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New Politically Correct Word for Dead Voters

22nd October 2008

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Now that’s comedy.

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Researchers say new state of matter could extend Moore’s Law

22nd October 2008

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We have the technology.

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Bulletproof hanky is life-saving accessory

22nd October 2008

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PlantBot takes your flora in search of sun (and fun!)

21st October 2008

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Wonder if you can fit a grenade in that pot….

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Walking house can escape floods or unruly neighbours

21st October 2008

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Add a 20mm turret and I’m there.

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India launches a mission to the Moon

21st October 2008

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Good luck to ’em. It’s a good thing that somebody is taking up the torch.

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Fla. Rep. Mahoney’s Wife Files for Divorce Amid Sex Scandal

21st October 2008

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However, the first-term Democrat, in a tight bid for re-election, insists he broke no laws and will not resign. Voters chose him on a family values platform to replace Mark Foley, a Republican who resigned amid revelations that he sent lurid Internet messages to teenage male pages who worked on Capitol Hill.

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First shots of tigers swimming with humans

20th October 2008

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Sounds like a fine job for Angelina Jolie.

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Lost Queen Elizabeth I portrait found in attic

19th October 2008

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Ultra-tough buckypapers could build planes, trains and automobiles

19th October 2008

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Focus Design’s SBU self-balancing unicycle: because you didn’t look dumb enough on a Segway

19th October 2008

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What Would Milton Friedman Say?

19th October 2008

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Dinosaurs ‘made musical sounds with bony crests’

19th October 2008

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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NEC shows off 12.1-inch no-glasses-required 3D display

19th October 2008

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An interesting idea — if it really works.

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India launches first navy mission against pirates

19th October 2008

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India has a serious role to play in that area. Good to see them stepping up to the plate.

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Hampton Court medieval hall was burned down after ‘Edward III knees-up’

19th October 2008

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I have no idea what “knees up” means in British slang, but it doesn’t sound good.

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Unveiled: The car with a gadget that guarantees every traffic light will be green when you get there

19th October 2008

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Not to be confused, of course, with the device that certain emergency vehicles carry that causes the light to go green for them no matter where it might be in its normal cycles. No, they would never even think about putting that in a regular vehicle — why, that would be illegal . Wouldn’t even think of it. Never. No, sir, not ever.

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Atomic pen achieves invisible victory

18th October 2008

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The geek equivalent of spray-painting your initials on an overpass, perhaps.

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US voters and the adversity effect

18th October 2008

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With less than a month to go until the US election, the BBC’s North America editor, Justin Webb, explores why a certain streak of pro-Republican individualism in Middle America may be left unscathed by the economic collapse.

But there is a second fact as well, which the economic emergency tends to mask – times were already tough for most Americans, and on one level, they kind of like it that way.

One of the attractions of Sarah Palin – which does not really translate to Europe in a readily explicable way – is that she lived the ordinary life in an ordinary town, and still does to a large extent.

This is seen by many Americans as admirable in and of itself: she coped.

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Actual Study Suggests Googling Activates Your Brain, Rather Than Making You Stupid

16th October 2008

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Well, that’s a relief.

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Tech Terms to Avoid

16th October 2008

Pogue has had about enough.

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Ancient Egypt had powerful Sudan rival, British Museum dig shows

16th October 2008

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Gladiator tomb discovered by archeologists

16th October 2008

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No, it didn’t have a body that looked like Russell Crowe. At least they’ve stopped using Kirk Douglas.

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Terror bomb disabled by fireman without realising, court told

16th October 2008

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Sometime life’s like that.

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Turkish Airlines hijacker overwhelmed by Russian passengers

16th October 2008

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And that’s all it takes: A pack, not a herd.

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Facts about occupational licensing

15th October 2008

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In contrast, union members perceive themselves as less competent than other workers.

Must as does the rest of society.

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Britain: a land of bog snorkellers, worm charmers and hostage takers

15th October 2008

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And so I have always considered it.

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Australian girls paint phone numbers on skin while sunbathing

15th October 2008

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Gotta love Australians.

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A giant knitted rabbit in Italy can be seen from space by visitors to Google Earth

15th October 2008

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Sounds like something my wife would do.

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Winston Churchill ‘bribed General Franco’

15th October 2008

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Money well spent, I think. After all, he bribed Stalin — using Roosevelt’s money. (Well, our money, actually, but none of them drew that distinction. Still don’t, come to think of it.)

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Men are at their most romantic at age 53

14th October 2008

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Shucks, I missed it.

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Pectin Binds To Protein Involved In Cancer Progression

14th October 2008

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Distractions at work could help problem-solving

13th October 2008

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And you can believe as much or as little of that as you care to.

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Chicken soup lowers blood pressure

13th October 2008

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So what else is new?

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Coming Soon: The Pain Ray

12th October 2008

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We have the technology.

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Roman rebirth: 2,000-year-old stadium buried in volcanic eruption reopens

12th October 2008

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Scientists sequence giant panda genome in China

12th October 2008

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The team has also found evidence to support the theory that pandas are a subspecies of the black bear, rather than a relative of the raccoon.

Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Prince Charles saves gardeners from eviction by the Earl of Arran

12th October 2008

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Guess there are a few shreds of the Old Britain remaining, eh?

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Quantifying the minority mortgage money question

11th October 2008

Steve Sailer does the numbers.

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Sugar ‘makes you sweeter’

11th October 2008

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Sugar can help make you a sweeter person, researchers claim.

I am living proof that this is incorrect.

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Women in black: Growing demand for female bodyguards in Britain

10th October 2008

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Kevlar handkerchief keeps your nose clean, protects against friendly fire

10th October 2008

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Hey, one of these babies can save your life….

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Mutant fish develops a taste for human flesh in India

9th October 2008

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Wonder if they’re related to the giant catfish that guy caught in Spain.

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British angler catches huge catfish in Spain

9th October 2008

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Jeebus….

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Researchers say “spin Seebeck effect” could lead to new batteries, storage

9th October 2008

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Azentek SmartMirror heading to “major retailers” by end of the year

9th October 2008

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My question is whether the display is too small to be useful. I don’t know many people who spend a lot of time looking in the rear-view.

“First rule of Italian driving — what is behind me is not important.”

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Peugeot HYmotion3 Compressor concept is high tech, low risk

9th October 2008

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And think of the repair bill you’d face if (when?) it falls over.

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London restaurant claims fame with touch-sensitive tables, colorful menu projectors

9th October 2008

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Truffles facts

9th October 2008

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The one with the hat is the human.

Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Firm Says Test Judges Risk For Common Breast Cancers

8th October 2008

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