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I Will Live to Be 87

1st September 2007

Read it. The applet itself is pretty entertaining. I like the little picture of me with a fairly accurate representation of my spare tire. Bryan’s right, though — actuarial predictions based on current data are like CBO estimates: they’re static rather than dynamic, and therefore systematically biased.

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People Who Never Had A Personal Trainer

1st September 2007

Napoleon Bonaparte.

Charlemagne.

Julius Caesar.

Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Ronald Reagan.

Karl Marx.

Mother Theresa.

etc.

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The Way Forward

1st September 2007

Safire pursues the latest buzzwords into the underbrush.

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The Next Killer App: Telepresence may come to your house next year.

1st September 2007

Cringely always has good stuff, but I’m not sure about the applicability of this for the home; it would appear not to be cost-effective. But, of course, as we all know, what’s not cost-effective today may be dirt cheap and in everyone’s pocket in five years. So we’ll see.

I’ve long thought that we now have the technology available to us to do sort of semi-telecommuting, where a company has, instead of a lot of people in one central location, a bunch of small offices spotted around a metropolitan area (like DFW?) more central to where employees are likely to live.

Say a company has employees who live in Plano, Irving, Carrollton, and Arlington; have four small offices in each city in the little office complexes that are everywhere these days, and people just go to the nearest one as their work site.

Everybody uses e-mail and IM and conference calls these days anyway; in a high-tech company it’s just as easy to ship bytes across town as down the hall. Not only would this dramatically reduce commute times (making the employees happier and the environmentalists happier), but it would reduce the prospects of some disaster like a fire or a hurricane or a power outage killing the entire company’s productivity.

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Apple and AT&T hit with third class action suit over iPhone battery

1st September 2007

Read it. And this one is Steve’s fault, not Ma Bell’s.

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Researchers develop a 360-degree holographic display

1st September 2007

Read it. And the hits just keep on comin’.

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The Ethics of Book Abuse

31st August 2007

Read it. In case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Court Rules That Anti-Spyware Companies Can Call Spyware Spyware

31st August 2007

Read it. It’s good to see the legal system stumble into some sense every now and then.

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Funding the X-Prize

30th August 2007

Read it. Sometimes listening to the experts is a bad thing.

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New Comic Strip

30th August 2007

We have a new comic strip, Stone Soup, thanks to the guys at Language Log. See the sidebar.

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Calorie Restriction Boosts Cell Components Recycling

29th August 2007

Read it. In case you were wondering. I know I was.

The problem with the whole “calorie restriction” thesis is that I don’t see any thin poor people living longer than fat rich people. But maybe it’s just me.

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Fully automated restaurant opens in Germany

27th August 2007

Read it. My kind of place.

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In Online World, Pocket Change Is Not Easily Spent

27th August 2007

Read it. As granny used to say, God never closes a door without opening a window.

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Cellphone-Only Homes Hit a Milestone

27th August 2007

Read it. Well, it makes a lot of sense. Why pay double for the same service?

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Minding the Meeting, or Your Computer?

26th August 2007

Read it. Many’s the time I wish I had a laptop in a meeting….

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Jack Kirby, a Comic Book Genius, Is Finally Remembered

26th August 2007

Read it. And about time, too.

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Centenarians Have Genes That Extend Their Lives

26th August 2007

Read it. Not really surprising, but it’s good to know they’re starting to nail down the details.

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Students Practice Foreign Languages On Internet Phones

25th August 2007

Read it. This is an extremely interesting and useful idea.

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Warrior

25th August 2007

Safire on language.

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“X and its enemies”

25th August 2007

LanguageLog. If you don’t have any enemies, can you be said to exist? And could you possibly get a book contract?

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Prof in a Box

24th August 2007

Read it. And yet again the free market steps forward to supply the deficiencies in the “public sector”.

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ARANZ Medical works up handheld wound monitor

24th August 2007

Read it. Paging Dr McCoy….

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The 13 Steps to Breaking a CrackBerry Addiction

24th August 2007

Read it. I don’t care who you are, that’s funny.

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Uh, Lead My Rips: No More Bloopers

24th August 2007

NYT. Another must-read.

