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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

10th January 2018

The Madness of the Anti-Trump Shrinks

Trump’s Public Meeting With Congress Destroys Narrative That He’s Mentally Unfit

Robert De Niro destroys Donald Trump in damning speech: ‘He’s the f**king idiot jerk off in chief’  All they got is trash talk.

Trump presidency will end if Russia investigation touches on his finances, predicts Michael Wolff  Predicting the ‘end of the Trump Presidency’? Line forms on the left.

Chris Matthews Compares Trump Kids To Saddam Hussein’s Children  Yeah, we all remember that time that Jared Kushner ran his enemies through a plastic shredder. I totally see the resemblance. (Chris, check your meds.)

Donald Trump reveals plans to limit free speech with new libel laws  Well, no, actually, he didn’t.

NYT’s Kristof: Trump Is Scientifically Proven ‘Threat to Democracy’  Junk science makes it into the New York Times.

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NBC: “Birth tourism brings Russian baby boom to Miami”

10th January 2018

Steve Sailer blows the whistle.

Thank goodness for Russian sleazeballs exploiting our immigration law loopholes: their whiteness allows the mass media to get worked up on the topic instead of still nervously shying away from, say, endemic Chinese birth tourism on the grounds that it might be racist to notice.

Not to mention the anchor babies from South of the Border Down Mexico Way. (I told you not to mention those!)

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Q&A: Black Activist Says Trump Policies, Unlike Obama’s, Create Jobs for Black America

10th January 2018

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As they do for all Americans.

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Pensacola Women’s March Bans Pussy Hats Because They’re ‘Transphobic’

10th January 2018

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Score cards! Getcher score cards here! Ya can’t tell the victims without a score card!

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Who ‘Dreamers’ Really Are and Why They Cost $26B Over 10 Years

10th January 2018

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Giving amnesty to “Dreamers”—young adults brought to the U.S. illegally as children—would create a deficit of about $26 billion over 10 years, according to a report last month from the Congressional Budget Office.

“If we want to save taxpayers’ money, probably the best strategy is to enforce the law and encourage those here illegally to return to their home countries.”—@wwwCISorg’s Steven Camarota

In a video released Monday, the Washington-based Center for Immigration Studies details costs presented in the government report.

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Hitchhiking Robot That Relied on Human Kindness Found Decapitated

10th January 2018

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A hitchhiking robot that relied on the kindness of strangers to travel the world has been found with its head and arms ripped off, just two weeks into its first American tour.

The child-sized robot, known as hitchBOT, was found damaged beyond repair on the streets of Philadelphia early on Saturday. It had earlier hitched across the entire of Canada for 26 days and completed a hitchhiking adventure through Germany.

Note that they don’t dare reveal in what part of Philadelphia this happened. From this I suspect that it was in an area frequented by People of Color ™.

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Buffett Says Stock Ownership Became More Attractive With Tax Cut

10th January 2018

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Still waiting for you and Bill to write those checks to the IRS, Warren ‘Raise My Taxes’ Buffet.

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Police Search for British Cyclist Who Disappeared in Israeli Desert

10th January 2018

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Just looking at his picture, I’d say it’s no great loss.

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Lair of the Magic Negro: Obama Presidential Library Images Released

10th January 2018

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The plans for the future Obama presidential library have just been released, and they are quite progressive, to say the least.

The library is scheduled to be built in Chicago, Illinois and will be within a stone’s throw of the University of Chicago, Jackson Park and the South Shore Cultural Center. The design includes three buildings: a museum, library and forum.

The library’s design and location has been a source of controversy itself within the Chicago community. The new 3D renderings for the park — released Wednesday — will only throw fuel on that fire.

It looks to me like a set from The Hunger Games.

UPDATE: Furious Chicago Professors Demand Obama Move His ‘Socially Regressive’ Presidential Center Elsewhere

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Cry Wolff! And Let Slip the Hawgs of War

10th January 2018

The chief advantage of the Wolff book for the DemLegHump Media is that it allows them to insult Trump under the guise of ‘just reporting on what the book says’. That will keep it popular until they realize that, no, it won’t ‘drive Trump from office’ so they jump to the next lilypad in the swamp.

It will be a best-seller for a while because there are a lot of people out there who hate Trump and this is $20 worth of confirmation bias, cheap at the price. ‘See! It’s right there in a book! Told you so!’ Ann Coulter has been riding the reciprocal of that wave for years. (Somebody get that girl some bacon. She looks anorexic.)

But in the long run it won’t matter. There were a spate of books that came out during Bill Clinton’s tenure about all of the chicks he boffed and claiming that the was running drugs through Mena while he was governor, and nobody remembers that stuff except for experienced haters like myself. Certainly Millenials won’t; when something scrolls off of their Twitter feed it falls right in the Memory Hole.

