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Where do these people get this stuff? ‘Doing something that me and my friends don’t like’ isn’t a prosecutable offense, much less enforcing the laws of the United States.

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’Realities’ Force Ontario to Can Universal Basic Income Scheme

2nd August 2018

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Reality will do that to you.

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Thought for the Day

2nd August 2018

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San Francisco Officials to Tech Workers: Buy Your Lunch

2nd August 2018

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This is the sort of micromanagement of individual behavior that characterizes the most invidious forms of totalitarianism. The fact that it inconveniences individual consumers to profit business owners merely underlines the fact that ‘progressive’ government is just as corrupt and crony-ridden as any other.

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What I Learned From Getting Covered in Whale Snot

2nd August 2018

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There’s an image that won’t leave you soon.

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How LeBron James’ New Public School Is the First of Its Kind

2nd August 2018

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This looks as if it could prove very interesting. God knows public schools need some kind of a re-boot. Let’s hope it works.

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Sunflower Selfie-Seekers Shut Down Canadian Farm as Thousands Cause Traffic Chaos and damage crops

2nd August 2018

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Well, that’s Canadians for you.

Of course, farms exist merely to make the world more picturesque for hipster selfies. That’s obvious.

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Planned Parenthood Launches Groundbreaking Campaign Linking Sexual Health to Progressive Issues Ahead of Crucial Midterm Elections

2nd August 2018

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‘Sexual health’ somehow including mothers murdering their unborn children. That sure sounds ‘progressive’ to me.

Abortion has been a cornerstone of ‘progressive issues’ since Roe v. Wade; how is this ‘groundbreaking’?

I guess the intended message is ‘You can’t be progressive unless you support murdering children’.

Natural Selection has a place for these people, and it isn’t the gene pool.

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Why Trans Activists Are Hijacking the Lobster Emoji

2nd August 2018

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Perhaps because it’s an ugly little bug-like creature with a hard shell that looks as if it came from another planet?

That’s my guess – what’s your guess?

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Zimbabwe Elections: Soldiers Patrol Streets of Harare After Army Uses Deadly Force to Break Up Protests

2nd August 2018

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Democracy, African style.

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France and Belgium Lock Horns Over Who Invented ‘French’ fries

2nd August 2018

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Belgium has no reason to exist as a separate country. It’s basically a relic of the wars of religion that were over by 1700. Now that animosity has abated between Catholics and Calvinists, the northern part ought to be part of the Netherlands and the southern part belongs in France.

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Was 1968 or 1969 the Hinge Year?

2nd August 2018

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Yet another reason why Richard Nixon will burn in Hell for all eternity.

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UK Climate ‘Consultants’ Charge Third World Countries $2,000 A Day on Poverty Programs

2nd August 2018

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Doing well by doing good.

Whenever a government establishes a ‘program’, the first thing that happens is that bottom-feeders congregate with the thought ‘I’m going to get some of that free government money for myself’, and the rest is history. Cronyism is one of the cornerstones of political corruption, and elected officials soon realize that buying votes with Other People’s Money is one of the surest ways to guarantee a long tenure.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

1st August 2018

Dershowitz: Mueller Is Just Trying To ‘Squeeze’ Manafort To Get Something On Trump  Well, duh.

The AP’s War on Donald Trump, Voter ID Edition

Politico Reporter Mocks Trump Supporters As Toothless Hicks

Former Michigan Gov. Claims Russian Ads Contributed To Hillary’s Loss  Those ads were so bad that only Hillary would have lost because of them.

A Consequence of The Trump Presidency: Trolling Liberals Is In Fashion!  And it’s more fun than a barrel of Obamas.

Madonna Suggests She Moved Her And Her Kids To Portugal To Escape Trump: ‘This Is Not America’s Finest Hour’  That’s good news; when did this happen?

