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Delay In Next Solar Cycle Continues

12th June 2008

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I could use another little Ice Age, if for no other reason than to shut up AlGore.

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Clever people could live 15 years longer

11th June 2008

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And it seems like forever.

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Lesbos islanders want to stop homosexual women calling themselves Lesbians

10th June 2008

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Good luck with that.

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Super-strong nanopaper is seven times stronger, 1,000 times smaller

10th June 2008

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Hyperactivity Gene Helps Nomadic Tribesmen?

10th June 2008

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Well, it couldn’t hurt….

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Virtually waterless washing machine edges closer to production

10th June 2008

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Olive rustlers plague Australian farmers

10th June 2008

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The olive rustlers appear to be better at harvesting the fruit than professional pickers.

I’ll bet branding them is the hard part.

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Watch lost at sea still works after 67 years

10th June 2008

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Design student concocts eco-friendly modular PC

9th June 2008

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The sustainable PC runs Windows, consumes just 27-watts of power and has “upgradable components that slide out without the need for tools.”

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Forbidden to die

9th June 2008

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Strictly forbidden.

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Silicon wafer directs and filters out cancer cells

8th June 2008

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Astronomy study proves mathematics theorem

7th June 2008

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Now don’t say that we don’t deal with important matters here.

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Bear-worshipping Ainu to flourish again

7th June 2008

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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TSA’s Millimeter scanners see through clothes, installed at 10 airports

7th June 2008

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US Walks Away from UN ‘Human Rights’ Council

7th June 2008

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And about time, too. Our government needs to cease lending credibility to these oxymoronic international corruption-fests.

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Dirty Harry comes clean

6th June 2008

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Worried About a Recession? Don’t Blame Free Trade

6th June 2008

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Recessions are caused by government interference in free trade, not by free trade. You ought to know that by now.

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Climate-Change Collapse

6th June 2008

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Environmentalists are stunned that their global warming agenda is in collapse. Senator Harry Reid has all but conceded he lacks the vote for passage in the Senate and that it’s time to move on. Backers of the Warner-Lieberman cap-and-trade bill always knew they would face a veto from President Bush, but they wanted to flex their political muscle and build momentum for 2009. That strategy backfired. The green groups now look as politically intimidating as the skinny kid on the beach who gets sand kicked in his face.

Good news? How’d that get in here?

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Low Serotonin Increases Desire To Punish Unfairness

6th June 2008

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Hmmmmm….. That would explain a lot.

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Car Computers Networked To Foil Thieves

6th June 2008

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Take that, vile miscreants!

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Magic Wheel to help commuters beat crowds

5th June 2008

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The secrets of Britain’s own lost city of Atlantis are to be uncovered by scientists.

5th June 2008

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The tricycle that works on land and on water

5th June 2008

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Japanese consortium disguises solar cells as leaves

4th June 2008

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UAH: Global Temperature Dives in May

4th June 2008

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Must be Global Warming. Wake up AlGore.

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Hayfever sufferers given hope by vaccine

4th June 2008

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World War II US D-Day invasion tank unearthed in France

4th June 2008

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Cyclone Waste Heat Engine promises power on the cheap

4th June 2008

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Facial Recognition Finds A Purpose… And It’s Advertising, Not Surveillance

4th June 2008

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Jillaroos bring feminine touch to Outback farms

4th June 2008

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Trust the Australians to have a name for it. “Cowgirl” just doesn’t have the same ring.

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Burma: Who’s in the Junta?

3rd June 2008

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North to Greenland

2nd June 2008

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DNA samples extracted from 3,000-year-old human hair excavated in Greenland indicate that the first humans to live in the far north were migrants from East Asia and were unrelated to Native Americans or the ancestors of modern Eskimos.

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Man teaches heron to fly by flapping his arms

2nd June 2008

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Hey, whatever works.

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Immigration Prosecutions Hit New High

2nd June 2008

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MIT fabricates nanowire mats to selectively absorb oil

2nd June 2008

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Boredom Can Be Good For You

2nd June 2008

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The trouble is that people who are afraid of being bored soon become too busy to stay effective. In all their rush and haste to stay active, they have no time left to think about what they are doing, let alone add any new tricks to their repertoire.

Not to mention that they’re tiresome to the rest of us.

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Cities and Ambition

1st June 2008

Paul Graham ponders how important where you live might be, career-wise.

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U.S. regulators probe crude oil market

1st June 2008

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And about time, too.

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Stiff upper lip best way to deal with shock

1st June 2008

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Sometimes the old ways are best.

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Hair cloning could provide cure for baldness

1st June 2008

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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AI Researchers Find Body Knows How To Move Itself

1st June 2008

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George W Bush bumps chests with graduate

31st May 2008

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Once a frat boy, always a frat boy.

On the other hand, I can’t see Barack Obama doing that.

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How the Irish will save civilization

31st May 2008

Or at least Europe.

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Michael Crichton, Vindicated

30th May 2008

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Holmes, Sweet Holmes: A Floorplan of 221B Baker Street

29th May 2008

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Huge halibut hooked in Norway

28th May 2008

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Probably Global Warming. I blame George Bush.

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Let Aussies Fight

28th May 2008

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You gotta love Australians.

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Graphene-polymer hybrid composites look to oust carbon nanotubes

28th May 2008

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Thousand-year-old Lombard warrior skeleton discovered buried with horse in Italy

28th May 2008

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No doubt PETA is on the case.

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Stop Trying to Be Liked and Start Being You

27th May 2008

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Newsflash 1: Some people aren’t gonna like you.

Newsflash 2: That’s okay.

And that’s the truest word you’ll see today.

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