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Study Points to Major Source of Natural Gas in Alaska

12th November 2008

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Who cares? The Democrats in Congress won’t allow us to do anything about it.

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Political correctness ‘hampering battle against extremism’

12th November 2008

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Oh, ya think?

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A T-Shirt or something, please

12th November 2008

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The basic point that financial markets are actually highly regulated and that manipulating the housing market is one of government’s favorite hobbies needs to be on t-shirts, lapel pins, and 3×5 cards for giving out to friends when they explain the Bush years as the last gasp of laissez-faire. A folk song would be nice, too.

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Labor’s love lost

12th November 2008

Megan McArdle has some perceptive things to say about our auto industry.

…there was no good way to recruit new talent who might have changed things to a sinking ship.  Very few people set out to work for Detroit these days unless they’re serious gearheads, or happen to already live there.  Working for the Big Three magically combines vast corporate bureaucracy and job insecurity in one completely unattractive package.  Even the car freaks would often rather do something else–write about cars, or work for the NHTSA.

The entire thing is a toxic mess, left over from the days when interlocking oligopolies contentedly conspired to suck every last dollar out of captive consumers to whom Detroit would happily have given Flintstones cars if they could have figured out how to do them in two-tone vinyl.  But things that look like lunatic mistakes on the part of management were often quite rational responses to intolerable pressures.  I’m still not clear on why the cars had to be ugly, and all of the indicators cunningly hidden behind the wheel where they wouldn’t distract the driver, of course.  Management did many stupid and inexplicable things.

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Garden gnomes banned from church cemetery because they are ‘unnatural creatures’

11th November 2008

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So are homosexuals, but you don’t see them being banned from church cemetaries, or even the sacristy.

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Student unions ban blood donation adverts for discriminating against homosexuals

11th November 2008

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No, they’re discriminating against high-risk groups for blood-transmitted sexual diseases. All homosexuals have to do is drop out of that group by keeping their pants zipped.

For students, of course, it’s more important that discrimination be fought than that people who get transfusions not get HIV at the same time.

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Roadside ‘greasy spoon’ vans will be forced to close unless they offer healthy alternatives like salads and low fat yogurts.

10th November 2008

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  • Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  • Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably in California.

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Uranium found in Syria by UN nuclear inspectors

10th November 2008

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Imagine that.

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Mini nuclear plants to power 20,000 homes

10th November 2008

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As if the enviro-Nazis would ever permit that….

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Who says the social sciences aren’t sciences?

8th November 2008

Steve Sailer is not afraid to ask the hard questions.

The problem with the social sciences is that there’s little demand for social scientists. What there’s a huge demand for is social shamans who can lift the curse of the evil eye.

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Adjusting Sleep to Daylight-Saving Time

8th November 2008

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What is the point to changing the time twice a year? I mean, really, just what is the fucking point? It’s a tremendous pain in the ass for everybody, and I’ve never seen a plausible, much less convincing, argument in its favor.

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A grandfather was arrested after using an unloaded air rifle to confront a gang of youths who had fired rockets at his house.

8th November 2008

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  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably in San Francisco.

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Oxford compiles list of top ten irritating phrases

7th November 2008

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They’re right, too.

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Pushing For A Repeal Of Sarbanes-Oxley

7th November 2008

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It’s been over six years since we began banging the drum around here to get Congress to repeal Sarbanes-Oxley, the law that was hastily written post-Enron to try to prevent such collapses again, but instead simply added a huge compliance tax, without doing much of anything to actually prevent corporate fraud. Corporate fraud is still rampant, and the law did absolutely nothing to prevent the financial collapse we see ourselves in today. There were, instead, massive unintended consequences, leading companies to go public elsewhere, go private or avoid the public markets altogether. The lack of IPOs, especially in the tech space over the past few years, even as the economy was looking strong, is incredibly telling.

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WPA cracked in 15 minutes or less, or your next router’s free

7th November 2008

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So much for wireless security.