This whole effort, on Wolff’s part and the DemLegHump Media’s part, is still an attempt to play football while Trump is playing Call of Duty. Career politicians, even those who came late to the game like the Blessed Ronald Reagan, work within a structure where certain people’s opinions count and other people’s opinion’s don’t, and on that playing field the Democrats have been running downhill since Roosevelt.

Trump doesn’t know and doesn’t care what the Career Politician Thing To Do is. Those are conditioned reflexes that he never developed. He would make a great Bond Villain — you can never believe what you hear and only half of what you see, and whenever he offers to hold the football so you can kick it (as he did during the DACA meeting) it’s usually a good idea to give it a second thought. Watch the movie Where Eagles Dare if you want to know how things are going to develop these next three years. (Hint: Trump is played by Richard Burton. I’m hoping that Republicans can be as quick on the uptake as Clint Eastwood but I’m not optimistic.)

I have to agree with Scott Adams that the next President will be the biggest let-down imaginable; Trump is going to be an impossible act to follow.

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REPORT: Non-Citizens Commit More Federal Crimes Than Their Share of US Population

10th January 2018

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Not really news, but a useful reminder.

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Seattle’s Minimum Wage Killed the ‘Five-Dollar Footlong’

10th January 2018

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Your tax dollars at work.

UPDATE: Jack In The Box CEO: We May Replace Workers With Robots Because Of $15 Minimum Wage Campaign

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Thought for the Day

10th January 2018

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Meet the Woman Using CRISPR to Breed All-Male “Terminator Cattle”

10th January 2018

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Sounds scary to me. Women and minorities hardest hit, obviously.

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Republicans Illegally Gerrymandered North Carolina’s Congressional Map, Federal Judges Rule

10th January 2018

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Yeah, that First Congressional District looks kinda suspicious. And the 12th is right behind it.

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Jeff Bezos: A Day in the Life of the Richest Person in History

10th January 2018

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Get up, make money, go to bed. Easy peasy.

“You can change the world with an idea, but you have to think of it first.” — Simon Mendelssohn

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How to Halve the Cost of Residential Solar in the US

10th January 2018

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After 10 years running Sungevity, I recently completed a tour visiting solar companies in and around the U.S., Europe, Asia and Australia. I am pleased to report the residential solar industry is thriving around the world — everywhere except right here in the U.S.

The reason for this is startlingly simple: American consumers are being charged over two times more for solar than is the average consumer overseas. That’s USD $10,000 more for a typical 5-kilowatt residential solar system. The panels are the same — so what on earth is going on?

The answer: red tape.

Here in the land of technology leadership and free-market enterprise, American regulation has more than doubled the cost of solar.

This is why the Democrats keep shrinking. They want the government to run stuff, and (as the Post Office and TSA demonstrate) whenever the government runs stuff they suck at it.

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Professor Argues Asians Are Guilty of ‘Colorblind Racism’

9th January 2018

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And that’s the worst kind of racism there is!

An Asian American Studies professor at the University of Illinois says that interactions between Asian American students and international Asian students carries the risk of reinforcing so-called “colorblind racism.” Soo Ah Kwon says that students reinforce that form of racism in their attempts to reach out to their international counterparts.

I am not making this up.

“We problematize this schema not only because it places undue responsibility upon Asian American students but [because] it also renders the experiences of racial marginalization and discrimination invisible for international and domestic racial minority students,” writes Kwon.

God forbid that a schema go unproblematized. Women and minorities hardest hit, etc. etc.

Kwon says “colorblind racism” happens when people do not take race into account when confronting issues, which she argues is problematic because it ignores “structures of power that privileges whiteness and white supremacy.”

All racism, all the time. Got it. Martin Luther King got suckered by that one, obviously.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

9th January 2018

NBC’s Chuck Todd: Wolff’s Book ‘Reinforces’ Anti-Trump Narrative from ‘Entire Media’  As it was designed to do.

Joe Scarborough Complains Washington Post Won’t Publish His Trump Dementia Claim  It must really be demented.

Protesters beam ‘F*** Trump’ on college football national championship stadium before player appears to shout it

‘Roseanne’ star says hit sitcom returning to screens to hold a mirror up to Donald Trump’s America  Welcome to the Funhouse.

Krugman: Trump’s Admin Is Made Up Of ‘The Worst And Dumbest’  Actually, for ‘worst and dumbest’ I would nominate a Nobel Laureate in Economics who predicted a stock market crash that didn’t happen. Can’t get much dumber than that.

Scarborough Admits: No “Objective Evidence” That Trump Mentally Unfit  Which will not, of course, prevent him from claiming it.

WaPo Delves Deeper Into Fiction, Writes Fantasy Op-Ed In Trump’s Voice  They’ve got nothing real to work with, so they have to make stuff up.

