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Underwater Archeology: Diving 800 Feet Below an Ancient Cathedral

4th March 2010

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New use found for ‘world’s most useful tree’

4th March 2010

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“Moringa oleifera is a vegetable tree which is grown in Africa, Central and South America, the Indian subcontinent, and South East Asia. It could be considered to be one of the world’s most useful trees,” says Michael Lea, a Canadian water-purification researcher. “Perhaps most importantly, its seeds can be used to purify drinking water at virtually no cost.”

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Australia is social networking capital of the world

3rd March 2010

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Gotta love Australians.

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Rare Buddhist flower found under nun’s washing machine

1st March 2010

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Well. There it is.

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Color Wheel

1st March 2010

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The fundamental difference between the sexes.

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Treasures of Chatsworth House unveiled

28th February 2010

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History of the Inverted-T Cursor Arrow Key Layout

28th February 2010

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Well, I thought it was interesting.

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Robotic Surgical Simulator lets doctors sharpen their skills by operating on polygons

28th February 2010

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And about fargin time, too. One of the things I’ve been waiting for is the development of sophisticated simulation environments that will allow people to practice useful skills in a realistic environment to give them a leg up when they get into the Real Thing. Aircraft flight simulators have made huge strides in this regard, and some would say that high-end computer games have given us a reserve pool of potential tank gunners and fighter pilots the way life on the prairie gave us a huge pool of potential infantry riflemen during the 20th century. (We still have a long way to go — how many people were not surprised when, in THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING, the party in Moria, surrounded by orcs, stood around and waited for whatever it was that had scared off the orcs. I was bouncing up and down in my seat: GUYS, IF THE ORCS ARE RUNNING THEN YOU OUGHT TO BE RUNNING TOO. DON’T JUST STAND THERE WITH YOUR THUMBS UP YOUR BUTTS. But nobody listens to me….)

So this is a welcome development.

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Diamond the size of a ‘chicken’s egg’ sells for record $35.3 million

27th February 2010

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Which is just another way of saying that the dollar isn’t worth what it used to be, of course.

“As your reward, I will give you a pigeon’s egg the size of a ruby….”

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Honda shows off three-wheeled 3R-C concept vehicle

27th February 2010

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Yet Another Cute Little Car.

Add a Vulcan mini-gun with heads-up display, and oh, baby….

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ZMP RoboCar G soon to be available to researchers

27th February 2010

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Yet Another Cute Little Car.

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US Navy SEALs’ new airlock minisub – made in Blighty

27th February 2010

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It emerged that the S301 – now in trials with the SEALs in Hawaii – had cost just $10m to develop, which contrasted especially well with the $885m+ spent on the ill-fated Advanced SEAL Delivery System (ASDS).

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Hen lays giant egg

25th February 2010

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We’re urging him to call it ‘Obamacare’.

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A Sticky Little Lizard Inspires a New Adhesive Tape

25th February 2010

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Yeah, we all need more sticky stuff in our lives….

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Glow in the dark loo roll

23rd February 2010

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We have the technology.

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Israel unveils unmanned drones which can fly to Iran

21st February 2010

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The Heron TP drones have a wingspan of 86 feet making them the size of Boeing 737 passenger jets and the largest unmanned aircraft in Israel’s military. The planes can fly at least 20 consecutive hours and are primarily used for surveillance and carrying diverse payloads.

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Unearthing the splendour of Ur in Iraq

20th February 2010

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Until some Muslim fundamentalists come along and blow it up, as happened in Afghanistan. Let’s take advantage of it while we can.

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The Deliberate Dumbing-Down of America

20th February 2010

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Beware of the loopholes in the new credit card law

20th February 2010

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Beginning Monday, some of the more outrageous practices of credit card issuers will be outlawed. But just like a bully on a playground who doesn’t punch when the teacher is watching, lenders will find ways to continue pummeling consumers.

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Car Bibles

20th February 2010

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Citigroup Warns Customers It May Refuse To Allow Withdrawals

20th February 2010

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The image of banks locking their doors to keep customers from making withdrawals during a bank run is what immediately came to mind when we heard that Citigroup was telling customers it has the right to prevent any withdrawals from checking accounts  for seven days.

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Everything you always wanted to know about expiration dates but were afraid to ask.

18th February 2010

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The fact is that expiration dates mean very little. Food starts to deteriorate from the moment it’s harvested, butchered, or processed, but the rate at which it spoils depends less on time than on the conditions under which it’s stored. Moisture and warmth are especially detrimental. A package of ground meat, say, will stay fresher longer if placed near the coldest part of a refrigerator (below 40 degrees Fahrenheit), than next to the heat-emitting light bulb. Besides, as University of Minnesota food scientist Ted Labuza explained to me, expiration dates address quality—optimum freshness—rather than safety and are extremely conservative. To account for all manner of consumer, manufacturers imagine how the laziest people with the most undesirable kitchens might store and handle their food, then test their products based on these criteria.

