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No Grapes, No Nuts, No Market Share: A Venerable Cereal Faces Crunchtime

4th June 2009

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Kaiser Health News

3rd June 2009

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The Biggest Mystery of My Life, Solved

3rd June 2009

Holly Lisle, famous writer and sometime Agent of Chaos, discovers the secret that some of us have known all along.

And I have discovered the answer to the house that stays clean all by itself. Don’t have so much stuff. Don’t buy stuff you won’t use. Get rid of stuff you don’t like as soon as you discover you don’t like it. If you bring something you love into the house, make room for it by getting rid of something you don’t.

Go ye and do likewise.

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Liquid Wood Is Plastic of Tomorrow, Say Scientists

3rd June 2009

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“The cellulose industry separates wood into its three main components — lignin, cellulose and hemicellulose,” ICT team leader Emilia Regina Inone-Kauffmann told DPA.

“The lignin is not needed in papermaking, however. Our colleagues mix that lignin with fine natural fibers made of wood, hemp or flax and natural additives such as wax. From this, they produce plastic granulate that can be melted and injection-moulded.”

The final product can resemble highly polished wood or have a more matted finish and look like the plastic used in most household items.

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Stuff White People Like #126 Vespa Scooters

2nd June 2009

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Within white culture, your choice of transportation method says a lot about you.  For example a Prius says you care about the Earth, a bicycle shows you REALLY care about the earth, and a bus shows that you are probably not white.

In fact, were it to have a liberal arts degree and a steady income,  a Vespa scooter would possesses every important quality that a white person looks for in a spouse.

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Credit-card bill: What it does, what it doesn’t do

2nd June 2009

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It doesn’t appear to get rid of Chris Dodd, so it’s not all that useful.

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Giant feral pig that ate a cow ‘an internet hoax’ say authorities in Australia

2nd June 2009

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Well, shucks.

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Australian politicians meeting ends in ‘fist fight’

2nd June 2009

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Gotta love Australians.

I once offered John Cornyn a large campaign contribution if he would bitch-slap Ted Kennedy, but I never heard back on it. Wuss.

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Bach’s lituus used for first time in 300 years

2nd June 2009

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I think I saw these in The Court Jester.

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Back to The Good Life: thousands take up chicken ownership

30th May 2009

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Guess they don’t have zoning regulations and Home Owners’ Associations in Britain.

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‘See through’ swimsuit to eliminate tan lines

30th May 2009

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Yeah, that’s always been on the top of my Worry List.

Ladies, any man who is in a position to see that you’ve got tan lines is going to have higher priorities. Trust me on this one.

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Blondes don’t have more fun, survey finds

29th May 2009

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All of my illusions, shattered.

You’ve got to wonder about a newspaper that doesn’t even know what Paris Hilton looks like, though.

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Divers discover wreck of ship sent to help Bonnie Prince Charlie

26th May 2009

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Guess it didn’t work.

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LittleSis

24th May 2009

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Businessman hunts down thief in his helicopter

24th May 2009

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Hah.

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Wallaby mother and baby spotted in Cornwall

22nd May 2009

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A male wallaby which escaped from a petting zoo two years ago found this female mate in the wild – which has now been spotted in a garden carrying their baby.

I wasn’t aware that there were so many wallabies wandering around in Cornwall. I suspect that Prince Charles has something to do with it.

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Cruise passengers fought off pirates with deckchairs

22nd May 2009

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Aussie whiz-kids can cram 1.6TB on a DVD-sized disc, go Outback tonight

21st May 2009

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Gotta love Australians.

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Super-Recognizers Great At Facial Recognition

21st May 2009

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Louis XVI’s final testament discovered

20th May 2009

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What’s French for “Oh, shit!”

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Goose photographed flying upside down

20th May 2009

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Must be a re-incarnated stunt team flyer.

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Schoolgirl goalkeeper scores twice from her own penalty box

19th May 2009

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I’m not sure exactly what they’re talking about here, but it sounds pretty impressive.

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Showering during the day helps productivity

18th May 2009

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Well. There it is.

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Hyperion Unveils ‘Kernl’ Web Publishing Initiative

18th May 2009

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The Geek’s Search Engine?

18th May 2009

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For sufficiently small values of “geek”.

