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Archive for May, 2010

New York Towns Saying ‘English or Else’

13th May 2010

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Who knew there were so may racists in New York?

Oh, wait, sorry … forgot that ‘Hispanic’ isn’t a race….

Enter the New York Civil Liberties Union: The organization has asked the board to rescind the ordinance.

Of course.

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World’s Strangest Vending Machines

13th May 2010

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Greece and GM: Too weak to fail

13th May 2010

George Will puts the boot in.

To understand the pertinence to America of events in Greece, notice General Motors’ most recent misbehavior. A television commercial featuring CEO Ed Whitacre demonstrates the institutional murkiness and intellectual dishonesty that result when the line between public and private sectors disappears.

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The (Baseball) Pros Analyze Kagan’s Stance

13th May 2010

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Will we at last have a Supreme Court Justice who can hit off of a slider?

(Hey, this is more substance than you’ll get anywhere else regarding Kagan.)

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Political Wisdom: Conservatives v. Republicans

13th May 2010

The Wall Street Journal hits a sore spot.

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Wartime foods make recession comeback

13th May 2010

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Consumers are returning to old-fashioned ‘wartime’ foods as a result of the recession, according to a study of shoppers’ habits by MySupermarket.co.uk.

Spam, spam, spam, spam…..

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Bra that grows rice developed in Japan

13th May 2010

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Well, you never know when you’re going to need some rice….

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US Navy’s plane-hurling mass driver in tech hiccup

13th May 2010

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The so-called Electromagnetic Aircraft Launch System, or EMALS, is now under development in a shore-based test facility at Lakehurst naval air station in New Jersey. However, according to reports, the test mass-driver installation suffered serious damage earlier this year in a mishap blamed on a “software malfunction”. Apparently the “shuttle” – which moves along the catapult track to accelerate a plane to flying speed – went the wrong way in a test shot and smashed into important equipment.

Oops. On the other hand, had there been a plane attached, it (and its pilot) would have been okay because of the way they attach the launch cradle.

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A woman who was walking her dogs was kicked to death in a rare attack by a giraffe on a South African game reserve.

12th May 2010

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Can’t Wait to See That New Food Pyramid!

12th May 2010

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Remind me why the taxpayers are funding this crap.

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Postman stole so much mail he had to move out of flat

12th May 2010

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The court heard that Noga locked up his flat and moved in with his mother when his home became overcrowded with stolen post.

Who hasn’t encountered the problem of ‘too much stuff’?

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West’s outrage fades over Uzbek deaths

12th May 2010

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Five years after Uzbek troops opened fire on hundreds of protestors in the city of Andijan, experts say the Central Asian state has yet to be held accountable for one major reason – Afghanistan.

Actually, the one major reason is that nobody gives a shit what happens with, to, or among Uzbeks.

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Deoband fatwa: It’s illegal for women to work, support family

12th May 2010

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LUCKNOW: Darul Uloom Deoband, the self-appointed guardian for Indian Muslims, in a Talibanesque fatwa that reeked of tribal patriarchy, has decreed that it is “haram” and illegal according to the Sharia for a family to accept a woman’s earnings. Clerics at the largest Sunni Muslim seminary after Cairo’s Al-Azhar said the decree flowed from the fact that the Sharia prohibited proximity of men and women in the workplace.

Your future under Islam. Don’t say that you weren’t warned.

Of course, if a Christian had said this, there would be a media firestorm.

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Transsexual cites human rights in call for breast enlargement on NHS

12th May 2010

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  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably in California.

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The Judge in the Gray Flannel Suit

12th May 2010

Megan McArdle nails it.

But I do think that David Brooks is onto something when he notes that her relentless careerism, her pitch-perfect blandness, are a little creepy. Not in themselves, but because they’re a symptom of a culture that increasingly values what Brooks calls Organization Kids: the driven, hyperachieving spawn of the Ivy League meritocracy who began practicing Supreme Court nomination acceptances and CEO profile photo poses long before they took notice of the opposite sex.

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Wedding Bells For Limbaugh

12th May 2010

The Other McCain is on the case.

But that trick never works….

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Iron Manhood

12th May 2010

Steve Sailer reviews the big guy.

Herself and I saw the movie last night and had a great time. Just sayin’.

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High-energy X-ray confirms feathered dinosaur

12th May 2010

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Home-school is so popular, some are getting suspicious

12th May 2010

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I’m sure they are.

While home-schooling’s popularity has increased, the rate of growth concentrated in Texas’ high school population is off the chart: It’s nearly tripled in the last decade, including a 24 percent jump in a single year.

