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Fisher Concrete Border Wall

10th April 2019

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Scott Adams shows you how to open a child-proof cap with a saw

26th March 2019

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Amazon Finds an Alternative Workforce of People With Disabilities

25th March 2019

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For which they will no doubt be criticized by the Usual Activists.

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Dogfish Head and Kodak Team Up to Create Beer That Develops Super 8 Film

25th March 2019

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If, of course, that’s what you want to do.

Have a brewski and see what develops.

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Texas Man Tests Petco’s Any Leashed Pet Policy by Bringing Steer to Houston Store

21st March 2019

Texans.

America used to be full of people like this. Now, not so much.

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The Race to Build the World’s Best Bourbon Barrel

6th March 2019

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Sometimes the old ways are best.

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Three Cheers for the Labor Market

1st March 2019

Kevin Williamson points out the good news.

There’s more to life than a good income — but it’s a lot easier to get the rest of that stuff right with a good income.

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STAR WARS as a Scrollable InfoGraphic

1st March 2019

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More than you ever wanted to know.

Or maybe not….

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Denver International Airport Installs Talking Gargoyle as a Nod to Conspiracy Theories

1st March 2019

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You know, as you do.

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An Unrecognized American Indian Tribe Offers Elizabeth Warren Membership

26th February 2019

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And then she can get ordained in the Universal Life Church. Win-win!

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Navy Files for Patent on Room-Temperature Superconductor

23rd February 2019

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The application claims that a room-temperature superconductor can be built using a wire with an insulator core and an aluminum PZT (lead zirconate titanate) coating deposited by vacuum evaporation with a thickness of the London penetration depth and polarized after deposition.

An electromagnetic coil is circumferentially positioned around the coating such that when the coil is activated with a pulsed current, a non-linear vibration is induced, enabling room temperature superconductivity.

We have the technology.

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Megan McArdle Kitchen Cookery Blog

23rd February 2019

The Cookery Monster.

Megan McArdle, in addition to being an ace political writer, has for years done an annual Christmas article on what new stuff she’s found for kitchen use. I’ve followed it for years, to my profit.

Well, it looks as if she’s decided to get serious and start a cooking blog, which I intend to follow.

Highly recommended.

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Man Goes Into Abandoned Home to Smoke Cannabis and Finds Overweight Tiger

12th February 2019

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Those marijuana munchies will do it to you.

Police in Houston, Texas, said the “concerned citizen” contacted them after he found the overweight mammal crammed inside a tiny cage.

Officers initially assumed the caller had smoked too much cannabis and was hallucinating, but soon discovered his report was entirely grounded in reality.

Any police officer who thinks that weed is hallucinogenic needs to go for re-training.

“Finding a forever home for a tiger is not easy,” she said. “I tried to explain to people it’s a lot like having a child.”

Put it out front in a box with a FREE KITTEN sign.

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On Occupational Licensing, Texas Is Again the ‘Lodestar State’ for Legal Reforms

8th February 2019

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By reforming its criminal justice system, Texas has sensibly and carefully reduced its prison population, cut state spending, and expanded prisoners’ access to drug- and mental-health treatment and to education programs—all of which have reduced crime and recidivism rates and improved people’s lives.

Now, Texas is once again leading on key issues by analyzing and reconsidering some of its laws that hinder Texans’ ability to pursue a livelihood, a right guaranteed to all Texans by both the state and federal constitutions. Many of those laws carry criminal penalties for those who violate them.

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Whitaker Tells Judiciary Chairman Nadler His Five Minutes Are Up — The Crowd Reacts

8th February 2019

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Rush Limbaugh led off his show today with this — it’s pretty funny.

Of course, the Democrats on this committee are trying to set up a ‘perjury trap’ for the AG nominee, and he is leading them around the maypole while enjoying himself doing it.

UPDATE: Rep Nadler Won’t Clarify His Questions, Demands An Answer Anyway — Whitaker Fights Back

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This Compact Camper Expands to Sleep Six

7th February 2019

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Watching the GIF of the camper unfolding is vaguely disturbing.

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Mountain Lion Attacks Lone Jogger, Gets Suffocated by Man’s Bare Hands

5th February 2019

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Sometimes toxic masculinity is all you’ve got.

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It’s W.C. Fields’ Birthday

29th January 2019

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Debby Witt, a kindred soul.

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Legendary Drummer Bernard ‘Pretty’ Purdie Shows How to Perform the Iconic Shuffle Named After Him

25th January 2019

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Dynamite drumming.

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Tim Hawkins

16th January 2019

My favorite comedian.

In case you don’t recognize the name, this is the guy who wrote the Chik-Fil-A song.

‘Nuff said….

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Is It a Jewish Holiday Today?

24th December 2018

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The Squatty Potty

10th December 2018

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The Squatty Potty is pretty simple. It’s designed so that your body is better configured for pooping. You’ll poop faster and easier and your colon will thank you for it. The reduced straining can help heal hemorrhoids and prevent other issues in that neck of the woods. This can also be used as a toilet training aid for toddlers.

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No New Tariffs: Trump Wins Trade Battle With China

2nd December 2018

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Ha!

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Economics Jokes

1st December 2018

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Compiled by David Director Friedman, some of these are very subtle. But if you think about it you can figure it out. Hint: Each one illustrates a basic principle of economics.

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College Football Players Suspended for Hitting Up the Cheerleaders During Warmups

20th November 2018

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Dude, a man’s gotta have priorities, you know?

