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Archive for May, 2008

Do unions matter?

13th May 2008

Megan McArdle takes a look.

To be clear, I do not object to the teacher’s unions because they have a union. I object to the teacher’s unions because teachers are among the competing interests that run low-income school districts for the benefit of the various interest groups, rather than the children. The union merely gives them more power to move value from children to teachers.

And that is the essence of a union. Whenever you see a union, you see a group of people who are attempting through politics to gain an economic advantage that they cannot gain through a free market.

Sort of like a government that way, come to think of it.

Or a street gang.

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Swiss couple on safari has close encounters of the elephant kind

13th May 2008

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Tell the truth — who, being an elephant, would not have done the same?

They’re lucky it didn’t try to climb on top of the car just to see how far it would squish.

I would have. But that’s me.

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Why wine tastes better with music

13th May 2008

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Perhaps because it helps to be soused when listening to what passes for music these days.

But that’s just me.

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New York Wants To Punish Criminals For Incriminating Selves On YouTube

13th May 2008

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It would seem that there is an IQ test in New York for running for political office — pass, and you’re disqualified.

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India’s Hindu caste quotas edge towards private companies

13th May 2008

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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US Reportedly Ignored Iraq Corruption

13th May 2008

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Well, they ignore corruption in this country, why not ignore it in Iraq as well?

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Lord Chief Justice models new gown for judges

13th May 2008

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Where have I seen this before? Oh, yeah — Star Treck, one of those episodes where Kirk or Spock or somebody gets court-martialed.

He looks really happy to be wearing it, doesn’t he?

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State Department Outreach to Terror Groups

13th May 2008

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And you’re paying for all this. Be proud.

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Washington Today

13th May 2008

Inside the Beltway.

Inside Politics.

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Facebook Can Be Fun, But It’s Also Useful

12th May 2008

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Lumeta’s “peel & stick” solar panels can blanket a roof in under 35 minutes

12th May 2008

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And about time, too.

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Electricity-powered Datastorm data transfer device is retrolutionary

12th May 2008

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Information is power. Who could doubt it?

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Nanohealing substance stops bleeding in seconds, vampires protest

12th May 2008

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Saudi Money for Harvard and Jimmy Carter

12th May 2008

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Money may not buy happiness, but it can rent Harvard and Jimmy Carter for a good long while.

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Young Saudis, Vexed and Entranced by Love’s Rules

12th May 2008

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And they can’t draw the obvious conclusion. None so blind as those who will not see.

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How Defense Research Is Making Troops More Effective in Wartime

12th May 2008

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Detox

12th May 2008

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Megan McArdle points out some common threads of “alternative medicine”.

I love the ionic foot baths that use salt ions and your skin fat to create lye while telling you that the disgusting looking brown stuff is “cleansing your liver”.

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Why Is The FCC Subsidizing The Least Efficient Providers Of Rural Telco Services?

12th May 2008

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(Is this a trick question?)

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Cost of thatching up by 150 pc

12th May 2008

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Oh, no!

Wait for the enviro-nazis to mandate it.

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Even more on the minimum wage

12th May 2008

Megan McArdle has been discussing the minimum wage. This post is particularly excellent.

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The World vs Burma

12th May 2008

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Consider this tough talk from UN chief Ban Ki-moon: “I want to register my deep concern and immense frustration on the unacceptably slow response to this grave humanitarian crisis.” The problem is, something is only unacceptable if it’s not accepted. So, eleven days into the unacceptable, we’re still pretending that the UN is going to get around to caring about corpses that can’t be linked to the American military or the Israeli Defense Force.

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Burmese officials selling emergency aid supplies in local markets

12th May 2008

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Time to invade Burma?

Remind me what use the U.N. is.

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Speedboat crashes into Scottish golf course

12th May 2008

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We have the technology.

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Iraqi artists and singers flee amid crackdown on forbidden culture

12th May 2008

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Pagan convicts allowed magic wands in cells

12th May 2008

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I am not making this up.

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Stuff White People Like #99 Grammar

12th May 2008

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White people love rules. It explains why so they get upset when people cut in line, why they tip so religiously and why they become lawyers.