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Thousands protest against California’s ban on gay marriage

7th November 2008

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Yeah, this democracy thing is just so Republican….

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Replica fighter jet that travels at 5mph

7th November 2008

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Handy — since that’s about all the RAF can deal with these days … or afford.

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Forget JFK, Obama could be the next Jimmy Carter

7th November 2008

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And there’s a frightening thought.

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Smugglers Profit by Returning Out-of-State Bottles and Cans for 10-Cent Deposits

5th November 2008

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Pardon me while I snicker. Socialists don’t understand markets, so it’s no surprise that this sort of thing happens. Their response, of course, will be to pass a law against it; that’s all they every do. This will drive the market underground, thereby increasing criminality in Michigan. Just what we need more of.

All of these bright people, dumber than rocks.

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Israel hit by rocket attack from Gaza Strip

5th November 2008

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There you go, Barack, a reminder that we have enemies, and they aren’t interested in “just getting along”.

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Foreigners banned from retiring to Britain

5th November 2008

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Not that they would want to. Apparently the Workers’ Paradise isn’t such a paradise after all, since people are coming there to get benefits but avoid the work. Whoda thunkit?

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Life in a Banana Republic

5th November 2008

Arnold Kling looks ahead to The Obama Years.

My point is that sooner or later the U.S. government is going to have to get serious about stripping the assets of those of us who have tried to live within our means. Sooner or later, the profligate are going to take from the prudent, the grasshopper is going to confiscate the property of the ants.

A word to the wise….

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Software can clone keys from single photo

4th November 2008

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And I’ll bet you really wanted to know that.

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Anti-Latin P.C. poppycock

4th November 2008

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I suppose one must applaud, however limply, the thought of council bureaucrats worrying about the needs of employees who are immigrants from Poland or Lithuania or Nigeria who might be perplexed by odd bits of Latin-derived jargon in memos. But this really smacks of the sort of P.C. nonsense that brings down ridicule on the heads of honest folk working to reduce prejudice.

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Restrict Voting Rights To Net Taxpayers?

4th November 2008

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A great idea if there’s a way to implement it that wouldn’t be worse than what we’ve got now.

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Flying car based on Ferrari ‘could be reality within two years’

3rd November 2008

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Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase “more money than sense”, doesn’t it?

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China Sends Tax Collectors Into Online Worlds

3rd November 2008

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Well, that’s Communism for you.

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Obama and Chicago: Saying Yes to Power?

3rd November 2008

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Hey, let’s regress to the Democrat political machines of a hundred years ago. Yeah, that’s change you can believe in.

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A motorist who killed two friends in a car crash has been murdered.

2nd November 2008

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It’s not your grandfather’s Britain.

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A group of pensioners have been they cannot meet and chat on a park benches, because their talking has been deemed anti-social.

2nd November 2008

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The Ministry of Truth is alive in well in Britain — just as George Orwell predicted.

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‘My Heart and My Values Didn’t Change’

2nd November 2008

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That means that Bush was always Dick Nixon in a Clever Plastic Disguise. With results as you seen them.

This is what happens when the only choice you have is the lesser of two evils — you get evil guaranteed, just not so much as with the other guy.

And that makes this election especially depressing, because there’s no hope for the future; even if McCain wins, the next four to eight years are going to be shitty, unless John McCain has more “surprise” in him than I’ve seen any evidence for — and most of the “surprise” in McCain has been of the unpleasant variety.

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Pirates protected from EU task force by human rights

1st November 2008

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A new EU naval task force will be unable to take tough action against Somali pirates because it must respect their human rights, its commander has admitted.

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Roberte Mugabe supporters grab one of Zimbabwe’s last white-run farms

1st November 2008

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Romsey has the only productive fields for miles around in the once-fertile Makonde South district, 90 miles north of Harare. Now it is under threat from a local strongman, Chief Nemakonde, a strong supporter of Mr Mugabe and his Zanu-PF party, whose land grab is being supported by local government officials. He has already taken over five formerly white-owned farms in the district, all of which are derelict after his efforts at planting failed.