Latest Fact-Free Claim From Michael Wolff: Trump May Be Dyslexic!

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New Onion Grown That Won’t Make You Cry

9th January 2018

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We have the technology.

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New York Dem Charged With Stealing Hurricane Relief Funds

9th January 2018

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Yet Another Crooked Black Female Politician. Seems as if there’s a lot of that going around.

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Trump’s EPA Is on Course to Retire Half Its Staff

9th January 2018

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Watch the swamp drain right in front of your eyes.

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Graham Wants Trump to Create a Pathway to Citizenship for Illegal Immigrants

9th January 2018

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There already is a pathway to citizenship for immigrants, but the current crop of illegal immigrants want to jump the line and be rewarded for it.

Yes, the current immigration process is in the hands of TSA rejects. Yes, it is one of the least efficient and frustrating activities by a bureaucracy famous for its inefficiency. So the answer is to FIX IT. If Senator Graham had put as much effort into fixing the current system as he has into wringing his hand over those poor lawbreakers who snuck in the back door and now feel that their entitled to free room & board, it would be well on its way.

Democrats see amnesty for illegal immigrants as a cheap & easy way to create a large permanent dependent underclass whose votes they can buy in return for Free Stuff at the expense of the American taxpayer. They’ve had a lot of success with black people and figure that brown people are their next target. I see no reason why any Republican legislator ought to be willing to play their reindeer games.

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Electric Corporation to Use Cash From Tax Cut to Lower Energy Bills

9th January 2018

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But you have to remember that Trump has accomplished ABSOLUTELY NOTHING during his first year in office.

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Joe Arpaio Running for Flake’s Senate Seat

9th January 2018

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This will be entertaining.

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Thanks to Tax Reform, Utilities Are Lowering Rates

9th January 2018

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But you have to remember that Trump has accomplished ABSOLUTELY NOTHING during his first year in office.

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Major Waste

9th January 2018

ZMan points out some inconvenient truth.

The one example I always remember was about a girl who had graduated from Harvard and was unable to find a job she deserved. Instead she was reduced to waiting tables (gasp!) and doing temp work in offices. The story went through her struggles to get interviews and her process of considering alternative career options. Finally she landed a job as a social worker for the city. The piece wrapped up with a quick summary of her story and it was revealed that she had majored in folklore at Harvard.

Whenever the topic of college majors comes up, I always think of that story. I’ve made a hobby of rooting around in the course catalogs of liberal arts colleges, looking for bizarre classes and majors. Nothing so far has topped the Harvard Folklore and Mythology degree. Our colleges are full of lunatics doing useless work, of course, but there is some effort to dress it up as legitimate academic work. There’s no way to dress up a major in folklore. Exactly no one has ever said in an emergency, “We need a folklorist!”

If I were running a business I would not hire an Ivy League graduate without a lot of investigation into his or her background. It’s just not worth it these days.

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Top Republicans Ask ‘Hillbilly Elegy’ Author JD Vance to Run for Senate Seat

9th January 2018

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In Ohio, in case you’re not the political wonk they expect you to be. They could do a lot worse.

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Thought for the Day

9th January 2018

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A Neuroscientist Explores the “Sanskrit Effect”

9th January 2018

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What we discovered from the structural MRI scanning was remarkable. Numerous regions in the brains of the pandits were dramatically larger than those of controls, with over 10 percent more grey matter across both cerebral hemispheres, and substantial increases in cortical thickness. Although the exact cellular underpinnings of gray matter and cortical thickness measures are still under investigation, increases in these metrics consistently correlate with enhanced cognitive function.

Turns out that rote memorization is actually good for your brain. Sometimes the old ways are best.

Cue teacher-union heads exploding.

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Thailand’s PM Leaves Cardboard Cut-Out for Press Conference and Tells Journalists to Ask It Questions Instead

9th January 2018

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I like it. It has texture, and scope.

Love to see Trump do this.

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Buffy Sainte-Marie: ‘I constantly ask myself. Where are the great protest songs of today? Are people deaf and blind?’

9th January 2018

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Oh, fashionable victim schtick not working any more? Poor baby.

 

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Sticker Shock Over Seattle’s New Sugary Drink Tax

9th January 2018

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Dude, you want to live in hipster-land, you get to pay hipster prices.

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Boffins Use Inkjets to Print Explosives

9th January 2018

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We have the technology.

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Snow Falls in Sahara Desert for Third Time in 40 Years

9th January 2018

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AlGore must have gone there on vacation.

Who’ll be the first to blame Trump? Clock is ticking….

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NYT: White Male Actor Denounced for Winning Award for Playing White Male Character

8th January 2018

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The nerve of that guy.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

8th January 2018

Van Jones: It Would Be ‘Global Emergency’ If 50% Of People Around Any Other President Thought He Was Unstable Yeah: If.

