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Obama Transfers Terrorists Out of “Legal Black Hole” at Guantanamo Bay; Replaces Them with American Health Care Patients

18th August 2009

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Under the Bush Administration, the U.S. already granted terrorists more rights than any other country had granted enemy combatants in the history of the world. Now, many of those same terrorists are being transferred to the U.S. where they will be given even more constitutional rights and full access to U.S. courts. According to one Guantanamo Bay official, “That’ll free up space down here for U.S. health care patients who’ll be denied all access to judicial review.”

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Londongrad: from Russia with Cash by Mark Hollingsworth and Stewart Lansley

17th August 2009

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Along with a new Tsar, Russia has new Boyars. And they’re not stupid; they’re investing abroad.

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George W. Bush-by-proxy syndrome

17th August 2009

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You, too, can be Bush-whacked.

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Democrats give veterans a pass from ObamaCare.

17th August 2009

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Yeah, well, but what about the rest of the country?

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How American Health Care Killed My Father

16th August 2009

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Keeping Dad company in the hospital for five weeks had left me befuddled. How can a facility featuring state-of-the-art diagnostic equipment use less-sophisticated information technology than my local sushi bar? How can the ICU stress the importance of sterility when its trash is picked up once daily, and only after flowing onto the floor of a patient’s room? Considering the importance of a patient’s frame of mind to recovery, why are the rooms so cheerless and uncomfortable? In whose interest is the bizarre scheduling of hospital shifts, so that a five-week stay brings an endless string of new personnel assigned to a patient’s care? Why, in other words, has this technologically advanced hospital missed out on the revolution in quality control and customer service that has swept all other consumer-facing industries in the past two generations?

All of the actors in health care—from doctors to insurers to pharmaceutical companies—work in a heavily regulated, massively subsidized industry full of structural distortions. They all want to serve patients well. But they also all behave rationally in response to the economic incentives those distortions create. Accidentally, but relentlessly, America has built a health-care system with incentives that inexorably generate terrible and perverse results.

But fundamentally, the “comprehensive” reform being contemplated merely cements in place the current system—insurance-based, employment-centered, administratively complex. It addresses the underlying causes of our health-care crisis only obliquely, if at all; indeed, by extending the current system to more people, it will likely increase the ultimate cost of true reform.

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More Tyranny in Venezuela

15th August 2009

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

It’s a funny thing: socialism always results in journalists being beaten with sticks, or worse. One might have expected this fact to dampen journalists’ enthusiasm for socialism.

Yeah, you would think.

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The Grassroots are Green, and They Fold

14th August 2009

Megan McArdle kicks some ass.

Have I mentioned recently that I hate PIRG?  Well, I hate PIRG with the kind of blackhearted distilled rage that normally characterizes the breakup of a thirty year marriage.  They, and their whole canvassing operation, are a vile beast that subsists on dishonor, greed, and the rapidly disintegrating idealism of impressionable young people.

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August 01, 2009 The Fantasies That Women’s Magazines Sell

14th August 2009

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In addition to the magazines, of course.

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Jesse Jackson named prince of African tribe

13th August 2009

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I must admit, his approach to politics is far more African than American.

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Apple wanes in the widget wars

13th August 2009

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A serious disappointment.

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It’s Not Too Late to Change His Mind

12th August 2009

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Arlen Specter was on the receiving end of a townhall again today. This video shows some of the action; it’s becoming a familiar scene. As Specter ruefully notes, hardly anyone at the event appears to be on board with the Democrats’ health care plans:….

Now that he’s come out of the closet as a Democrat, and more importantly as a slimy scum-sucking unprincipled power-whore, it’s fun to see his “natural criticism base” unleashed. Would that Senators Snow, Collins, Graham, Voinovich — and, yes, John McCain — would be served similarly.

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Crystal ball torches woman’s flat

12th August 2009

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Physics – it’s not just a good idea, it’s the law.

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Copyright Length And The Life Of Mickey Mouse

11th August 2009

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Last week, we reported on Rep. Zoe Lofgren’s statement that copyright law has become equal to the life of Mickey Mouse.

It would be funny if it weren’t so pathetic.