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Wendy’s to Give Away Free Burgers for National Fast Food Day

16th November 2018

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I’ll bet you didn’t know that there even was a ‘National Fast Food Day’.

Of course, the burgers aren’t ‘free’ but come when you purchase another item AND go through their app — if their app is like every other fast food app, signing up will give them your e-mail and phone number.

Is that worth a ‘free’ burger? Obviously it is — to them. What do they know that you don’t?

Remember: If you aren’t paying for a product, then you’re the product.

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Happy Martinmas

11th November 2018

Martinmas was what the Pilgrims were celebrating when they did what we now celebrate as Thanksgiving.

They didn’t call it Martinmas, of course, being Protestants and not having any truck with that Papist flummery. Nevertheless, it’s the traditional English kill-the-stock-we-can’t-feed-over-the-winter-and-hey-here’s-lot’s-o’-meat-so-let’s-pig-out time. So enjoy.

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If You Ignore the News, America Actually Seems Pretty Nice

29th October 2018

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Funny how that works.

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US Troops Drank Almost All The Beer in Iceland

27th October 2018

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Urrah!

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Trump Moves Rally for Ted Cruz to Bigger Venue After ‘HUGE’ Response for Tickets

18th October 2018

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And there you have it.

 

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What I Learned From Having Steve Jobs Swear at Me

2nd October 2018

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Steve looked at each phone screen, pulled his round-rim glasses up so they rested on his forehead, stared again closely, then put his glasses back down and returned each phone to the table in front of him. Then he expressed himself. I was left wishing I had a plastic bag in my pocket to clean up my work.

I went back to comb through fonts with colleagues, and in a couple of days, we discovered Helvetica Neue. This Neue (German for “new”) version had subtle improvements that made every letter look perfectly sharp on the new screen. Steve approved it on sight.

So I guess he was right.

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FBI Agent Dodges Deadly Hot Tub Before Being Shot by Booby Trapped Empty Wheelchair at Property Littered With Ambushes

2nd October 2018

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Authorities said the makeshift weapons were created by Gregory Rodvelt, who was forced to forfeit his property as part of an elder abuse case involving his mother.

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Thought for the Day

28th September 2018

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The Twitter CEO Is Now Dating a Famous Supermodel. Check Out Her Photos.

26th September 2018

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Hey, the money was just sitting there.

I wonder whether anybody has done a serious study of how much excess rich-boy cash is soaked up and taken out of the economy by ‘supermodels’. (Nobody seems to be a just plain model any more. Kind of like ‘far-right’ that way.) Seems as if there ought to be a PhD thesis or two in there somewhere.

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A Breakthrough for U.S. Troops: Combat-Ready Pizza

20th September 2018

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And about time, too.

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Trump: I ‘Fell Asleep’ Watching Obama’s Speech

7th September 2018

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Yeah, Obama affects me that way too,

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Auctioneer Congressman Shows Down Protestor

5th September 2018

Read it. And watch the video.

One of the few times that politics turns into entertainment.

I’d love to have that guy as my Congressman.

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Shut Up, Wesley: Ceaselessly Annoying Social Justice Warrior and Manchild Wil Wheaton Banned From LEFTWING Social Media Site

31st August 2018

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Today’s entertainment.

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KFC Is Promising $11,000 to the First Baby Named After Colonel Sanders and Born on His Birthday.

30th August 2018

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I am not making this up.

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US Military Clamors for Chick-Fil-A to Be Brought to Its Bases

10th August 2018

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They know good food when they see it.

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Ex-MMA Fighter Could Become First Lesbian Native American Congresswoman

9th August 2018

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Elizabeth Warren, eat your heart out.

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Happy National Book Lovers Day

9th August 2018

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How LeBron James’ New Public School Is the First of Its Kind

2nd August 2018

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This looks as if it could prove very interesting. God knows public schools need some kind of a re-boot. Let’s hope it works.

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What Makes This Song Great: Roundabout by Yes

25th July 2018

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The seventies were the high point of rock music. Everything has been downhill since then.

I love this kind of musical analysis. I could never do what these guys do, but I like to know how they did it because that way I appreciate it more.

I realized a long time ago that all of my favorite groups have one word names: Yes, Rush, Chicago, Kansas, Boston, Genesis, Journey, Aerosmith, Queen, Eagles, Heart, Foreigner, Styx, Santana …. I may have missed one or two.

The only exception is Moody Blues, but they were exceptional in every way.

UPDATE: My wife reminds me that I am also fond of Fleetwood Mac (classic), so that’s another exception.

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Young Man Walked Miles for First Day of Work, Gets Car From CEO

18th July 2018

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Sort of shoots the ‘all white people are racist’ Narrative right square in the butt.

If black people are willing to make the effort, white people will go out of their way to support them. It’s just that simple.

I’m curious as to how many of his friends will criticize him for ‘acting white’.

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California Dem Candidates Refused to Endorse Pelosi for Speaker at Rally Pelosi Headlined

16th July 2018

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And the revolt continues….

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Chinook Pilot Lands Rear Section of Helicopter on Oregon Mountain During Spectacular Rescue

15th July 2018

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An amazing feat.

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Striking Fear Into the Hearts of Anti-Americans Around the World

15th July 2018

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50 States of McMansion Hell: Texas Part 2

12th July 2018

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Texas yields to no one in the amount of bad taste we can raise when the (blue) chips are down.

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The San Franciso Fire Department Makes Its Own Wooden Ladders by Hand

11th July 2018

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Sometimes the old ways are best.

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