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Segway RMP bots used for sniper target practice, other nefarious deeds

8th April 2010

What  a great idea.

Gotta love Australians.

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KARVT wooden MacBook skins — because sometimes aluminum just isn’t enough

8th April 2010

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We like wood. Wood is good.

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A Toaster With Glass Sides for Viewing

7th April 2010

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In case you can’t think of anything better to do while waiting for breakfast.

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What Gives Gold that Mellow Glow?

6th April 2010

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

Warmly glowing gold,
What gives it that autumn hue?
Relativity.

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How to Climb a Bear

6th April 2010

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The directed graph of stereotypical incomprehensibility

5th April 2010

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For people with nothing better to do with their time.

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World’s biggest rabbit weighs three-and-a-half stone

4th April 2010

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Why Brits just can say ’49 pounds’ escapes me. But that’s a huge fargin rabbit.

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The Burger Lab: The Ultimate Homemade Sliders

3rd April 2010

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Because I want you all to get arteriosclerosis and die. But happy.

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Pictish symbols revealed as a written language through application of Shannon entropy

3rd April 2010

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Results From Dungeons & Dragons Online Going Free: Revenue Up 500%

2nd April 2010

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As is true in most times of structural change, those who figure it out (or stumble on the right answer due to a happy accident, which happens far more often – go, Darwin) will make money and survive, and the rest will fall off the cliff yelling on the way down, ‘But he doesn’t know the territory!’

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Easter 2010: Simnel cake enjoys revival

2nd April 2010

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But it’s off-Broadway, so nobody cares.

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Why Your Friends Have More Friends Than You Do

2nd April 2010

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If you think about it for a moment, you’ll figure out the source of this seeming paradox (although this simple insight did not occur to anyone before Feld published his paper in 1991).  You are more likely to be friends with someone who has more friends than with someone who has fewer friends. There are 12 people who have a friend who has 12 friends, but there is only one person who has a friend who has only one friend.  And, of course, there is no one who has a friend who doesn’t have any friend.  Yet there is actually only one person who has 12 friends.  So “12” gets counted only once when you compute the average number of friends that people have, but it gets counted 12 times when you compute the average number of friends that their friends have.  Hence the seeming paradox that your friends have more friends than you do.

Happy to be here, dragging down the average for everybody.

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Cola and unhealthy lifestyle lower sperm count

1st April 2010

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Just sayin’.

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Facts you didn’t know about goldfish

31st March 2010

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Here’s What A $100,000 Salary Gets You In 20 Global Cities

31st March 2010

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‘White strawberry’ that tastes like pineapple to go on sale

30th March 2010

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The pineberry is white and covered in red pips and has the same genetic make-up as the common strawberry but with a flavour and ”extraordinary” smell closer to that of the pineapple, Waitrose said.

The pineberry originated in South America as a wild variety of strawberry but was threatened with extinction until seven years ago when Dutch farmers began growing it commercially, according to the retailer.

This would make a great heraldic charge.

I sense a new liqueur on the horizon.

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Nero’s Golden Palace ceiling collapses due to rain

30th March 2010

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I hate it when that happens.

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Sistine Chapel

30th March 2010

Virtual tour

WARNING: Lots of data. LOTS of data. For fast connections or Very Patient People only.

But it’s certainly gorgeous.

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A chocolate bar a day ‘can cut the risk of heart disease and stroke’

30th March 2010

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Validation! What would we do without scientists?

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Judge: Gene Patents Are Invalid

30th March 2010

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Well, duh. The scandal is that it took this long to find a judge with some common sense.

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Kosher-for-Passover Beer

29th March 2010

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Key to sweeter tomatoes uncovered

29th March 2010

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Don’t say we never have useful stuff here.

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Why everything you’ve been told about evolution is wrong

28th March 2010

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Hey, life is what happens while you’re busy crafting theories….

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Can You Spot The Partisan Legislation?

27th March 2010

Some Informative Charts.

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Simavita’s electronic underpants TXT you when they’re wet

26th March 2010

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We have the technology.

Gotta love Australians.

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Second Circuit Due Process Victory for Connecticut Carry Permit Holders

25th March 2010

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Getting drunk the night before has no effect on exam results

25th March 2010

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And there was much rejoicing.

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Yet Another Cute Little Car

24th March 2010

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Sorry, two wheels do not a stable firing platform make.

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Jobs With the Best Retirement Benefits

24th March 2010

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By ‘jobs’ of course they mean ‘non-government jobs’.

Unionized workers receive considerably more generous retirement benefits, averaging $2.42 an hour, than nonunion workers, who get just 75 cents an hour. State and local government workers receive $3.19 an hour toward retirement benefits.

