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Archive for March, 2008

Stealing Credit From A Baby

13th March 2008

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Well, if (a) the government didn’t require babies to have Social Security Numbers and (b) businesses didn’t insist on using them as unique identifiers (contrary to law, by the way), then it wouldn’t be a problem.

Moral: Government causes more problems than it solves. And we’re paying for it all.

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A Centcom Chief Who Spoke His Mind

13th March 2008

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… I see a lot of good that came from having a headstrong blowtorch of a man speaking truth to power.

And that’s why David Ignatius is an idiot, with an idiot’s cluelessness about how both the military and the government operate.  But read it and make up your own mind.

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Democracy Ascendant In States of West Africa

13th March 2008

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Or so the Washington Post would have you think.

You can believe as much or as little of that as you care to.

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Five Severed Fingers Identified as Belonging To Guards Held in Iraq

13th March 2008

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A reminder for the dim-witted: Islam is an oppressive totalitarian ideology with which no co-existence is possible.

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Kerry Lies…Again

13th March 2008

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I’m shocked, I tell you, shocked.

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Why Berkeley ought to be sold to Canada

13th March 2008

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Or, heck, we could pay them to take it. It would be worth it.

Next time a leftoid says “We support the troops”, watch for the nose to start growing.

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The Revolutionary Back Channel

13th March 2008

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Best line: “I prefer it because anything with 2.0 in it implies money; calling it a movement makes it sound more like people doing things because they want to.”

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Obama is perfect pseudo-African American Harvard AA admittee

12th March 2008

Steve Sailer makes the snarky remarks so that you won’t have to.

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Petroleum Feeds Patriarchy

12th March 2008

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A good regressive can find identity politics in the most unlikely places. It’s a gift.

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The Wii crossbow: for fanatics only

12th March 2008

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Health Care Costs Too Much, But Don’t Limit My Choices

12th March 2008

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Everybody wants good health care, but nobody wants to pay.

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A Boy Named Sue, and a Theory of Names

12th March 2008

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Shel Silverstein, of course, is the writer of the famous “Never Bite a Married Woman on the Thigh”. (And, of course, “The Cover of the Rolling Stone”, of which you might actually have heard.)

It’s still a stupid idea to give a kid an odd name unless there’s a very good reason, like cash-in-hand.

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California Regents Sue Animal Activists

12th March 2008

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Would that the CIA were as effective as these eco-freaks.

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Senior Coupon-Cutting Brigade Comes to Military’s Aid

12th March 2008

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Sailor Guilty In Murder-for-Hire Plot

12th March 2008

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Soon to be a major motion picture, I have no doubt.

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My So-Called Life Story

12th March 2008

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Truth is the first victim of modern narcissistic autobiography.

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Liberals’ McCain Problem

12th March 2008

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A Nation of Givers

12th March 2008

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Universities See Brain Shortage Upcoming

12th March 2008

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Where is Marty Feldman when you really need him?

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Stuff White People Like #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes

12th March 2008

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 If you plan on spending  part of your weekend with a white person, it is strongly recommended that you purchase a jacket or some sort of “high performance” t-shirt, which is like a regular shirt but just a lot more expensive.

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Kaus Truth

12th March 2008

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Is it ‘offensive’ to hit too close to the sensitive weak spot of Democratic race-preference ideology in a Democratic primary? I guess.

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GUSHER OF LIES

12th March 2008

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I certainly plan to.

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Franken leads Coleman for seat in Minnesota

12th March 2008

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How badly do you have to suck as a Senator to be behind Al Franken, even in such a pinko state as Minnesota?

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McCain and Conservatives

12th March 2008

Jerry Pournelle has an interesting essay on the subject.

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Constituent order, interview etiquette, and being a monster

11th March 2008

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Splitting hairs for fun and politics.

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Kuwaitis Supporting Terrorism

11th March 2008

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A reminder that these people are not our friends, just sucking up to us because they’re afraid of our common enemies.

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Organization of Islamic Jihad Will ‘Rebrand’ Itself to Fight ‘Islamophobia’

11th March 2008

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What we really need is an organization of Islamophobes to fight Islamic Jihad. It’s notparanoia if they’re really out to get you.

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Kwikset’s SmartKey gives lock bumpers a whole new challenge

11th March 2008

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And you can believe as much or as little of that as you care to.

On the other hand, watching a 9-year-old bump open a lock in less time than it takes with the key is kinda scary.

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New brain control development could help quadriplegics get around

11th March 2008

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And the hits just keep on comin’.

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Where’s The Line Between Personalized Advertising And Creeping People Out?

11th March 2008

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A good question.

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Salmon sperm used to intensify LEDs, grossify everyone

11th March 2008

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Eeewww.

