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Man electrocuted in tunnel beneath mental hospital

4th May 2011

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I blame Cthulhu.

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Word frequency lists and dictionary from the Corpus of Contemporary American English

3rd May 2011

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This site contains what we believe is the most accurate frequency data of English. It contains word frequency lists of the top 60,000 words (lemmas) in English, collocates lists (looking at nearby words to see word meaning and use), and n-grams (the frequency of all two and three-word sequences in the corpora).

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They Sure Don’t Make Pyrex Like They Used To

30th April 2011

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Most people probably don’t think of Corning as a crime fighting company, but when it sold its Pyrex brand to World Kitchen in 1998, the company accidentally made the illegal manufacture of crack cocaine more difficult—a fascinating example of unintended consequences.

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Turkey plans to build waterway bigger than Suez and Panama canals

28th April 2011

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He said the canal would be some 28-31 miles in length, 492 feet wide at the surface, and have a depth of 82 feet.

The canal, to be built on the European side of Istanbul, will link the Black Sea with the Marmara Sea and will be large enough for supertankers to pass through.

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LinkedIn Takes A Data Dive To Examine What’s In A Professional Name

27th April 2011

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With enough data, we can analyze the world.

Note that the #1 CEO name in Australia is Bruce.

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Man jabs crocodile in eye to escape

26th April 2011

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Gotta love Australians.

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The incredible floating fire ant

26th April 2011

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When in danger of drowning, a colony of the critters — thousands of them — will save themselves by joining forces and forming a raft. They pile together and lock legs and jaws.

So bound, an ant raft can survive for months.

Engineers studying animal oddities now report that together, the ants aren’t just stronger. They’re floatier. Airtight, even.

“Water does not penetrate the raft,” said Nathan Mlot, a mechanical engineer at the Georgia Institute of Technology and lead author of the ant-raft report published in Monday’s Proceedings of the National Academies. Even the bottom layer of ants stays dry, he said.

The parallels between fire ants and public employee unions grows increasingly uncanny.

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Laser solution to damp spark plugs

25th April 2011

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It is a problem most drivers have encountered on a wet morning, when they turn the ignition key only to be met with the fruitless whine of the starter motor as damp spark plugs fail to ignite the fuel.

But the end of the spark plug could be in sight, after scientists designed a laser which can start combustion engines.

We have the technology … or will, soon.

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New Graphene Super Paper is 10x Stronger Than Steel

25th April 2011

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I’m thinking body armor.

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If Music Be Thy Dream Of Filthy Lucre, Press Stop

25th April 2011

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It is pretty cool, in a geeky sort of way: music generated by fractally complex cellular automata, in the style of your choice—classical, dance, rock/pop, hip-hop, etcetera. Every composition is unique, and can be downloaded as a ringtone. They lay claim to the copyright on all the generated music, mind you, raising the interesting question of what counts as “fair use”, but I’ll leave that rant to Cory Doctorow. What sort of saddens me about WolframTones is that it’s yet another nail in the coffin of ten million teenage dreams of musical superstardom.

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Adventures in Very Recent Evolution

23rd April 2011

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Ten thousand years ago, people in southern China began to cultivate rice and quickly made an all-too-tempting discovery — the cereal could be fermented into alcoholic liquors. Carousing and drunkenness must have started to pose a serious threat to survival because a variant gene that protects against alcohol became almost universal among southern Chinese and spread throughout the rest of China in the wake of rice cultivation.

The variant gene rapidly degrades alcohol to a chemical that is not intoxicating but makes people flush, leaving many people of Asian descent a legacy of turning red in the face when they drink alcohol.

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Royal wedding: Kate Middleton to leave bridal bouquet at grave of Unknown Warrior

23rd April 2011

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I hope I live to see this girl become Queen.

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2001 study: white mortality in U.S. metropolitan areas is a function of the size of the local black population

23rd April 2011

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So relax, Portland.

The study was set to explore the correlation between income inequality and mortality, but the authors found little evidence of this correlation. Instead they found that racial composition plays a key role in mortality rates. “Specifically, they show that white mortality rates are higher in states and MSA’s [“metropolitan statistical area.”] where the black population is a larger fraction of the total.”

I guess Malcolm X was right — black people really don’t like white people.

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FlyNano plane is super-light, pretty cheap, a little scary

23rd April 2011

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The first thing I thought when I saw these was ‘Delta Force’. So we’ll see.

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France threatens to ‘suspend’ Schengen Treaty

22nd April 2011

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Italy has given up to 26,000 illegal migrants six-month residence permits, allowing them to travel freely in the border-free Schengen zone, which covers all EU countries except Britain and Ireland.

The decision to issue travel documents to the Tunisians and other Arab migrants has triggered a French warning over the 1995 treaty.