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Honda Insight 1.3 IMA SE Hybrid

18th May 2009

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Jeremy Clarkson is not impressed with the new Honda “Prius-killer”.

And the sound is worse. The Honda’s petrol engine is a much-shaved, built-for-economy, low-friction 1.3 that, at full chat, makes a noise worse than someone else’s crying baby on an airliner. It’s worse than the sound of your parachute failing to open. Really, to get an idea of how awful it is, you’d have to sit a dog on a ham slicer.

The nickel for the battery has to come from somewhere. Canada, usually. It has to be shipped to Japan, not on a sailing boat, I presume. And then it must be converted, not in a tree house, into a battery, and then that battery must be transported, not on an ox cart, to the Insight production plant in Suzuka. And then the finished car has to be shipped, not by Thor Heyerdahl, to Britain, where it can be transported, not by wind, to the home of a man with a beard who thinks he’s doing the world a favour.

Why doesn’t he just buy a Range Rover, which is made from local components, just down the road? No, really — weird-beards buy locally produced meat and vegetables for eco-reasons. So why not apply the same logic to cars?

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High Blood Pressure Could Be Caused By A Common Virus, Study Suggests

17th May 2009

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When It Comes To Intelligence, Size Matters

17th May 2009

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So when somebody calls you “fathead” it’s really a compliment.

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Diaries of swashbuckling hero who rescued Robinson Crusoe unearthed

16th May 2009

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Shoppers of the future will ‘pick’ fruit from supermarket shelves

16th May 2009

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Spira foam car enters Automotive X Prize, our hearts

15th May 2009

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Just don’t have an argument with a large dog.

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New cuttlefish-inspired display tech can change color, eat your pet guppy

15th May 2009

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The Real-Time Local News

15th May 2009

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An excellent replacement for the quasi-communist metropolitan newspapers.

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Winged submarine is Ferrari of the depths

14th May 2009

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Traditional sandwiches make comeback as wraps fall from favour

14th May 2009

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Real food triumphs over SWPL fetishes.

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Switzerland Ranks No. 1 as Home for the Rich

14th May 2009

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Taxes weren’t the only consideration, although they clearly were important. The index factors in 11 criteria to determine where to live large, including “economic and legal stability,” “legal considerations,” “education for children,” “proximity,” “culture/infrastructure,” “depth of financial services” and “employment and business opportunities.”

Not surprising. If I were rich, that’s where I’d live.

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Clearing a moat costs thousands of pounds

13th May 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Tongue sees what eyes can’t

13th May 2009

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That’s great, but it still creeps me out.

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Centuries-old torture instruments for sale

12th May 2009

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I’m pretty sure I saw a picture of Senator Byrd in there.

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Indian village with 250 sets of twins

12th May 2009

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Have they checked with the Xerox people?

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Busting Healthcare Myths

11th May 2009

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As in many areas of life, the problem is not what we know, but what we “know” that ain’t so.

Pipes knows whereof she speaks. She is a Canadian citizen (now living in California) and recounts her experiences under a single-payer system. She illustrates Canada’s cost-cutting measures that deny access to new drugs with a personal anecdote. Her uncle was diagnosed with non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma five years ago. “If he’d lived in America, the miracle drug Rituxan might have saved him,” she writes. “But Rituxan wasn’t approved for use in Canada, and he lost his battle with cancer.”

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Crocodile stalks nudist beach in Australia

11th May 2009

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Gardeners buy wallabies as lawnmowers

11th May 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Women only hear properly when gossiping or eavesdropping

9th May 2009

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Can’t fault their priorities.

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Nuclear bomb tests help to identify fake whisky

8th May 2009

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How eating chocolate can help improve your maths

8th May 2009

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So how come more women aren’t professional mathematicians?

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Court Rejects Online Terms Of Service That Reserve The Right To Change At Any Time

8th May 2009

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Wouldn’t it be nice if this applied to credit card agreements?

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Robotic hand controlled by compressed air grasps the concept of delicacy

7th May 2009

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Step by step … closer and closer ….

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DIY coilgun gives clever hobbyists the risk of permanent injury

7th May 2009

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Bumblebee uses high energy “brute force” to fly

7th May 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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