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Archive for January, 2018

Trevor Noah on Bannon: Trump ‘Found Out That Some Nazis Aren’t Very Fine People’

4th January 2018

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This is what happens when you give an affirmative-action hire a national TV show.

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Stephanie Ruhle Had The Time of Her Life Saying “Penis” on MSNBC This Morning

4th January 2018

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Stephanie apparently needs to get laid, badly.

The degeneration of the DemLegHump Media is accelleratint.

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Thought for the Day

4th January 2018

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Transform Your Handwritingo Calligraphy Into a Font

4th January 2018

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If, of course, that’s what you want to do….

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How Big Government Made the Depression Worse, and Would Do Similar Damage Today

4th January 2018

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The standard political attitude of ‘Do something, even if it’s wrong!’ has repercussions.  Walter Williams is one of the most prominent free-market economists alive today, and he’s seen it all.

The Federal Reserve Board controls our money supply. Its governors are appointed by the president and confirmed by the Senate and serve 14-year staggered terms.

They have the power to cripple an economy, as they did during the late 1920s and early 1930s. Their inept monetary policy threw the economy into the Great Depression, during which real output in the United States fell nearly 30 percent and the unemployment rate soared as high as nearly 25 percent.

The problem with central control of the money supply is that when they get it wrong, they get it wrong for everybody.

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ISLAMOCOPIA FRIDAY: What’s New in the Religion of Peace

4th January 2018

Plot Against Toledo Synagogues Is the 105th Islamist Terror Plot or Attack

 

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You Can Now Buy a Beer Made for Drinking in the Shower

4th January 2018

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If, of course, that’s what you want to do.

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Donald Trump’s Hair Secrets Revealed in New Book, Based on Ivanka’s Descriptions

3rd January 2018

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Trump ought to shave his head and grow a chin-beard. All the leftist heads would explode and it would ruin proglodyte fashion for decades.

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More Businesses Raise Wages, Give Bonuses in Wake of Tax Cuts

3rd January 2018

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Funny how that works. But don’t forget that the tax reform bill was totally about helping the rich and harming the poor, women and minorities hardest hit, etc. etc.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

3rd January 2018

CNN Panelist: Trump Governing America Like A ‘Communist’ Or ‘Fascist’ Dictator  Uh, no. Look at video of Tiananmen Square in 1989 and see the difference.

MSNBC Analyst Blames Trump’s ‘Profound Sexual Insecurity’ For Nuclear Button Tweet  Scott Adams calls this the ‘psychic psychiatrist hallucination’.

‘Ridiculous Thing’: CNN Revisits The Super Important Big White Truck Story  One day they’re going to catch that red dot, just see if they don’t.

‘Madness’ — CNN’s Brian Stelter Claims Trump Is Mentally Unfit For Office  After all, it’s all they’ve got.

After Trump’s First 2018 Tweets, CNN’s Stelter Predicts Year of ‘Madness’  One of the distinguishing characteristics of ‘CNN analysts’ is that they apparently can’t recognize trash talk when they see it. They need to try to keep up.

Barack Obama’s ‘best songs of 2017’ playlist is another reminder of stark differences to Donald Trump  Yeah. Trump gets shit done, Obama creates playlists. Listen to some of the crap on his playlist; once the brain lesions heal, you’ll see why Obama couldn’t get anything done.

North Korea crisis latest: Donald Trump has no nuclear button despite claiming his was ‘bigger’ than Kim Jong-un’s  C’mon, boy! Fetch the stick!

Hillary’s Spokesman Calls For Trump To Be Banned From Twitter Over Nuke Tweet  Somebody needs to remind Hillary that (a) she didn’t win and (b) even if she’d won her dreams of a Soviet-style dictatorship wouldn’t have worked.

Bush Administration Lawyer Demands ‘Psychologically Unfit’ Trump Be Removed From Office  C’mon, boy! Fetch the stick!

Trump’s claim that his button is bigger than Kim Jong-un’s proves that toxic masculinity is going to ruin the world  Gonna catch that red dot! Today’s the day!

This guy seems to think he’s qualified to discuss ‘Trump’s Profound Sexual and Masculine Insecurities‘:

I suggest he look in a mirror and maybe get some professional help.

CNN’s Chris Cillizza Claims ‘Size Matters’ When It Comes To President Trump  Another ‘psychic psychiatrist’ moment.

Trump Triggers Greenday Frontman With ‘Nuclear Button’ Tweet  These snowflakes really need to get over themselves.

Joy Behar: Trump ‘Needs To Be Medicated And Hospitalized’ Or He’s Going To ‘Kill All Of Us’  No, Joy; just you.

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Syrian Rebels Are Fighting Assad With a Trebuchet That Launches Flaming Projectiles [VIDEO]

3rd January 2018

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Sometimes the old ways are best.

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Six Volcanoes to Watch in 2018

3rd January 2018

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Not that you can do a whole lot about it….

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More Than Quarter of World’s Land Could Become Arid Due to Global Warming, Finds Study

3rd January 2018

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And yet it never does. Why is that? Where are those rising sea levels we were promised?