Acosta Called Trump Rally A ‘Sad Scene’ — Ben Shapiro Reminds Him Why America Hates The Media

At Trump Rally, Crowd Roasts Jim Acosta

Dem Senator Claims The Left Has ‘No Equivalent’ To ‘Dark’ Trump Rallies – He Must Have Forgotten These Incidents

Whoopi Goldberg Says Trump’s ‘War On Christmas’ Is A ‘BS Debate’ — Meghan McCain Proves It’s Alive And Well

Clerk Denies Marriage License To Gay Couple For Procedural And Religious Reasons, Cuomo Blames It On ‘Trumpian Philosophy’

‘It Would Save 12,000 Lives’: Andrew Wheeler Stumps Dem Senator Chastising Trump Admin For Backing Off Obama-Era Fuel Standards

Reporters, Celebs Call Trump Supporters ‘Nazis,’ ‘KKK,’ Want Them ‘Euthanized’ After Tampa Rally  The browshirts of the Left are on the march.

Jim Acosta Accuses Conservative Outlets Of Being Out To Get CNN  Pot, meet kettle.

Spike Lee Says Trump Is A ‘Man Of Hate, Violence, And Can’t Be Trusted’  Boy, that sounds a lot like Spike Lee.

Democrat Sen.Blumenthal Says Kavanaugh Will Make Trump A ‘Monarch’  Blumenthal is living proof that the inhabitants of Connecticut will vote for a rodeo clown if it has a (D) after its name.

 

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British Court Recognises Sharia Law in Landmark Divorce Case

1st August 2018

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Welcome to Londonistan. Be careful not to step in the diversity.

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What Kim Kardashian Squealing About Being Skinny on Instagram Can Tell Us About Neoliberalism and Patriarchy

1st August 2018

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I’ll bet you didn’t know that there was a connection between Kardashian skinniness and neoliberalism/patriarchy.

You unwoke deplorable, you.

 

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Town Loses Entire Police Force as Officers Quit Over Cuts, Low Wages, and Safety Concerns

1st August 2018

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The police cruiser was sitting at the edge of the car park in front of the town offices, angled towards the road as if an officer inside were waiting to catch speeders.

Only there was no officer inside. Nor, for that matter, was there a Blandford police officer to be found anywhere else on Tuesday. The entire local police force in this western Massachusetts town had just quit and the cruiser was the law enforcement version of a scarecrow.

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The Latest Academic Fad: ‘Color Blind Racism’

1st August 2018

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Instead of focusing on actual ways in which our rules often handicap “people of color” (such as civil asset forfeiture, occupational licensing, and, above all, public education), many academics prefer to rant that it is racism that holds them back. No, not the old racism of the segregationists, but subtle racism that’s so deeply embedded that few white people are aware of it. Only the “woke” among us can understand how institutional racism is everywhere.

If you try to deny that, well, you merely prove how racist you are. Claiming to favor a color-blind society is, in the eyes of many deep thinkers, racism too.

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California Would Lose Four Electoral Votes If Only Citizens Are Counted in the Census

1st August 2018

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The Constitution only grants authority for the Census to count people.

All of this other nose-in-your-butthole data collection is unconstitutional. It’s used by the government to collect ‘statistics’ on which basis they can then create stupid programs that wind up helping the Usual Suspects and costing taxpayers more money. That’s why they force you, by law, to answer these extra bullshit questions.

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CNN Loves Hiring Former Obama Officials

1st August 2018

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Well, what else can they do? They have no skills with which to get a Real Job. You will seek in vain in the job listings for ‘Wanted: Former Regime Apparatchik. Must be able to look busy, push paper, and collude in government oppression. Equal Opportunity Employer. No white people need apply.’

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Cook Meals Easier On The Trail With This Wood Burning Stove

1st August 2018

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Or you could just avoid the whole problem by avoiding The Trail. The choice is yours.

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Transgender People Aren’t as Attractive as Other People, Study Shows

1st August 2018

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Why this comes as a surprise I have no idea.

What I’d like to see is a study of how unattractive vegans are. That would  be an eye-opener.

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Young Lemonade Stands Continue to Bring Out the Best in Bureaucrats

1st August 2018

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Attitudes toward local small businesses are a litmus test that bring out the worst in bureaucracy-minded trolls who, in a rightly-ordered society, would be barred for life from having any kind of government job.

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Mismanagement Turned California Forests Into a ‘Terrible Fire Threat,’ Expert Says

1st August 2018

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Turns out that the enviro-Nazi ‘hands off’ approach is a Bad Plan. Who knew?

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