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In Egypt, a Bus Driver Becomes an Organ Broker

14th March 2008

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Markets always emerge, even when you don’t want them to.

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Literature’s self-implosion

14th March 2008

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Non-European PhDs In Germany Find Use Of ‘Doktor’ Verboten

14th March 2008

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A good reason to avoid Germany. If you need one.

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The subprime mortgage collapse was government-caused

13th March 2008

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That ought not to surprise you. The worst disasters in history were all caused by government action.

The crisis has its roots in the Community Reinvestment Act of 1977, a Carter-era law that purported to prevent “redlining” — denying mortgages to black borrowers — by pressuring banks to make home loans in “low- and moderate-income neighborhoods.” Under the act, banks were to be graded on their attentiveness to the “credit needs” of “predominantly minority neighborhoods.” The higher a bank’s rating, the more likely that government regulators would say yes when the bank sought to open a new branch or undertake a merger or acquisition.

But to earn high ratings, banks were forced to make increasingly risky loans to borrowers who wouldn’t qualify for a mortgage under normal standards of creditworthiness. The CRA, made even more stringent during the Clinton administration, trapped lenders in a Catch-22. “If they comply,” wrote Loyola College economist Thomas DiLorenzo, “they know they will have to suffer from more loan defaults. If they don’t comply, they face financial penalties . . . which can cost a large corporation like Bank of America billions of dollars.”

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Teachers’ Union Debating Ending Homework For Students

13th March 2008

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Notice that this is taking place in Britain, and that it isn’t a professional association for teachers that is having this debate, but a teachers’ union. I know that everything is unionized in Britain these days — I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that the homeless and indigent have a union (International Brotherhood of Useless and Unproductive People?) — but unions are for people who have no bargaining power as individuals because their skill sets are fungible and easily acquired. What does it tell you about teachers that they fit this category?

If you’re still not depressed, think about the fact that most American government workers are unionized. What does that tell you about the quality of our government? Hm?

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A Centcom Chief Who Spoke His Mind

13th March 2008

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… I see a lot of good that came from having a headstrong blowtorch of a man speaking truth to power.

And that’s why David Ignatius is an idiot, with an idiot’s cluelessness about how both the military and the government operate.  But read it and make up your own mind.

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Petroleum Feeds Patriarchy

12th March 2008

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A good regressive can find identity politics in the most unlikely places. It’s a gift.

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Health Care Costs Too Much, But Don’t Limit My Choices

12th March 2008

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Everybody wants good health care, but nobody wants to pay.

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California Regents Sue Animal Activists

12th March 2008

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Would that the CIA were as effective as these eco-freaks.

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GUSHER OF LIES

12th March 2008

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I certainly plan to.

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Franken leads Coleman for seat in Minnesota

12th March 2008

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How badly do you have to suck as a Senator to be behind Al Franken, even in such a pinko state as Minnesota?

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The Red Phone

11th March 2008

Steve Sailer has an interesting illustration of how combining one silly notion (identity politics) with an entirely silly career path (sociology) makes for entertainment for the rest of us.

I have spent my life studying the pictures and symbols of racism and slavery,…

And there’s his problem right there.  If you only have a hammer, problems tend to look like nails; if you spend your life studying racism and slavery, you’ll find it crop up in the most unlikely places. That’s why they warn med students not to get too excited when they think they’re developing the symptoms of every new disease they study.

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Arabs and Iranians Might Unite to Prevent ME Crisis

11th March 2008

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And I might win the lottery.

You might not think it but Reuters used to be a news agency.

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Wayward Medical Records Sold as Scrap Paper for $20

10th March 2008

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Convicted Killer Is Jailed in Slaying of Brother, 5 Witnesses

10th March 2008

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Records also show that Jessie Dotson pleaded guilty to second-degree murder in 1994 and spent 14 years in prison. He was released from prison in January.

It always astonishes me that opponents of the death penalty can sleep at nights.

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Ex-Defense Official Assails Colleagues Over Run-Up to War

10th March 2008

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Things you don’t even need to read it to know:

  1. He’s got a book coming out.
  2. He wouldn’t have gotten any mention at all if he were supporting what he’s now condemning.

There are some situations for which the word “meretricious” is clearly appropriate.

Also the word “whore”.

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Silicon Valley Tech Workers Flee To Safer Jobs

9th March 2008

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Well, yeah. All they read in the papers and see on TV is how shitty the economy is getting. Cry wolf long enough and people start barring the door.

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Managing: An Affair Of States

9th March 2008

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Takeaway bite:  “For months, teams of journalists and academic researchers dug into the workings of all 50 states and graded them….” Can you think of a more chattering-class mentally-masturbatory proceeding?

Were they using corporate CEOs or Army generals — you know, people who actually have to do this crap day-to-day — it would be impressive. As it is, it is merely sad.

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Democrats creating enemies around the world

8th March 2008

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Europeans are discovering what Republicans have always known: The foundation of the modern Democratic platform is to sacrifice any possible foreign policy interest, ours or any ally’s, for the sake of gaining and keeping domestic political power.

Thanks, guys.

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A Popularity Offensive

7th March 2008

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A useful discussion of why the Democrats are wrong on foreign policy.

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Colombian Rebels’ Ties to Chávez Come Into Focus

7th March 2008

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It is not a pretty sight.

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The Other Side Of The Jurisdiction Issue: UK Politician Upset That US-Based Blogs Follow US Laws

7th March 2008

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Apparently their politicians are as pig-ignorant as our politicians. Who knew?

