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Inside Beto O’Rourke’s Million-Dollar Apartment Deal With a Campaign Donor

12th April 2019

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One of the ‘fun things’ about running for public office is the way that everything you do is subject to microscopic inspection.

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Gaetz Introduces Resolution To Remove Schiff From House Intel Committee

10th April 2019

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Republican Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz unveiled his new resolution targeting House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff for his handling of the Russian collusion theory, during Tucker Carlson’s Wednesday show.

The resolution, titled “Preventing Extreme Negligence with Classified Information Licenses Resolution“—or “Pencil Act”—calls for Schiff’s resignation from the committee. The acronym is a reference to “pencil neck,” which is President Donald Trump’s recent nickname for Schiff.

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Trouble at Home for Elizabeth Warren

10th April 2019

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Senator Umbrage appears in trouble.

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A Brief History of the Beer Can

9th April 2019

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  1. Open.
  2. Pour.

Any questions?

I’ll bet you didn’t know that there was a National Beer Can Appreciation Day.

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Electrical Jolts to Brain Restored Memory of Elderly to That of 20-Year-Old

9th April 2019

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Immediately voted for Bernie Sanders.

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Trump Rising

9th April 2019

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I’ve been waiting for President Trump’s approval rating to rise in the wake of the collapse of the Mueller investigation. That now seems to be happening, as Rasmussen Reports finds him at 53% approval, 45% disapproval, for a healthy +8 margin. It is also noteworthy that Trump’s “strong approval” now exceeds his “strong disapproval” by one point, something that rarely happened with Barack Obama.

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White House Plans to Target Remittance Payments

9th April 2019

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Tighten that screw….

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Wal-Mart Is Rolling Out the Robots After Raising Minimum Wage

9th April 2019

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Unfortunately, those two tend to go together.

Eventually we will run out of jobs for people with average or lower IQs. Automation will take care of the rest.

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Watch as Tesla Model 3 Accelerates and Slams Into Car While on Autopilot

7th April 2019

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BLUF: Don’t drive a Tesla. Just don’t.

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Devin Nunes to Make Criminal Referrals to DOJ for ‘Conspiracy’ and Leaking Classified Information

7th April 2019

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Lock her up!

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Rhino Poacher Trampled to Death by Elephant; Remains Eaten by Lions

7th April 2019

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As the elephant said when he pooped on the sidewalk, that about covers it.

Sometimes the old ways are best.

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World’s First 5G Phone Put Through Chicago Speed Test – Here Are the Results

6th April 2019

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So-called ‘5G’ technology (you can forget the fake 5G that AT&T is peddling) would appear to be still a work in progress, although when it actually arrives it ought to prove well worth having. My iPhone 6+ will last me for another year or two, looks like.

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GPS Goes “Haywire” When Putin Is Near, Study Finds

6th April 2019

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A study published by the Center for Advanced Defense has determined that the Russia security services are using a cutting-edge new technique, presumably to protect President Putin – as well as several government buildings in Russia, and military facilities in Syria – from drone attacks.

Perhaps it’s just his magnetic personality.

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Wendy Davis Is ‘Very Seriously’ Considering A Congressional Run Against Chip Roy

5th April 2019

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Abortion Barbie rides again.

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Amazon Moving Entire Worldwide Operations Team From Seattle to Bellevue

5th April 2019

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Voting with their feet.

The company’s strained relations with Seattle became very public last year, when the City Council passed a head tax that would have cost Amazon and other large companies about $275 per employee, per year, for the next five years.

The council quickly rescinded the tax after Amazon and other businesses protested, but Amazon soon after signaled it was abandoning earlier plans to occupy all 722,000 square feet of office space in the mammoth Rainier Square skyscraper under construction in Seattle. Instead, Amazon is subleasing the space to other businesses.

When asked if he’d push for a head tax for Amazon and other tech firms in Bellevue, Chelminiak said, “We are not planning any head tax in Bellevue.”

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Israel to Send 250,000 Settlers to Syria’s Golan Heights

5th April 2019

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Now Israel’s Golan Heights.

