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Archive for October, 2008

Iran Opens Naval Base Near Routes for Gulf Oil

29th October 2008

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I’d be more impressed if they had a Navy to put there.

“We have created a new defense front in the region,” the admiral was quoted as saying. “We are capable of preventing the entry of any enemy naval forces into the strategic Persian Gulf.”

He forgot to add “… for up to an hour.”

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Arctic blast turns large swathe of the UK white as London sees first October snowfall in 74 YEARS

29th October 2008

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Is AlGore in town?

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Socialist Warning Signs

28th October 2008

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Be the first on your block to give way to your inner racist by recognizing that, yes, Obama is a socialist, and yes, he wants to take money from people who earned it and give it to people who didn’t.

A cartoon is worth a thousand words.

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Jury Finds Sen. Stevens Guilty of Failing to Report Gifts

27th October 2008

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Well, they had to get Capone on tax evasion; we work with the tools we’ve got.

A federal jury found Alaska Republican Sen. Ted Stevens guilty today of accepting and concealing tens of thousands of dollars in free home renovations and other gifts, a felony conviction that likely spells the end of a legendary Senate career.

We can only hope. This arrogant thief has been a chancre on Alaskan politics and the Republican party for most of my lifetime; I thank God that I may live to see the day he goes to jail.

Next, let’s see if we can arrange to put Robber Byrd in the next cell.

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A Guillotine at the Obama Rally

27th October 2008

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Amazing how leftoids can get away with this shit. Oh, right, the media are on their side. I almost forgot.

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At the U.N., Many Hope for an Obama Win

27th October 2008

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Which, considering the history of the U.N., is sufficient reason to vote for The Other Guy.

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11-Year-Old Girl Set On Fire For Wearing Lipstick

26th October 2008

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Who did it? Hint: They weren’t Presbyterians.

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The right of people to collect wood from Britain’s forests that was created under the Magna Carta has been overturned due to health and safety fears.

26th October 2008

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The NannyStaters strike again.

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Breaking: US Attacks Syria in Cross-Border Raid

26th October 2008

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And about time, too.

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Obama-Loving Comic Strip Artists Smear Conservatives All Over the ‘Funnies’

26th October 2008

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But you knew that.

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Internet ‘speeds up decision making and brain function’

26th October 2008

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Not that there’s anything wrong with that….

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Counting some Orthodox converts

26th October 2008

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I know, I know, Inside Baseball — but it has a great picture of an icon of all the Orthodox Saints of North America, including St Raphael of Brooklyn.

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LA Times Hiding Incriminating Video of Obama with Radical Palestinian? Update: Ayers and Dohrn Attended Khalidi Party with Obama

26th October 2008

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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More Than 5 Million Dollars for Obama’s Greek Temple

26th October 2008

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The Obama campaign, in conjunction with the entire mainstream media, has been attacking Sarah Palin for letting the RNC spend $150,000 on her wardrobe, as she runs for Vice President of the United States.

But the Obama campaign spent 5.3 million dollars for that phony Greek temple in Denver’s Invesco Field. For one night.

Not a peep from the media.

Bias? What bias?

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Companies start competing for bailout money

26th October 2008

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Insurers, automakers and American subsidiaries of foreign banks all want the Treasury Department to cut them a piece of the largest government rescue in U.S. history.

Who couldn’t see this coming?

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Stolen artefacts point to lost Philippines tribe

25th October 2008

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Where is Indiana Jones when you really need him?

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Airman Shoots Burglar, Gives First Aid

25th October 2008

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The top income earners now shoulder far more of the federal tax burden than they did in the early 1980s.

25th October 2008

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Popular mythology to the contrary notwithstanding.

Any discussion of reforming America’s federal tax system should begin with the recognition that it is already highly progressive. According to the latest Internal Revenue Service (IRS) data, the top 1 percent of income earners paid nearly 40 percent of federal individual income taxes in 2006, compared to roughly 19 percent in 1980. Between 1980 and 2006, the share of federal income taxes paid by the top 5 percent jumped from under 37 percent to over 60 percent. During that same period, the share paid by the top 10 percent went from around 49 percent to almost 71 percent.

But Barack thinks that the wealth isn’t being shared enough.

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Relationship lessons, I don’t think so

25th October 2008

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Sometimes the old ways are best.

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‘Little terrifying faces’ discovered on broccoli

25th October 2008

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Well, I warned you.

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Lorries are to be banned from large parts of the Cotswolds because the fashion for satellite navigation systems has led to Heavy Goods Vehicles clogging up narrow country lanes.

25th October 2008

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The ban follows a spate of cases of lorries becoming wedged between steep banks or stuck under low bridges after drivers trusted directions on their satnav devices.

Highways officials at Gloucestershire County Council had also begun to notice surfaces on country roads never designed for lorries being worn down by extra traffic.

We have the technology.

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Fish should be renamed “sea kittens” to boost public concern for their welfare, according to animal rights campaigners.

