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Breaking: Big Election Upset in Australia

18th May 2019

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Australia held a national election yesterday which all of the polls predicted for weeks would be won handily by the Labour Party. The ruling Liberal Party (which is the conservative party in Australian politics because they still understand the historic meaning of liberalism) has been on office for over a decade, and had struggled as ruling parties often do when they grow stale in office. In fact leadership struggles within the Liberal Party had left it in chaos heading into the election campaign. The pollsters and the media called it an “unlosable election” for Labour.

But in a stunning upset, the Liberal Party has won the election. It sounds a lot like our 2016 election, no? Apparently lots of voters told the pollsters one thing, but voted differently in the voting booth.

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The Fusion Reactor Next Door

18th May 2019

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Fusion will be very nice, once they get it to work.

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Amazon Jumps Into Freight Brokerage

18th May 2019

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Amazon.com has jumped into the market of the third-party logistics broker, roiling the waters and raising concern that the Seattle-based e-commerce giant could disrupt the freight industry forever and indelibly.

Amazon’s new freight-hauling site — located at freight.Amazon.com — has been up and running since August 2018, but it went largely unnoticed by media until early May, when The Wall Street Journal and others reported on Amazon’s entry into the market. Reports noted Amazon was offering “beta service” full truckload hauling in dry vans. The service is available for pickups in Connecticut, Maryland, New Jersey, New York and Pennsylvania.

A tentacle here, a tentacle there,
Jeff Bezos brings you into his lair….

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Non-Citizens Commit 42% of Federal Crimes, Despite Being Only 7% of US Population

17th May 2019

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For 2017, data from the U.S. Census Bureau’s American Community Survey shows non-citizens comprise about 7 percent of the country’s population, but the 2018 Annual Report and Sourcebook of Federal Sentencing Statistics shows they committed more than 40 percent of all federal crimes.

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White House Creates Tool to Report Tech Censorship

16th May 2019

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The White House has announced a new system that gives Americans the power to call out foul play by tech companies.

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Incognito No More: Publishers Close Loopholes as Paywall Blockers Emerge

16th May 2019

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Outline no longer works for some sites, like the New York Times and the  Wall Stdreet Journal.

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Flying Car Company Lilium Completes First Unmanned Test Flight

16th May 2019

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Meet George Jetson….

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Cambridge Scientists Create World’s First Living Organism With Fully Redesigned DNA

15th May 2019

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Usually a Voice of the Crust like The Guardian go all hair-on-fire about things like this. I’m curious as to why they didn’t do that here.

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Cancer Could Become Long-Term ‘Manageable’ Condition With New Class of ‘Anti-Evolution’ Drugs

15th May 2019

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The multidrug “herding” technique, which forces cancer DNA to adapt to one treatment by developing weaknesses against others, could become an “effective cure”, ICR scientists said.

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What’s So Special About Human Screams? Ask a Screamologist

15th May 2019

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To study screams is to probe the fuzzy boundary that separates humans from the rest of the animal kingdom. It is a way to explore our prelinguistic past. Although we are fully symbolic creatures today, on occasion a trace of our primal selves bubbles to the surface in the form of a scream. Understanding its characteristics could improve the treatment of nonverbal patients, help fight crime, or simply make movies more frightening. But first scientists need to explain what makes a scream, a scream.

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The Blue-Collar Jobs Boom Nobody Seems to Notice (Because It’s Happening Under Trump)

15th May 2019

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Idaho Repeals Its Regulatory Code

15th May 2019

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Something rather remarkable just happened in Idaho. The state legislature opted to—in essence—repeal the entire state regulatory code. The cause may have been dysfunction across legislative chambers, but the result is serendipitous. A new governor is presented with an unprecedented opportunity to repeal an outdated and burdensome regulatory code and replace it with a more streamlined and sensible set of rules. Other states should be paying close attention.

The situation came about due to the somewhat unconventional nature of Idaho’s regulatory process. Each year, the state’s entire existing body of regulations expires unless reauthorized for an additional year by the legislature. In most years, reauthorization happens smoothly, but not this year.

Instead, the legislature wrapped up an acrimonious session in April without passing a rule-reauthorization bill. As a result, come July 1, some 8,200 pages of regulations containing 736 chapters of state rules will expire. Any rules the governor opts to keep will have to be implemented as emergency regulations, and the legislature will consider them anew when it returns next January.

