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Archive for November, 2007

Where does Hillary Clinton stand on economic issues?

26th November 2007

Read it. Impossible to say, really.

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Huckabee, the False Conservative

26th November 2007

Robert Novak pulls the trigger.

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Hello Kitty gets her own automatic toilet paper dispenser

25th November 2007

Read it. You know it had to happen.

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Why Did So Many Libertarians Support the War?

25th November 2007

Read it. Well, maybe because Muslims (unlike Communists) are nutters? That’s just a theory, you understand.

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Bahrain Violates Promise to Bush Administration

25th November 2007

Read it. I’m waiting for somebody to document a case of Arabs not lying like rugs.

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Arabs Freak Out Over Handshake With Israeli Female Minister

25th November 2007

Read it.

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SF Chronicle’s Sneaky Comment Deletion Trick

24th November 2007

Read it. I wonder whether that trick works on spam comments too?

Nobody told me, before I started this blog, that the chief expense is tracking down the people who put spam links in the comments and then paying someone to go break their fingers. It can add up.

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…as a whole, our society is as willfully ignorant of basic statistical concepts as the Pirahã are of counting.

24th November 2007

Read it. And take it to heart.

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ThirstyLight keeps watch on plants so you don’t have to

24th November 2007

Read it. And don’t say we never tell you anything useful.

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The summit of the nerd pyramid

24th November 2007

Sometimes Steve Sailer comes up with some pretty scary stuff. Tell the truth: Would you want to breed from any of these people? I am not optimistic about our species.

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Guns and the Constitution

24th November 2007

Read it.

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Religion of Peace Strikes Again in India

23rd November 2007

Read it. I don’t even have to say anything, do I?

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So What’s So Bad About Corn?

23rd November 2007

Read it.

The Iowa landscape is a patchwork of corn and soybean monocultures, with about as much biodiversity as a bachelor’s refrigerator.

Now there’s an image you won’t get out of your head very soon.

And corn plays a starring, and nefarious, role in a recent book, The Omnivore’s Dilemma, in which author Michael Pollan reveals that, at the molecular level, Americans have ingested so many corn-derived substances that we are essentially walking corn chips.

And what’s so bad about that? (Read the book, by the way; it’s fun.)

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Saudi Arabia Biggest Source Of Foreign Fighters In Iraq

23rd November 2007

Read it. Saudi Arabia is exporting their jihadi problem to Iraq just as Mexico is exporting its poverty problem to the United States. In both cases America is left paying the tab. And people wonder why I’m so grumpy.

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Israel’s High-Tech Attack on Syria

23rd November 2007

Read it. Wonder what would happen if Israel ever decided to quit doing the heavy lifting for the free world?

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Three Words For the Next President

22nd November 2007

Read it. Actually, the three words I have for the next President are Cut Government Spending. But I suspect that, whoever he may be, the next President is more likely to listen to David Broder than to me.

And that tells you pretty much all you need to know about American politics.

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McCain-Feingold’s Wealth of Hypocrisy

22nd November 2007

Read it. John McCain has a lot to answer for.

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Former Iraq Commander Backs Democrats on Pullout

22nd November 2007

Read it. Perhaps that’s why we were losing when he was in charge. Ya think?

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Canada Sets Aside Vast Northern Wilderness

22nd November 2007

Read it. Mainly because nobody wants it.

I love that conceit, “sets aside”. From what? Are there developers just chomping at the bit to build condos there?

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Amazon Patents Net Present Value-Based Delivery Dates

22nd November 2007

Read it. Apparently Amazon delivery dates are set based on how much they expect to make from you in the future. I thought that Congress had developed this over a century ago.

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Can Silicon Valley Repeal The Laws Of Economics?

22nd November 2007

Read it. Hint: No.

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Study links WiFi with childhood autism

22nd November 2007

Read it. I knew it was good for something.