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Salamander is now Webbed

17th February 2010

David Friedman is joining the give-it-away economy.

My agent, whose opinion I respect, disagrees. Acting on her advice and my own inclination, have just put the entire text of Salamander, my as yet unpublished second novel, on the web for anyone who wants to read it.

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Strongest beer in the world: Brewdog produces 41pc ale

16th February 2010

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Just for you, Roy. Happy Birthday.

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Verizon to allow unlimited Skype calling over 3G starting next month

16th February 2010

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Scientists discover the secret of ageing

16th February 2010

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Chips make you chipper: Official

16th February 2010

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It’s official: if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, then filling your face with chips will cheer you up, according to boffins at Aston University’s School of Life and Health Sciences.

Add some dead cow, and I’m in.

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Catching fly balls in virtual reality: A critical test of the outfielder problem

14th February 2010

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Hey, tenure doesn’t grow on trees, you know.

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Oldest privately-owned Encyclopedia Britannica found

13th February 2010

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The 18-volume set, from 1797, which is still regularly used by its owner, Charlotte Hampson, has been discovered by Encyclopaedia Britannica after a search.

Sometimes the old ways are best.

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Umami

13th February 2010

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But umami is not just an Asian thing. We taste it in other, western, favourites: parmesan cheese, canned anchovies, Parma ham, gherkins, olives and wild mushrooms are umami foods, along with wine and beer. The yeasts on a ripe piece of fruit have a degree of umami, and balsamic vinegar is packed with it. Favourite bottled sauces such as Tabasco and Worcester sauce lend umami to the blandest food….

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Sites That Help You Fight the Fees

13th February 2010

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Financial institutions reap billions in profits from fees on consumers, many of whom lack the time or information to wade through the fine print.

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Nanofiber Lamps Are More Efficient Than Incandescent Bulbs, Eco-FriendlierThan Fluorescent

12th February 2010

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Works fine, lasts a long time, fails safe, and drains to the bilge.

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Jealous woman killed lover with poisoned curry

10th February 2010

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This is God telling you to stay away from foreign food.

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Drink beer not fizzy pop for pity’s sake, say boffins

8th February 2010

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Splendid news on the health front this week, as it has emerged that drinking beer is good for you – and that soft drinks will kill you.

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Turbine Light concept uses wind to light highways

6th February 2010

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A good trick, if it works.

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Molecular secrets of the “iron-plated snail”

5th February 2010

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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The Museum of Unworkable Devices

5th February 2010

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The first entry, of course, ought to be ‘government’, but one can’t expect that sort of insight from just anybody.

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Insulin Can Now Be Made Cheaply from Flowers

4th February 2010

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Don’t look for the price to drop any time soon, though.

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Textbook Firms Ink E-Deals For iPad

3rd February 2010

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Major textbook publishers have struck deals with software company ScrollMotion Inc. to adapt their textbooks for the electronic page, as the industry embraces a hope that digital devices such as Apple Inc.’s iPad will transform the classroom.

This will be helpful.

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Spray-on liquid glass is about to revolutionize almost everything

3rd February 2010

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Or maybe not. You decide.

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Four women battle to bring Dead Sea Scrolls back to life

2nd February 2010

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Bees Can Recognize Human Faces

2nd February 2010

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Be afraid.

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Distilled Geography: Europe’s Alcohol Belts

30th January 2010

An Informative Map

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Is this the death of the kettle?

30th January 2010

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The Quooker supplies instant boiling water through a tap, connected to a small tank hidden in a cupboard underneath the work surface or sink. The heavily insulated three-litre tank is linked to the water supply and heated electrically to keep it at 100C. There is a safety catch to stop children accidentally burning themselves.

I’d buy it.

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Vikings with flaming torches set fire to a longboat in the Shetland Islands.

27th January 2010

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Well, that’s what they do.

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Good News: ‘Ellie Light’ Is a Man

27th January 2010

The Other McCain is on the case.

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Largest book in the world to go on display

26th January 2010

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Aquatic ape hypothesis

26th January 2010

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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The Formula For Perfect Parallel Parking

24th January 2010

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OfficePOD

23rd January 2010

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Wouldn’t mind having one of these. They probably cost as much as a new car, though. As you can see, it’s designed to be stuck out in the yard, like a garden shed.

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