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Archive for July, 2008

‘Combat Barbie’ in Miss England Final

15th July 2008

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My kind of woman. Well, one of them, anyway.

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Everyone Will Be Lonely Eight Months From Now

15th July 2008

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I was startled to realize that stock photo and video purveyors actually create material in anticipation of demand. (I’d somehow failed to consider that stock pictures could be made, not just found.) These suppliers of the world’s commercial imagery are making bets on what life will look and feel like in the near future. Which made me wonder: What else, besides an ongoing technological dystopia, do they imagine waiting ahead?

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AP Photographer Takes Pictures As Taliban Murder Women

14th July 2008

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Another Reason Why I Don’t Fly

14th July 2008

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While checking in on a recent Northwest Airlines flight I was surprised to see they’re offering yet another level of upgrade.  Despite my stated preference for an aisle seat I somehow got booked into a center one on a 4-hour flight.  It’s one thing if none are available, but as I checked in I saw loads of open aisle seats on this particular flight and all of them were marked with “$25 Upgrade” icons.  That’s right.  The seat just to the left of my center seat is available for an additional $25 fee.  I wondered why this was the one leg of my journey where I couldn’t make a seat selection during the website reservation process.  Now I know why.

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L.A. Official Wants a Change of Menu

13th July 2008

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More nannystatism in the Land of Fruits and Nuts.

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Clinton Urges Governors to Nurture ‘Laboratories of Democracy’

13th July 2008

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Damn if the boy don’t sound like a Republican.

He sure can talk the talk, can’t he?

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The good thing about learning Spanish

13th July 2008

Steve Sailer‘s take on the whole second-language thing.

For example, even though India is growing in importance, it doesn’t make sense for Americans to learn an Indian language because there are 15 national languages in India, and everybody who is anybody knows English. In China, there are a number of wildly different-sounding dialects, and, besides, be serious, you are never going to get anywhere with studying Chinese. It might make sense to learn Japanese, since so few Japanese learn English, but the Japanese are creeped out by the sight of white people speaking Japanese fluently, so why inflict that upon them? Lots of 19th Century scholars in gloomy Europe fell in love with Arabic, with its beautiful alphabet, but America has its own desert, so we’ve never put much emphasis on Arabic.

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Times bowdlerizes column on Times bowdlerization

13th July 2008

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A column in the Sunday New York Times from the newspaper’s public editor Clark Hoyt is essential reading for anyone concerned with modern journalistic practices of taboo avoidance.

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‘Tax Eaters’

13th July 2008

Jerry Pournelle has come up with a great term — don’t know whether it’s original to him — to describe the parasites of the Overclass who live off of the rest of us: ‘tax eaters’ (as opposed to ‘taxpayers’). I love it.

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Muslimentalist

12th July 2008

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An ugly term for a false distinction. But the cartoon is funny.

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Genes that turn experimental smokers into addicts

12th July 2008

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Around 40 per cent of people with European origins have “high risk” versions of the genes, which affect the brain’s sensitivity to nicotine.

Well, that explains a lot.

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Lithuanian lorry driver sets up home in garden shed

12th July 2008

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And we think we’ve got immigrant problems….

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Anonymous 4

12th July 2008

The sweetest voices in the universe.

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Fiancee of July 21 suicide attack plotter jailed for helping him to escape in a burka

12th July 2008

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Remember that next time some Muslim whines about women being made to remove head coverings for identification purposes. Muslims are great at gaming a system that allows them to do what they themselves wouldn’t be foolish enough to allow.

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Microchip breakthrough could keep Moore’s law intact (again)

12th July 2008

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Man Sues Newspaper For Laying Off Reporters

12th July 2008

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Is there anything in the modern world that someone won’t sue over? If so, I haven’t seen it.

Of course, the guy involved is a lawyer, so he may be just drumming up business.

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Al Jazeera TV Idolizes Mass Murderers

12th July 2008

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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Artificial kidney enables “dialysis-on-the-go”

12th July 2008

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There is something very disturbing about this, although I can’t quite put my finger on it.

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GEF robot stomps even the most prolific air hockey players

12th July 2008

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Designed by General Electric Fanuc (GEF) and programmed by Nuvation Research, this thing has been able to crush any human opponent that dared step up to its 32-bit automated ways. In fact, it can typically score around three times as many goals as even the mightiest Earthling, and while folks have been smart enough to find loopholes in the 8-bit software, this guy is pretty much invincible when running the real deal.

I don’t know about you, but I’m thinking “air defense control system”.

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It might not be the speech-act you thought it was

12th July 2008

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You might find it natural to wonder about an industry that depends on deception to sell their products.

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Archaeologists to refuse help over possible Iran strike

12th July 2008

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After failing to help, of course, they’ll be the first to whine if any of their antiquities get damaged.

Perhaps we could persuade them to act as human shields.

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Stop Calling Elected Officials Leaders

12th July 2008

Randall Parker has an excellent idea.

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Desperate gangs turn violent to steal pet dogs

12th July 2008

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Things must be getting Really Bad in Britain.

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Sorting out the undesirables

12th July 2008

Steve Sailer takes a hard look at some recent trends in education … and politics.