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Tiny Apartment Converted From Concrete Pipe Looks Surprisingly Nice

3rd January 2018

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California’s future is here.

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Thanks to Tax Cuts, Growing List of Companies Announcing Bonuses, Wage Hikes, Charitable Donations

3rd January 2018

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But of course you have to remember that the so-called tax reform was only to help the rich and oppress the poor. Just listen to Chuck & Nancy, they’ll tell you.

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North Korea Calls the South for First Time in Two Years

3rd January 2018

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Just after Trump tweets about how his nuclear button is bigger. Purely a coincidence, I’m sure.

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How to Survive a Fall Through the Ice

3rd January 2018

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If, of course, that’s what you want to do.

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Chicago Shooting Suspect Identified Thanks to Victim’s Facebook Live Running at Time of Gun Attack

3rd January 2018

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Black Lives Matter … except in Chicago, apparently.

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Fairytale Princes in Snow White and Sleeping Beauty Are Sex Offenders, Professor Claims

3rd January 2018

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Because patriarchy, or something. Who knows?

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January 3rd Is National Fruitcake Toss Day

3rd January 2018

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I bet you didn’t know that.

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Mao and Again

3rd January 2018

Steve Sailer connects the dots.

It is becoming a cliché that America is undergoing its own version of Chairman Mao’s Cultural Revolution.

The Cultural Revolution was largely perpetrated by young people told to feel oppressed by their country’s past. Social justice could be achieved only by the destruction of the weight of Chinese culture. Their slogan was “Smash the Four Olds”: old customs, culture, habits, and ideas.

But that’s not the only analogy between late-1960s China and 2018 America. One of the mainsprings of the Cultural Revolution was a vindictive aged actress out for revenge on the producers and actresses who had cost her roles back in her prime. Mrs. Mao, Jiang Qing, had been a movie starlet in 1930s Shanghai, when she built up a lifetime of grudges that she acted upon when her husband let her take control of Chinese popular culture in the 1960s.

Her squads beat up aging film figures and reedited old movies to conform to new political prejudices. She would have considered the recent American custom of terrified novelists hiring “sensitivity readers” to censor their manuscripts for them a step in the right direction.

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Stunning Photos Reveal Progressive Leaders Flashing ‘White Power’ Sign

3rd January 2018

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Really, these people are insane.

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California Is Officially a Sanctuary State

2nd January 2018

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Great. All you illegal aliens, go to Mexifornia. Go on. Shoo.

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Trump May Cut Palestinians Off Foreign Aid If They Don’t Negotiate on Israel

2nd January 2018

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Hee hee hee.

Why we’re giving those genocides money has always astounded me.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

2nd January 2018

POLL: Trump’s Numbers Slipping In Key Battleground State  Although there’s no evidence that Trump gives a shit.

Morning Mirror: Hillary Clinton Aides Mock Trump For Being A Fatty  Trump may want to point out that he may be fat but he can go on a diet, but Hillary is going to be an ugly bitter old woman for the rest of her life. But he probably won’t; he’s a much nicer guy than I am.

CNN Commentator: Trump, GOP Need To Come To Dems With ‘Open Hands And Open Heart’  One of the distinguishing characteristics of troglodytes is that they act as if they won even when they lose. (And too often Republicans buy into it.) Fortunately, Trump is not that stupid.

CNN Op-Ed: Trump Has ‘Apparent Desire’ For ‘A Particular Racial And Ethnic Balance’  Absolutely no evidence for that, of course, but since he’s The New Hitler it just HAS TO BE that way. When the race card is the only one you’ve got in your hand, that’s the one you play.

‘View:’ U.S. on ‘Slippery Slope’ to Stoning Gays Like In Iran  Only if Muslims take over, with which Democrats would be totally cool (for about five minutes).

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Mysterious Signs Pop Up All Over California Welcoming ‘Felons, Illegals, MS-13’ to Sanctuary State

2nd January 2018

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I suspect that Trump’s election has emboldened a number of very subversive people.

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Every Single Harry Potter Movie Is on HBO – It’s a Holiday Season Miracle

2nd January 2018

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The most interesting thing about the Harry Potter world is how it unconsciously reflects the current state of British society — a stratified culture riddled with consequent resentments suffocating under an overlay of pervasive government.

(Can you see an American author assuming that there would be such a thing as a Ministry of Magic? I can’t. But no Brit Rowling’s age, who grew up under clumsy British socialism, would give it a thought — OF COURSE there’s a Ministry of Magic; there’s a Ministry for EVERYTHING.)

It comes as no surprise that the author, Rowling, takes public positions that reflect conventionally proglodyte views.

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Pakistan Is Super Mad About Trump’s Tweet

2nd January 2018

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Pakistan’s government called for a meeting with U.S. Ambassador David Hale the day after President Donald Trump blasted its government in a tweet Monday morning.

This is the sort of Normal Political Maneuver that made Obama and his minions very nervous. It indicated that he might have to take a position or make a decision or something, which is not what he was President to do.

