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Archive for December, 2017

What If Other Professions Hired Like Software Development?

1st December 2017

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These are excruciatingly funny and (unfortunately) too close to true for comfort.

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New York’s Uptown Rats Are Genetically Distinct from Downtown Rats

1st December 2017

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I’ll bet you didn’t know that.

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Jimmy Kimmel Sends Redneck ‘Republican’ Prankster to AL Church to Taunt Moore Voters

1st December 2017

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Proglodytes never really grow up.

If Republicans had done this to a Democrat candidate, they’d be the first to clutch their pearls about the depravity of it all. But when Democrats do it to Republicans it’s Just Good Clean Fun.

 

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Taliban Disguised in Burkas Storm University Campus in Pakistan

1st December 2017

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This is why European countries are banning burqas, not ‘Islamophobia’.

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NHS Radiology to be Reviewed After Hospital Causes ‘Significant Harm’ to Cancer Patients

1st December 2017

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How about that government-provided health care! Don’t you wish we had a system like that in America?

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Roy Moore Blames LGBTQ People and ‘Socialists’ for Child Sex Abuse Allegations Against Him

1st December 2017

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A credible accusation which, under modern rules, must therefore be assumed to be true.

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Rising sea levels will swallow 14,000 US historic sites, report finds

1st December 2017

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Notice that they have no actual evidence that sea levels are rising, they just cross-referenced information about historic sites with ‘sea-level rise predictions’, all of which are bogus.

You’ll know that sea levels are actually rising when coastal property prices fall. (Don’t hold your breath.)

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Reverend Says Brits Should Pray Prince George Turns Out Gay

1st December 2017

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The Church of England has given up any presence of being a Christian organization.

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Emmanuel Macron Vows to Make French the World’s First Language

1st December 2017

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Good luck with that.

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Man Who Inspired Ice Bucket Challenge Dies Aged 46

1st December 2017

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Hopefully in great pain. People who invent pointless Virtue Signaling tricks ought to be shot on sight.

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The Knighting Ceremony: From Squire to Sir

1st December 2017

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This is the first time Ive ever seen a treatment of this. Modern knighting ceremonies, needless to say, are quite different.

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As the Pervnado Turns

1st December 2017

Eric Raymond is getting fed up.

As a tribune of the people Trump is deeply flawed. Some of his policy ideas are toxic. His personal style is tacky, ugly, and awful. But increasingly I am wondering if any of that matters. Because if he is good for nothing else, he is good for exposing the corruption, incompetence, and fecklessness of the elites – or, rather, in their desperation to take him down before he breaks their rice bowls, they expose themselves.

Yeah. Is there anyone who thinks all these rocks would be turning over if Hillary the serial rape enabler were in the White House? Nope. With her, or any establishment Republican, it’d be cronyism all they way down, because they’d feel a need to keep the corrupt elites on side. Not Trump – his great virtue, perhaps overriding every flaw, is that he doesn’t give a fuck for elite approval.

Which sums up my attitude as well very nicely.

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Problematic Women: Meghan Markle a Bad Feminist for Marrying, Giving Up Career

1st December 2017

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Anyone who thinks that being a royal duchess these days isn’t a career isn’t paying attention.

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ISLAMOCOPIA FRIDAY: What’s New in the Religion of Peace

1st December 2017

Report: Europe’s Share Of Muslims Expected To Rise Sharply  Not a surprise. Not even Muslims want to live in a Muslim country any more.

British volunteer fighting Isis killed clearing mines in Syria, say sources

African Migrants Captured By Libyan Gangs Were ‘Cooked Like Kebabs’

Pakistan Hasn’t Moved An Inch Since Trump’s New South Asia Strategy

Teenage boy plotted Isis-inspired terror attack with knife and hammer in Cardiff

Five Terrorists Are Still in Pretrial Hearings for the 9/11 Attacks. Here’s Why It’s Taking So Long.

Grenade Attack on Police in Uppsala

Mayor Stabbed At Kebab Shop For Supporting Liberal Refugee Policy

Video footage of migrants sold in apparent slave auction in Libya provokes outrage  Islam has no problem with slavery. Never did.

BABY BOOMERS: ISIS Wives Sent Abroad To Raise Caliphate Cubs

ISIS’s Fall Means Fewer Terror Deaths As Jihadis Adjust, IPT Analysis Shows

Pakistani family murder newlyweds over free-will marriage in ‘honour’ killing

Palestinians and Internationalization: Means and Ends

Radio Free Europe Versus Islamist Primitives

ISIS Supporter Planned Machine Gun Attack on New Year’s Eve In Melbourne

Gang Rape in Fittja

Greek Soccer Hooligans Start Massive Brawl With Muslims Celebrating Muhammad’s Birthday

Egypt mosque attack: Sinai imam vows to return and finish sermon after massacre kills 305 people

Egyptian TV Host Says Jihadi Attacks On Churches Are ‘OK,’ But Not On Mosques

EU Official: Europe Has No Strategy For Impending Wave of African Immigration

The Jihad on Sufism

More than 40 Islamic countries just met and vowed to wipe terrorism off the map  And if you believe that one, they’ll tell you another one.

Islamic State Advice on Attacks in ‘Enemy Abode’

Pakistan Strikes Deal With Islamist Protesters in Islamabad

Susan Quinn: Muslim Nations Organize to Fight Terrorism

Street Prayers in Clichy: Now it’s Leftists vs. Fachos

Pakistani’s Riot In The Thousands Accusing Gov Of Not Being Muslim Enough  Reminder for the dimwitted: Islam is an oppressive totalitarian ideology, under the guise of a religion, with which no co-existence is possible.

Cars torched as thousands take to streets in defiance of deadly crackdown on Islamist protests in Pakistan

Hafiz Saeed: US warns of ‘repercussions’ for Pakistan over release of alleged Mumbai attack mastermind

Pakistan protests: Reports say hundreds injured and army called in to restore calm after clashes with Islamist groups

British mother jailed in Iran thanks protesters led by actress Emma Thompson campaigning for her release

Egypt mosque terror attack: Egyptian officials say gunmen were carrying the Isis flag

Report: Egypt Mosque Attackers Carried ISIS Flags

Egypt mosque terror attack: survivors say as children screamed in terror, the extremists shouted Allahu Akbar

Kidnapped British couple tell how fellow hostage was shot dead after singing Amazing Grace

Egypt mosque attack death toll climbs above 300

Tehran Is Winning the War for Control of the Middle East

Isis beheads 15 of its own fighters after infighting in Afghanistan, say officials

Egypt mosque attack: At least 85 killed in bomb and gun assault in North Sinai

Egypt mosque attack – live updates: Explosion and gun assault in North Sinai leaves at least 75 dead

State News Agency: At Least 115 People Killed In Attack On Egypt Mosque

Nearly 200 Slaughtered In Egyptian Mosque By ‘Islamic Militants’

Egypt mosque attack: Death toll rises to at least 200 after militants’ bomb and gun assault in north Sinai

Isis in Egypt: What is their presence in Sinai and have they previously claimed terror attacks in the region?

Egypt mosque attack: Death toll rises to 235, the deadliest terrorist atrocity in the country’s modern history

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