Have you noticed how, every time Israel is attacked, it gets bigger?

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CNN Analysts Accused of Having Undisclosed Ties to Qatari Tyranny

5th April 2019

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Even though CNN’s slogan these days is “Facts First,” the liberal network apparently doesn’t check all the facts about its national security “experts” and their connections to Qatar, a terror-funding Islamist nation in western Asia. As a result, viewers may be unaware of the analysts’ financial and institutional links to that country in the Middle East. Those relationships often extend beyond their on-air appearances and raise the possibility of conflict of interest when discussing such countries as Israel, Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates.

Oh, say it ain’t so….

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Chicago to Sue Smollett After He Refuses to Pay Investigation Costs

4th April 2019

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That toddlin’ town.

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Blotto O’Rourke Paid His and His Wife’s Company $110,000 in Campaign Funds

3rd April 2019

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So young, and already a Democrat….

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16th-Century Shipwreck Discovered by Investigators Looking for Missing Shipping Containers

3rd April 2019

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Dutch maritime investigators searching for missing containers washed overboard during a North Sea storm have accidentally stumbled on a 16th-century shipwreck, the oldest such a find to date, officials revealed on Wednesday.

The wreck was discovered during a search for missing containers from the Panama-registered MSC Zoe, which lost almost 350 containers while battling a heavy storm in early January.

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Senate Republicans to Officially Use Nuclear Option to Confirm Trump Nominees

3rd April 2019

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And about fargin time.

Republicans ought to treat Democrats as Democrats treat Republicans.

Exactly the same.

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Adding New DNA Letters Makes Novel Proteins Possible

3rd April 2019

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Every other organism on Earth relies on a quartet of genetic bases: A (adenine), C (cytosine), T (thymine) and G (guanine). These fit together in pairs inside a double-stranded DNA molecule, A matching T and C, G. But in 2014 Dr Romesberg announced that he had synthesised a new, unnatural, base pair, dubbed X and Y, and slipped them into the genome of E. coli as well.

Kept supplied with sufficient quantities of X and Y, the new cells faithfully replicated the enhanced DNA—and, crucially, their descendants continued to do so, too. Since then, Dr Romesberg and his colleagues have been encouraging their new, “semisynthetic” cells to use the expanded alphabet to make proteins that could not previously have existed, and which might have properties that are both novel and useful. Now they think they have found one. In collaboration with a spin-off firm called Synthorx, they hope to create a less toxic and more effective version of a cancer drug called interleukin-2.

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A Volcano That Could Completely Cover Mexico City With Volcanic Ash Just Erupted 200 Times In 24 Hours

2nd April 2019

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Raise your hand if you’ve heard anything at all about this in the news.

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Trap Your Snakes the Cambodian Way

2nd April 2019

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If, of course, that’s what you want to do.

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Thieves Use Bobcat to Ram and Steal ATM in New South Wales

2nd April 2019

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Is there anything a Bobcat can’t do?

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Electronic Music Reduces Host Attack and Mating Success in Dengue Mosquitoes

1st April 2019

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I’ll bet you didn’t know that.

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North Korea Claims Raid on Madrid Embassy Was ‘Grave Terrorist Attack’

31st March 2019

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Spanish authorities announced on Tuesday that they are seeking 10 men who allegedly entered the embassy on Feb. 22, armed with knives, metal bars and dummy guns, before tying staff up and trying to convince the economics officer to defect. The group, which included Adrian Hong Chang, a Mexican citizen, as well as a US national and five South Koreans, reportedly took a number of computers, data discs and mobile phones before making their escape.

You now know as much about this as I do — or care to.

See, this is what happens while the American news media are hyperventilating about Trump.

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Tanker Hijacked Bb Migrant “Pirates” Seized by Special Forces in Mediterranean

28th March 2019

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Maltese special forces have seized a Turkish oil tanker, El Hibu 1, which had been hijacked by the very migrants it stopped to rescue in the Mediterranean Sea off the coast of Libya.

Whoa. I didn’t know Malta even had any ‘special forces’.

