DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

We have seen the future, and it sucks.

Archive for the 'News You Can Use.' Category

Alcohol ‘protects men’s hearts’

21st November 2009

Read it.

Drinking alcohol every day cuts the risk of heart disease in men by more than a third, a major study suggests.

Well. There it is.

Posted in News You Can Use. | 1 Comment »

Galileo’s missing fingers found

20th November 2009

Read it.

Two fingers and a tooth removed from Galileo Galilei’s corpse in a Florentine basilica in the 18th century have been found again.

I’m sure that comes as a relief as much to you as it does to me.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Galileo’s missing fingers found

Sci Fi Sausage, Beaker Bacon, Vat-Grown Veal, and Test Tube Tuna

20th November 2009

Read it.

Not quite the flying car or jet pack we were promised, yet aspects of the future keep arriving.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Sci Fi Sausage, Beaker Bacon, Vat-Grown Veal, and Test Tube Tuna

Is it a ladle? Is it a spatula? No, it’s a scrudle

20th November 2009

Read it.

We have the technology.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Is it a ladle? Is it a spatula? No, it’s a scrudle

Brain-eating tribe could help find treatment for mad cow disease

19th November 2009

Read it.

Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Brain-eating tribe could help find treatment for mad cow disease

The ‘abominable mystery’ even Darwin couldn’t solve

17th November 2009

Read it.

Flowering plants are more interesting than you might realize.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on The ‘abominable mystery’ even Darwin couldn’t solve

Gene Therapy Can Improve Muscle Mass and Strength in Monkeys, Research Suggests

16th November 2009

Read it.

Next to rats, monkeys get all the good stuff.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Gene Therapy Can Improve Muscle Mass and Strength in Monkeys, Research Suggests

Cheapism.com: Where Cheap is Chic

14th November 2009

Read it.

And take whatever action you think appropriate.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Cheapism.com: Where Cheap is Chic

Bra that can be used as a golf putting mat

11th November 2009

Read it.

We have the technology.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Bra that can be used as a golf putting mat

Apple that stays fresh for months developed by Australian scientists

10th November 2009

Read it.

Gotta love Australians.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Apple that stays fresh for months developed by Australian scientists

Babies Cry With an Accent, Study Finds

6th November 2009

Read it.

Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

Hey, tenure doesn’t grow on trees.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Babies Cry With an Accent, Study Finds

Daily portion of chocolate ‘protects against ageing’

5th November 2009

Read it.

Everything bad is good for you.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Daily portion of chocolate ‘protects against ageing’

Secret Worcestershire Sauce recipe found

2nd November 2009

Read it.

Historians believe they have found the original recipe for Lea and Perrins’ Worcestershire sauce, which could be 150 years old.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Secret Worcestershire Sauce recipe found

Mystery of Argleton, the ‘Google’ town that only exists online

31st October 2009

Read it.

An English “Brigadoon”?

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Mystery of Argleton, the ‘Google’ town that only exists online

Sir Christopher Lee knighted by the Prince of Wales

30th October 2009

Read it.

And about fargin’ time, too.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Sir Christopher Lee knighted by the Prince of Wales

Malawi is the cradle of humankind, scientist says

23rd October 2009

Read it.

Well, I’m glad that’s settled.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Malawi is the cradle of humankind, scientist says

Ancient Greeks introduced wine to France, Cambridge study reveals

23rd October 2009

Read it.

Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Ancient Greeks introduced wine to France, Cambridge study reveals

GE VScan portable ultrasound earns the Leonard McCoy seal of approval

22nd October 2009

Read it.

We have the technology.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on GE VScan portable ultrasound earns the Leonard McCoy seal of approval

Barnes & Noble whips out Nook e-reader

21st October 2009

Read it.

I guess “Nook” stands for “Not Book”.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Barnes & Noble whips out Nook e-reader

The First Plastic Electronic Reader Is Coming

20th October 2009

Read it.

After nine years in development, tens of millions of dollars in funding and a delayed product launch, Plastic Logic says it’s finally ready to debut the first electronic reader made of plastic electronics.

Emphasis added.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on The First Plastic Electronic Reader Is Coming

Neanderthal woman could whup Schwarzenegger

20th October 2009

Read it.

If she weren’t extinct, that is. Of course, so could a chimpanzee — if he cared.

According to Peter McAllister, in Manthropology: the Science of Inadequate Modern Man, so completely wussy have we become that were Usain “Lightning” Bolt to go head-to-head with an ancient Australian aboriginal, it’d be silver medal position for the Jamaican sprinter.

Hey, these books don’t sell themselves.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Neanderthal woman could whup Schwarzenegger

West Antarctic ice loss overestimated by NASA sats

20th October 2009

Read it.

Scientists using a network of ground sensors emplaced in Antarctica say that NASA satellites have overestimated the amount of ice that is melting and running off into the ocean from the polar continent.

Funny how that works.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on West Antarctic ice loss overestimated by NASA sats

Panasonic serves up latest prototype robots, dish washing servant included

18th October 2009

Read it.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Panasonic serves up latest prototype robots, dish washing servant included

Crete quarry could be original site of ancient Greek Labyrinth

16th October 2009

Read it.

Perhaps they’ll find there the actual legislative text of the actual health care reform plan.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Crete quarry could be original site of ancient Greek Labyrinth

Items from Henry VIII’s Mary Rose revealed for first time

12th October 2009

Read it.