”It seems to us that we need to think about a mechanism that would allow us, when there is a systematic disruption at one of the EU’s external borders, to intervene with a temporary suspension for as long as the disruption lasts,” said an Elysée source.

I guess Europe is full of nations after all. Whoda thunkit?

 

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Lasers set to replace spark plugs in car engines

22nd April 2011

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The spark plug is the limiting factor on how “lean” – how low in fuel – the mixture can be: in order to ignite a leaner mixture the spark must be hotter, and past a certain point this destroys the electrodes.

But designers would like to make leaner-running engines as this would improve fuel economy and cut down on emissions.

Lasers would potentially offer hotter ignition, and they have other advantages too. The timing of ignition would be more precise than with sparkplugs – on the very brief timescales over which cylinder mixtures change, the exact point at which a plug will spark is quite unpredictable.

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Multimillionaire’s private space ship ‘can land on Mars’

22nd April 2011

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In a statement released yesterday, Musk and SpaceX also make the bold claim that the Dragon, once fitted with modifications that the company is now developing under NASA contract, would also be able to land “almost anywhere on Earth or another planet with pinpoint accuracy, overcoming the limitation of a winged architecture that works only in Earth’s atmosphere” (our emphasis).

I’m sorry, but ‘Elon Musk’ sounds like something from Chanel.

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Rich Chinese consider leaving China

21st April 2011

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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400-year-old atlas of Britain to go on display

20th April 2011

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John Speed’s Theatre of the Empire of Great Britaine is regarded as one of the world’s great cartographic treasures. Each page is coloured and illustrated by hand, with the county maps featuring drawings of famous battles, local coats of arms and historic sites.

The atlas was first published in 1611-12 and and acquired by the Cambridge University Library in 1968. To mark the 400th anniversary, the university has digitised each page and put them online for the public to view.

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Bacteria Divide People Into 3 Types, Scientists Say

20th April 2011

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In the early 1900s, scientists discovered that each person belonged to one of four blood types. Now they have discovered a new way to classify humanity: by bacteria. Each human being is host to thousands of different species of microbes. Yet a group of scientists now report just three distinct ecosystems in the guts of people they have studied.

Judging by recent history, there will soon be a dating service to match people by their gut type.

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Modern-day ninja in epic battle with riot police, robot

20th April 2011

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A man who was plainly an invincible ninja warrior or similar tangled with police in Maryland recently. The sword-wielding scofflaw successfully resisted ordinary meatbag cops, a police robot, gassing with a “chemical agent” and a volley of low-velocity cosh projectiles from a SWAT team before finally succumbing to the crippling electric current of a Taser stun weapon.

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Recreating the sound of Tutankhamun’s trumpets

20th April 2011

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Both became exhibits at the Cairo museum, but when it was broken into during the recent uprising, the bronze instrument vanished. Luckily, the silver one was away on exhibition tour.

Egyptologists were already reeling from the loss of many of the country’s antiquities, and many found the theft of one of the oldest surviving musical instruments in the world particularly poignant.

And this is why the Elgin Marbles are better off in the British Museum rather than back in Greece.

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Dating service to use DNA

19th April 2011

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A dating service set up by biology students in Munich, Germany is testing subjects’ DNA to find the most compatible gene pools.

Yup, those wacky Germans are at it again.

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Moonwalking Romanian politician ordered to stop dancing

19th April 2011

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Imagine John Boehner or Harry Reid trying that. (On second thought: Don’t.)

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First light wave quantum teleportation achieved, opens door to ultra fast data transmission

18th April 2011

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Mark this day, folks, because the brainiacs have finally made a breakthrough in quantum teleportation: a team of scientists from Australia and Japan have successfully transferred a complex set of quantum data in light form

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And so it begins. Emergency Financial Mgr. fires entire government of Benton Harbor, MI.

17th April 2011

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My mother’s father came from Benton Harbor, so I’m somewhat interested in this.

 

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US military conducts ‘most challenging’ ballistic missile defence test

15th April 2011

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It was “the most challenging test to date” marking the first intercept of a shipboard Aegis combat system built by Lockheed against a target with a range greater than 1,864 miles, the statement said.

“Initial indications are that all components performed as designed,” said the MDA, in a statement describing the procedure over the Pacific Ocean that saw the latest Aegis BMD weapon system successfully intercept an intermediate-range threat missile.

But of course ‘Star Wars’ has never worked, doesn’t work, and can never work. Just ask the New York Times.

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Scientists teleport Schrodinger’s cat

15th April 2011

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Researchers from Australia and Japan have successfully teleported wave packets of light, potentially revolutionising quantum communications and computing.

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Sharp-toothed fossil links old and new dinosaurs

14th April 2011

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I’m sure Obama’s ahead of the curve on this one.

