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Buddhist temple built out of one million beer bottles

18th February 2009

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Whatever their formal nationality, these people are Americans where it counts.

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Britain’s last pit pony dies

18th February 2009

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Slow news day.

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Giant rabbits to return to Spanish menus

16th February 2009

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And about time, too.

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Michelin’s e-wheel eliminates gearboxes, drive shaft, and really boss rims

16th February 2009

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Jumpers for chickens appeal kits out 1,500

16th February 2009

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I am not making this up.

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Jackie Chan film ‘too violent’ for release

16th February 2009

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Hong Kong director Derek Yee considered toning down the violence in “Shinjuku Incident” so it could pass censorship rules, but decided not to because he thought it would hurt the integrity of the movie.

Of course.

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Writing poems helps brain cope with emotional turmoil, say scientists

16th February 2009

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Those scientists are sure a talkative bunch.

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The Army’s new sniper rifle: What it is like to shoot with.

15th February 2009

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Try finding something this interesting in an American newspaper. Go ahead — I dare you.

More here.

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Drug Boosts Muscle Mass In Older Adults

15th February 2009

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Anything to avoid exercise.

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Running Hamsters Can Power Nano Devices (Video)

14th February 2009

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So much for the energy crisis. Now – on to Global Warming!

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King Urges Protection for U.S. Authors in “Libel Tourism” Hearing

13th February 2009

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A House committee held an important hearing Thursday morning on the issue of “libel tourism.” That’s the practice of bringing libel suits against American authors in other nations, particularly the United Kingdom, where First Amendment protections do not apply and where the burden of proof is placed on the defendant rather than on the plaintiff.

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Teenage handbag thief outpaced by 72-year-old ex-sprinter

13th February 2009

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Never tease an old dog, it may have one bite left.

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It’s illegal to eat your vote, Venezuelans told

12th February 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Long-Term Control of HIV by CCR5 Delta32/Delta32 Stem-Cell Transplantation

12th February 2009

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China will build special railway for Muslim pilgrims in Saudi Arabia

11th February 2009

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Hey, money is money.

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Police Actually Realizing That YouTube And Facebook Are Useful Tools To Catch Criminals

11th February 2009

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Crowdsourcing law enforcement — which depends, of course, on the public cooperating.

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Egyptian archaeologists discover 30 mummies

9th February 2009

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All of whom were registered as Democrats by ACORN.

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The $10 Microscope

8th February 2009

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This could be huge.

A lensless microscope is “just eminently practical,” says Kate Bechtel, a senior scientist at research and development firm Triple Ring Technologies. “There’s no complicated equipment that requires, you know, three Ph.D.s to operate or maintain. This may actually prove to be a paradigm shift in the way microscopy is done for many applications.”

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Drug Made In Milk of Altered Goats Is Approved

7th February 2009

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Omega 3 Fatty Acids Prevent Clogged Arteries In Mice

6th February 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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‘Smittens’ let couples hold hands inside one glove

5th February 2009

Awwwww.

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Wooden 2GB thumb drive doubles as Post-It Notes dispenser

5th February 2009

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It sounds stupid but it’s actually pretty cool.

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Soy Cuts Colorectal Cancer Risk

5th February 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

Personally, I’d rather have cancer than eat soy, but that’s just me.

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Recompute: a closer look at the sustainable, cardboard PC

5th February 2009

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Progressive Automotive X-Prize competitors roundup

5th February 2009

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The thing I’ve always wondered about concerning fancy-pants cars with pop-up doors: How do you get out of them in the rain without flooding the interior of the car?

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Mission One electric motorcycle boasts 150 MPH top speed, extreme price tag

5th February 2009

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A how-to guide to being a Community Reinvestment Act shake-down artist

5th February 2009

Steve Sailer has some advice for those thinking about a career change.

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Rice University rolls out new and improved “nanocar”

4th February 2009

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Masdar City’s driverless podcars are more shuttle than Johnny Cab

4th February 2009

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What’s the Arabic for “We’ve got more money than we need, let’s play around.”?

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Sodium Potassium Ratio Most Important For Heart

4th February 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

The ratio of sodium to potassium in urine is more important than the level of sodium alone for cardiovascular disease risk.

Take whatever action you consider appropriate.

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Chinese earthquake may have been man-made, say scientists

3rd February 2009

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Sony’s Mofiria biometrics to be trotted out sometime this year

3rd February 2009

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Japanese whalers have been accused of attacking environmental protester’s boats with concussion grenades, water cannons and lumps of metal.

3rd February 2009

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Good.

The clashes began when protesters hurled bottles of rancid butter and paint onto the decks of one of the vessels from inflatable boats.

“Mommeeee! Johnny hit me back!

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Real life Halo Warthog goes for a test drive

2nd February 2009

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Me want.

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Exploding cellphone kills Chinese man

2nd February 2009

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Titanium Nanotubes Accelerate Bone Repair

1st February 2009

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Spain to clone fighting bull

1st February 2009

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Hey, a country has to have its priorities.

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Something Under the Business Model is Drooling

1st February 2009

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The Hog has been foaming at the mouth about Pajamas Media (chiefly notable for its connection to Glenn Harland Reynolds, The Instapundit) for years, and I never could figure out how this was important. This is an entertaining take on recent events, if anybody’s interested.

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Recession Can Change a Way of Life

1st February 2009

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Recessions are a good thing, from the point of view of a dog in the manger.

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Takeoka Jidosha Kogei’s electric minicar gets slightly more macro, even more cute

1st February 2009

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Slap a 50-cal mount on that puppy, and I’m there.

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The End of the Reply All Button

1st February 2009

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Speed the day.

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British search for world’s oldest light bulb

31st January 2009

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Ten crazy German rules

30th January 2009

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Cake Wrecks: when professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong

30th January 2009

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Guantanamo Judge Denies Obama’s Request for Delay

30th January 2009

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Pass the popcorn.

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37 ways you’d be better off as a bum.

30th January 2009

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For those pondering a career change.

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Female learner lorry driver crushes instructor to death while practising emergency stop

29th January 2009

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Boys with unusual names ‘more likely to committ crime’

29th January 2009

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Or, God help us, LeRoy or DeShawn.

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Meet 9 of this year’s Best Companies that, as of mid-January, have never had a layoff.

29th January 2009

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Of course, they’re not hiring now, either.

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Oddest book titles

27th January 2009

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Don’t say we never have useful information here.

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