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Thirty people lift school bus to save pregnant woman’s child

16th August 2008

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People can surprise you. Even New Yorkers.

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Getting A Record Deal Through Second Life?

15th August 2008

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We have the technology.

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Fallen soldier’s sister graduates from Army college

14th August 2008

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The old Britain still exists, it’s just well-hidden.

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Dr Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog

14th August 2008

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Brought to you by Joss Whedon, so you know it’s good.

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Humans ‘naturally prefer pretty people’

13th August 2008

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Leatherman Hybrid Gardening Scissors

13th August 2008

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This is getting pretty silly. Although I suppose it would come in handy if you were stranded on a desert island that just happened to be covered in roses that badly needed pruning.

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Scientists develop ‘cure’ for common cold

12th August 2008

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I’ll believe it when I can buy it.

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Orphan deer treats fox hounds as his family

11th August 2008

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Yeah, but can he run down a fox?

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Gnome returned after worldwide tour

11th August 2008

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Britain’s tallest yew hedge given a trim

11th August 2008

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Good Samaritan’s contact lenses save eyesight from acid attack

11th August 2008

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How much is a professor subsidized?

11th August 2008

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Seaweed gel ‘could save 20,000 heart attack patients’ lives a year’

11th August 2008

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Is Obama the End of Black Politics?

10th August 2008

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It’s funny watching reporters for the New York Time try to cope with black people who don’t buy their SWPL culture.

Later, when I mentioned that it could be hard for a white journalist to understand all of the nuances of race, he looked over at his press secretary, who is black, and interrupted me. “He’s not black?” Nutter deadpanned, motioning back at me. “You guys told me it was a skin condition. I thought I was talking to a brother.” Nutter is known to have a dry sense of humor, but I also had the sense that he was tweaking me in these moments, watching with some amusement as I tried to navigate subjects that white and black Americans rarely discuss together. He seemed to think I was oddly preoccupied with race.

Oh, ya think?

I asked Nutter if he found it insulting to have me come barging into his office, demanding to know why he didn’t pick the black guy.

“It’s not insulting,” he answered. “It’s presumptuous. It demonstrates a continuation of this notion that the African-American community, unlike any other, is completely monolithic, that everyone in the African-American community does the same thing in lockstep, in contrast to any other group. I mean, I don’t remember seeing John Kerry on TV and anybody saying to him, ‘I can’t believe you’re not for Hillary Clinton.’ Why?”

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Creative Capitalism Gets Moldbugian

9th August 2008

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And rightly so.

Most people would say that we live in a world in which we are not slaves to government. It could be that, or it could just be that our masters are somewhat diffuse and dysfunctional.

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The Alternative History Olympics

9th August 2008

Steve Sailer dreams of Olympic gold.

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Model boat fans build their own nuclear submarine

9th August 2008

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White jade rush in China’s wild west

9th August 2008

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I’ll bet you didn’t know that China had a “wild west”.

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The 12 top titles that booksellers must always stock

9th August 2008

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In Britain, anyway.

Lacks only the key phrase “scientists say” to have ultimate authority.

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Cows invade Spanish village

9th August 2008

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Think of all that methane….

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A relative of Hitler is now Jewish and living in Israel.

9th August 2008

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Historically, this isn’t so odd. Christianity went from being a capital crime — you could be executed merely for being Christian — in 300 AD to being semi-official 25 years later.

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Key moments in Georgia’s history

9th August 2008

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Hm, I don’t see any mention of Sherman here….

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Maggots Are Enough to Gag Superbugs

9th August 2008

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Maggots’ flesh-eating ways have long been used to cleaning nasty wounds. Just a few years back the FDA even decided maggots could be regulated as medical devices for prescription wound care.

Don’t say you don’t see important issues being discussed, here.

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Eat kangaroos to save the planet, say scientists

9th August 2008

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I guess “scientists” are like “activists”, there’s always one around when you least expect it.

Sheep and cattle in Australia alone produce 11 per cent of the nation’s total emissions.

Gotta love Australians.

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Liquid Image’s underwater digital camera mask now available… in Japan

8th August 2008

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James Bond never had it so good.

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Mitsubishi’s i MiEV electric car to be tested in California

8th August 2008

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Looks like a Smart ForTwo without the personality.

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Rolling Stones classic wakes grandfather from coma

7th August 2008

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Well, this doesn’t come as a big surprise to me.

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Organic food does not have more vitamins

7th August 2008

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Hah.

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Happy Birthday

7th August 2008

To Jerry Pournelle.

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Suddenly being green is not cool any more

7th August 2008

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Julie Burchill can’t stand them. According to her new book, Not in my Name: A Compendium of Modern Hypocrisy, she thinks all environmentalists are po-faced, unsexy, public school alumni who drivel on about the end of the world because they don’t want the working classes to have any fun, go on foreign holidays or buy cheap clothes.

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Surgery ‘saves more lives from cancer than drugs’

7th August 2008

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Money spent developing cancer drugs should be diverted to researching innovations in surgery which would save more lives, the President of the Royal College of Surgeons has said.

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Treasure hunter finds £25,000 gold cross with metal detector

6th August 2008

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We have the technology.

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Backball chair lets you mouse by the seat of your pants

6th August 2008

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C’mon, baby, do the locomotion….

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The truth about the Picts

6th August 2008

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Home-built Batman Tumbler invades the suburbs

6th August 2008

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Me want.

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Eye-shaped camera is shaped like an eye

6th August 2008

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Funny how that works.

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First class graduate turns down £100,000 job to become plasterer

6th August 2008

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I have to say, I’d rather do plastering than be an actuary any day.

And, the way things are going, a good plasterer will soon be harder to find than a good actuary. This may be a smart move on her part.

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Running tribes of Kenya and Mexico

6th August 2008

Steve Sailer is always worth reading.

Yet, as the quantity of American distance runners exploder, the quality declined. Could it have been the shoes? American runners had the best shoes money could buy, but they kept getting injured. One theory is that the more your feet are cushioned and stabilized, the weaker their muscles get, and the more likely you are to get hurt.

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Shopping ‘helps you lose weight’

6th August 2008

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Well, there you go.

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Top 11 Arguments In Favor Of Term Limits

5th August 2008

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D-Day tanks found on seabed

5th August 2008

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European woman ‘arrived in New Zealand before Captain Cook’

5th August 2008

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Royal Marine attacked woman for calling him ‘baldy’

5th August 2008

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I’m tellin’ ya, don’t mess with Marines. Just don’t.

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Scientists clone five puppies from dead pet for £25,000

5th August 2008

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Makes you wonder what they would do for £50,000.

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Jewel gang foiled as shoppers take getaway car keys

5th August 2008

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If everyone enforces the law, the laws get enforced.

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Injected Vitamin C Kills Cancer

5th August 2008

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Bullet resistant bras for German police

5th August 2008

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Sure, why not? Although this will reinforce a lot of stereotypes about Germans….

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Baby’s life saved by dialysis machine made in consultant’s garage

4th August 2008

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I don’t care where he was born or where he lives, this guy has the soul of an American.

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Professional regional dialects?

4th August 2008

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I think that the funniest thing I ever heard was the Speaker of the House of Representatives (Jim Wright, I believe) adjourn the House “siny dye”.

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DEAD WHITE GUYS TO THE RESCUE

4th August 2008

Tim Blair is on the case.

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