“That’s just ridiculous,” said Brian D. Ray, founder of the National Home Education Research Institute. “It doesn’t sound very believable.”

Well, perhaps not to you….

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Court Rejects Muslim Police Officer’s Demand for Accommodation of His Religious Practice of Wearing a Full Beard

11th May 2010

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“Six Absurd Gender Stereotypes (That Science Says Are True)”

11th May 2010

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I was explaining this to my son after we went to watch Iron Man 2, and my girlfriend needed to visit the facilities before we headed over the hill to go home. The human genome evolves…and it evolves on either side of a gender barrier. Just about anything that would come in handy when you go out to kill a wild animal and bring it home, men are going to excel in that particular skill. Anything that involves guarding a bunch of helpless babies from hazards as if you’re a momma bird guarding a nest, women are going to be much better suited for it. Going a couple of hours without taking a leak, obviously that’s our department.

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The Pizza Tax

11th May 2010

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You can figure out the logic for yourself just fine, right? Americans eat way too much processed junk, so their/our behavior has to be brought back into line by means of a special tax that will effectively force us to eat tofu, hummus, carrots and arugula.

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‘Hispanic’ District Won by an African-American

11th May 2010

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Readers may recall that Hispanic activists successfully sued Irving under Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act, arguing that the city’s century-old system of electing council members from at-large, city-wide districts discriminated against Hispanics because no Hispanic had ever won a seat on the council.

To settle the lawsuit, Irving was forced to create six single-member voting districts—one of which was heavily gerrymandered to ensure the election of a Hispanic—and two at-large ones.

The election results are in and the folks at the Mexican American Legal Defense Fund must be having a bad day. The newly created “Hispanic” district was won by an African American (who defeated a Hispanic), while the one at-large contest was won by … yep, a Hispanic (who defeated a white candidate).

The best-laid plans of mice and race-pimps gang aft agley….

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Judge Who Lost Pants Forced to Rely on Briefs

11th May 2010

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How about a Let’s Laugh at Lawyers day?

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South Korean millionaire advertises for perfect son-in-law

11th May 2010

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Ten candidates were interviewed after the advert was placed in July and the most eligible, a 41-year-old named as Mr Lee, was introduced in October to Mr Kim’s daughter, who works for a design company. The couple is now set to tie the knot on Saturday.

And that’s the daughter’s only appearance in the whole process. We don’t even find out here name.

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Mapping Ancient Civilization, in a Matter of Days

11th May 2010

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In only four days, a twin-engine aircraft equipped with an advanced version of lidar (light detection and ranging) flew back and forth over the jungle and collected data surpassing the results of two and a half decades of on-the-ground mapping, the archaeologists said. After three weeks of laboratory processing, the almost 10 hours of laser measurements showed topographic detail over an area of 80 square miles, notably settlement patterns of grand architecture and modest house mounds, roadways and agricultural terraces.

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‘The first trick in Judo, kid, is learning how to fall.’

10th May 2010

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Householder catches burglar using ‘Sherlock Holmes’ detective work

10th May 2010

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Sometimes the old ways are best.

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Mexicans in the United States are now more fertile than Mexicans in Mexico.

9th May 2010

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The Census of 2010: Bring It On

9th May 2010

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I’m waiting eagerly for the census form to arrive in the mail. Its arrival will give me an opportunity to comply with the “real” Constitution by committing an act of civil disobedience. Specifically, I will refuse to answer the questions that have nothing to do with the constitutional purpose of the census.

The Constitution authorizes them to count you. Everything beyond that is a violation of privacy. (Remember your Constitutional right to privacy? It allows you to kill your unborn child but not to tell the government all about your life.)

Of course, conscription (‘The Draft’) is unconstitutional as well (read the 13th Amendment some time), and we see how well that works when it goes against what the Crust wants.

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When a Congressman Says X, He Is Thinking Y

9th May 2010

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A friendly native guide to what politicians are saying.

X :  I will serve the people of this district to the best of my ability.

Y:  I intend to look out for my own interest every step of the way, so unless you’re the highest bidder for my services, you’d better start saying your prayers now.

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Why Do the Feds Reward Failure?

9th May 2010

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The Crust uses the theory ‘Hey, you screwed up. Let’s give you more money and power until you get it right.’ Since they’re just paying themselves, they think it’s perfectly reasonable. Meanwhile, you’re wallet gets flatter and flatter.

Aren’t you proud?

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Hay, That Just Might Work

9th May 2010

Read it. And watch the video.

