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DNA finger printing could soon reveal your surname

7th October 2008

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What if somebody way back when changed their name?

Be ready for some surprises….

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How to handle the crisis in your 401K

7th October 2008

Megan McArdle has some of the soundest advice you’ll read anywhere.

Don’t look.  Seriously, don’t look.  I have no idea what’s going on with any of my equity investments, because that is not short term money that I need to keep my eye on.

Preach it, sister.

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Olive oil ‘helps prevent hunger’

7th October 2008

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Male bosses act like monkeys to assert their dominance

7th October 2008

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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Light bulb networks could be the next WiFi

7th October 2008

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Better make those compact fluorescents, though, or the Thought Police will be after you.

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Philips aims to reduce cancer treatment side effects with drug-loaded microbubbles

6th October 2008

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Cooking and Cognition: How Humans Got So Smart

5th October 2008

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Mostly by eating meat, it seems. Further proof that vegetarianism is dumb.

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Healthier eating tastes better thanks to a clever trick

4th October 2008

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Two companies in the United States have won new patents on ways to convince the brain we are consuming foods that are far sweeter or saltier than they actually are. The firms are working with Cadburys and Coca-Cola to create healthy yet appealing products.

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Surfer’s close shave with Great White shark

3rd October 2008

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Well, that’s not what I’d call a “close shave”, but I suppose the photo is worth sharing.

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Black bear breaks into Subway sandwich shop

3rd October 2008

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Hey, when you’ve really gotta have a foot-long….

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Russian rap video soldier sent to Siberia

2nd October 2008

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Well, it’s traditional.

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Fold-away bathroom perfect for cramped flats

2nd October 2008

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Now this is really cool.

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Nissan’s Nuvu: electric, cartoonish

2nd October 2008

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Jim Carrey will do the voice in the movie.

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Watermill pulls drinking water from thin air

2nd October 2008

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Not only “off the grid”, but “off the pipe” as well.

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The brain-stimulating ‘thinking cap’: low fashion, high IQ

2nd October 2008

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Gotta love Australians.

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Ultrasound machine ‘turns cheap plonk into fine wine in 30 minutes’

2nd October 2008

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Sounds like a Congressional press release.

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GPS sends another driver onto train tracks of doom

30th September 2008

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We have the technology.

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Missing Australian man ‘snatched by crocodile’

30th September 2008

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No word about any ransom demand.

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Low Cost Atmospheric Carbon Dioxide Removal Looks Possible

30th September 2008

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No Joint Benefit From Glucosamine Or Chondroitin

30th September 2008

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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GEM becomes Green Eco Mobility, introduces Peapod prototype

30th September 2008

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Pretty cute. Still, I wouldn’t chance one on the highway.

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Spanish duchess forbidden from marrying toy boy by children

29th September 2008

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Well — that’s Europe for you.

On the other hand, at least she’s not trying to leave $12 million to a dog.

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Blood Vessel Stem Cell Source Found

28th September 2008

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10 things you probably didn’t know about the Chinese space programme.

27th September 2008

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The Chinese haven’t invented anything in 3,000 years, but they can copy like nobody else on Earth.

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DARPA’s Super-Resolution Vision System uses heatwaves to magnify targets

27th September 2008

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We have the technology.

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Fusionman: first to cross the English Channel via jet-wing

26th September 2008

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Naked man falls to death after police hit him with Taser gun

26th September 2008

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Economists Speak

26th September 2008

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Executive summary: Bailout bad.

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Lord Nelson mourning ring sells for £18,000

26th September 2008

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The coronets and initials represent Viscount Nelson (his British title) and Duke of Bronté (his Sicilian title).

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Japan planning its own damn space ladder

26th September 2008

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At least somebody’s doing it.

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Ugandan Composer Wants Royalties For The National Anthem

26th September 2008

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Lie-detecting headband promises to find the truth with infrared light

26th September 2008

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I’ll chip in for one for Ted Kennedy.

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Tourist who found Stone Age axe rewarded £20,000

26th September 2008

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Jewish city feared by Stalin is rediscovered

26th September 2008

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It was mentioned in medieval travellers’ accounts but Soviet dictator Josef Stalin banned any research into the city and the Khazars, fearing it would prove Russia was descended from a Jewish state.

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Man survives killer flesh-eating bug

26th September 2008

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Without, you will note, the help of Harrison Ford or Kiefer Sutherland.

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Ancient statue of Ramses II found near Cairo

26th September 2008

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No indication of whether it has any interesting secret compartments.

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Should Patient Bracelets Announce End-of-Life Choices?

26th September 2008

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Mine says “Shoot the dog!”

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Soviet tree slogans visible on Google Earth

26th September 2008

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Who knew those old apparatchiks had a sense of humor?

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Mystery ‘Marie Celeste’ ship sails into harbour without crew

26th September 2008

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Hermeneutic puzzle of the day

25th September 2008

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Extra credit if you already know what “hermeneutic” means.

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Children form human arrow to direct helicopter to injured man

25th September 2008

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Pretty clever.

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China takes the leap: Emdrive aka Infinite Improbability Drive now in development

25th September 2008

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We have the technology — or soon will.

Coming soon to a Target near you. (Hey, it’s China.)

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Wearable airbags keep the elderly from hitting the ground so hard

25th September 2008

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Predicted first use: Skateboarders and bicyclists with rich parents.

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Superfuels ‘are just a waste of money’ that don’t improve cars or save the environment

25th September 2008

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Not really news, but a useful reminder.

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Lower Cost Catalyst Converts Cellulose To Ethylene Glycol

24th September 2008

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The regulation of derivatives

22nd September 2008

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Sardinian island declares ‘independence’

22nd September 2008

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King Richard II’s recipe book to go online

22nd September 2008

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Stonehenge birthdate discovered by archaeologists

22nd September 2008

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Gem stone discovered could be world’s largest diamond

21st September 2008

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