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Obama’s Embrace of a Bush Tactic Riles Congress

11th August 2009

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Which of the many “Bush tactics” that Obama has embraced are we talking about here?

President Obama has issued signing statements claiming the authority to bypass dozens of provisions of bills enacted into law since he took office, provoking mounting criticism by lawmakers from both parties.

Why, how Bushitler of him. I’m shocked, I tell you, shocked.

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Rather than monitoring hate groups, the Southern Poverty Law Center has become one.

11th August 2009

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James Bond ‘pure gold’ for MI6 recruitment

11th August 2009

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The image of Ian Fleming’s character has also been good for morale in the service, said Sir Colin McColl, who ran MI6 from 1989 to 1994.

They get James Bond, we get the Obama Apology Tour. *sigh*

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Israeli seeks damages from EU over Hamas rocket attacks

10th August 2009

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Israeli and Belgian lawyers acting for Eyal Katorza, who is also a French citizen, are preparing a legal case demanding that the EU does more to protect the 300,000 Europeans living in Israel.

Legal documents, seen by The Daily Telegraph, have accused the EU of indirectly funding Palestinian terrorism because of a failure to “prevent the misuse of European funds by non-profit organisations which use these funds to finance terrorism”.

Pass the popcorn.

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Our Unconstitutional Census

10th August 2009

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California could get nine House seats it doesn’t deserve because illegal aliens will be counted in 2010.

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Darwin at Work

10th August 2009

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A look at “salad bar” evolutionists.

A brief analysis of human social behavior would conclude that there is a strong selective pressure against pacifism, especially absolute and unconditional pacifism. Those social groups whose political institutions are based on pacifism will sooner or later be confronted and overcome by groups that observe no such restrictions on violence.

Neither great intelligence nor advanced technology is required to defeat a pacifist polity. Fists, cudgels, and knives are more than enough to put an end to a people that refuses to defend itself.

This isn’t rocket science. A few minutes’ application of basic logic leads inexorably to this conclusion. So why does pacifism as a political ideal continue to enjoy such a pervasive vogue amongst left-leaning literati in all Western societies?

The obvious explanation is that pacifism — like all the other destructive ideologies of the Left — is nurtured under the roof of Western military might. Pacifists are free to dispense their noxious fumes because they are hothouse flowers, and would be unable to survive as a political movement in the cold world outside.

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Michigan crowd vents health care fury

10th August 2009

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“You’re a fraud, you have not read the bill,” screamed Mike Sola, who got directly in the lawmaker’s face in furious confrontation, wheeling his 36-year-old son, Scott, who has cerebral palsy, directly to the podium before police stepped in and encouraged the Milan, Mich., man to leave. He asserted that the bill would not help his disabled child.

“Fascist America,” Mr. Sola screamed on his way out.

Pass the popcorn.

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Pet cat eaten by 13ft python

9th August 2009

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Surgeons carry out Britain’s first eyelash transplant

9th August 2009

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I am not making this up.

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Paraglider killed in mid-air collision

9th August 2009

Darwin Award.

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Iconic Beatles zebra crossing faces axe

9th August 2009

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The zebra crossing which featured on the cover of The Beatles’ Abbey Road album should be removed because fans are causing too many accidents, politicians have claimed.

Whoa, this is a valuable national resource–dimwitted fans ought to be encouraged to use it so as to remove their defective genes from the gene pool. Politicians never think things through.

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Tomb search could end riddle of Shakespeare’s true identity

9th August 2009

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Although not, of course, the question of who actually wrote his plays.

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Robots To Cause Mass Unemployment Of Low IQ Workers

9th August 2009

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Indeed, it’s already happening. Remember: Except for Lake Woebegone, half of the population is below average, by definition.

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Man vs. Mutt

9th August 2009

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In the last few years, I have had the opportunity to compare the human and veterinary health services of Great Britain, and on the whole it is better to be a dog.

Just think: In the Obama Nation, we could have this same situation in the U.S.

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Bride wears dress made of wool

8th August 2009

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Of course, a hundred years ago this would not have been worthy of comment.

