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Oyster Wave Energy Converter puts climate change to good use

9th March 2009

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Next to a wind vane in front of AlGore’s mouth, I can’t think of a cleverer way of generating power.

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Christopher Columbus was actually a Scotsman called Pedro Scotto, historian says

8th March 2009

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Well, that would explain a lot.

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Nanotubes For Photocatalysis Produce Methane

8th March 2009

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New Zealand restores Knights and Dames to the top of its honours system

8th March 2009

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John Key, the Centre-Right prime minister who took office last November, announced that orders of chivalry would once again be awarded to recognise services to New Zealand.

Knighthoods were abolished by Helen Clark, the former prime minister, who was accused by opponents of pursuing a secret agenda of “republicanism by stealth.”

Mr Key said the Queen had assented and knighthoods would return in the Birthday Honours List in June. Eighty-five people who had been honoured since 2000 would be offered the opportunity to take up titles.

Sometimes the old ways are best.

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The Demise of Fractional Reserve Banking

8th March 2009

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Well, it had to happen.

Next step: Back to gold?

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Bankspeak: it’s quantitatively easy-peasy

7th March 2009

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You, too, can talk like a banker.

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Toilet paper could be flushed down the pan forever after Japanese inventors came up with a more hygienic alternative to wiping.

6th March 2009

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We have the technology.

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Scientists discover the ‘No Parking’ tree

6th March 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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New ‘safe’ bed allows savers to safely store their cash under the mattress

5th March 2009

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I like it.

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Paleontologists Strike Fossil Gold in Colombia

4th March 2009

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Good to know that there’s something in Columbia besides coffee and cocaine.

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World’s smallest periscope provides multi-dimensional view of cells

3rd March 2009

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In case that’s what you want to do.

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US woman with 2 wombs delivers twin daughters

2nd March 2009

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I am not making this up.

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Researchers look to coffee stains for improved TV screen coating

2nd March 2009

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Yokohama fire department enlists robotic crawler to aid evacuations

2nd March 2009

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Leonardo da Vinci self portrait discovered hidden in manuscript

28th February 2009

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16th-Century Mapmaker’s Intriguing Knowledge

28th February 2009

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How was it that a German priest writing in Latin and living in a French city far from the coast became the first person to tell the world that a vast ocean lay to the west of the American continents?

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Hearts of oak for ever

28th February 2009

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Stronardron Douglas fir in Argyll, which has been revealed as Britain’s tallest tree.

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Parrots teach man to speak again

27th February 2009

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Todmorden: Britain’s first self-sufficient town

26th February 2009

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Cranes to be reintroduced to UK

26th February 2009

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DIY Paintball Turret unleashes wireless havoc at 34 rounds per second

26th February 2009

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‘Oldest English words’ identified

26th February 2009

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Gleason: Pa. GOP may not back Specter

25th February 2009

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Well, that would be interesting.

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Italy to build the world’s largest suspension bridge between Calabria and Sicily

25th February 2009

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But that trick never works….

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Double-amputee New Zealander has mermaid dreams fulfilled

25th February 2009

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Shopping is ‘throwback to days of cavewomen’

25th February 2009

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Not really news, but a useful reminder.

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Portable toaster invented to warm up packed lunches

25th February 2009

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We have the technology.

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Artificial trees could function as solar-wind harvester

24th February 2009

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Swedish princess announces engagement online

24th February 2009

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And about fargin time, too.

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Scientists discover Alps-scale mountain range under Antarctic ice

24th February 2009

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So once the ice sheet melts due to AlGore’s hot air, and New York City is under 30 feet of water, these will be available for skiing. A win-win.

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Fried eggs could help keep blood-pressure down

24th February 2009

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Well, then, I’m doing my part for health. (I’ve heard that bacon intensifies the effect. I’m on board with that, too.)

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A grime-fighter, but wait! There’s more!

24th February 2009

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The stuff is a simple mixture of table salt and tap water whose ions have been scrambled with an electric current. Researchers have dubbed it electrolyzed water – hardly as catchy as Mr. Clean. But at the Sheraton Delfina in Santa Monica, some hotel workers are calling it el liquido milagroso – the miracle liquid.

That’s as good a name as any for a substance that scientists say is powerful enough to kill anthrax spores without harming people or the environment.

Okay, how long before the envirofascists get it mandated by law?

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Two police officers given run-around by giant white rabbit

23rd February 2009

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He did not, apparently, have a waistcoat and pocket watch.

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Leonardo da Vinci portrait ‘discovered’

23rd February 2009

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Japanese develop ‘television wallpaper’

23rd February 2009

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If you’ve ever seen the size of some Japanese apartments, this will come as no surprise.

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August House of Chanel designs Segway, for real

20th February 2009

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The last nail in the coffin of the Segway.

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Gorilla modelled out of tens of thousands of matchsticks

20th February 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Northern lights captured in spectacular photographs

20th February 2009

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Texans to shoot wild pigs from helicopters

20th February 2009

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This has serious implications for the Democratic members of Texas’s Congressional delegation.

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Terry Pratchett is knighted as gold medallist becomes youngest MBE

20th February 2009

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How cool is that?

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Mind-reading technique developed in US

19th February 2009

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Giant rat caught in China

18th February 2009

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No word on whether he was a Party member.

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Buddhist temple built out of one million beer bottles

18th February 2009

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Whatever their formal nationality, these people are Americans where it counts.

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Britain’s last pit pony dies

18th February 2009

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Slow news day.

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Giant rabbits to return to Spanish menus

16th February 2009

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And about time, too.

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Michelin’s e-wheel eliminates gearboxes, drive shaft, and really boss rims

16th February 2009

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Jumpers for chickens appeal kits out 1,500

16th February 2009

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I am not making this up.

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Jackie Chan film ‘too violent’ for release

16th February 2009

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Hong Kong director Derek Yee considered toning down the violence in “Shinjuku Incident” so it could pass censorship rules, but decided not to because he thought it would hurt the integrity of the movie.

Of course.

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Writing poems helps brain cope with emotional turmoil, say scientists

16th February 2009

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Those scientists are sure a talkative bunch.

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The Army’s new sniper rifle: What it is like to shoot with.

15th February 2009

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Try finding something this interesting in an American newspaper. Go ahead — I dare you.

More here.

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