As John Derbyshire never ceases to say, ‘Get a government job!’

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State AGs File Suit; New Health Care Front Opens in Florida

23rd March 2010

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First, it alleges that Congress, in passing the bill, overstepped its authority; that the Commerce Clause of the Constitution does not grant Congress the power to pass so sweeping a law;

Second, the plaintiffs allege something we, frankly, didn’t see coming — that the bill deprives the states a “Republican Form of Government,” in violation of Article IV, Section 4 of the Constitution;

Third, it asserts that in passing the law, the feds have encroached on state sovereignty, in violation of the Tenth Amendment to the Constitution;

Fourth, it alleges that the provision of the bill mandating that all Americans purchase health care or be fined constitutes an unconstitutional tax that violates Article I, Sections 2 and 9.

Well, that didn’t take long. Of course, under the old system, whereby the Senators were chosen by the state legislatures rather than the rabble, this health care takeover would have been laughed out of the Senate. (As, indeed, much of the stupider Federal legislation of the past 80 years would have been.)

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Lung cancer gene found in non-smokers

23rd March 2010

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The researchers said lung cancer in non-smokers was an increasing problem but the causes were not well understood.

Not according to the second-hand-smoke nanny-staters.

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Buy Your Groceries European-Style

22nd March 2010

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And it doesn’t even require you to eat cheese and surrender.

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Google stops censoring in China

22nd March 2010

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Well. Better late than never, I suppose. Still, these days, it’s a victory.

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General David Petraeus tipped as Republican 2012 presidential candidate

20th March 2010

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Wouldn’t it be nice to have a grownup to vote for?

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The Best Funny And Educational Geek Songs

20th March 2010

Read it. And listen.

Hey, don’t say we never have useful stuff here.

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Bubbles in Guinness really do go down instead of up, according to a study by scientists to mark St Patrick’s Day.

17th March 2010

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

Hey, tenure doesn’t grow on trees.

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1 gene lost = 1 limb regained? Scientists demonstrate mammalian regeneration through single gene deletion

17th March 2010

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Lose a limb? Walk it off.

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Roman jewel depicting emperor expected to sell for £50,000

11th March 2010

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Google to scan one million books from Rome and Florence libraries

10th March 2010

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Workers on Baltic Sea pipeline discover 1,000-year-old wrecks

9th March 2010

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Most of them once members of the Soviet Politburo….

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Mystery of Disappearing Stuffed Gorilla Solved

5th March 2010

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Unemployment Benefits: How Much Unemployment Do They Cause

5th March 2010

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Quite a lot, according to rabid right-wing Tea-Party activist Larry Summers — oh, wait….

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Underwater Archeology: Diving 800 Feet Below an Ancient Cathedral

4th March 2010

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New use found for ‘world’s most useful tree’

4th March 2010

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“Moringa oleifera is a vegetable tree which is grown in Africa, Central and South America, the Indian subcontinent, and South East Asia. It could be considered to be one of the world’s most useful trees,” says Michael Lea, a Canadian water-purification researcher. “Perhaps most importantly, its seeds can be used to purify drinking water at virtually no cost.”

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Australia is social networking capital of the world

3rd March 2010

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Gotta love Australians.

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Rare Buddhist flower found under nun’s washing machine

1st March 2010

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Well. There it is.

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Color Wheel

1st March 2010

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The fundamental difference between the sexes.

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Treasures of Chatsworth House unveiled

28th February 2010

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History of the Inverted-T Cursor Arrow Key Layout

28th February 2010

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Well, I thought it was interesting.

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Robotic Surgical Simulator lets doctors sharpen their skills by operating on polygons

28th February 2010

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And about fargin time, too. One of the things I’ve been waiting for is the development of sophisticated simulation environments that will allow people to practice useful skills in a realistic environment to give them a leg up when they get into the Real Thing. Aircraft flight simulators have made huge strides in this regard, and some would say that high-end computer games have given us a reserve pool of potential tank gunners and fighter pilots the way life on the prairie gave us a huge pool of potential infantry riflemen during the 20th century. (We still have a long way to go — how many people were not surprised when, in THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING, the party in Moria, surrounded by orcs, stood around and waited for whatever it was that had scared off the orcs. I was bouncing up and down in my seat: GUYS, IF THE ORCS ARE RUNNING THEN YOU OUGHT TO BE RUNNING TOO. DON’T JUST STAND THERE WITH YOUR THUMBS UP YOUR BUTTS. But nobody listens to me….)

So this is a welcome development.

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