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Energy Ad Campaign Targets Al Gore’s House

11th March 2008

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Rather harsh treatment for the guy who brings unseasonably cold whether wherever he goes.

I’m sure you’ve seen the classic picture from Time magazine of AlGore crouched in his lair, grinning like a loon at his three 30″ monitors (Macintosh, of course; must be avant garde), just like a 60-year old “my toys are cooler than your toys” geek. I’m sure he’s getting all that electricity from solar panels on the roof and wind turbines like Ed Begley’s.

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Islamist Forum Posts Instructions for ‘Media Jihad’

11th March 2008

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I especially like this one:

3. Form a group. This is important because a group always starts with one person. However, if you cannot find another reliable person – be your own group.

Sounds like an Army recruiting slogan, doesn’t it?  And then there’s this one:

4. Find out where you can purchase weapons, especially small ones that can be easily concealed. Buy as many as you can, but not more! Keep [the weapons] hidden… Do not take them out [of their hiding place] under any circumstances, until it is time…

Now we’re getting into NRA territory. And this one:

5. Stay away from demonstrations… Know that demonstrations are held for one purpose only: in order to give citizens the feeling that they have done something significant, when [in fact] they haven’t. The only exception is violent demonstrations, which provide an opportunity to use the weapon…

Kind of shoots the entire Democrat party in the butt, doesn’t it?

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Baptists bring beer battle to head

11th March 2008

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Now there’s an argument worth having.

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‘Name That Party’ Enters Day 2

11th March 2008

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The Red Phone

11th March 2008

Steve Sailer has an interesting illustration of how combining one silly notion (identity politics) with an entirely silly career path (sociology) makes for entertainment for the rest of us.

I have spent my life studying the pictures and symbols of racism and slavery,…

And there’s his problem right there.  If you only have a hammer, problems tend to look like nails; if you spend your life studying racism and slavery, you’ll find it crop up in the most unlikely places. That’s why they warn med students not to get too excited when they think they’re developing the symptoms of every new disease they study.

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Arabs and Iranians Might Unite to Prevent ME Crisis

11th March 2008

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And I might win the lottery.

You might not think it but Reuters used to be a news agency.

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Washington Today

11th March 2008

Inside Politics.

Inside the Beltway.

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Wayward Medical Records Sold as Scrap Paper for $20

10th March 2008

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Transfer: Send the Palestinians to other Arab lands

10th March 2008

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Except that the other Arab countries don’t want them either.

Would you?

The question answers itself.

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Convicted Killer Is Jailed in Slaying of Brother, 5 Witnesses

10th March 2008

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Records also show that Jessie Dotson pleaded guilty to second-degree murder in 1994 and spent 14 years in prison. He was released from prison in January.

It always astonishes me that opponents of the death penalty can sleep at nights.

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Ex-Defense Official Assails Colleagues Over Run-Up to War

10th March 2008

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Things you don’t even need to read it to know:

  1. He’s got a book coming out.
  2. He wouldn’t have gotten any mention at all if he were supporting what he’s now condemning.

There are some situations for which the word “meretricious” is clearly appropriate.

Also the word “whore”.

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The Amazing Foodscapes by Carl Warner

9th March 2008

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Some people have entirely too much time on their hands.

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Silicon Valley Tech Workers Flee To Safer Jobs

9th March 2008

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Well, yeah. All they read in the papers and see on TV is how shitty the economy is getting. Cry wolf long enough and people start barring the door.

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Managing: An Affair Of States

9th March 2008

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Takeaway bite:  “For months, teams of journalists and academic researchers dug into the workings of all 50 states and graded them….” Can you think of a more chattering-class mentally-masturbatory proceeding?

Were they using corporate CEOs or Army generals — you know, people who actually have to do this crap day-to-day — it would be impressive. As it is, it is merely sad.

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Clinton ad’s teen supports Obama

9th March 2008

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Hillary just can’t win for losing.

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Suit aims to lift campaign-finance donor limits

9th March 2008

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One in the eye for John McCain.

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Democrats creating enemies around the world

8th March 2008

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Europeans are discovering what Republicans have always known: The foundation of the modern Democratic platform is to sacrifice any possible foreign policy interest, ours or any ally’s, for the sake of gaining and keeping domestic political power.

Thanks, guys.

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Eat Locally, Ease Climate Change Globally

8th March 2008

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This is such a classic example of east-coast Brahmin thumb-sucker “journalism” that it ought to go under glass at the National Bureau of Standards. When AlGore writes down his dreams for his shrink, this is the sort of thing he would write.

Lest anyone think that I’m harshing the mellow of a Real Farmer, the author is identified at the bottom of the piece.

The writer is a food and society policy fellow and director of Appalachian Sustainable Development.

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Jerry Pournelle’s iPhone Experience

8th March 2008

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This activation sucks dead bunnies.

And there you have it.

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