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Royal Navy launches anti-sub war against drug cartels

29th May 2010

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Japan Plans a Moon Base by 2020, Built by Robots for Robots

28th May 2010

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That will really confuse the aliens on the dark side.

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Predators can be picky eaters

27th May 2010

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Phone app fakes incoming calls

27th May 2010

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At last – technology for the rest of us.

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Amazon.com’s Kindle fails first college test

25th May 2010

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At Princeton University and Portland-based Reed College, a small liberal-arts institution, students praised the Kindle for its long battery life, paper savings and portability. They then complained they couldn’t scribble notes in the margins, easily highlight passages or fully appreciate color charts and graphics.

“You don’t read textbooks in the same linear way as a novel,” said Roesner, 23, a graduate student in computer science and engineering. “You have to flip back and forth between pages, and the Kindle is too slow for that. Also, the bookmarking function is buggy.”

Sounds like a job for the iPad.

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Woodpecker alarm clock taps its wake-up

23rd May 2010

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German boffins develop sharkskin paint for ships, planes

21st May 2010

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To lower the fuel consumption of airplanes and ships, it is necessary to reduce their flow resistance, or drag. An innovative paint system makes this possible. This not only lowers costs, it also reduces CO2 emissions.

Not to mention that they look really, really sharp.

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10 Million Americans Now Covered by Health Savings Accounts (HSAs)

19th May 2010

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HSAs are the greatest thing since sliced bread.

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Scientists devise algorithm to detect sarcasm

19th May 2010

Science Marches On!

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New evidence caffeine may slow Alzheimer’s disease and other dementias, restore cognitive function

18th May 2010

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Everything bad is good for you.

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Two for the price of one – the double banana

18th May 2010

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Skip college. You will earn more as a cop.

17th May 2010

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And get more respect.

My son, who is entering college this fall–as I’m preparing to sign big checks–told me that a classmate of his is opting to become a police officer rather than going the four-year college route. This reminded me of an exercise I conducted while in the lower depths of graduate school that compared the lifetime earnings of a college professor and a police officer–the police officer won.

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Paranormal Romance Plot Generator

16th May 2010

Check it out.

You, too, can hit the best-seller list.

Remember, the really silly plots are the ones you should use.

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We Answer Your Questions About Nuts and Cholesterol

15th May 2010

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Don’t ever say we don’t have useful stuff here.

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Red dot sight for hotshoes makes shooting tangos a viewfinder-free experience

14th May 2010

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If you understood that headline, you’ll want this product.

If you didn’t, you won’t.

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Is the iPad just what the doctor ordered?

14th May 2010

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I have two doctors that I see regularly, both are getting iPads and say that their colleagues are doing the same.

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Doubt Is Cast on Many Reports of Food Allergies

14th May 2010

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A new report, commissioned by the federal government, finds the field is rife with poorly done studies, misdiagnoses and tests that can give misleading results.

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New York Towns Saying ‘English or Else’

13th May 2010

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Who knew there were so may racists in New York?

Oh, wait, sorry … forgot that ‘Hispanic’ isn’t a race….

Enter the New York Civil Liberties Union: The organization has asked the board to rescind the ordinance.

Of course.

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Bra that grows rice developed in Japan

13th May 2010

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Well, you never know when you’re going to need some rice….

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US Navy’s plane-hurling mass driver in tech hiccup

13th May 2010

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The so-called Electromagnetic Aircraft Launch System, or EMALS, is now under development in a shore-based test facility at Lakehurst naval air station in New Jersey. However, according to reports, the test mass-driver installation suffered serious damage earlier this year in a mishap blamed on a “software malfunction”. Apparently the “shuttle” – which moves along the catapult track to accelerate a plane to flying speed – went the wrong way in a test shot and smashed into important equipment.

Oops. On the other hand, had there been a plane attached, it (and its pilot) would have been okay because of the way they attach the launch cradle.

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“Six Absurd Gender Stereotypes (That Science Says Are True)”

11th May 2010

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I was explaining this to my son after we went to watch Iron Man 2, and my girlfriend needed to visit the facilities before we headed over the hill to go home. The human genome evolves…and it evolves on either side of a gender barrier. Just about anything that would come in handy when you go out to kill a wild animal and bring it home, men are going to excel in that particular skill. Anything that involves guarding a bunch of helpless babies from hazards as if you’re a momma bird guarding a nest, women are going to be much better suited for it. Going a couple of hours without taking a leak, obviously that’s our department.

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Mapping Ancient Civilization, in a Matter of Days

11th May 2010

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In only four days, a twin-engine aircraft equipped with an advanced version of lidar (light detection and ranging) flew back and forth over the jungle and collected data surpassing the results of two and a half decades of on-the-ground mapping, the archaeologists said. After three weeks of laboratory processing, the almost 10 hours of laser measurements showed topographic detail over an area of 80 square miles, notably settlement patterns of grand architecture and modest house mounds, roadways and agricultural terraces.