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China denies claim that Communist Party offspring make up 90pc of multi-millionaires

7th August 2009

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But, of course, they would say that, wouldn’t they?

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Voters send a message to Washington, and get an ugly response.

7th August 2009

Peggy Noonan looks at the Obama Nation.

They must know at this point they should not have pushed a national health-care plan. A Democratic operative the other day called it “Hillary’s revenge.” When Mrs. Clinton started losing to Barack Obama in the primaries 18 months ago, she began to give new and sharper emphasis to her health-care plan. Mr. Obama responded by talking about his health-care vision. He won. Now he would push what he had been forced to highlight: Health care would be a priority initiative. The net result is falling support for his leadership on the issue, falling personal polls, and the angry town-hall meetings that have electrified YouTube.

Guess Democrats aren’t really into that whole democracy thing.

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Gold: Royal Mint doubles production of gold coins to meet surge in demand

5th August 2009

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Gee, I wonder why.

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Psychopath Brain Different In Brain Scans

5th August 2009

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Some people are bad to the bone. Or perhaps bad to the uncinate fasciculus. Brain scans of the uncinate fasciculus (UF) found distinct differences in psychopaths.

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Why Nuclear Power Is Part of Our Future

5th August 2009

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Or ought to be, if the “progressives” can be persuaded to stop attempting to turn the clock back to the Middle Ages.

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Islam in the UK: The Numbers

5th August 2009

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How Britain is turning into Londonistan under its Labour government.

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How It Looks From the Other Side

4th August 2009

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A cartoon expressing disappointment that Lucy Obama has pulled the football away just as Charlie Brown the fringe Left was going to kick it.

x <- world’s smallest violin etc.

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The Folly of Hate-Crime Laws

4th August 2009

Richard Cohen in the Washington Post.

Hell has officially frozen over.

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Murder Bares Worker Anger Over China Industrial Reform

4th August 2009

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As rumors swirled that Mr. Chen’s employer, Jianlong Group, planned to shed workers, a group of them found the 41-year-old executive and beat him severely, battering his skull. Workers blocked streets near the factory and hurled bricks, preventing police and paramedics from reaching Mr. Chen.

Bet the Teamsters were just red with envy.

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An American martial arts expert who teaches people how to kill in self-defence has provoked controversy by planning a training course in Britain.

4th August 2009

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Indeed — God forbid that anybody in Britain might learn self-defense.

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Styrofoam dome homes

4th August 2009

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What if China had hobbits?

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Mother spots baby son up for adoption on Craigslist

3rd August 2009

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Indeed, one can find anything on the Internet.

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Don’t judge my hair: A collection of impressive hairstyle failures

3rd August 2009

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A comprehensive and irrefutable counterexample to the Intelligence Design theory.

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Episcopal Church moves to elect more gay bishops

3rd August 2009

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California, of course.

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Dog walker bursts into flames after being struck by lightning

3rd August 2009

Darwin award.

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Britain: Playing children ordered down from tree by police

3rd August 2009

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  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably in San Francisco.

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Two Florida men prosecuted for “gang hand gestures” on MySpace

3rd August 2009

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Can you think of anything more silly?

Avoid Florida. They’re crazy down there.

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Miss Landmine beauty pageant banned in Cambodia

3rd August 2009

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So I guess there’s no chance of the Miss Political Genocide contest happening. A pity; North Korea would have had a lock on it.

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Radio Shack rebranding to “The Shack”?

2nd August 2009

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They ought to change it to “Electron Hut”.

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Frank Lloyd Wright’s Ennis House on sale for $15 million

31st July 2009

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I don’t know — I’d have thought that $15 million worth of Legos would be bigger than that.

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Wesley Mouch watch

30th July 2009

Arnold Kling makes a libertarian cultural reference that not all will catch.

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The Progressive Tax Fantasy

30th July 2009

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Willie Sutton, asked why he robbed banks, was alleged to have answered: “that’s where the money is.” Like common bank robbers, progressives don’t really care what effect their money grab has on the rest of the country. They just want more funds for new social experiments and welfare patronage programs. If they have to grab it from the Americans who drove 75 percent of economic growth over the last several decades, then so be it!

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