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Obama opens up on society’s racism

19th March 2008

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Yeah, racism kept him from getting into Harvard. (Oops, I guess it didn’t.)

And racism kept him from getting into Harvard Law. (Oops, I guess it didn’t.)

And racism kept him from getting elected head of the Law Review. (Oops, I guess it didn’t.)

And racism kept him from elective office. (Oops, I guess it didn’t.)

And racism kept him from being elected to the Senate. (Oops, I guess it didn’t.)

And racism kept him from getting a book deal worth millions. (Oops, I guess it didn’t.)

And racism kept his wife from getting a 100% pay raise after her husband got elected to the Senate. (Oops, I guess it didn’t.)

Yeah, tell us about all the racism you’ve had to suffer through, Barack.

Are you going to be this much of a whiner if you get the nomination? I guess you will.

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Electrolux debuts intelligent “auto-focus” Inspiro oven

18th March 2008

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I’d buy one, if I could afford it.

Same reason I drive a car with an automatic transmission: Young people have time to fiddle with their environment; adults have better things to do.

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The Lord which was and is

18th March 2008

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And no, it’s not about religion.

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E-Voting Firm Threatens Ed Felten If He Reviews Its E-Voting Machine

18th March 2008

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But that trick never works….

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Arthur C. Clarke, Premier Science Fiction Writer, Dies at 90

18th March 2008

Read it, and weep.

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Some Psychiatrists Addicted To Prescribing Internet Addiction

18th March 2008

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I’m sorry, but I’m not impressed by psychiatrists. If you can’t measure it, it isn’t science; what they do is just literature using medical terminology.

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People More Easily Convinced To Spend Time Than Money?

18th March 2008

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Duh. Time is constantly replenishing, money only does that for rich people.

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Probe of Disputed House Vote Turns Into Long and Costly Saga

18th March 2008

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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Cox and Forkum EBooks

18th March 2008

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You want these. Trust me.

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The Rise of American Incompetence

18th March 2008

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We used to be the world’s most skillful entrepreneurs and managers. Now we’re laughingstocks. What happened?

You’ll find that the answer is “government”.

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Right underrepresented in press’s diversity

18th March 2008

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The press has diversity? Who knew?

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Eject Powerstrip concept gives your foot a workout

17th March 2008

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A good tool for us lazy folk.

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National PROGRESSIVE Radio

17th March 2008

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The problem with many liberals is that while they say they espouse tolerance, love for your fellow man, and discussing problems instead of resorting to fisticuffs, when they’re actually expected to “walk the walk,” things get ugly. To them, just listening to conservative ideas is akin to Dracula finding out about a nationwide tainted blood supply. It’s painful when liberals realize that not everyone thinks the way that they do: that there are unenlightened souls out there who don’t recycle, who go to church once in a while, who respect our military, and who don’t think that the sun shines out of Barack Obama’s nether regions.

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St. Patrick, Enlightener of Ireland

17th March 2008

Troparion, in Tone III

O holy hierarch Patrick, wonder­worker equal to the apostles, enlightener of the Irish land: entreat the merciful God, that He grant our souls remission of transgressions!

Kontakion, in Tone IV

Thou wast shown to be a true fisher of men, for, spreading out the nets of the good news of the Gospel, thou didst draw the heathen into the kingdom of Christ, enlightening with baptism them that languish in the darkness of idolatry, and making them children of the living God. Wherefore, we beseech thee, O holy hierarch Patrick our father: intercede in behalf of us that honor thy holy memory.

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Obama flew to D.C. to attend Farrakhan’s Million Man March

17th March 2008

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Wonder how he’s going to weasel out of that one.

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Rezko, Wright, and Alinsky: Three Aspects of Obama’s Chicago

17th March 2008

Steve Sailer is always worth reading.

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Hamas using U.S. weapons

17th March 2008

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Your tax dollars at work. Don’t you feel proud?

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Hamas Gets Bigger Guns

17th March 2008

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Yet More Trouble For Detroit Mayor

17th March 2008

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But he’s a Democrat, so they’ll have to drag him out with a backhoe. These people didn’t watch Bill Clinton for eight years for nothing.

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Stuff White People Like #89 Saint Patrick’s Day

17th March 2008

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A big part of St. Patrick’s Day is having white people feel particularly upset at the oppression of their ancestors that has in no way trickled down to them. If you find yourself talking with a white person who tells you about how their great grandfather was oppressed by both the English and the Americans, it is strongly recommended that you lend a sympathetic ear and shake your head in disbelief. It is never considered acceptable to say: “but you’re white now, so what’s the problem?”

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Mama Obama: A “Stuff White People Like” Hall of Famer

16th March 2008

Steve Sailer nails it yet again.

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Get your Gore 2008 Bumper Stickers Now and Beat the Rush

16th March 2008

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I especially like the one that says “Re-elect Al Gore 2008”.

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Cory Doctorow: Put Not Your Faith In Ebook Readers

16th March 2008

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Like most leftoids, Cory Doctorow is a certified SME in his own field, and more perceptive than most.

Believe what he tells you about writing, because real life backs him up; a good test.

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How to Make Convincing Fake-Gold Bars

16th March 2008

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Plumbing the Depths

16th March 2008

Fred on politics.

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On the Trail of the Cat, Scientists Find Surprises

16th March 2008

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Notice that it’s only female scientists who give a shit. Male scientists have better things to do.

