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Archive for September, 2007

Short on Labor, Farmers in U.S. Shift to Mexico

5th September 2007

Read it. Well, that ought to please the tree-huggers.

This would seem to solve all the problems involved in the illegal-immigration issue: Mexicans stay in Mexico and get good-paying jobs, they don’t have to pay California prices so they live better, and Americans get the produce they want. Win-win all the way around.

Of course, the Times, being the Times, has to whine about the potential loss of “supporting” jobs in the U.S. — but I suspect this really reflects the fears of their political patrons regarding loss of tax revenue. There’s nothing to prevent the people in these “supporting” jobs from moving to Mexico, too, and taking advantage of the lower cost of living.

Hey, they could start insisting that the Mexican government start printing everything in English as well as Spanish. Well, it’s only fair.

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Is carbon-offsetting just eco-enslavement?

5th September 2007

Read it. And, of course, it’s all about the children.

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Admit It. You Love It. It Matters.

5th September 2007

Read it. Well, no, it doesn’t matter, but it is entertaining.

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Parsing Miss Upton

5th September 2007

Read it. This is fascinating. Even with a tofu-brained beauty contestant, we have the technology.

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Ketchup Economics

5th September 2007

Read it. I’ll bet you didn’t know that there were “ketchup economists”.

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The Return of Toilet Man

5th September 2007

Read it. AlGore is not alone.

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Murtha shows an appetite for pork

5th September 2007

Read it. Boy, I’m sure surprised. Aren’t you surprised?

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Japanese scientists make breakthrough in space-based laser power

4th September 2007

Read it. Star Wars missile defense here we come.

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How Much Cash Is In Your Wallet? Why?

4th September 2007

Read it. I’ve always thought that debit cards took care of that.

Tyler Cowan has his own take on it.

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The Star-Wars Fantasy

4th September 2007

Read it. No surprises, but it’s still disappointing.

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Chicago cop chases down gunman on Segway

4th September 2007

Read it. White & nerdy.

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Facts about milk

4th September 2007

Read it. In case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Lebanon Kills Hundreds, Destroys Camp, World Yawns

4th September 2007

Read it. So if we hire the Lebanese Army to take over in Iraq….

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Prize Insurance Puts A Price On Conventional Wisdom

4th September 2007

Read it. What, you mean that people betting on stuff is a better predictor than experts? Shocking, I tell you.

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Whose Treasure Is It Really?

4th September 2007

Read it. I guess we can’t say that progs don’t have any historical memory — their ability to hang on to a grudge exceeds that of a pit bull.

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Why Liberals Are Turning on Ted Kennedy

4th September 2007

Read it. Some good news for a change.

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When Bacteria Transfer Genes to Invertebrates and Spread From There

3rd September 2007

Read it. More evidence that evolution isn’t a theory but a fact.

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Replacement Heart Valves Grown From Own Cells In 5 Years?

3rd September 2007

Read it. This stuff is getting seriously astonishing.

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Transparent Toaster gives you clear view of bread’s crispiness

3rd September 2007

Read it. Now this is downright clever.

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The unfairness of splitting the bill

3rd September 2007

Read it. Part three of an economist in foodie land.

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Solar Bottle solar-powered water purification bottle kills germs dead

3rd September 2007

Read it. More and more useful things are becoming solar-powered.

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Bjorn Lomborg Expects Global Warming To Increase Life Expectancies

3rd September 2007

Read it. I knew it — AlGore is trying to kill poor people in order to make life easier for him and his rich friends.

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North Korea Agrees to Abandon Nukes

2nd September 2007

Read it. Think anybody will count this as a win for the Bush administration? If so, I’ve got a used bridge in Minneapolis I’d like to sell you. Note the headlines it’s getting in the major media.

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High Intensity Ultrasound Seals Bleeding Lung

2nd September 2007

Read it. An interesting development, potentially of great value.

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Calvin College duo creates cheap, portable supercomputer

2nd September 2007

Read it. I can see multiple garage-studio versions of “Lord of the Rings” in my future.

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Power to the People: Run Your House on a Prius

2nd September 2007

Read it. Sometimes the Law of Unintended Consequences works in your favor.

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The Illiberal College

2nd September 2007

Read it. Dartmouth is a poster child for what is happening to our educational system.

One of the more momentous cases in Supreme Court history, Dartmouth College v. Woodward (1819), involved an attempt by the state of New Hampshire to wrest control of the privately chartered school from its board of trustees. But a corporate charter like Dartmouth’s, the Marshall Court ruled, is the same as a private contract; the state could not simply annex the school.

Nowadays, of course, it wouldn’t be a problem — they’d just say they wanted to use it for something more socially useful, like low-income housing.

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Inequality of Splitting the Bill

2nd September 2007

Read it. This is what happens when you let economists eat out.

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Greatest Classical CD covers EVER?

2nd September 2007

Read it. Be prepared to laugh.

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Marginal Foodie

2nd September 2007

A new and interesting blog, of possible interest to at least one person who reads here.

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Your Money & Your Brain

2nd September 2007

Read it. Tyler Cowan is not afraid to ask the hard questions:

What does it really mean if some part of your brain lights up?  Who really knows?

Who indeed?

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Le Musée du Fumeur

2nd September 2007

Read it. The French get with the program — and have difficulties Letting Go.

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Resveratrol Reduces Prostate Cancer In Mice

2nd September 2007

Read it. Have you ever noticed that rodents get all of the good meds?