Boy, those Zimbabweans are sure lucky they’re no longer under the boot of that oppressive white regime.

Thank God for the U.N. and the international community, or who knows what sort of hell they’d be living in now.

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Seattle Paper Publishes Addresses of Homes with GOP Signs

1st November 2008

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Presumably so people can go by and thank them for speaking truth to power.

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Australian police force ‘modelled on Reservoir Dogs’

31st October 2008

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Gotta love Australians.

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Slowing Sales of Luxury Properties Reveal ‘Trophy Homes’ Weighing Owners Down

31st October 2008

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You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.

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Heroic pensioner foils raid on jewellery shop as 50 other people just watch

31st October 2008

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When seconds count, police respond in minutes. Buy a gun. Or die. Your choice.

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Former soldier ready for jail over 1p council tax debt

31st October 2008

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Reminder: Bureaucracy is a machine; do not be deceived by the fact that it appears to consiste of human beings. At times, it can be a very dumb machine, but by its nature it has no heart.

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World’s first blue roses on display in Japan

31st October 2008

This creeps me out.

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Climbers explore one of world’s deepest underground shafts

30th October 2008

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Obama’s ‘Civilian National Security Force’

30th October 2008

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In the old days it was called “Gestapo”.

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Joe Biden Lowers Barrier For Entry Into Upper Class

29th October 2008

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Apparently $150k a year is all it takes. Who knew?

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Gun Sales Thriving In Uncertain Times

29th October 2008

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Nothing uncertain about these times; if you want to buy a gun, better do it before Barack becomes President.

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Willie Sutton Goes to Harvard

29th October 2008

George Will takes a look at Democrats and education. “Leave no pot of money undipped.”

Washington is having a Willie Sutton Moment. Such moments occur when government, finding its revenue insufficient for its agenda, glimpses some money it does not control but would like to.

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10 Years Of The DMCA: Time To Re-Examine The Premise

29th October 2008

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One of my big complaints with the law making process is that there’s no built-in process to make sure a law actually does what it’s intended to do. Thanks to the law of unintended consequences, quite frequently, laws do plenty of other stuff, but do little to accomplish their stated purpose. Since politicians just want to pass laws so they can tell voters about the laws they passed, there’s no real review process. So, as long as a Congress member can claim “I helped build houses/protect children/save jobs/etc.,” because of a law that is called the Build Houses Act/Protect Kids Act/Save Jobs Act, they’re happy — even if the law did nothing to actually build houses, protect kids or save jobs.

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Forget framing — it’s hypnosis!

29th October 2008

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OK, the stage is set for an epic confrontation: the libertarian medical wingnuts of Arizona against the New Age psychological moonbats of California, with Barack Obama in the middle of it all. Can the robocalls be far behind? News at 11:00.

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Hugo Chávez Versus Human Rights

29th October 2008

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On September 18, we released a report in Caracas that shows how President Hugo Chávez has undermined human rights guarantees in Venezuela. That night, we returned to our hotel and found around twenty Venezuelan security agents, some armed and in military uniform, awaiting us outside our rooms. They were accompanied by a man who announced—with no apparent sense of irony—that he was a government “human rights” official and that we were being expelled from the country.

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Obama’s 2001 “redistribution of wealth” radio interview

29th October 2008

Steve Sailer is on the case.

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Venezuela’s Chavez wants to jail rival

29th October 2008

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Of course — that’s what Marxist dictators do.

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Defaulting Latinos are voting for Obama

29th October 2008

Steve Sailer is on the case.

Bush and Rove bought Latino votes in 2004 with Other People’s Money. Bush’s Housing Bubble was, more than anything else, a Hispanic Housing Bubble, with total mortgage dollars for Hispanic homebuyers going up an incredible 691% from 1999 to 2006. And all that cash flowing for home loans and home equity loans, whether to Hispanics or others, paid for a lot of Hispanic construction and home improvement workers.

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