Human rights groups have defended the hijacking, saying that the refugees were simply trying to escape the “hell” of detention camps in Libya.

Uh, that doesn’t justify piracy. Just sayin’.

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Computer Scientists Create Programmable Self-Assembling DNA

28th March 2019

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Computer scientists at University of California, Davis, Maynooth University in Ireland and the California Institute of Technology have created DNA molecules that can self-assemble into patterns essentially by running their own program. The work is published March 21 in the journal Nature.

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CPD Releases Entire Smollett Investigative File, Just Before Smollett’s Legal Team In the State’s Attorney Office Seals the Records

27th March 2019

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Sometimes the gaslights get turned off.

UPDATE: Chicago PD Quickly Dump Smollett Hate-Hoax Docs Before Case Sealed By Judge

 

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4 Reasons You Should Eat More Mushrooms

27th March 2019

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Plus they’re really, really good when properly cooked.

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Researchers Measure Quantum Power Increase in Quantum Boost Engine for the First Time

27th March 2019

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Physicists have studied quantum heat engines for many years—they work in ways similar to classical heat engines, but their “working fluid,” which behaves in ways reminiscent of steam in a steam engine, can be in a coherent superposition. This has led many in the field to wonder if quantum engines could actually perform better than the classical engines we see around us every day. Just four years ago, a team at Hebrew University of Jerusalem claimed to have found the answer, reporting a theory that suggested that quantum engines could, indeed, be more efficient than classical engines. In this new effort, the researchers have conducted experiments showing that the theory was correct.

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SPLC Meltdown Continues

26th March 2019

The Other McCain is on the case.

Remember that the SPLC became a $400-milllion left-wing hate machine by “exposing” alleged Thought Crimes by others, and is now the target of at least three different lawsuits — one by Baltimore lawyer Glen Keith Allen, another by the D.C.-based Center for Immigration Studies (CIS), and a third by Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes. The mounting problems at the “Poverty Palace” in Montgomery were compounded when a former SPLC official wrote about the “hate” scam in the New Yorker….

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Apple Announces Apple Card Credit Card

26th March 2019

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To get an Apple Card, users will be able to sign up on their iPhone in the Apple Wallet app and get a digital card that they can use anywhere Apple Pay is accepted “within minutes.” Customers will also be able to track purchases, check balances, and see when their bill is due right from the app. There will be a physical titanium card, too, but there’s no credit card number, CVV, expiration date, or signature. All of that authorization information is stored directly in the Apple Wallet app.

I suppose it was inevitable. I doubt they can match the sweet deal I get from Costco.

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Who’s Bankrolling the National Popular Vote Movement

25th March 2019

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The nonprofit organization building a coalition of states that favor choosing the president by popular vote promotes itself as nonpartisan, but is financed by millions of dollars from left-leaning groups.

Some of the leaders of the movement are prominent Republicans, and most of the funding for the nonprofit, National Popular Vote Inc., has come from a wealthy Democrat and a billionaire Independent.

 

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How Did Two Groups of Fish Separately Evolve Genes for Making Antifreeze?

25th March 2019

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Yeah, it’s a slow news day. What’s your point?

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Here’s How Many Avocados It Would Take to Kill You

23rd March 2019

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Don’t ever say that we never have useful stuff here.

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Meet the Teen Making Millions Naming Chinese Babies

23rd March 2019

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When Beau Jessup came up with an idea to help Chinese families name their babies, even she thought it was a bit far-fetched.

The then 16-year-old was still in high school when a trip to China with her father sparked her now multimillion-dollar business venture, Special Name, which helps Chinese families choose a culturally appropriate name for their child.

Within the first six months of launching back in 2015, Beau made more than $A84,000 helping name more than 200,000 Chinese babies.

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White House Declares ISIS 100 Percent Eliminated In Syria

22nd March 2019

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But you have to bear in mind that Trump has accomplished ABSOLUTELY NOTHING during his term in office.

Just remember that.

Absolutely nothing.

