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As Specter Switches, the Ira Einhorn Saga Deserves Wider Mention

29th April 2009

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The establishment media is saying almost nothing about the man who co-founded Earth Day, and who also happens to be in jail for life for murder. Arlen Specter’s involvement with the Ira Einhorn case is an important event in the party-switching Senator’s career that curious readers would want to know about — if the establishment media cared to note it.

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Cars could have external airbags

28th April 2009

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I suspect that lashing your mother-in-law to a fender won’t count.

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Australia’s tropical islands for sale at half price as financial hits

28th April 2009

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Be the first on your block….

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Video: La Machine à Ecrire le Temps writes time, mesmerizes brains

27th April 2009

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Sheep stuns experts by giving birth to six healthy lambs

27th April 2009

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Guess she is trying to make up the deficit in the human birth rate for Britain.

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Moustachioed horse evades barbers

27th April 2009

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Sounds like a good excuse for a war.

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Swiss Alps bans naked German ramblers

27th April 2009

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Well, that’s a relief.

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Planet of the Grapes

27th April 2009

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This would make a great wall hanging for somebody into wine.

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World’s first electric car built by Victorian inventor in 1884

24th April 2009

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Model village is made entirely of wool

24th April 2009

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I am not making this up.

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Chocolate-powered 145mph racing car made of vegetables

22nd April 2009

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You are what you eat.

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Antarctic ice cover ‘increasing due to hole in ozone layer’

22nd April 2009

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Well. Imagine that.

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British scientists study Hawaiian happy face spider

22nd April 2009

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I’ll bet you didn’t know that there was a Hawaiian happy face spider.

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Farmer brings ‘Nazi’ cows back to Britain after 2,000 years

21st April 2009

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The brown shirts immediately give them away.

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There can Bee only One

21st April 2009

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80 mph and 200 miles is not bad for an electric car.

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Egypt’s top archaeologist claims Antony and Cleopatra tomb found

19th April 2009

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Breaking News: Your genes didn’t evolve to kill you

16th April 2009

Steve Sailer has some fun with recent genetic research.

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Mourners to take advantage of pay-per-view funeral service

16th April 2009

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This actually sounds very American, somehow….

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Library book stolen during US Civil War returned after 145 years

16th April 2009

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(Funny how you have to read an British newspaper to find out the interesting American news.)

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Brown Highland cattle produce rare white calf

15th April 2009

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Immediately arrested and charged with a hate crime for having a white calf and not a brown or black calf.

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Kenyan man bites python in struggle to survive

15th April 2009

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Video: Chrysler’s iPhone-like dashboard makes your car look lame

15th April 2009

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Well, my car would look lame, anyway, but look at the video and pretend you’re on Serenity.

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All world’s Bengal tiger types reared at wildlife centre

15th April 2009

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The Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species (T.I.G.E.R.S.), in South Carolina, has animals of the Royal Standard Bengal (which is orange and black), the Royal White Bengal (white with black stripes), the Snow White Bengal (all white or with ghost stripes), and the Golden Tabby Bengal (red to pale orange cream stripes and saddle).

Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

Pictures here.

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Bra saves woman’s life in robbery shooting

15th April 2009

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Well. There it is.

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The baby fleece inspired by the kangaroo

15th April 2009

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Looking like a refugee from an Alien movie: Priceless.

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Top 10 deadliest animals on the planet

14th April 2009

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They’re missing one: Democrat politician — perhaps under the misapprehension that they only attack your wallet.

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Historic hoard of James VI coins valued at £50,000

14th April 2009

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Scientists shoot down malaria-carrying mosquitoes with frickin’ lasers

13th April 2009

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We have the technology.

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Steam powered USB charger keeps your iPod alive with Victorian sensibility

12th April 2009

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Don’t say we never have useful stuff here.

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Raytheon developing compact, inexpensive human microwaves

10th April 2009

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Mount this on a ship, and send it to Somalia.

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Resin replaces ITO in latest flexible OLED prototype

10th April 2009

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Peapod the friendly Neighborhood Electric Vehicle in the flesh

9th April 2009

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Tim Martin discovers that many phrases in popular use today were coined in science fiction

9th April 2009

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Not that they’ll ever get much credit.

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Cardboard cooker wins global climate change competition

9th April 2009

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Cheaper Way To Extract Oil Shale Found?

9th April 2009

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Good news for us, bad news for the Regressives.

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The Onion Dome: Orthodox vs. Other Faiths

8th April 2009

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Steam-powered vehicle looks to scald world record

8th April 2009

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Will a Smart Grid Repel or Open Doors to a Cyber Attack?

8th April 2009

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No rose without a thorn.

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Video: Scarpar off-road powerboard absolutely must go commercial

8th April 2009

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Put a 50-cal mount on that puppy and I’m in.

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The fastest police cars

8th April 2009

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I like the one with the lights inset into the roofline.

The Lamborghini isn’t bad, either.

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Teenager killed by train while listening to iPod

8th April 2009

Darwin Award nominee.

Let that be a lesson to us all.

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House Dust Yields Clue to Asthma: Roaches

8th April 2009

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Another good reason not to live in the urban core.

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Ghostly figure could be Grand National earl

8th April 2009

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Or it could just be a city whose revenues are down and could use some publicity.

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The English in France: they are easy to spot

7th April 2009

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Yeah, they’re the winners.

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Secrets of Alhambra revealed

7th April 2009

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One of Spain’s most enduring historical mysteries is close to being solved as experts undertake a project to decipher more than 10,000 Arabic inscriptions adorning the walls and ceilings of the Alhambra palace in Granada.

Wonder how many of them just say “Hey, we’re really great!” and “Kill the infidels!”?

The Nasrid motto – “There is no victor but Allah” – is the most common inscription found so far.

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Moctezuma, last Aztec ruler ‘was no traitor’, British Museum exhibition to claim

7th April 2009

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Yeah, there are a lot of Aztecs hanging around wanting that cleared up….

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Barack the Barbarian?

7th April 2009

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Some people just have entirely too much time on their hands.

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Video: da Vinci Si robotic system wants to be your surgeon

7th April 2009

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We have the technology.

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Apples Cut Breast Cancer Risk?

7th April 2009

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And there you have it.

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GM and Segway’s P.U.M.A. unveiled and no, this isn’t a joke

7th April 2009

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GM and Segway’s joint venture is probably best described as a rickshaw without all the charm.

Well, once the nanny-staters wouldn’t let the Segway out in public, this is the obvious next step.

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