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Home Genetic Engineering: What Happens When Its Easy?

26th January 2009

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Then I change Ted Kennedy into the jackal that reflects his inner truth.

I’m looking forward to it.

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Aptera rolls out first pre-production vehicle, promises shipments in October

23rd January 2009

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Put a 50-cal on that puppy and I’m in.

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Eating Ice Cream Causes False Breathalyzer Positive Test Result

22nd January 2009

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

And I’d steer clear of the Rum Raisin in any case.

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Scientists solve enigma of Antarctic ‘cooling’

22nd January 2009

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New research shows that while some parts of the frozen continent have been getting slightly colder over the last few decades, the average temperature across the continent has been rising for at least the last 50 years.

Turns out AlGore and his minions were wrong — again.

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Exxon finds oil near massive Brazilian fields

22nd January 2009

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And, since the Brazilians aren’t as stupid as we are, they may be allowed to do something about it.

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Inside the West Wing

20th January 2009

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Versailles had nothing on Pennsylvania Avenue. I’m surprised that the President’s Study hasn’t been named the Monica Lewinsky Memorial Relaxation Room. Democrats — no respect for history.

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Battling Saints and Sinners

20th January 2009

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A review of a new book on Agincourt by Bernard Cornwell.

The review is by Diana Gabaldon, one of my favorite historical novel writers.

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Black Death ‘kills al-Qaeda operatives in Algeria’

19th January 2009

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The science of the hangover

19th January 2009

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Hey, don’t say we never have useful stuff here.

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Scientists ‘decode’ cancer genes for the first time

17th January 2009

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A team in America compared the DNA taken from healthy skin cells with that from cancerous cells in a 50-year-old woman who later died from acute myeloid leukaemia, a form of cancer that affects the cells in the bone marrow that make blood.

They found 10 important genetic differences in the cancerous DNA, eight of which had never been linked to this form of cancer before.

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South Korean scientists get one step closer to graphene-based gadgets

17th January 2009

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Woman driver parks car on top of neighbour’s

16th January 2009

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Really, who hasn’t done that every now and then?

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Klingon keyboard goes on sale in Britain

15th January 2009

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You know you want one.

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Man punches shark to survive attack

15th January 2009

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Gotta love Australians.

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Brunettes ‘better paid and more respected than blondes’

15th January 2009

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That’s because blondes don’t work, they marry into money. As for respect, hey, it’s surprising the respect that a fat wallet gets you.

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The directed graph of stereotypical incomprehensibility

15th January 2009

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Smart people with too much time on their hands pass the savings on to you.

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Hatefact: A Useful New Word

15th January 2009

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Hatefacts are unquestionable facts about immigrants, blacks, women, homosexualists, et al., that the SPLC and those sharing its ideological inclinations deem  “hate” or “hateful” to mention.

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Ancient Persians who gassed Romans were the first to use chemical weapons

15th January 2009

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But, of course, no WMD were found when the area was later occupied by Roman troops.

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Leonard Goodwin

15th January 2009

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Leonard Goodwin, who has died aged 93, was a protozoologist, leading authority on tropical medicine, and unintentionally responsible for the introduction of the Syrian hamster as a popular pet in Europe.

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IBM concocts microscope with ultra-fine resolution, current MRI bows down

15th January 2009

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First Pretexting Charges Filed, But What About The Companies Giving Out The Info?

14th January 2009

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Top 10 Signs Of Evolution In Modern Man

11th January 2009

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CNN’s Staged Video Updates: The Norwegian Connection

10th January 2009

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6 More Obesity Genes Identified

9th January 2009

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It’s all my parents’ fault that I’m fat. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

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New PTSD Cure: Tetris

9th January 2009

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Five new oil fields found

7th January 2009

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So much for “peak oil”. And, of course, in Saudi Arabia there aren’t any Democrats to stand in the way of drilling for that oil.

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Woman set fire to husband’s genitals

6th January 2009

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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NeuroActive Bike promises to train your brain as you work out

6th January 2009

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Armies Still Travel on Their Stomachs

6th January 2009

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Send some pizza to Israeli soldiers, who are on the front lines defending civilization against Islam.

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Revived 45 heads for 60th birthday

5th January 2009

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Industrial design student builds Capella, the portable, unobtainable electric bike

3rd January 2009

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Wouldn’t mind having one of these — and I haven’t ridden a bike since, oh, 1968.

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Snorkeller shoots himself in groin with speargun

2nd January 2009

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Gotta love Australians.

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Gems Point to Comet as Answer to Ancient Riddle

2nd January 2009

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Burglar scared off by man dressed as Thor after New Year party

1st January 2009

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Quite frankly, I don’t blame him.

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New Year Honours: Knighthood for Terry Pratchett

31st December 2008

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And about time, too.

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Team hopes to build 200 eight-wheeled Eliica electric cars

30th December 2008

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Hamster powers environmentally friendly paper shredder

29th December 2008

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You knew it had to happen.

Hey, hamsters are cheaper than Arabs — and they don’t blow shit up.

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Last Call

29th December 2008

The Hog is history.

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Hostage Halts Robbery ‘Like In the Movies’

28th December 2008

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It can be done.

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Students to be taught Latin in schools curriculum overhaul

27th December 2008

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Sometimes the old ways are best.

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Worst politically-correct Christmas carol named

27th December 2008

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Thoughts on Long Term Climate

26th December 2008

David Friedman is always worth reading.

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Gift of the Season? 2009 Palin Calendar Tops Best Seller List

26th December 2008

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She’s the closest we’ve got to a Heinlein Girl in politics today. What’s not to like?

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Glucose Shortage In Brain Causes Alzheimer’s Disease?

25th December 2008

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Well. There it is.

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New nanotechnology augments vision, optic blasts not included

25th December 2008

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Japanese who say they are the descendants of Jesus

23rd December 2008

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Funny, he doesn’t look Jewish.

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VHS distribution grinds to a halt

23rd December 2008

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The moving finger writes, and having written moves on….

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Students Using Speed Cameras To Frame Other Kids

22nd December 2008

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We have the technology. And there’s probably a gene somewhere for that.

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Mosquito helps police in stolen car investigation

22nd December 2008

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I am not making this up.

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Blind man navigates obstacle course using ‘blindsight’

22nd December 2008

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A useful skill for when whining Muslims get all seeing-eye dogs eliminated.

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