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Army developing ‘synthetic telepathy’

15th October 2008

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How long before “progressives” demand an organic alternative?

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You must speak to us, Post Office tells pensioner who can’t speak

15th October 2008

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A pensioner who is deaf and without speech was left without his benefits after Post Office officials insisted on speaking to him to access his account.

Well, there you go.

  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably in California, where it will be insisted that you speak Spanish.

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3,000 Church of England worshippers may defect to overseas provinces, Reform warns

15th October 2008

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The last time this happened, they were called “recusants”. Wonder what they’ll be called this time.

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Hindu nationalist politics fuels anti-Christian campaign in India

13th October 2008

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Just a reminder that Muslims aren’t the only problem out there.

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Obama Campaign Covering Up Involvement with ACORN?

12th October 2008

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Not really news, but a useful reminder.

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Look who’s “gripped by insane rage”

12th October 2008

Michelle Malkin has the goods on the Obama Nation.

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Venezuela’s murder rates under Hugo Chavez surpass Colombia’s

12th October 2008

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Yup, pretty progressive.

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The Duelling Guarantee

12th October 2008

Arnold Kling demythologizes.

The myth is that mortgage securitization reflects the genius of Wall Street. The reality is that it reflects the stupidity of the way that regulatory capital requirements are calculated.

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The scientist, the jellyfish protein, and the Nobel prize that got away

12th October 2008

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Don’t know why British people can’t use commas correctly, but there it is.

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Islamophobes vs. Homophobes: Who Will Win?

12th October 2008

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One of the cleftest of sticks for White People today.

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Janet Devers, the metric martyr

12th October 2008

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  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain Europe.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably in California.

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Robert Mugabe defies power-sharing deal, handing key ministries to his ZANU-PF party

11th October 2008

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

Boy, those Zimbabweans are sure lucky they’re no longer under the boot of that oppressive white regime.

Thank God for the U.N. and the international community, or who knows what sort of hell they’d be living in now.

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Antifa Shock Troops Do Battle With Filip Dewinter

11th October 2008

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The preferred tactics of the “anti-fascist” Left are classically fascist in nature. Rather than engage in spirited debate, they prefer to silence their opponents on the Right by using social pressure, verbal harassment, intimidation, and — if necessary — violence.

Demonstrating that they are, in fact, really fascists after all — as Jonah Goldberg demonstrates at length in his book — in a Clever Plastic Disguise.

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Was Jesus a Palestinian?

11th October 2008

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Reports that the textbook The World: Social Studies asserts that: “Christianity was started by a young Palestinian named Jesus.” have triggered considerable controversy. Some maintain that this is a gross inaccuracy reflecting the intrusion of anti-Semitism, to which others respond that it is correct and so unexceptionable. The former are correct: the description of Jesus as a Palestinian is both inaccurate and offensive.

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Switzerland’s Green Power Revolution: Ethicists Ponder Plants’ Rights

11th October 2008

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The rot spreads even to so hard-headed a country as Switzerland. There is no hope.

For years, Swiss scientists have blithely created genetically modified rice, corn and apples. But did they ever stop to consider just how humiliating such experiments may be to plants?

I am not making this up.

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Austrian far-right leader Joerg Haider killed in car crash

11th October 2008

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How convenient.

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Obama Nation

10th October 2008

Jerry Pournelle has a premonition of what National Health Care will be under the Democrats.

That was with Kaiser, which is an extraordinarily well run organization — at least in my experience — and staffed with some of the most pleasant and just plain nice people I’ve ever run into. Now imagine this experience when it has all be nationalized and there’s a big national health care system. I can hardly wait.

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The pirate stories keep coming thick and fast.

10th October 2008

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Unfortunately, everybody seems to be caving. Boy, that will really discourage them, won’t it?

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Risk Appetite Measurable With Brain Scans

10th October 2008

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Imagine employers scanning people’s brains to choose more or less risk averse depending on job needs.

Uh, no thanks. Imagine the potential for workplace violence.

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Dinner lady ‘killed herself in freezer over £400 debt’

9th October 2008

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Zimbabwe faces severe food crisis

9th October 2008

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Boy, those Zimbabweans are sure lucky they’re no longer under the boot of that oppressive white regime.

Thank God for the U.N. and the international community, or who knows what sort of hell they’d be living in now.

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Researchers demo “unbreakable encryption” based on quantum cryptography

9th October 2008

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Human remains found inside crocodile

9th October 2008

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Dinner lady found dead in freezer

9th October 2008

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But the kids are alright.

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Resident who chopped down trees to tackle vandals prosecuted

9th October 2008

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  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably in California.

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Nebraska parents abandon teens in backfire of newborn drop-off policy

9th October 2008

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Good ol’ Unintended Consequences strike again.

This is such an absurd idea I’m surprised the Europeans didn’t think of it first.