The surprising discovery of a fossil of a sharp-toothed beast that lurked in what is now the western U.S. more than 200 million years ago is filling a gap in dinosaur evolution.

The short snout and slanting front teeth of the find _ Daemonosaurus chauliodus _ had never before been seen in a Triassic era dinosaur, said Hans-Dieter Sues of the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History. Sues and colleagues report the discovery in Wednesday’s edition of the British journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B.

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Language spoken by only two people dying out as they won’t talk to each other

14th April 2011

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I know exactly how they feel.

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Sorting algorithms demonstrated with Hungarian folk dance

14th April 2011

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Bubble sort me, baby.

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Peter Jackson to shoot The Hobbit with new film technology

14th April 2011

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Although ‘film’ is something of a misnomer.

The prequel to the blockbuster Lord of the Rings trilogy will be shot in 3D at 48 frames per second, twice as fast as the industry standard of 24.

I hope there’ll be a 2D version. I hate 3D.

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Red Dwarf to blast off on new adventure

13th April 2011

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The cast of Red Dwarf are poised to reunite for a new series of the cult TV sci-fi series, twelve years after the spacecraft finally ran out of fuel on the BBC.

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EU: One in four desk jockeys prefer upgrade by sledgehammer

13th April 2011

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More than one in four European office workers believe that the quickest way to get a replacement phone or laptop is to destroy the one provided to them by their employer, according to a new study by online-backup provider, Mozy.

“Shockingly, over a quarter of the office workers surveyed feel that the quickest and most efficient method of replacing outdated technology, such as laptops and mobile phones, is to deliberately destroy or irreparably damage them,” concludes the study, which surveyed 600 IT managers and 3,000 employees across the UK, France, and Germany.

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Jordan creates online archaeology treasure trove

12th April 2011

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Jordan on Tuesday launched the world’s largest online antiquities database, which details every archaeological site in the country and aims to help preserve its treasures. Its creators said the Web platform could be a model for Iraq, where looters have plundered its ancient heritage.

Experts said the Middle Eastern Geodatabase for Antiquities is the first such countrywide system. The site uses Geographic Information System, similar to Google Earth, to map 11,000 registered sites in the country _ and a click on each reveals inventories of what they contain and reports on their conditions.

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What Drives Views on Government Redistribution and Anti-Capitalism: Envy or a Desire for Social Dominance?

12th April 2011

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I first show that respondents who express traditionally racist views (on segregation, interracial marriage, and inborn racial abilities) tend to support greater income redistribution. Traditional racists also tend to oppose free-market capitalism and its consequences, wanting the government to guarantee jobs for everyone and fix prices, wages, and profits. Next, I report a similar pattern for those who express intolerance for unpopular groups on the fifteen Stouffer tolerance questions (regarding racists, homosexuals, communists, extreme militarists, and atheists). Those who express less tolerance for unpopular groups tend to favor income redistribution and oppose capitalism.

My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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Iron Dome makes world history intercepting nine Gaza rockets

11th April 2011

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The success of the Iron Dome missile defense system so far – nine interceptions including the system’s first one on Thursday night – has surprised even the air defense troops who have been training to operate the device for several months. Two batteries have been deployed thus far, one north of Be’er Sheva two weeks ago and one near Ashkelon last week.

While most of the media attention has been given to the visible interceptions made over Gaza, the system actually clicks into action automatically when any projectile is launched from Gaza toward Israel. The commanders of the Iron Dome batteries were therefore faced with making dozens of real-time decisions on whether or not to fire an intercepting missile.

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Sprint radar imaging system peeps inside walls, floors to detect bombs, tell-tale hearts

9th April 2011

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Back in 2005, we reported on a little something called the Prism 200, which allowed its holder to essentially see what folks were doing on the other side of a wall. Since then, we’ve seen plenty of devices that boast the same claims, but it wasn’t until recently that the makers of the Prism 200 created a device that can actually see inside those walls. Looking something akin to an old school punch clock, Cambridge Consultants’ Sprint in-wall radar imaging system provides 3D renderings of items embedded in walls, floors, and even ceilings. Where as existing X-ray systems require access to both sides of a wall, Sprint’s radar setup allows users to see what’s going on inside without dual access.

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Christchurch disaster zone used as skateboarding park

8th April 2011

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Every cloud has a silver lining.

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Robo-warship sub hunter

8th April 2011

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No doubt regular readers will recall the US military’s cunning plan to develop unmanned submarine-hunting robotic frigates – warships which would prowl the oceans like automated Mary Celestes, remorselessly tracking enemy submarines regardless of how their pale, sweaty, malodorous captains might twist and turn.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, then, it has been decided that the best way to hammer out a set of tactics for ACTUVs is to develop a game-style simulation pitting ACTUV against submarine and get people to play it – so crowdsourcing the methods and tactical principles that will then be coded into the robo-frigates’ AIs.