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World’s Oldest Stored Sperm Has Produced Some Healthy Baby Sheep

22nd March 2019

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So we’ve got that going for us.

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Zero to Hero: Brand New Climate Skeptic Party Now the Largest Group in the Dutch Senate

22nd March 2019

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The European Union is terrified of the upcoming EU Parliament election, because they are anticipating a parliament dominated by populists, climate skeptics and Euroskeptics who want to break up the union.

If skeptics do win control of the European Parliament, under the democratically deficient EU system elected members probably won’t have the power to change EU climate policy or break up the EU. But the skeptics may rob the unelected soviet style bureaucrats who really run the EU of the facade of democratic legitimacy they have enjoyed to date, thanks to their rubber stamp parliament of tame elected Europhiles.

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San Francisco Considers Banning Cashless Amazon Stores

21st March 2019

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I guess they’re tired of being on the cutting edge of technology.

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After Multiple Reports About New Zealanders Turning In Guns, Guess How Many Actually Did It?

20th March 2019

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Following reports that a flood of New Zealand gun owners have been voluntarily surrending their firearms in the wake of last Friday’s Christchurch mosque attack that left 50 dead, the numbers are in on how many Kiwis actually handed over their weapons.

Out of an estimated 1.2 million registered guns, New Zealand police report that as of Tuesday night, 37 firearms have been surrendered nationwide, according to BuzzFeed.

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What if Bernie Sanders held a rally in a black church and no blacks came?

20th March 2019

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The Washington Post reports that a Bernie Sanders rally held in the gym of a black church in North Charleston, South Carolina drew more than 1,600 people. Fewer than 40 were black.

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Arsonist Sentenced to Federal Prison for Fire at Republican Headquarters in Wyoming

20th March 2019

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A Federal District Court judge sentenced Kellen Michael Sorber, 27, on Monday to 44 months in federal prison for setting fire to a GOP headquarters in Laramie, Wyoming.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

18th March 2019

Trump defends ‘Judge’ Jeanine Pirro after Fox News host taken off air over Islamophobic hijab comments  They had to put ‘Islamophobic’ in the headline so that you wouldn’t mistake it for actual reporting.

Minnesota Democrats Reportedly Want Ilhan Omar Out — She Blames Trump  I like him already.

Dan Rather Laments Trump’s Media Platform: ‘Manure Spreader in a Windstorm’  Says Mr. ‘Fake but accurate’.

‘My Father Was His Kryptonite’: Meghan McCain Launches Tirade Against Trump  More like his coprolite.

Trump angrily complains about being ‘blamed’ for far-right terror attack in New Zealand  This is news?

 

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Why Are Human Teeth So Messed Up?

17th March 2019

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Apparently it’s because we’re fed soft food as kids.

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With Single Gene Insertion, Blind Mice Regain Sight

17th March 2019

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Mice get all the good stuff.

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The Pyrex Glass Controversy That Just Won’t Die

17th March 2019

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The vast majority of glass products are made of soda-lime glass: window panes, jars, bottles, all kinds of glass. Soda-lime glass is cheaper to make than borosilicate glass, which is undoubtedly why Pyrex started experimenting with it. However, borosilicate glass is not only harder, stronger, and more durable than soda-lime glass; it’s also more resilient to thermal shock. Thermal shock is what happens when a temperature change causes different parts of a material to expand at different rates, and the resultant stress can cause the material to crack. If the temperature change happens rapidly materials like glass can shatter or seem to explode. Resistance to thermal shock is part of why Pyrex became so popular for cookware; you could move a hot glass pan into a cool spot without worrying about it cracking or shattering. It’s also part of why laboratories prefer to use borosilicate glass rather than conventional soda-lime glass. Pyrex cookware currently sold in the United States goes through a thermal tempering process. In theory, this should strengthen the glass.

In practice, the difference between the performance of borosilicate glass and soda-lime glass is significant.

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Death of the Calorie

17th March 2019

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For more than a century we’ve counted on calories to tell us what will make us fat. Peter Wilson says it’s time to bury the world’s most misleading measure

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