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China cuts military ties with the US

7th October 2008

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I have a question: Why did we have military ties with a COMMUNIST DICTATORSHIP in the first place?

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Studies Lift Hopes for Great Lakes Wind Turbine Farms

7th October 2008

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Certainly there are enough Democrat blowhards in Illinois and Michigan to power the country for centuries.

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A Nightmare for Sales of Dream Cars

7th October 2008

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Hey, don’t laugh, this is serious business for the readers of the Washington Post.

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Mr Gay UK tried to ‘attack boyfriend with meat cleaver’

7th October 2008

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Ice climbers cheat death as waterfall collapses around them

7th October 2008

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Will they take the hint? Probably not.

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World War 1 artist went behind enemy lines to sketch German positions

7th October 2008

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Nowadays, an artist behind enemy lines is more likely to be drawing stuff for their side.

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Apparently The Financial Crisis Is The Fault Of Flickering Computer Screens

7th October 2008

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Scientists can genetically boost the smell of flowers and even implant new scents

7th October 2008

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How useful.

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West has failed Somalia, say aid agencies

7th October 2008

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They’ve destroyed their own country, they’re a bunch of genocidal maniacs, and it’s our fault.

Associated with an “aid agency” ought to be an indictable offense.

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Another way to understand the crash

7th October 2008

Megan McArdle explains it all to you.

Is by looking at another kind of crash:  exploding Space Shuttles.

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US court says transsexual politician did not deceive voters by running as woman

7th October 2008

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Well, I guess that makes it official. Pretend is just as good as reality.

I think I’ll run for something as Barack Obama. Hey, I can dress up like him.

(Oh, and you might want to avoid the state of Georgia until further notice.)

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Mr Gay UK ‘stabbed man to death and cooked his thigh with herbs and olive oil’

6th October 2008

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There’s a Gold Mine In Environmental Guilt

6th October 2008

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What do you think is paying for AlGore’s Manhattan-sized carbon footprint?

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Python tries to eat woman’s head

6th October 2008

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Pythons will be pythons….

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Government’s failure to eradicate fuel poverty is unlawful and a “blight upon society” campaigners tell High Court.

6th October 2008

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  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably in California.

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Israel building new missile defense shield to protect against rocket attacks

6th October 2008

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Boy, there’s a shocker.

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Dangerous move for NORAD?

5th October 2008

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The Blackhoods of Antifa

4th October 2008

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The Brownshirts and Blueshirts reborn. Thank God you don’t live in Europe.

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Policy turn diverts Iraqis from Michigan

4th October 2008

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The U.S. government has been sending fewer Iraqi immigrants to Michigan because of its struggling economy, though some expect refugees to make their way here anyway, costing the cash-strapped state more in the long run.

Gee, you mean immigrants come here and promptly go on welfare? My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

Michigan is one of the nation’s top destinations for Iraqi refugees, having received about 3,000 of the 13,823 Iraqi refugees allowed into the country between Oct. 1, 2007, and Sept. 30, based on State Department figures obtained by the Associated Press.

That might have something to do with the fact that the Detroit area has the largest concentration of Muslims on North American continent. Times being what they are, you can’t impose shari’a law without a sufficient number of sandals on the ground.

Michigan has had the nation’s highest average annual jobless rate since 2006. The seasonally adjusted August jobless rate of 8.9 percent was the highest in the state since late 1992.

That’s what being run by Democrats will do for you, as I keep trying to get through to my brother and his leftoid wife.

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East L.A. weighs cityhood

4th October 2008

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Works for me.

It is a mark of maturity on the behalf of Latinos as an immigrant ethnic group that they should want an extraneous layer of government to call their own and provide patronage jobs for the politically faithful.

It’s the American way.

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The California Disconnection

4th October 2008

Steve Sailer is always worth reading.

As a native Californian, something that I’ve noticed is an increasing intellectual disconnection between the power centers of the East and the reality on the ground in California. At bottom, this financial crisis is California’s fault. But Wall Street and Washington seemed to have no clue what California was like in this decade. Observe, for instance, all the incredulity when I’ve pointed out the role of Latinos in the housing fiasco.

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AT&T Asks You To Pay In Advance To Handle Its Credit Problems

4th October 2008

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I lust for an iPhone, but I’m not willing to deal with Cingular/AT&T to get one. This post illustrates why. My wife and I briefly had mobile phone service with Cingular/AT&T, and it was unpleasant. (Quite unlike the “old” AT&T, which was fantastic until Cingular bought them and infected the whole organization with their craptacular attitudes.)

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Georgia crisis: Car bomb kills seven Russian soldiers in South Ossetia

3rd October 2008

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Presumably the Georgians see themselves as the new mujahadeen.

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MI5 computer with anti-terror files stolen through open window

3rd October 2008

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I’d be happy to criticize but I can’t say with a straight face that the CIA does any better.

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