Of course, it didn’t come from a Harvard guy or a multinational conglomerate so the chances of the government (any government) adopting it before I’m ready for Social Security is vanishingly small.

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Ebooks

9th May 2010

Charles Stross explains certain inconvenient truths.

This is a wonderful compendium of facts about the e-book business.

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Alls Faire TV

9th May 2010

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‘Oh, look, it’s like an event, except everybody’s in costume.’

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Applause, Please, for Early Adopters

9th May 2010

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And rich people, who early adopters tend to be.

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Pick a Tribe, Any Tribe

8th May 2010

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Enter Islam, and everything changes. I cannot be the only person to have watched, during the Muhammad Cartoon Crisis, a certain type of surreal discussion on television current affairs programs, in which a defender of freedom of speech and some self-parody of a Muslim hypocrite would go back and forth on the subject of whether we should be allowed (in our own countries, no less) to ‘insult’ Islam or Muhammad. Can anyone watch any of these sickening infiltrators try to argue away our freedoms and still not comprehend what we are up against? Can anyone doubt that if such people were in a position of power, there would be no sitting around the table discussing human rights when Muhammad was drawn with a bomb in his turban?

If there is a mechanism whereby principle steps onto the battlefield, waves its magic wand, and resolves these conflicts prior to the intervention of tribally-motivated actors prepared to use large-scale violence to achieve their aims, I have yet to encounter it.

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Does Conservatism Have Any Rule Books?

8th May 2010

Dymphna at Gates of Vienna attempts a response.

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Two Heuristics to Live By When You Don’t Know What You’re Doing

8th May 2010

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But if complexity is your only demon, I’ve got two simple rules of thumb to exorcise him. Here goes:

1. If you don’t have clear and convincing evidence that doing something is better than doing nothing, do nothing.

2. If you know that doing nothing is bad, but don’t have clear and convincing evidence that one action is better than another, do the simplest, standard thing.

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Iron Man 2

8th May 2010

Carrie Vaughn, author of the ‘Kitty’ series of werewolf stories and one of my Recommended Writers (see the list on the right), reviews.

Don’t tell me a story.  Make me freaking believe it.

And that says everything that needs to be said.

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A Look At the Progressive Caste System

8th May 2010

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Unfortunately, the left side of the blogosphere is in fact a caste system*, and the higher castes do not exist to break their own scandals: they exist to ‘break’ the ’scandals’ that are given unto them by professional scandalmongers within the Democratic party.  Which is why Markos is distinctly uninterested in covering this story further, to the point of not even bothering to update the original post (as of 2:30 PM EST, Thursday 05/06/10) with the CoC’s denial: it doesn’t fit the narrative, and Establishment Democrats don’t want this allegation explored further.  After all, aside from everything else it’s not actually true.

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How white are American blacks?

8th May 2010

Steve Sailer will talk about things that most people are afraid to even think about.

All this is pretty similar to what I heard from Penn State geneticist Mark Shriver eight years ago. He came up with about 18% white admixture in African Americans. The technology was more primitive then, but his sample size was about 20 times bigger. So, one-fifth appears to be a good rough estimate.

Needless to say, I love the guy.

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War Games: the Story of Aid and War in Modern Times

8th May 2010

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The pages of this necessary but contentious book burn with a righteous moral anger about the contradictions and tensions of delivering humanitarian aid in conflict zones. Linda Polman’s polemic is a timely reminder that noble intentions and humanitarian motives are often stretched to, and beyond, breaking point in the febrile world of modern-day war. She implores us to look beyond the clichés of humanitarian aid – red crosses, heart-rending dispatches from refugee camps, fund-raising appeals – and examine in detail the difficulties involved in giving aid effectively in such circumstances.

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Genetic Switch Could Restore Memory

8th May 2010

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‘I’ve just been down the gullet of an interstellar cockroach. That’s one of a hundred memories I don’t want.’

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Four Reporters Ejected from Gitmo Hearing after Revealing Name of Protected Witness

8th May 2010

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Having a few of them shot for treason might have a salutory effect.

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Supercavitating Torpedo

8th May 2010

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Ruh-roh.

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Goose pulling

7th May 2010

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Be the first on your block.

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Belgium analyses video threat over Muslim veil ban

7th May 2010

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That’s some fine Religion o’ Peace you got there, Abdul.

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Australia burka armed robbery sparks ban debate

7th May 2010

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Ya think?

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Russia releases pirates because they ‘too expensive to feed’

7th May 2010

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In the old days they would have been shot, not released. Who says the Russians haven’t mellowed?

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