One theory for why states and cities are raising their high school graduation requirements (Los Angeles now requires passing Algebra II to graduate) is that they are hoping to persuade their dumber students to move somewhere less demanding, and keep people with dumb kids from moving to the state in the first place.

The theory isn’t very plausible, however, because there’s little evidence that California’s politicians and educators are smart enough to understand it.

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$140 Oil — Cui Bono?

12th July 2008

Steve Sailer makes the excellent point that Iran, by threatening America and Israel, is driving up the price of the only product that will bring them in hard currency.

They may be crazy but I’m not convinced that they’re stupid.

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WALL-E’s ‘fattist’ satire angers fat pride groups

12th July 2008

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I can think of nothing more pathetic than being part of a “fat pride” group. I suppose that, in these degenerate modern times, there would be “stupid pride” groups as well, did they but have the wit to form them.

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Epilog Zing, your personal laser engraver

12th July 2008

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I wonder whether it could be used to engrave some sense on the forehead of Barack Obama, so he’d see it every morning in the mirror.

Probably not.

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Will It Blend? iPhone 3G edition

12th July 2008

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“What is your target market for the iPhone 3G?”

“Journalists who have to write about it, and white people with more money than sense. We work the same demographic as posh restaurants with rude waiters.”

“So you anticipate brisk sales?”

“Certainly. There’s a lot of affluent insecurity out there, and we hope to tap into that.”

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In Search of Young Mouths To Feed In Summer

12th July 2008

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When a bureaucrat’s job depends on him (or her) giving away money, then they’re by God going to find people to which to give money.

On a no-doubt-entirely-unrelated note, the federal deficit for this year appears to be twice what was anticipated. Just sayin’.

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A Baghdad Bookseller, Bound to His Country

12th July 2008

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Notice how, when the WaPo writes about somebody in a Third-World shithold, they never write about people who are actually doing manual labor — craftsmen, manufacturers, famers, ditch-diggers, goatherds. They always interview artists, poets, actors, playwrights, “journalists”, editors … or, as here, booksellers. If it’s not someting you can do downtown in a major American metropolis, they have no interest in it or anybody who is involved with it.

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Cat Faucet solves elusive cat drinking from sink issue, we sigh in relief

12th July 2008

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You may not think it was a problem but it was.

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US judge blocks gas drilling in Michigan forest

12th July 2008

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Forest supervisor Leanne Marten said when approving Savoy’s application that the project wouldn’t significantly harm the environment and the company would be required to keep noise to a minimum.

But the judge ruled the Forest Service didn’t consider how degrading the area could harm tourism, and said the agency did a “woefully inadequate” job of evaluating how the drilling might affect the Kirtland’s warbler, an endangered songbird that nests in the area.

Like $4 gas? Be prepared for $6 gas. And don’t forget, you’re paying these people’s salaries.

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Stolen 17th century First Folio Shakespeare recovered

11th July 2008

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Tourist Shot Dead by N. Korean Soldier

11th July 2008

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Tell the truth — we’ve all wanted to do that.

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Satanist father and Christian mother fight for Sunday morning custody rights

11th July 2008

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Organic-friendly Americans buy farm shares

11th July 2008

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Obama’s Money Class

11th July 2008

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Over the past several years, the highly educated coastal rich have been engaged in a little culture war with the inland corporate rich. This is a war over values, leadership styles and social networks.

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Mother prevented from taking own son to school because of criminal record checks

10th July 2008

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A woman was prevented from taking her own son to school because she hadn’t been screened for a criminal record.

  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably in New York.

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What gains from cap gains?

10th July 2008

Megan McArdle has the numbers.

Gee, when tax rates go down, tax revenues go up. Isn’t that amazing.

Too bad Democrats can’t count.

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Farmer uses oxen cart in face of rising fuel prices

10th July 2008

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Another stage in the campaign by the left to cancel the Industrial Revolution.

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A cyclist has died after hitting a Go Slow road sign.

10th July 2008

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Well. There it is.

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Government

10th July 2008

Steve Sailer understands the essence.

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What is the point of emissions targets?

10th July 2008

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Let us assume that Saint Al of Gore and the IPCC are correct in their direst predictions and that Lord Stern and his ilk are correct in their assessment of the cost of global warming. What possible benefit can result from slashing emissions in the west when India and China are committed to industrialisation and its consequential CO2 production?

A really excellent question.

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Nanoparticle Smart Bombs Against Metastatic Cancer

10th July 2008

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Iran’s Photoshopped Missile Launch

9th July 2008

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I’m shocked, I tell you, shocked.

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Student killed in crash had been texting mother

9th July 2008

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Darwin Award nominee.

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Cow farts collected in plastic tank for global warming study

9th July 2008

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It is certainly comforting to know that someone is taking action on this vital and pressing issue.

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Doomed to a fatal delusion over climate change

9th July 2008

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PSYCHIATRISTS have detected the first case of “climate change delusion” – and they haven’t even yet got to Kevin Rudd and his global warming guru.

Gotta love Australians.

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Bible publisher faces $60M federal lawsuit over homosexuality

9th July 2008

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Update: A more comprehensive explanation of the issues is here.

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Strange fruit: Golden raspberries hit British supermarkets

9th July 2008

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Needless to say, carotene is a valuable dietary supplement.

Needless to say, regressives call it “frankenfruit” and want it made illegal.

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