MSNBC Commentator: Trump Is ‘Particularly Hostile’ To Expression From ‘Women And/Or African-Americans’  The evidence for which is: Zero.

Insanity! Michael Wolff Claims I ‘Have No Political Agenda’  It’s true. He’s just in it for the money.

Scarborough Wants GOP To Force Trump Into Mental Fitness ‘Exam’  I suggest that we force Scarborough into a mental fitness exam.

Media Excuse Away ESPN’s Katie Nolan for Calling President Trump ‘F—–g Stupid’  She works for ESPN so I guess she knows all about stupid.

Harvard Professor Compares Trump Mental Fitness Questions To Communist Russia Tactics  Hey, it worked for their communists, why can’t it work for our communists?

Anti-Trumpers Literally Dressing As Snowflakes At NAACP Championship

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America’s Big Educational Problem: Running Out of White Children

8th January 2018

Steve Sailer sounds the alarm.

Since @ezraklein knows that the Constitution assigns black students the right to attend majority white schools, but we’re running out of white children, maybe the federal government should start a White Child Conservation and Breeding Program, like with condors and whooping cranes?

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Trump’s Interior Will Sell Land to Alaskans They Have Begged Decades For

8th January 2018

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And the Trump just keeps on winning.

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CNN, Hollywood Swear Allegiance to Oprah for 2020 President

8th January 2018

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That would be fun. Trump would wipe the floor with her. I doubt that Putin would be impressed by crying.

“People of America! Look under your chair….”  And you will find a HUGE tax bill. Yeah, that will work.

How would Oprah respond to a terrorist attack? Hugs all around, is my guess. No, thanks.

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James Damore Just Filed a Class Action Lawsuit Against Google

8th January 2018

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James Damore, a former Google engineer who was fired in August after posting a memo to an internal Google message board, arguing that women may not be equally represented in tech because they are biologically less capable of engineering, has filed a class action lawsuit against the company in Santa Clara Superior Court in Northern California.

His claims: that Google unfairly discriminates against white men whose political views are unpopular with its executives.

Damore is joined in the suit by another former Google engineer named David Gudeman, who spent three years with Google, working on a query engine. According to Gudeman’s LinkedIn profile, he left the company in December 2016 and has been self-employed since.

The lawsuit, filed by Dhillon Law Group, says it aims to represent all employees of Google who’ve been discriminated against due to their “perceived conservative political views by Google,” due to “their male gender by Google” and “due to their Caucasian race by Google.”

Pushback at last.

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Despite Frigid Temperatures, People Show Up Pantless on NYC Subway

8th January 2018

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It’s a great place to visit, but you really wouldn’t want to live there.

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Humpback Whale Protects Unsuspecting Diver From Tiger Shark

8th January 2018

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I want one of those.

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Losing Faith in the State, Some Mexican Towns Quietly Break Away

8th January 2018

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The road to this agricultural town winds through the slums and cartel-controlled territory of Michoacán, ground zero for Mexico’s drug war, before arriving at a sight so strange it can seem like a mirage.

Fifteen-foot stone turrets are staffed by men whose green uniforms belong to no official force. Beyond them, a statue of an avocado bears the inscription “avocado capital of the world.” And beyond the statue is Tancítaro, an island of safety and stability amid the most violent period in Mexico’s history.

Local orchard owners, who export over $1 million in avocados per day, mostly to the United States, underwrite what has effectively become an independent city-state. Self-policing and self-governing, it is a sanctuary from drug cartels as well as from the Mexican state.

How American.

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Ex-NSA Hacker Builds AI Tool to Hunt Hate Groups’ Symbols Online

8th January 2018

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Too bad the KGB isn’t around to give her a grant.

Nothing is so important as the proglodyte search for Heretics and Sinners….

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Hydrogen And Graphene Show Promise for Room-Temperature Superconductivity

8th January 2018

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Room-temperature superconductors would be a singularity-level discovery.

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We Need To Stop Letting Our Pets Get Fat

8th January 2018

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Or just stop having pets. That works, too.

First World problem….

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Tokyo Opens Snake Café Where Customers Can Hold a Reptile While They Get Coffee

8th January 2018

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Whenever I’m reading a science fiction book involving an alien species, I always put it down if the alien species involved aren’t at least as strange as the Japanese.

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Father Measures Baby Son’s Growth for a Year With Philly Cheesesteak Sandwiches

8th January 2018

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Some of us are very fortunate in our parents.

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Media Mostly Mum as Tax Cut-Driven Bonuses and Raises Pass the 1 Million Employee Mark

8th January 2018

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But you have to remember that the tax cut bill was a TOTAL GIVEAWAY to The Rich ™ and actually STEALS MONEY from The Poor ™.

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