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iRobot’s new Roomba 560, 530: totally redesigned vacuumbots

22nd August 2007

Engadget. These look very interesting.

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Da da, goo goo: It’s all universal

22nd August 2007

WT. I’ll refrain from making the obvious political joke here.

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Mess of circuitry unlocks iPhone, software solution next?

21st August 2007

Engadget. Ah, Steve, Steve. When will you learn? No group of us is as smart as all of us.

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Stanford’s EyePassword helps fight “shoulder-surfing” at the ATM

21st August 2007

Engadget. This would be useful in a number of contexts — I’m thinking of secure government facilities, right off the bat.

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Rocket-powered mechanical arm might boost prosthetic tech

21st August 2007

Engadget. This is just cool.

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Telltale Isotopes in Marijuana Are Nature’s Tracking Devices

21st August 2007

NYT. Well, some people collect stamps, some people DNA-map marijuana. Everybody’s got to have a hobby.

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Ancient Protein Tells a Story of Changing Functions

21st August 2007

NYT. Interesting stuff, but I wonder about the firm and definite statements concerning something that happened millions of years ago. I’d be more confident if they were a little less confident.

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Ask Language Log: The moist panties phenomenon

20th August 2007

LanguageLog. If that didn’t grab your attention, I don’t know what will.

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Back Of Airplane Safest Place In Accidents

19th August 2007

FuturePundit. Just so you know.

Want to cut your transportation death rates much further? Don’t travel. This applies to both short and long trips and it also saves time. Schedule trip activities to do them in batches so that you make few trips. Take jobs closer to home or move closer to your job. Telecommute. Use teleconferencing and email rather than road trips.

Hear, hear!

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Silicon Nanocrystals Boost Photovoltaic Efficiency

19th August 2007

FuturePundit.

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Two Brain Control Networks Merged In Children

18th August 2007

FuturePundit. Well, that would explain why socialists act like arrested adolescents.

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One Bridge Doesn’t Fit All

18th August 2007

NYT. Everything you probably didn’t ever want to know about bridges.

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Latest Genealogy Tools Create a Need to Know

18th August 2007

NYT. Getting in touch with your fashionable-minority roots. The search for a ticket to a government affirmative-action program.

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The system works, or so we’ll pretend

18th August 2007

PowerLine. A good analysis of the Padilla case.

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Gifts of Gab

18th August 2007

Safire on language. Always worth reading.

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Conceptual UNI enables compartmentalized computing

17th August 2007

Engadget. This is an excellent idea.

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Someone always has to be the last person to die of a disease that is being conquered.

17th August 2007

Cringely. If that doesn’t get your attention, I don’t know what will.

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DIY’ers create homemade 3D printer

17th August 2007

Engadget. We seem to be making steady progress toward the day when we can take ground-up plastic waste and create new products to order in the home cheaply. Jane Jacobs was of opinion that modern trash would be an effective source of raw materials once technology advanced to the stage where we could take advantage of it, and she was confident that the day would come. As am I.

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Like totally

17th August 2007

LanguageLog. Not that anyone in his right mind would look to George W Bush as a model for how to speak.

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A Cat’s Map of the Bed

16th August 2007

StrangeMaps. I can vouch for it.

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Back-to-school shopping? Don’t forget the bulletproof backpacks

16th August 2007

Engadget. Not a bad idea these days.

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Bluetooth and the End of Audio Wiring

15th August 2007

Pogue. Speed the day….

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Researchers use “ionic wind” to cool computer chips

15th August 2007

Engadget. Pretty clever. Wonder if it would work in home or car air conditioners?

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Why the late-30s are a man’s misery years

15th August 2007

Read it. Hey, I thought there was something fishy about that age.

Researchers found that it takes men until they reach the age of 65 to start enjoying life as much as they did in their late-teens and early-20s.

Yeah, and I can’t wait.

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When bad interaction happens to good people

15th August 2007

LanguageLog. Confirmation that computer software is designed for computer software designers rather than real users.

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Diebold, Disney, Many Others Caught Editing Wikipedia Entries In Their Favor

14th August 2007

Techdirt. My, that certainly surprises me. Doesn’t that surprise you?

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