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Fleethorse’s Naturcar: sometimes one horsepower is all you need

2nd September 2007

Read it. I can see AlGore as an “early adopter” of this technology.

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Cheap Climate Engineering Could Cool Earth 2 Degrees Celsius

2nd September 2007

Read it. An interesting notion — it’ll never happen, but an interesting notion nevertheless.

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Statistical analysis moons the bull

2nd September 2007

Mencius Moldbug. For those who listen to modern music, “FT” meand “Financial Times”, the British equivalent of the Wall Street Journal if the Wall Street Journal were run by Democrats.

Although focused on financial markets (which some consider boring), this piece actually has some interesting things to say about life:

If our esteemed professor were actually to establish a prediction market in which people could make actual money by predicting Supreme Court decisions, he could actually pit the best models against the best experts, as selected not by his secretary, but by an adaptive system which rewards success and punishes failure. Heck, if he has a good model, he could actually make some scratch in the game. Maybe he could even detach himself from the Official Tit.

Now how can you resist reading anything written by someone who can write that?

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Denied tenure, DePaul professor planning protests

2nd September 2007

Read it. Only an idiot would believe that being left-wing will lead to being denied anything at any college these days. Unfortunately, we have many idiot judges, so there’s no telling where this will lead.

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Third iPhone software SIM unlock team claims September 1st release

1st September 2007

Read it. And the hits just keep on comin’.

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What we’re really interested in

1st September 2007

Steve Sailer is always worth reading, not the least because I often agree with him. 😀

I’m not even sure where Huckabee is from. I think it’s that state, you know, the one you drive through to get to that other state.

It’s the one that people do their damnedest to get out of. You’ll notice that neither Bill nor Hillary live there any more. Can’t say that I blame them.

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Mr. Rodgers Goes to Dartmouth

1st September 2007

Read it. Useless people, when exposed to useful people, feel bad, and share.

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I Will Live to Be 87

1st September 2007

Read it. The applet itself is pretty entertaining. I like the little picture of me with a fairly accurate representation of my spare tire. Bryan’s right, though — actuarial predictions based on current data are like CBO estimates: they’re static rather than dynamic, and therefore systematically biased.

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The Sociology of RPGs: A Case Study in Cultural Growth

1st September 2007

Read it. The concept of PhD economists at GenCon just boggles my mind.

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This Is How Liberals Think

1st September 2007

Read it. Using the term loosely, of course.

You’re a liberal. You’ve identified a problem — the massive loss of manufacturing jobs in the United States; a net loss of 4.6 million jobs over the last 20 years. You’ve even done a decent job of identifying the causes of the problem: “Companies lose market share to foreign low-cost producers . . . or move their operations overseas in search of lower wages . . . or apply production techniques that require fewer workers.”

So, what’s your solution? Measures like reducing taxes and regulation to make U.S. manufacturers more competitive, perhaps? Of course not! Remember, you’re a liberal. No, your solution is what you yourself describe as a “massive” new welfare program for affected workers and communities that will contribute to making U.S. manufacturers even less competitive and destroy even more jobs!

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Michigan: Cleared in Terrorism Case, He Sues Prosecutor

1st September 2007

Read it. And rightly so — a clear case of prosecutorial misconduct. As we saw in the Nifong case, prosecutors have a lot of leeway in the cases they bring and far too often abuse it.

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People Who Never Had A Personal Trainer

1st September 2007

Napoleon Bonaparte.

Charlemagne.

Julius Caesar.

Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Ronald Reagan.

Karl Marx.

Mother Theresa.

etc.

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Democratic Vistas

1st September 2007

Read it. Nick Gillespie is a wingnut libertarian, so this is a pretty good read.

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Starting Over

1st September 2007

Read it. The RSS slug for this story reveals the general tone:

What would happen if earth’s most invasive species — humans — were wiped out?

But it’s still worth reading. Unfortunately it doesn’t address the chief effect of humans being wiped out, which is that THERE WOULDN’T BE ANYBODY AROUND TO CARE, including the pain-in-the-ass environmentalists. Honestly, why these people don’t practice their principles and reduce the human impact on the planet by just killing themselves, I don’t know.

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Subprime Time

1st September 2007

Read it. A useful look at the real estate situation, and a good illustration of the general principle that when clever financial people attempt to justify their clever ways of making pots of money for themselves by claiming that it’s “socially useful”, the consequent social pressure quickly redlines that new clever thing and the public eventually gets left holding the bag. (Think “savings and loan fiasco”.)

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The Way Forward

1st September 2007

Safire pursues the latest buzzwords into the underbrush.

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The Next Killer App: Telepresence may come to your house next year.

1st September 2007

Cringely always has good stuff, but I’m not sure about the applicability of this for the home; it would appear not to be cost-effective. But, of course, as we all know, what’s not cost-effective today may be dirt cheap and in everyone’s pocket in five years. So we’ll see.

I’ve long thought that we now have the technology available to us to do sort of semi-telecommuting, where a company has, instead of a lot of people in one central location, a bunch of small offices spotted around a metropolitan area (like DFW?) more central to where employees are likely to live.

Say a company has employees who live in Plano, Irving, Carrollton, and Arlington; have four small offices in each city in the little office complexes that are everywhere these days, and people just go to the nearest one as their work site.

Everybody uses e-mail and IM and conference calls these days anyway; in a high-tech company it’s just as easy to ship bytes across town as down the hall. Not only would this dramatically reduce commute times (making the employees happier and the environmentalists happier), but it would reduce the prospects of some disaster like a fire or a hurricane or a power outage killing the entire company’s productivity.

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