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Householder catches burglar using ‘Sherlock Holmes’ detective work

10th May 2010

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Sometimes the old ways are best.

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Hay, That Just Might Work

9th May 2010

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Of course, it didn’t come from a Harvard guy or a multinational conglomerate so the chances of the government (any government) adopting it before I’m ready for Social Security is vanishingly small.

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Ebooks

9th May 2010

Charles Stross explains certain inconvenient truths.

This is a wonderful compendium of facts about the e-book business.

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Two Heuristics to Live By When You Don’t Know What You’re Doing

8th May 2010

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But if complexity is your only demon, I’ve got two simple rules of thumb to exorcise him. Here goes:

1. If you don’t have clear and convincing evidence that doing something is better than doing nothing, do nothing.

2. If you know that doing nothing is bad, but don’t have clear and convincing evidence that one action is better than another, do the simplest, standard thing.

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Iron Man 2

8th May 2010

Carrie Vaughn, author of the ‘Kitty’ series of werewolf stories and one of my Recommended Writers (see the list on the right), reviews.

Don’t tell me a story.  Make me freaking believe it.

And that says everything that needs to be said.

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How white are American blacks?

8th May 2010

Steve Sailer will talk about things that most people are afraid to even think about.

All this is pretty similar to what I heard from Penn State geneticist Mark Shriver eight years ago. He came up with about 18% white admixture in African Americans. The technology was more primitive then, but his sample size was about 20 times bigger. So, one-fifth appears to be a good rough estimate.

Needless to say, I love the guy.

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Supercavitating Torpedo

8th May 2010

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Ruh-roh.

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World’s first remote heart surgery completed in Leicester, UK

4th May 2010

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This is the wave of the future. And you are here to see it.

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Steak ‘n Shake: The Quintessential American Cheeseburger

4th May 2010

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The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

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World’s biggest beaver dam can be seen from space

4th May 2010

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Show Stopper: How Plastic Popped the Cork Monopoly

2nd May 2010

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To think of all the marvelous ways
They’re using plastic nowadays….

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Human Chromosome 2 is a fusion of two ancestral chromosomes

2nd May 2010

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Japanese scientists create ‘Robocop’ suit

1st May 2010

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The metal-and-plastic outfit boasts eight electric motors that amplify the strength of the wearer’s arms and legs, as well as sensors that can detect movements and respond to commands through a voice-recognition system.

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Lucky charms do work, scientists conclude

1st May 2010

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No, not the cereal.

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Disassembled household appliances

28th April 2010

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Don’t ever say we don’t have useful stuff here.

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Filmmaker Peter Jackson made knight in New Zealand

28th April 2010

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Noah’s Ark remains ‘discovered’

27th April 2010

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A group of Chinese and Turkish evangelical Christians said they had uncovered remnants of Noah’s Ark on its legendary mountain resting place in Turkey.

‘Right. What’s a cubit?’

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Underwater ‘safe’ protects £5m shipwreck treasures

27th April 2010

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Australian girl’s jellyfish sting survival ‘rewrites medical history’

27th April 2010

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A 10-year-old girl has stunned doctors in Australia after she survived being stung by the world’s most venomous creature.

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Outfoxing the Counterfeiters

25th April 2010

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The new $100 bill is the most sophisticated attempt yet to combat forgery. Since colonial times, the U.S. has engaged in a cat-and-mouse game with criminals and foreign governments eager to pass off brilliant fakes.

You know, it’s almost impossible to ‘counterfeit’ a gold coin….

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John McCain fighting for his political life in the Arizona desert

25th April 2010

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Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

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OK Corral inquest transcript found in Arizona jailhouse store room

23rd April 2010

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Neanderthals may have interbred with humans

21st April 2010

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Pensioner uncovers £500,000 treasure

20th April 2010

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Well, in Britain you can do that.

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Frankincense: Could it be a cure for cancer?

18th April 2010

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“Cancer starts when the DNA code within the cell’s nucleus becomes corrupted,” he says. “It seems frankincense has a re-set function. It can tell the cell what the right DNA code should be.

“Frankincense separates the ‘brain’ of the cancerous cell – the nucleus – from the ‘body’ – the cytoplasm, and closes down the nucleus to stop it reproducing corrupted DNA codes.”

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Anti-Cancer Agent Stops Metastasis In Its Tracks

17th April 2010

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Pizza, Guns, or Strip Clubs?

16th April 2010

An Informative Map.

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Chivalry was born on a wet day in 1839

14th April 2010

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In Diana Paxson’s back yard … oh, wait….

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