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12th century ‘Mappa Mundi’ recreated for Dover Castle

1st July 2009

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The map, commissioned by English Heritage, is to be placed in a suite of rooms in Dover Castle’s keep which are being refurbished to look as they did when King Henry II built them in the 1180s.

Ooo! Ahh! Pretty!

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Man uses nail clippers in DIY circumcision

30th June 2009

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Just to make you keep your legs crossed the rest of the day.

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Westminster Abbey to be given a corona in first change for 250 years

29th June 2009

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Skier saved from death plunge by Blackberry

29th June 2009

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David Fitzherbert’s half-inch wide handset in his breast pocket caused him to get wedged in a crack of ice, stopping him from falling further.

Sounds almost like one of those Superbowl commercials.

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Pugnacious Puffy Pants

28th June 2009

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Things they never taught you at Academy of the Rapier.

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English Heritage reveals most haunted sites

27th June 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Behind the Wheel – Tata Nano

27th June 2009

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Amazing Girlfriend Manager

26th June 2009

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With this application you can improve your relationships by applying concepts of CRM (Customer Relationship Management) on your girlfriends. Think about your girlfriend as a client! What information and tools you need to improve your relationship? This application is the answer.

For the iPhone, of course.

Don’t say we don’t have useful stuff here.

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Abba museum flops as Swedes show little interest

25th June 2009

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There’s a step in the right direction. Now if we can just wean them from socialism and immigrantophilia….

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Moore’s Law to take a breather

24th June 2009

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“At those nodes, the industry will start getting to the point where semiconductor manufacturing tools are too expensive to depreciate with volume production, i.e., their costs will be so high, that the value of their lifetime productivity can never justify it,” he adds.

At that point, says Jelinek, Moore’s Law becomes academic, and chip makers are going to extend the time they keep their process technologies in the field so they can recoup their substantial investments in process research and semiconductor manufacturing equipment.

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Vatican sells facsimiles of Henry VIII letter that led to schism with Rome

23rd June 2009

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Can action figures be far behind? And perhaps some cute scratch-off game at McDonald’s….

The Vatican announced that 200 copies of the elaborately decorated parchment from 1530, which bore an appeal by English peers to Pope Clement VII asking for the annulment of Henry’s marriage, would go on sale for 50,000 euros (£43,000) each.

Boy, history don’t come cheap.

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Hunting the Elusive First “Ms.”

23rd June 2009

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Helicopter crashes after flying too close to crocodile

22nd June 2009

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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High-speed train gives woman crossing rail lines a lift

22nd June 2009

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Very neighborly.

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Washing machine that uses one cup of water

22nd June 2009

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It uses less than 10 per cent of the water of conventional machines and 30 per cent less energy by replacing most of the water with thousands of tiny reusable plastic beads to attract and absorb dirt under humid conditions.

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Uncovered: 350-year-old picture of dodo before it was extinct

22nd June 2009

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Quick, get a picture of Ted Kennedy.

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Re-enactment of Napoleon’s famous battle of Waterloo

22nd June 2009

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Blade Runner movie house goes on sale

22nd June 2009

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10 Things To Buy Before The Economy Improves

22nd June 2009

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If you’ve got money, of course.

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How Neanderthals met a grisly fate: devoured by humans

20th June 2009

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I can see why the tender spirits of The Guardian find that disturbing.

On the other hand, perhaps they were eaten by aliens. I’ve seen movies on that very subject.

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Ultra-right wing potato sandwich launches in India

19th June 2009

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Shiv Sena, the ultra-right Hindu nationalist party in India, has launched a global brand of snack food called the Shiv Vada — a sandwich containing deep-fried potato ball.

I curious on what basis Cory Doctorow characterizes the Shiv Sena party as “ultra-right”? Although, being ultra-left himself, I suppose I ought to accept his judgment.

In any case, any intersection of “ultra-right” and “potato” has my interest.

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Moth returns from black to white as Britain’s polluted skies change colour

19th June 2009

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The Peppered moth, which changed its colour from white to black in areas of Britain with heavy pollution, is now reverting back to its original appearance.