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The Language and Writing System of MS408 (Voynich) Explained

15th May 2019

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Well, let’s see if these claims stand the test of peer-review.

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Dallas Has Now Lost 82 Cases Against Robert Groden.

14th May 2019

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This is about a sign that says “Grassy Knoll.” To understand this story, you have to know that the words “grassy knoll” are forbidden in Dallas. No one is allowed to say them out loud, let alone put them on a sign.

I love the smell of conspiracy in the morning.

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Yet Another Democrat Jumps into the Presidential Primary

14th May 2019

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How many does that make? Really, I’m losing count.

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Italy “Declares War on NGOs” – Will Fine Boats for Rescuing Immigrants

14th May 2019

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The resistance rises.

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Idaho Judge Denies Warrant to Compel Suspect to Unlock Smartphone With Biometrics

13th May 2019

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I suspect that eventually the Supreme Court will have to weigh in on this issue.

 

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After 4 Years of a Frozen Conflict, Ukrainians Slowly Retake Ground From Russian Forces

13th May 2019

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Some good news for a change.

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Transgender Lifter’s Record Ousted From Female Raw Powerlifting Competition

13th May 2019

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I am curious as to how this particular pissing match is going to turn out.

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Oil Jumps After Saudis Admit Two Tankers Attacked as Iran Tensions Soar

13th May 2019

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The bizarre and mysterious explosions that rocked the UAE port of Fujairah on Sunday just got even more strange after Saudi Arabia admitted overnight that two of its oil tankers were attacked while sailing toward the Persian Gulf possibly as part of the incident.

The world just got more interesting.

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Taiwan Breaks Ground on First Submarine Factory Amid Invasion Threats From China

12th May 2019

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Amid China’s increasing military threat, Taiwan unveiled a miniature model of the country’s first indigenous submarine at a groundbreaking ceremony Thursday, reported Focus Taiwan.

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America Doesn’t Actually Lead the World in Mass Shootings

11th May 2019

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Obama’s lies to the contrary notwithstanding.

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MIT Scientists Prove Adults Learn Language to Fluency Nearly as Well as Children

11th May 2019

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In a nutshell, this team found that if you start learning a language before the age of 18, you have a much better likelihood of obtaining a native-like mastery of the language’s grammar than if you start later. This is a much older age than has been generally assumed and is really interesting for reasons I’ll get into a bit later.

I question the characterization of 18-year-olds as ‘adults’ but it’s still interesting.

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‘Reconstruction’ Begins of Stone Age Lands Lost to North Sea

11th May 2019

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Marine experts, scientists and archaeologists have spent the past 15 years meticulously mapping thousands of kilometres under water in the hope of unearthing lost prehistoric tribes.

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Opioid Prescription Rates Tumble In Latest Sign Trump-Led Crackdown Is Working

9th May 2019

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But you have to bear in mind that Trump has accomplished ABSOLUTELY NOTHING during his term in office.

Just remember that.

Absolutely nothing.

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Google Employees Demand Open Investigation of HR Department

9th May 2019

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Trouble in paradise.

 

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College Admissions Scandal Set to Be Turned Into Television Series

9th May 2019

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Really, you can’t make this stuff up.

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Why Do Cats—and So Many Other Animals—Look Like They’re Wearing Socks?

9th May 2019

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It’s all in the genes … sort of.

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Raytheon Shoots Down Multiple Drones With Directed Laser Weapon

9th May 2019

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Raytheon Company has successfully shot down multiple drones using its advanced high powered microwave (HPM) and mobile high energy laser (HEL) weapon systems, stated the company press release Tuesday.

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Real Estate Startups Raise Massive Rounds to Change the Way People Buy and Sell Homes

8th May 2019

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If, of course, that’s what you want to do.

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This Global Map of Manure Could Help Save Farming as We Know It

8th May 2019

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Or maybe not. (I’m wondering who the ‘we’ is in that headline.)

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A Tectonic Plate May Have Peeled Apart–and That Could Shrink the Atlantic Ocean

7th May 2019

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Women and minorities hardest hit, no doubt.