If a white person were to catch a mistake in The New Yorker, it would be a sufficient reason for a large party.

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‘Short school lessons more effective’

11th May 2008

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Okay, new technique that differs from what everybody else is doing, and it demonstrably works —

Chances of it getting widely adopted: None.

Amount of time between now and when it is in general use: Approximately 100 years. And homeschoolers will have been doing it for 50 of them.

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One Hundred Thousand Dollars For Ideal Egg Donor?

11th May 2008

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I’d want to specify “No socialists need apply.” But that’s me.

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WARMING CAUSES FOODING

11th May 2008

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Great. When New York and Los Angeles go under water, we can move to Australia. They’ll have enough food for us.

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Palestinian Work Accident Watch

11th May 2008

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The great organic myths: Why organic foods are an indulgence the world can’t afford

11th May 2008

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Also, organically reared cows burp twice as much methane as conventionally reared cattle – and methane is 20 times more powerful a greenhouse gas than CO2.

Huh. Organic food is … wait for it … bad for the environment. Who knew?

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Economists who have endorsed John McCain’s economic plan

11th May 2008

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Yeah, he talks a good fight, but talk is cheap — can he deliver?

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‘My daughter deserved to die for falling in love’

11th May 2008

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Abdel-Qader, 46, a government employee, was initially arrested but released after two hours. Astonishingly, he said, police congratulated him on what he had done. ‘They are men and know what honour is,’ he said.

Though her horrified mother, Leila Hussein, called Rand’s two brothers, Hassan, 23, and Haydar, 21, to restrain Abdel-Qader as he choked her with his foot on her throat, they joined in. Her shrouded corpse was then tossed into a makeshift grave without ceremony as her uncles spat on it in disgust.

This in an Iraq that is supposedly suffering under the Iron Boot of American Imperialism. Where are Dick Durbin or John Murtha when you really need them?

Your future under Islam. Don’t say you weren’t warned.

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Lexicographical Longing

11th May 2008

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I still have my copy of the Compact OED. Wouldn’t part with it for anything. And the magnifying glass came in handy for many occasions, too.

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Tony Stark’s Iron Man Dream Lab

11th May 2008

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In Trouble? Hit the Emergency Party Button

11th May 2008

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Edible Antifreeze

11th May 2008

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The World’s Spookiest Weapons

11th May 2008

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Thefts Rise With Copper Prices

11th May 2008

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Oil Company Profits

11th May 2008

Megan McArdle thinks so that you don’t have to.

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The Growing Wave of Teenage Self-Injury

11th May 2008

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I think teenagers ought to be encouraged to injure themselves. Saves the rest of us some effort.

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Terrafugia hopes to showcase drivable airplane this summer

10th May 2008

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Lebanon’s Third Civil War

10th May 2008

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Holistic moms shun commercialism

10th May 2008

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And reality, apparently.

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Time to Invade Burma?

9th May 2008

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Invade? The international community cannot “protect” the Burmese people from a military government without employing military means.

And long past time, I would say.

The United Nations, of course, is not prepared to use force. So Burmese by the tens of thousands will perish.

Remind me what good the U.N. is.

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Steampunk Moves Between 2 Worlds

9th May 2008

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Can you say “Mystamation”? If you can, and know what it means, then you’re an old fart just like me.

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Volkswagen to produce 1-Liter car in 2010, should get over 200MPG

9th May 2008

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Aw, isn’t that cute….

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E-Fuel’s Micro Fueler creates Ethanol from sugar in your backyard

9th May 2008

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“You can make a mainframe / from the things you have at home.” Jeez, I haven’t thought about that song in years.

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Bank of America’s We-Don’t-Need-No-Stinking-America Patent Application

9th May 2008

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“Want to ship American jobs overseas? Ask me how!”

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Wilds Of World To Get Converted To Farm Land?

9th May 2008

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I can’t think of any place in Africa or South America that wouldn’t profit from a large influx of Chinese. Hell, I wish we had more of ’em here.

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