Trump said it is time the U.S. stop giving Pakistan money in the tweet and claimed the country has given shelter for terrorists from Afghanistan. He said that the country has only given “lies & deceit” in return for U.S. aid.

All public knowledge.

The president’s tweet sparked instant reaction from Pakistan, as the government summoned Hale to its foreign office Monday to explain Trump’s tweet, according to Reuters.

This is the ‘normal’ diplomatic reaction to such a ‘gaffe’, in which government functionaries from the administrative state are encouraged to rein in elected politicians who are rocking the boat. Hale is supposed to walk back from what the President said and explain that it was ‘taken out of context’ etc. etc. I’m hoping Hale is a Trumpkin who will explain that the President meant what he said, and that the Pakistani government had better get used to the idea that there’s a New Sheriff in Town. We’ll see.

Trump cut off funding to Pakistan, according to a National Security Council official who told Fox News Monday that the White House has decided to hold the $255 million of approved aide to Pakistan.

That certainly sounds promising.

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Dude, You Broke the Future!

2nd January 2018

Read it — watch the video if you want, but you’ll be disappointed; Charlie isn’t a very polished public speaker. His talk reads better than it sounds.

Charlie Stross is one of the greatest living science fiction authors (and one of my Recommended Writers — see right). This talk is a very personal look into his view of where we are and where we are going. Although a Fashionable Socialist, as you can tell by the shaved head and chin-beard, Charlie can see around a number of very interesting corners.

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Thought for the Day

2nd January 2018

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The Left-Wing Cannibal Holocaust

2nd January 2018

David Cole takes a trip to the zoo.

Left-wing looneybird Ta-Nehisi Coates found himself embroiled in a very public feud with left-wing loonierbird Cornel West after West attacked Coates for being too narrowly focused in his fight against “white supremacy.” Specifically, West pummeled Coates for not speaking up about Israel’s treatment of the Palestinians, an issue that, as we all know, is of the greatest importance to inner-city American blacks. At its core, this was a fight between two leftist blacks over who is blacker, and whether blacks should fight white supremacy from within the system, as Coates does as a shill for the Democrat Party, or from “the streets,” which West defines as his oak-paneled office at Harvard.

Actress Alexandra Shipp, who has a white mother and a black father, found herself the target of attacks on social media from black activists who were furious that Shipp will be reprising her role as Storm in the upcoming X-Men film. The flak came from “dark skinned rights” advocates who don’t think the biracial Shipp is “black enough” to play the role (ironically a role originated on screen by the biracial Halle Berry). When Shipp called the attacks “racism” and “pure hate,” she was reprimanded by anti-Trump author and blogger Nina Perez (a dark-skinned black woman), who scolded the actress for dismissing the seriousness of “colorism” against “darker-skinned black people.” When Shipp shot back that “90% of the racism I’ve experienced in my lifetime has been at the hands of fellow black people,” more black activists piled on. Now, Shipp is no closet AmRen fan; her pinned tweet for all of 2017 reads, “if you’re a member or sympathize for the alt-right you can unfollow tf outta me. Dnt watch my movies dnt b a fan fuck it dnt breathe.” This is just a case of a bunch of black leftists brawling over who’s blacker and more “anti-racist.”

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Identity Politics Works Until You Run Out of Other People

1st January 2018

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Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher famously observed that socialism works until you run out of other people’s money. Identity politics also works until you run out of other people.

And then #MeToo becomes #NotMeToo.

Other people’s money can be borrowed against. That’s why we have the national debt that we do. But identity politics has multiplied too abruptly and explosively to postpone the reckoning much longer. What were once simple categories of three races and two genders has mutated into an infinite alphabet of sexual identities, a Big Bang of ethnicities, national, cultural, racial and religious, each with its own microaggressions, that easily tops two hundred and shows no signs of slowing down its expansion.

Intersectionality, the Das Kapital of identity politics economics, tries to manage the complex network of interactions even as it purges Jews and white people. And now it’s even starting to purge men.

The left is running out of other people.

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Toilet Paper History: How America Convinced the World to Wipe

1st January 2018

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A triumph of American exceptionalism.

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Chocolate Is on Track to Go Extinct in 40 Years

1st January 2018

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Women and minorities hardest hit, etc.

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The 17 Most Annoying People of 2017

1st January 2018

Jim Goad is delightfully dyspeptic today.

Writing this on New Year’s Eve and staring at the past annum in the rearview mirror, you can bet every last hair on your ass that I’m annoyed. Then again, I’m offended by nothing and bothered by everything.

I know that feeling.

Annoying people are ranked in ascending order. In other words, while I wouldn’t mind if Juan Thompson were to get a mild tummy ache from prison food one night, I might actually feel warm inside if Bill Kristol were to spontaneously combust.

I know that feeling, too.

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The Volunteer Auxiliary Thought Police Now Want to Go Pro

1st January 2018

Steve Sailer keeps up on trends so you don’t have to.

I’ve long called attention to the existence of the Volunteer Auxiliary Thought Police. But, as much fun as being an amateur censor apparently is to many people these days, some amateurs now want to go pro.

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Thought for the Day

1st January 2018

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