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Bill Clinton’s $700,000 stock windfall

7th March 2008

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Democrats are corrupt. No surprises here.

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Kill the Farm Bill

6th March 2008

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Think Happy Thoughts About People Who Want to Kill You!

6th March 2008

Yaacov ben Moshe looks at the modern world. It is not a pretty sight.

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California exodus turns to stampede

6th March 2008

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Chavez planning a new Bolshevik revolution?

6th March 2008

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A civil disturbance would result in the complete shutdown of the financial system in the capital. Watch for any preliminary signs of organised violence, closure of shops and businesses, and attacks upon civilians.

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Report urges greater federal role in education

5th March 2008

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Regressives want more centralized control of schooling. Adolf, call your office.

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Hey, kidult you’re not fooling anyone

3rd March 2008

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An excellent and useful addition to the language.

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The unprincipled Left

3rd March 2008

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More inconvenient truth.

One of the great truths about the Left is that they have no abiding principles (such as respect for the individual or a skepticism about human wisdom). All the Left have is a lust for power. And because of that they can turn on a dime when it suits them. And history is a good tool for showing that. But with their command of the educational system, the Left have ensured that only selected bits of history get taught in the schools or mentioned elsewhere. So the lessons of history are usually well-hidden from most people.

I wonder what the reaction would be to reproducing that classic poster today?

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Why Russia Holds ‘Elections’

3rd March 2008

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It’s just a sham … which reinforces the notion that Russia is just a Third Worl country with nuclear weapons.

The answer, I think, can lie only in the ruling clique’s fundamental insecurity, odd as that sounds. Though the denizens of the Kremlin do not, cannot, seriously fear Western military attack, they do still seem to fear Western-inspired popular discontent: public questioning of their personal wealth, public opposition to their power, political demonstrations of the sort that created the Orange Revolution in Ukraine. To stave off these things, they maintain the democratic rituals that give them a semblance of legitimacy.

This also gives us a good look at what Germany would be like if National Socialism had fallen from power “naturally” rather than through the country being pounded into rubble in war. Imagine Heydrich as Chancellor of a “democratic” Germany.

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NYT: Luo see Obama as “meal ticket”

3rd March 2008

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Well, in tribal cultures, that’s what happens when one of your guys gets elected to public office: He gets spaces at the public trough for as many of his tribe as possible.

Remind me why the British decided to allow these people to govern themselves.

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We Scream, We Swoon. How Dumb Can We Get?

2nd March 2008

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Guess some women are more womenly than others. Or something.

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Are there countercyclical cultural trends?

2nd March 2008

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Yeah, when the economy is strong the Democrats all wring their hands about how bad the recession is.

Every time you hear a Democrat complain about how piss-poor the economy is, perk up — it means things are going well.

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Smaller Classes Help Smarter Kids More

2nd March 2008

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Of course, we’ve got the technology to do individualized instruction, so why have “classes” at all?

Ask the bureacrats in the schools why they’re using a process model that hasn’t been updated since the textbook was invented in the 16th century.

Go ahead, ask.

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Leadfoot: Sometimes going green hurts more than it helps.

1st March 2008

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Once again, political fashion gets smacked upside the head by the Law of Unintended Consequences.

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Hip-Protector Maker Sues Harvard Doc Over JAMA Study

1st March 2008

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When in doubt, sue. That’s what Americans do.

Besides, nobody likes Harvard anyway.

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Israel Preparing to End Hamas Rule?

1st March 2008

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And about time, too.

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If You’re A Wanted Fugitive In The US And You Blog, Maybe Don’t Mention Plans To Travel To A US Territory

1st March 2008

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Just a suggestion.

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AIBO matches real dogs in chasing away loneliness, research claims

29th February 2008

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No word on whether they help prevent heart attacks, like cats.

On the other hand, if a mechanical dog is sufficient to cure your lonliness, perhaps a less expensive solution, like a Pet Rock, would do as well.

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Microsoft lowered Vista requirements to help Intel sell incompatible chipsets

29th February 2008

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All your nightmares about Microsoft validated.

Your challenge: Find a Microsoft employee who’s a Republican. (Hey, if it were easy, anybody could do it, right?)

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Luke Skywalker v Darth Vader

29th February 2008

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If Obama shows up one day without a hand, well….

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Not Just The Government Who Abuses Access To Confidential Records

28th February 2008

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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Slate Discovers The Power Law

28th February 2008

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This is what happens when literature majors deal with computations requiring something beyond taking off their shoes.

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29 Cent-per-Hour Jailhouse Lawyer Under Investigation

28th February 2008

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Doesn’t pay to cross the union, apparently.

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NBC Sued for Suicide of Alleged Pedophile Prosecutor

28th February 2008

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Shacks for Rich People

28th February 2008

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Not to mention that your Friendly Neighborhood Fascists behind zoning regulations and housing codes won’t let you do this most places.

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Australian Moonbat Lawyer Raves

28th February 2008

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And why not? He’s being paid.

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Gun Buyback Misfires

26th February 2008

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It’s always amusing when people who don’t understand markets attempt to do things in what they think is a market-oriented way.

It’s like watching cargo-cult natives in operation.

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Danish wind turbine eats itself

26th February 2008

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It would be funnier if there were a bunch of endangered-species birds sitting around laughing themselves sick. But one can’t have everything.

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