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Baby Surrogacy In India Legal And Growing

16th March 2008

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Outsourcing taken to its logical extreme.

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Big news from the Arctic Circle

16th March 2008

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Nope, it’s not about polar bears. Unless they speak Na-Dene.

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Dallas is considers shutting off red light cams, since they’re working too well and harming revenue

15th March 2008

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You’ve got to wonder at a government that includes violation fines in its budgeting process. You would think this were the Middle Ages.

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The never-ending farm insanity

15th March 2008

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You’d think that farmers all had five votes apiece, when we know that’s only true for Democrat farmers — and their deceased relatives.

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Waiting Games in the Middle East

15th March 2008

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What’s potentially dangerous is that in some foreign capitals, leaders are deciding to run out the clock on the Bush years and wait for the chance to make what they hope will be a better deal with the next president.

Well, can you blame them? And just whose fault is that, David Ignatius? Perhaps you and your liberal bunkmates?

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Arizona’s Booster Socialism

15th March 2008

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Not to be confused with “boomer socialism”, which is a different gig that doesn’t pay as well.

Local governments have been so eager to engage in this “race to the bottom” of offering special breaks and subsidies to corporations who just might come to their community if the pot is sweetened enough that one might be forgiven for thinking it an immemorial custom. It ain’t.

Just once I’d like to see local voters say to, oh, a sports team, “Pay for your own goddam luxury-box-choked stadium”. Just once. Not a lot to ask.

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An Army Uniform Never Looked Better

15th March 2008

Take a look.

Actually, I’d rather get a closer look at the brunette behind her.

Is it just me, or does that blue patch on the beret look terminally stupid? The Brits put the regimental cap badge on their berets, which looks pretty sharp.

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Should America Have a President Who Associates with America-Haters?

15th March 2008

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Hint: No.

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Iran’s bad behavior blamed on Bush

15th March 2008

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Of course. It would be Disneyland over there if it weren’t for Bush. Who could doubt it?

What I find depressing is that so many morons reach general officer rank in our armed forces.

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The Inequality Myth

14th March 2008

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In Egypt, a Bus Driver Becomes an Organ Broker

14th March 2008

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Markets always emerge, even when you don’t want them to.

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Markets in everything: The Philosophers’ Hotel

14th March 2008

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 I hear that in the Parmenides room the mini-bar does not open and the Heraclitus room has a water bed.

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How broadcast journalism is flawed in such a fundamental way that its utility as a tool for informing viewers is almost nil.

14th March 2008

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Literature’s self-implosion

14th March 2008

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Food Crisis

14th March 2008

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Can you spell “ethanol mandate”? I’m sure you can.

Remember the Third Big Lie: “We’re from the government, and we’re here to help.”

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Lion Love….

14th March 2008

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It’s entertaining — to watch from a distance.

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Non-European PhDs In Germany Find Use Of ‘Doktor’ Verboten

14th March 2008

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A good reason to avoid Germany. If you need one.

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Global Warming Update: Winter 2008 Coldest in Seven Years

14th March 2008

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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‘Kristen’ Cleans Up

14th March 2008

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Next: Her cover of “Material Girl”.

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Stuff White People Like #88 Having Gay Friends

14th March 2008

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If white people could draft friends the way that the NFL drafts prospects it would go like this: black friends, gay friends, and then all other minorities would be drafted based on need and rarity to the region.

It is generally accepted that a gay black friend with a child  is considered a once in a lifetime opportunity – like a quarterback who can pass, run, kick, and play linebacker. White people will crawl over each other for the opportunity to claim this person as a friend and add them to their roster of diversity.

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Audeo “Think N’ Spell” neckband allows voiceless phone calls

14th March 2008

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I mean, who wants to do all that work?

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Pandigital teases your kitchen with HDTV / digital cookbook conglomerate

14th March 2008

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For the modern woman who has everything but is still stuck in the kitchen. A female Muslim, say.

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The subprime mortgage collapse was government-caused

13th March 2008

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That ought not to surprise you. The worst disasters in history were all caused by government action.

The crisis has its roots in the Community Reinvestment Act of 1977, a Carter-era law that purported to prevent “redlining” — denying mortgages to black borrowers — by pressuring banks to make home loans in “low- and moderate-income neighborhoods.” Under the act, banks were to be graded on their attentiveness to the “credit needs” of “predominantly minority neighborhoods.” The higher a bank’s rating, the more likely that government regulators would say yes when the bank sought to open a new branch or undertake a merger or acquisition.

But to earn high ratings, banks were forced to make increasingly risky loans to borrowers who wouldn’t qualify for a mortgage under normal standards of creditworthiness. The CRA, made even more stringent during the Clinton administration, trapped lenders in a Catch-22. “If they comply,” wrote Loyola College economist Thomas DiLorenzo, “they know they will have to suffer from more loan defaults. If they don’t comply, they face financial penalties . . . which can cost a large corporation like Bank of America billions of dollars.”

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Ghosts of the partition

13th March 2008

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It is not a simple thing. Muslims slaughtered Hindus. Muslims helped Hindus. Hindus slaughtered Muslims. Hindus helped Muslims. And the amazing thing is that the British — looking forward to some idealistic age in which religion just wouldn’t matter all that much — tried to act as if religion already didn’t matter all that much.

India is on the front lines of the defense against Islam. What they went through could be in our future. It would be a very good idea if we all familiarized ourselves with what happened then. If you can’t afford to buy the book, get it from your local public library.

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