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Archive for April, 2008

Fujitsu’s WoodShell laptop: go ahead hippie, hug it

11th April 2008

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The Benefits of a Long Childhood

11th April 2008

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Filtering Communications So They Don’t Drive Us Mad

11th April 2008

Jeremy Wagstaff is always worth reading.

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Exercise Delays Old Age Fatigue

11th April 2008

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Too late.

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Nanomaterials Repair Spinal Cords In Mice

11th April 2008

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Some good news for a change.

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Texas Authorities Are Unsure Where Girl Caller Is

11th April 2008

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If, indeed, she exists at all. Wouldn’t be the first time “law enforcement” officials trumped up some excuse to stick their hands into something of which they disapproved.

Just sayin’.

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Proposed bill aims to set minimum auto sound levels

10th April 2008

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Perhaps they could adopt the old system of having a guy ride ahead on a horse waving a red flag.

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UN Tells Online Game It Can’t Have A Fake United Nations

10th April 2008

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Yeah, they might actually get something productive done, which would be mightily embarrassing.

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Solar System’s ‘look-alike’ found

10th April 2008

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Of course, this is from the BBC, so you’ll want a second source for the information.

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Bin Laden’s Right Hand Man Set for Life in Britain

10th April 2008

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  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here.

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Stolen Data So Plentiful, The Market For It Has Collapsed

10th April 2008

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I guess there’s safety in numbers.

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D.C. Will Centralize Security Monitoring

10th April 2008

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Just makes you want to live in Washington, doesn’t it.

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Allies in Congress, Enemies on the Shelves

10th April 2008

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It wouldn’t surprise me to see somebody run for President just so it would get them a book deal. I even have the perfect name for the book: “Doing It For Real”. You saw it here first.

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Washington Today

10th April 2008

Inside Politics.

Inside the Beltway.

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‘Breakthrough’ at Stonehenge dig

10th April 2008

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US troops to receive handheld lie detectors

9th April 2008

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Better keep them away from Washington; they’d probably blow up.

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Big Apple Safe Enough For Upper Class White Baby Boom

9th April 2008

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And about time, too.

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Obama Visits Billionaires Row

9th April 2008

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Wonder if anybody mistook him for one of the grounds staff.

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Docs in Drugstore Clinics to Provide ‘Urgent Care Light’

9th April 2008

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Here’s a thought: How would it be if you could depend on every chain supermarket to have a mini-Emercency Room, where you could go and get stabilized and maybe transferred to a Real Hospital if necessary? What would that do for the health care system? What would that do for health care, period?

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Losing a Best Friend Along With the House

9th April 2008

Jerk those tears!

Another example of the persistent drumbeat of the media campaign to use examples of personal irresponsibility as an excuse to increase government intervention.

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Opposition Says Mugabe Is Resorting to Violence

9th April 2008

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

Remind me: What, if any, use is the U.N.?

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House Staffers Livid Over Web Site

9th April 2008

The biters bit.

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EMT Paintball Sentry Turret renders your personal militia useless

9th April 2008

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Me want. Plus a supply of appropriately-sized fragmentation grenades.

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Bruce Schneier’s new view on Security Theater

9th April 2008

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One thing not taken into account is the negative effects of Security Theater.

For example: The hassles inflicted on passengers by the TSA don’t materially improve security so long as they are barred from doing the most effective thing they could do to prevent hijacking, which is profiling — indeed, they impose extra and unnecessary hassles just to demonstrate that they aren’t profiling and would never dream of doing so — so I refuse to fly. Some people don’t have that option, but a lot of people do, and many (like me) choose to exercise it.

Does this charade make life better for people? I suggest not.

But the reality of how we make security decisions begs an important question– should security professionals focus on real solutions to security problems, or just on making people feel better about security? Unfortunately, there’s no easy answer to this question. It depends on who’s paying the professional’s salary, what they expect, and how rational they area. At one extreme, any professional should certainly want to improve security in real terms, but delivering the perception of improved security may be a practical job requirement.

And there’s the rub. Far too often when politics gets involved — as it is with security and flying — being seen to be Doing Something is more important than actually doing something constructive, and the image is (to those who hold the reins of power) more important than the reality.

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LED Dog Tail Communicator gives Fido a voice

9th April 2008

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Perhaps it could be rigged to give doggy advice, like the famous “Magic 8-ball”.

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First Single Strand DNA Sequencing Demonstrated

9th April 2008

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We have the technology.

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400 Children Removed From Sect’s Texas Ranch

9th April 2008

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Law enforcement authorities Tuesday continued searching the 1,700-acre ranch run by a reclusive polygamist sect but announced there were no new developments in the search for the 16-year-old girl who sparked the raids by telling state Child Protective Services a 50-year-old man has married her and fathered her child, a spokeswoman for the Texas Rangers said Tuesday afternoon.