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Lots more gas than we thought, say US scientists

8th April 2011

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Funny thing how we keep discovering more oil and gas. But of course we’re running out and need to conserve and find alternatives.

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Rules From a User to Software Developers

7th April 2011

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Here’s a cause we can ALL get behind.

  1. Blue makes for a great icon color and everyone else uses it — be the exception, not the rule.
  2. Make the name of your app/service something that a normal person can pronounce, on first try, without help.
  3. Spell the name like a normal person. Twitter works because it makes logical sense, spelled as it sounds. Tumblr is hard to explain to a non-tech user — tell your Mom to go to Tumblr.com and see what she types in. I don’t want to remember which consonant you doubled or which vowel you dropped. Things like Digg work because you can tell people: “it has a double g” — stray from the basics too far and your service/app will confuse people.

Etc.

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Our Orwellian race-blind media

7th April 2011

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The “conservative” Washington Times expands on the Australian survey which evaluates the states of the U.S. by how peaceful, i.e., non-violent, they are, but, just like yesterday’s Boston Globe, makes not the slightest reference to the fact that the most peaceful states are, ahem, the whitest states, and that the least peaceful states are those with very high black and Hispanic populations. The Times avers that being a peaceful state is a highly valuable achievement worth emulating and pursuing (“Those who seek the proverbial peaceful life should head to Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont,” the article tells us), but declines to mention the most salient factor in that peacefulness–or any factor.

The truth that dare not say its name.

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Genetically modified fungus could fight malaria

7th April 2011

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For years, Angray Kang at Westminster University and colleagues have been testing whether they could genetically tweak a fungus to kill the malaria parasite carried by mosquitoes.

Now they’ve found that in lab experiments, mosquitoes exposed to the fungus show a sharp drop in levels of the parasite. If it works that way in the wild, that should make it harder for the disease to infect people.

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Cities and the Census: Cities Neither Booming Nor Withering

7th April 2011

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For many mayors across the country, including New York City’s Michael Bloomberg, the recently announced results of the 2010 census were a downer. In a host of cities, the population turned out to be substantially lower than the U.S. Census Bureau had estimated for 2010—in New York’s case, by some 250,000 people. Bloomberg immediately called the decade’s meager 2.1 percent growth, less than one-quarter the national average, an “undercount.” Senator Charles Schumer blamed extraterrestrials, accusing the Census Bureau of “living on another planet.” The truth, though, is that the census is very much of this world. It just isn’t the world that mayors, the media, and most urban planners want to see.

I love that name, ‘urban planners’. What a marvelous reflection of the innate statism of those who are in control of city life these days! I suppose it must be a lot like ‘cat wrangler’ — lots of failure, but hey, you still get paid.

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Google Said To Have High Level Mole At Twitter, Makes Massive Counteroffers To Retain Employees

7th April 2011

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Michael Arrington loves stirring the pot, but here he may have a legitimate long spoon.

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The Manifesto of an Evil Totalitarian Political System

5th April 2011

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In other words, the Koran. But you knew that.

Evidently Lindsay Graham’s RINOness didn’t sit well with a young woman in Colorado, who did a couple of YouTube videos expressing her displeasure.

The second video shows her tearing out pages — bookmarked with strips of bacon — from the Koran, and burning them one by one.

Now THAT is hard core.

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Researchers find graphene transistors cool themselves, silicon counterparts seethe with envy

5th April 2011

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We have the technology.

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Paper or Plastic?

5th April 2011

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The traditional, thin plastic bag, though increasingly demonized and taxed, has better environmental performance and is likely to be considerably safer for human health than alternatives.

Two recent studies might end the great grocery bag debate. The debates over which type of grocery bag is best break down into two issues: which are better for the environment, and which are better for your health.

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Study says use of fire relatively recent in Europe

2nd April 2011

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Most archeologists agree that the use of fire is tied to colonization outside Africa, especially in Europe where temperatures fall below freezing, wrote Wil Roebroeks of Leiden University in the Netherlands and Paola Villa of the University of Colorado.

Yet, while there is evidence of early humans living in Europe as much as a million years ago, the researchers found no clear traces of regular use of fire before about 400,000 years ago.

After that, Neanderthals and modern humans living in Europe regularly used fire for warmth, cooking and light, they found.

Their results raise the question of how early humans survived cold climates without fire. The researchers suggest a highly active lifestyle and a high-protein diet may have helped them adapt to the cold, adding that the consumption of raw meat and seafood by hunter-gatherers is well documented.

Hey, if it were easy, anybody could do it.

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