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Ancient lake found on Mars

18th June 2009

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Falcon nest in Greenland is 2,500-years-old

17th June 2009

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The Rise of the Poorgeoisie

17th June 2009

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A great new term, although I think “slobocracy” would be more accurate.

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Amazon puts code where its mouth is: releases Kindle source to the world

17th June 2009

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Amazon is a fascinating company to watch. You can never tell what it will do.

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Paille Maille played on London’s Pall Mall

16th June 2009

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The 17th century royal game which gave Pall Mall in London its name was played on the street for the first time in 400 years.

Sometimes the old ways are best.

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Royal Mail new Mythical Creatures stamps

16th June 2009

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They have been incorporated into everything from heraldry to architecture, comics, novels and films. And now, six of our best loved mythical creatures have the ultimate accolade, a starring role on their own set of stamps.

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Brussels sprouts banned from warship

16th June 2009

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Good man.

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The Queen and royals attend the service for Garter Knights at Windsor Castle

15th June 2009

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Some times the old ways are best.

If I were king I’d be tempted to stock it with fairly hard-assed combat soldiers, just to get it back to its roots.

But that’s me….

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Russian Oil Magnate Launches $490 Million Luxury Yacht

15th June 2009

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This is about the size of the typical light cruiser — although not nearly as much fun; I am particularly attracted by the “military-grade missile defence system” feature.

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‘Definitely’ is most commonly misspelt word

15th June 2009

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Hey, don’t say we don’t have useful stuff here.

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Maltese Falcon £61m yacht on sale

15th June 2009

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It is known as one of the world’s most expensive yachts, although it still lags behind the Dubai, the 531-foot vessel owned by Sheik Mohammed bin Rashid al Maktoum, and valued at £212 million ($350 million).

Oh, well, then, forget it.

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Looking for a faithful wife? Women with strong jawlines have more affairs, research shows

14th June 2009

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Don’t say we never have useful stuff here.

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A Comeback for Lamarckian Evolution?

13th June 2009

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In recent years, scientists have discovered that epigenetic changes–heritable changes that do not alter the sequence of DNA itself–play a major role in development, allowing genetically identical cells to develop different characteristics; epigenetic changes also play a role in cancer and other diseases. (The definition of epigenetics is somewhat variable, with some scientists limiting the term to refer to specific molecular mechanisms that alter gene expression.) Most epigenetic studies have been limited to a cellular context or have looked at the epigenetic effects of drugs or diet in utero. These two new studies are unique in that the environmental change that triggers the effect–enrichment or early abuse–occurs before pregnancy. “Give mothers chemicals, and it can affect offspring and the next generation,” says Larry Feig, a neuroscientist at Tufts University School of Medicine, in Boston, who oversaw part of the research. “In this case, [the environmental change] happened way before the mice were even fertile.”

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Sir Christopher Lee

13th June 2009

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And about fargin time, too.

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Nuclear Fusion Fission Hybrid Reactor To Destroy Waste

11th June 2009

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It won’t be enough for the envirofascists, but it sounds encouraging.

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Grey hair is a sign of stress, say scientists

11th June 2009

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Whatever would we do without scientists?

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Sergeant saves soldier shot by Taliban by pulling bullet out with fingers

10th June 2009

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That’s going to make one hell of a souvenir.

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White lions return to the wild in South Africa

9th June 2009

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Snakes slither using friction hooks, find scientists

9th June 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Israeli military develops robot snake for battlefield, children’s nightmares

9th June 2009

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Eight more bizarre species that are new to science

9th June 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Socrates trial and execution was completely justified, says new study

8th June 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Colour changing frog worshipped as god in India

8th June 2009

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There you go — change you can believe in.

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Drivers use GPS to avoid speed traps, high fines

8th June 2009

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You knew it had to happen.

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Spirit bear captured on camera

5th June 2009

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A wildlife photographer has described how he came face to face with a kermode, or spirit bear, an animal so rare it was once thought to be mythical.

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Cambridge University puts Europe’s oldest printed books online

5th June 2009

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Botox allows paralysed man to walk again after 20 years

5th June 2009

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Positive outlook improves your vision, claim scientists

4th June 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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