The Mary Rose Trust unveiled the items to mark the launch of an appeal to raise the remaining £4 million needed to build a new £35 million museum at Portsmouth Historic Dockyard, Hampshire, to house the ship’s remains and artefacts.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Items from Henry VIII’s Mary Rose revealed for first time

2012 is not the end of the world, Mayan elder insists

11th October 2009

Read it.

Well, that’s a relief.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on 2012 is not the end of the world, Mayan elder insists

US court says software is owned, not licensed

6th October 2009

Read it.

Hah!

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on US court says software is owned, not licensed

Scientists Develop Nasal Spray That Improves Memory

3rd October 2009

Read it.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Scientists Develop Nasal Spray That Improves Memory

British archaeologists discover Rome amphitheatre

1st October 2009

Read it.

The amphitheatre was a focal point of Portus, the port through which the Romans imported everything from wheat and wine to slaves and exotic animals from their sprawling empire.

Once the gateway to the Mediterranean and twice the size of the modern-day port of Southampton, it gradually silted up and now lies two miles inland.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on British archaeologists discover Rome amphitheatre

Emperor Nero’s rotating dining room ‘discovered’

29th September 2009

Read it.

Remains of the fabled dining hall have been discovered on the city’s Palatine Hill, where emperors traditionally built their most lavish palaces.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Emperor Nero’s rotating dining room ‘discovered’

More ghosts appear in Kent than elsewhere in UK, finds research

28th September 2009

Read it.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on More ghosts appear in Kent than elsewhere in UK, finds research

Confucius family tree unveiled

25th September 2009

Read it.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Confucius family tree unveiled

The Staffordshire Hoard: Anglo Saxon gold found in a field using a metal detector

24th September 2009

Pretty pictures.

A treasure hunter has unearthed the largest hoard of Anglo-Saxon gold ever found, in a find archaeologists have said may be even more significant than the discovery of a burial ship at Sutton Hoo 70 years ago.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on The Staffordshire Hoard: Anglo Saxon gold found in a field using a metal detector

Why It’s So Hard to Make Nuclear Weapons

24th September 2009

Read it.

Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Why It’s So Hard to Make Nuclear Weapons

Gurkhas to declare independent state in India

18th September 2009

Read it.

I wouldn’t want to be the guy to tell then no….

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Gurkhas to declare independent state in India

The small c and the big robot

18th September 2009

Jeff Jarvis recently had surgery for prostate cancer. Apparently this involved a robot surgeon.

At 9a Monday, I walked into the bright operating room at Sloan Kettering and faced the robot. Pictures of it on the manufacturer’s web site make it look small, like something that might screw in radio knobs on a Cooper Mini: friendly. In person, the robot is huge, like something Sigourney Weaver would defeat in space: imposing. I saluted it and backed away.

We have the technology.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on The small c and the big robot

Woman has tooth implanted into eye

17th September 2009

Read it.

I am not making this up.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Woman has tooth implanted into eye

Washington sniper gets execution date

16th September 2009

Read it.

Execution? Is that allowed any more?

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Washington sniper gets execution date

Meat-flavoured chocolate ‘a hit with men’

16th September 2009

Read it.

Not sure I buy this — how are you going to grill it?

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Meat-flavoured chocolate ‘a hit with men’

The 300yearold history of competitive gooseberry growing faces controversy as an amateur gardener is attempting to win the 16yearold World Record using an unofficial weighing system.

16th September 2009

Read it.

Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

Posted in News You Can Use. | 1 Comment »

New Hot Plate goes hi-tech

14th September 2009

Read it.

The Cookstop is more energy efficient and heats up faster than conventional coil hot plate models. But contrary to those coil models, the Fagor Induction Cookstop doesn’t heat the air around the heating element, thereby keeping inadvertent skin burns to a minimum (not to mention dorm room fires due to forgetting to turn it off).

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on New Hot Plate goes hi-tech

Pirates of the Caribbean ship targeted by thieves

14th September 2009

Read it.

No, no, pirates … not thieves, pirates….

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Pirates of the Caribbean ship targeted by thieves

Is It Identity Theft Or A Bank Robbery, Part II: Couple Sues Bank Over Money Taken

12th September 2009

Read it.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Is It Identity Theft Or A Bank Robbery, Part II: Couple Sues Bank Over Money Taken

Fossil fuel: Now without the fossils

11th September 2009

Read it.

More bad news for the Peak Oil doomsday cult. Russian boffins say they have proved that fossil fuels can be created synthetically by replicating the high pressure, high temperature conditions found in the upper parts of the Earth’s crust.

Posted in News You Can Use. | 1 Comment »

Met uncovers real Velázquez portrait under layers of varnish

10th September 2009

Read it.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Met uncovers real Velázquez portrait under layers of varnish

The sci-fi future of surgery

10th September 2009

Read it.

And about time, too.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on The sci-fi future of surgery

3-tonne robot flying saucer offered to world’s militaries

10th September 2009

Read it.

Be the first on your block….

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on 3-tonne robot flying saucer offered to world’s militaries

Italian Army gets medi-telemetry earrings

9th September 2009

Read it.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Italian Army gets medi-telemetry earrings

Super-soldier exoskeletons ready for troop tests in 2010

9th September 2009

Read it.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Super-soldier exoskeletons ready for troop tests in 2010

Thermageddon? Postponed!

9th September 2009

Read it.

So much for Global Warming.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Thermageddon? Postponed!