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With a Simple Twist, a ‘Magic’ Material Is Now the Big Thing in Physics

5th May 2019

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It’s exceptionally difficult to twist two sheets of graphene exactly 1.1 degrees out of alignment. But this “magic angle” leads to extraordinary effects. “I couldn’t believe it,” said one scientist. “I mean I actually found it beyond belief.”

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Wages Are Finally Rising, 10 Years After the Recession

5th May 2019

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We had to get the smell of Obama out of the room.

 

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World’s Biggest Cash-Money-Printer “Confident We’ll Be Selling More Machines Soon”

5th May 2019

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After 201 years, German firm, Koenig & Bauer AG – the market leader for machines that print the world’s banknotes – is pushing into printing on Coke cans and beverage cartons.

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Scientists Develop 100 Percent Effective Treatment for HIV, According to Study

3rd May 2019

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That will preserve us from a lot of whining.

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More Than 1,000 Fake Families Found at US Border

2nd May 2019

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Democrat family values.

If ‘families’ get a break under the immigration laws, guess what? You get more ‘families’.

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Bikes, Bowling Balls, and the Delicate Balancing Act That Is Modern Recycling

1st May 2019

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Recycled materials are only valuable if they’re pure—a collection of a single type of metal or plastic that can serve as a feedstock for manufacturing or other industrial processes. The economics of recycling would actually be spectacular if you could get people to separate out a dozen individual classes of recyclables and then deliver them to a recycling center.

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Steve Hilton: China Is ‘Funding Biden Family Businesses’ With ‘Billions of Dollars’

30th April 2019

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On Sunday, Fox News Channel’s Steve Hilton reported on Peter Schweizer’s investigation of former vice president Joe Biden’s family’s business dealings with China’s government, concluding that Biden was “compromised by a foreign power and unfit to be president.”

But you knew that.

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The Real ‘Bombshells’ Are About to Hit Their Targets

30th April 2019

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In the next several weeks, Inspector General Michael Horowitz is expected to issue his summation of the potential abuse of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act by top officials in the Obama Administration and holdovers in the early Trump Administration who were overseeing the investigation of Donald Trump’s presidential campaign.

And the perpetrators of the so-called FISAgate scandal now are scrambling for cover as the bad news looms.

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Pink Reveals She Had Multiple Miscarriages Since She Turned 17

30th April 2019

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Good. I would hate to think that her defective genes were being propagated.

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Timex Is Making Watches in America Again

30th April 2019

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I gave up wearing a watch when I was able to buy a cellphone that told time.

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Russian Navy ‘Spy Whale’ Freed From Its GoPro Harness in Norway

29th April 2019

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Quick, somebody notify Adam Schiff.

UPDATE: Russian-trained spy whale spooks Norwegian fishermen

 

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A “Nightmare Come True”: Amazon Launches Freight Brokerage, Slashes Prices by 30%

28th April 2019

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If you own Amazon stock, feel free to pat yourself on the back.

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Parrot Detained for Yelling ‘Police’ to Warn Its Owners About a Drug Raid

26th April 2019

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Now that is a useful parrot.

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Researchers Seek DNA From Kent Descendants to Prove Bones Belong to First Briton to Reach Japan

26th April 2019

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Carbon dating has already indicated that the bones are from a person who died between 1590 and 1620, while DNA tests have confirmed that the bones are of a Westerner from northern Europe. Japanese researchers are planning to reach out to sources in Britain to try to trace the Adams family line to a surviving descendant in order to compare the DNA.

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Instagram Model Has Doctor Declare Her Butt Is Actually Real

25th April 2019

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I’m not really sure what an ‘Instagram model’ is, but I’m glad we cleared that up.

For the record, my butt is actually real, too, if that matters.

 

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Americans Abandoning New York, New Jersey, Other High-Tax States

25th April 2019

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People were migrating, on the whole, to states in the south and west, according to researchers. The reasons they cited for that were lower costs of living, state budgetary challenges, weather, and job growth, among other factors.

If they had asked about ‘absence of crazy socialists’, I’m sure that would have gotten a lot of play.

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Bernie Sanders’s Former Press Secretary Is Joining Joe Biden’s Campaign

25th April 2019

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You can’t be a Real Democrat Candidate without a cadre of fat ugly black women on staff.

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Watch: Shocking Video Shows Parked Tesla Spontaneously Exploding in Chinese Garage

21st April 2019

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Anybody who buys or drives a Tesla is insane.

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