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Astucia SolarLite LED studs light up highways after dark

22nd November 2007

Read it. And place your bets on how long they last before getting stolen. Whoever came up with this bright idea never tried to put out solar-powered sidewalk lights in front of his home.

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The Rise Of The Writer-Entrepreneur

21st November 2007

Read it. Business models are mutating like nobody’s business. It’s a great time to be alive.

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The following is the first communique from a group calling itself Unitarian Jihad.

21st November 2007

Read it.

This was sent to me by a Unitarian, so It’s Not My Fault.

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Like to eat?

21st November 2007

Highly recommended.

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Telecommuters Are Happier And Less Stressed, So AT&T Sends Them Back To Their Cubicles

21st November 2007

Read it. I told my wife that AT&T was run by Stalinists, and she didn’t believe it. This is the proof I need.

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Krugman vs. Krugman

21st November 2007

Ruth Marcus demonstrates the remarkable propensity of those on the left to shoot their own wounded.

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National Labor Ruination Board

21st November 2007

Read it. Sometimes the system works to make things better, even when it’s designed to make things work.

That’s not on his copy, of course.

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Egyptians Not Allowed To Be Bahai Or Convert From Islam

21st November 2007

Read it. My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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WikiGoogle

21st November 2007

Read it. And the hits just keep on comin’.

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The Tragedy of the Commons

21st November 2007

John Stossel points out that Thanksgiving is about showing how socialism doesn’t work.

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Senate Democrats play recess hardball

21st November 2007

Read it.

 Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, Nevada Democrat, said he called the pro forma sessions because the Bush administration had informed him the president would be making recess appointments during the current congressional layoff.

What a great way to ensure that they never tell him about it beforehand again. Way to go, Harry!

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YouTube: The Jihad-Friendly Video Sharing Network

20th November 2007

Read it.

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I Like Ike

20th November 2007

Read it. Me, too, although I would still prefer Taft.

He is not known for any significant legislation, any major treaties, or for starting any wars.

Not quite in Calvin Coolidge’s class, but up there.

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What American accent do you have?

20th November 2007

Read it. I’m from Indiana, so I don’t have an accent — accents are what Other People have. Don’t believe me? Listen to the evening news. They all talk like us.

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Do double modals really exist?

20th November 2007

Read it. They might could.

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Global Warming, Inc.

20th November 2007

Read it. Think it’s about saving the planet? Nope, it’s about raking in the bucks.

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Turning Phones Into Computers Means They’ll Have Computer-Like Security Issues

20th November 2007

Read it. Never had this problem with Western Electric.

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Exhausted grammar

20th November 2007

Read it. Why must everyone pick on Shatner?

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Academic Corruption Index?

20th November 2007

Read it. Oh, this could be really fun.

Some academic disciplines are more bogus than others: Women’s Studies is not Mathematics. But as far as I know, no one has tried to quantified these differences.

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The Care Bear Stare Won’t Fix the World

20th November 2007

Rod Dreher has some inconvenient truth.

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Washington todayIncome Confusion

20th November 2007

Thomas Sowell is always worth reading.

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British Police Dhimmitude Revealed

19th November 2007

Read it. I’m SO glad I don’t live in Britain.

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The Truth About Anti-Islamic ‘Hate Crimes’

19th November 2007

Read it. Lesbians are disliked more than Muslims. Does that seem right to you?

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Moronic Convergence in Olympia

19th November 2007

Read it. Of course, if they’d tried this during World War I, or even World War II, they’d be behind barbed wire.

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Subprime fact of the day

19th November 2007

Read it. Makes you wonder what all the heavy breathing is about.

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Talking Back to Prozac

19th November 2007

Read it. A depressing prospect for an ambitious sheep.

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Philadelphia Gives Boy Scouts Ultimatum

19th November 2007

Read it. I guess homosexuals are more important than Boy Scouts. Who knew?

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Mexicans Ask Where Flood Aid Went

19th November 2007

Read it. Where do you think?

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