Guess they’ll have to leave then, right? And I’m sure that the Washington Post will be editorializing in favor of these guys civil rights, which have been so egregiously violated, right? And the ACLU will be parachuting in lawyers to help out, right? Right?

Oh — I guess not.

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Federal Credit Cards Misused

9th April 2008

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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Washington Today

9th April 2008

Inside Politics.

Inside the Beltway.

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The Diversity Show, Starring Michelle Obama: ‘We Need More White People’

8th April 2008

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That’ll be a first.

What a great t-shirt: “I was a token white person for Michelle Obama.” I’d buy one.

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Why is monogamy associated with economic development?

8th April 2008

Read it and see.

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As Price of Lead Soars, British Churches Find Holes in Roof

8th April 2008

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Hey, it’s not as if anybody is going to those churches for anything these days.

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Transsexual soldier to enter Big Brother house

8th April 2008

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  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here.

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Washington Today

8th April 2008

Inside Politics.

Inside the Beltway.

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JPost: Saddam’s WMDs Found?

7th April 2008

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The Democrats will still lie about it. But it’s interesting to know.

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Death of the Semi-Colon?

7th April 2008

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Leftoid rags are so much more worth reading when they stay away from politics.

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Did Obama Hide His Father’s Communist Ideology?

7th April 2008

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Was he even aware of his fathers Communist ideology? He seems unaware of so much else.

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Researchers crafting hybrid material to hasten computing processes

7th April 2008

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‘Ruthlessness gene’ discovered

7th April 2008

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Great news if true. If it can be detected, it can be screened for — and perhaps treated.

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How free trade affects thievery, part II

7th April 2008

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Old Cruisers Kept To Kill Missiles

7th April 2008

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Amazing how old stuff just keeps being useful.

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A Dose of Libertarian Paternalism

7th April 2008

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An oxymoron, of course, but — like the expungement of the term “liberal” by those who are of that persuasion — an attempt to spin statism as actually being something else. Don’t be fooled.

Invariable rule: If you ever see an adjective in front of a well-understood general term, someone is trying to snooker you. This is how the nice man who says “Pick a card — any card” is able to take your money.

Examples: Social justice. Compassionate conservatism. Social democracy.

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From the World of Modern Cell Science, A Long and Sorted Coming-of-Age Story

7th April 2008

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Learning to tell things apart and sort them into different piles is a key cognitive milestone of early childhood. It’s probably not a surprise that the skill comes in handy all through life and in all manner of activities.

Now, if we could just get people to PUT THE PILES AWAY, everything would be perfect.

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Religion of Peace Wants Geert Wilders’ Head

7th April 2008

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More than 25,000 raging Muslims turned out in Pakistan today, burning effigies and flags and screaming for blood, to show how much they resent being portrayed as uncontrollable violent madmen

Lucky for them they aren’t Mormons. Then they could be insulted with impunity.

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McCain/Rice?

7th April 2008

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Rice has always disclaimed any intention of running for political office, and of course the Chattering Class (to whom such a desire is literally unimaginable) just nods and winks and continues to speculate. How soon they forget Colin Powell!

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American Mugabe, Revisted

7th April 2008

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A rather jaundiced view of FDR.

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Washington Today

7th April 2008

Inside Politics.

Inside the Beltway.

We’ve heard of the U.S. Postal Service losing packages before, but not one containing human remains — in this case, the ashes of a longtime Washington-area resident who was to have been interred with U.S. Navy military honors last Friday at the Quantico National Cemetery. 

Guess they should’ve used FedEx.

“We did everything as we usually do,” a representative of Wilke-Clay-Fish said Friday. “We transported the ashes to the post office and sent them registered mail. I could not believe the answers we were getting from one woman at the [Austin] post office who kept saying, ‘They’ll be arriving the next postal day; they’ll be arriving the next postal day.’

“I told her a lot of good that answer’s going to do the DeKay family, which has a funeral scheduled. But she kept repeating, repeating, repeating the same answer.” 

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Rush To Build Private Spaceships

6th April 2008

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Be the first on you block….

The nice thing about silly people having silly amounts of disposable income is that sometimes they use it to buy toys that, by the way, advance the cause of civilization. Not necessarily a bad thing.

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Teeth Dentin Restoration Coming In A Few Years

6th April 2008

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We have the technology.

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In India, Dreams Unfold in English

6th April 2008

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When you consider that English is about the only language all Indians have in common, this makes perfect sense.  Between the fall of Rome and the early modern period, for example, it was impossible to be a successful academic in Europe without knowing Latin.

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