25th October 2008

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A newly-appointed headteacher at a school in Cornwall has banned children from taking a day off to join the town’s 700-year-old festival.

25th October 2008

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Well, what can you expect from somebody named “Jackie”?

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Sexual disease e-cards break news of infection with humour

25th October 2008

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Reminds me of a card I saw once: “Congratulations on getting your charge reduced to simple assault.”

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Reuters: Racism Everywhere, Yet Sporadic and Isolated

25th October 2008

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The Ministry of Truth has spoken.

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Bill Ayers’ Terrorist Group Discussed Genocide of Americans

25th October 2008

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Just another guy from Mr Obama’s neighborhood.

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Distributism and Socialism

25th October 2008

Jerry Pournelle indulges in politics. Jerry asks the right questions but doesn’t always come up with the right answers. But his thoughts are always worth reading.

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Californians Voting with Their Feet

24th October 2008

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DARPA’s latest: a wrap that stops bleeding with sound

24th October 2008

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House Dems Want Your 401(k)

24th October 2008

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

Dogs….

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Flake blasts proposed ethanol bailout

24th October 2008

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U.S. Agriculture Secretary Ed Schafer said the federal government is considering outlays of as much as $25 million to help ethanol plants, which have been hit by volatile commodity prices.

Ethanol? Brass. Big ones. No doubt in compensation for the little teeny tiny ones on most of this supposedly-Republican administration.

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Future plane may be made of ‘buckypaper’

24th October 2008

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“Banana” has to be Code for SOMETHING

24th October 2008

The Hog is glad to be out of politics.

Last night I learned that “socialist” is a “code word” for “black.” I had no idea. I thought it was a code word for “Democrat.” And there’s more. It turns out “Ayers” means “watermelon,” and “McCain” is actually secret code for the mighty N-word itself. So now the networks will have to quit running McCain ads, especially if they refer to terrorist nutcase Bill Ayers.

When I think of socialists, I don’t think of black people. I think of spoiled white people who hate their parents and want other people’s money. I’m fairly sure the “code word” thing was invented this month. Correct me if I’m wrong.

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Britain’s ‘most important archeological’ discovery found in desk drawer

24th October 2008

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Must one pile on Jacob Weisberg? Why yes, one must.

24th October 2008

Megan McArdle examines the noise being emitted about the “death of libertarianism”.

To put it another way, society has multiple possible equilibria, and some of those equilibria are better than others. Removing the existing set of rules does not, of itself, guarantee or even make it particularly likely that we will arrive at a better one.

And this is the central truth about politics that progressives don’t even bother to deny because it’s entirely off their radar.

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Billy Ayers’ Forgotten Communist Manifesto, ‘Prairie Fire’

24th October 2008

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If McCain were to be a close associate of a white suprmacist neo-Nazi, how would the dinosaur media respond? And yet Obama gets a pass for hobnobbing with Ayers.

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Why You Hate to Fly

23rd October 2008

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I know why. Now it’s your turn.

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Bloodhound SSC: British supercar designed to break world land speed record unveiled

23rd October 2008

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Husqvarna’s solar-powered Automower headed to the US

23rd October 2008

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Put a 20mm mount on that puppy and I’m there.

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In the tug-o-war over abortion rights, are ultrasounds the next frontier?

23rd October 2008

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Ayers’ New Book: America is a White Supremacist Nation

23rd October 2008

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What is it like to get paid — and paid well — for not thinking? I want that job.

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Can We Declare Broadband Over Powerlines Officially Dead?

23rd October 2008

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US want ‘James Bond’ flying submarine

22nd October 2008

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The US military have launched a competition to find a design for a flying submarine, a week before the release of the latest Bond film.

And, once again, the private sector takes the lead.

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New Politically Correct Word for Dead Voters

22nd October 2008

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Now that’s comedy.

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Researchers say new state of matter could extend Moore’s Law

22nd October 2008

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We have the technology.

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Bulletproof hanky is life-saving accessory

22nd October 2008

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Cousin marriage in Iraq

22nd October 2008

Steve Sailer likes to poke into the dark recesses of Muslim culture.

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Did you know that “socialist” is a code word for “black?”

22nd October 2008

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Going Gray — and Making it Pay — on Turtle Bay?

22nd October 2008

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The United Nations, with a headquarters staff of approximately 15,500, is apparently relying on a battalion of retirees to fill important vacancies. The cost of keeping codgers on its payroll to do jobs that full-time employees apparently cannot handle has soared from $33 million in 2004-2005 to $50 million in 2006-2007.

In the process, the world organization appears to have been violating its own limits on how much retirees are allowed to earn after they take a U.N. pension, and how long they can be kept on the job. Those rules were seemingly designed to prevent double-dipping by former workers, or the filling of jobs that might otherwise go to full-time staff.

I’m shocked, I tell you, shocked.

And you’re paying for all of this. Aren’t you proud?

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PlantBot takes your flora in search of sun (and fun!)

21st October 2008

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Wonder if you can fit a grenade in that pot….

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