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Video game fanatic hunts down and stabs rival player who killed character online

27th May 2010

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Some people need to get out more.

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Billionaire German hotelier chokes to death on steak served at his own restaurant

27th May 2010

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Boehner Strikes GOP Earmarks

26th May 2010

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Despite being directed to withdraw their requested earmarks, four members of the GOP caucus have refused to do so: Anh “Joseph” Cao (La.), Henry Brown (S.C.), Don Young (Alaska) and Ron Paul (Texas).

I guess Ron Paul’s own private copy of the Constitution has very good reasons for sticking to his guns here. I mean otherwise he’d be a rank hypocrite and his followers would be tools and we all know that isn’t the case.

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Vito joins the no-shame game

26th May 2010

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Fossella’s swift resurrection is a departure from the old playbook and a template for the new politics of sex scandals, a model coming predictably from New York and California. For all but the grossest sins (see Edwards, John) and weirdest public conduct (see Sanford, Mark), apologies are passé, retirement is for suckers, and chutzpah is the new contrition.

Bill Clinton was the test case for brazen survival, but more recent instances come with less baggage: Arnold Schwarzenegger brushed aside campaign allegations of sexual harassment like so many hostile robots in “Terminator,” Sen. David Vitter stayed in Congress after being caught paying prostitutes, San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom weathered the ugly publicity over an affair with a top aide’s wife to emerge as the leading candidate for lieutenant governor, and Eliot Spitzer was rewarded for high-profile sins with a guest-hosting gig on MSNBC.

“We are living in an age when a recluse is just somebody who doesn’t have a sex tape on the Internet,” said Eric Dezenhall, a Washington corporate crisis manager. “Shocking us is an impossibility. Shame is a silly fetish, and chutzpah pays a bigger dividend than discretion.”

And this guy was a Republican, which just goes to show you that you can’t depend on labels.

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Paraglider breaks back after taking to skies without training

26th May 2010

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There’s a reason they call it ‘natural selection’.

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New York community panel approves plan for mosque at Ground Zero

26th May 2010

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The vote was 29-to-1 in favor of the plan, with 10 abstentions. The move by the Manhattan Community Board 1, while not necessary for the building’s owners to move forward with the project, is seen as key to obtaining residents’ support.

It would appear that not all of the surrender-monkeys live in France.

“The moderate Muslim voice has been squashed in America,” said Bruce Wallace, who said he lost a nephew in the Sept. 11 attacks. “Here is a chance to allow moderate Muslims to teach people that not all Muslims are terrorists.”

An assertion for which no evidence has been presented — indeed, all the available evidence is to the contrary. But there’s a reason they call it ‘invincible ignorance’.

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Mexico Tells Obama What To Do With Those National Guard Troops

26th May 2010

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Which is not the same as what I would have told him to do with his entire administration. Just in case you were wondering.

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North Korea troops ‘combat ready’ as tensions with South rise

25th May 2010

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Oh, gee, just what we need: Another war.

I have an idea: Let’s let the South Koreans fight this one on their own. Time to graduate, young padawan.

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Americans outgunned by Taleban’s AK47s

25th May 2010

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Time to bring back the M-14?

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The Coming War on Bacon

24th May 2010

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Having dramatically expanded the role of the government in your doctor’s office and your bank this year, the Obama administration is turning its attention to your kitchen. Sara Burrows, a reporter for the Carolina Journal, reported on the ramifications of the Obama administration’s war on salt, announced recently as a nationwide decade long program by the FDA. I followed up with her on a podcast for Health Care News. Hold your breath for the potential casualties — that’s right, we’re talking about ham and bacon.

Laugh while you can, monkey boy.

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Bee Gees singer ‘flew into rage at airport over extra security’

24th May 2010

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Robin Gibb, the Bee Gees singer, reportedly became enraged when asked to submit to extra security checks at an airport, swore at staff and refused to fly.

And I don’t blame him a bit. This ‘security theater’ is ridiculous. It does absolutely nothing to improve safety; all it does is piss off consumers and allows the bureaucrats to pretend that they’ve Done Something.

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Hanzo Ninja Survival Master Functional Katana

23rd May 2010

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Really, you can’t make this stuff up.

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Leaving New York

21st May 2010

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The IRS has posted statistics on taxpayers coming and going from various states in 2008 versus 2007. New York lost 201,570 taxpayers with aggregate adjusted gross income of about $12.3 billion, mostly to Florida, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, California, North Carolina, and Connecticut. Over the same year, the Empire State gained 173,194 taxpayers with aggregate adjusted gross income of about $8.4 billion. The biggest feeder states to New York were New Jersey, foreign countries, Florida, Pennsylvania, and California. On a net basis, the state lost taxpayers, and the ones that left earned more money than the new ones who arrived.

Don’t let the government hit you in the wallet on the way out.

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Et tu Columbus?

21st May 2010

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From Columbus Dispatch – “Mayor Michael B. Coleman has banned city workers from traveling to Arizona…” and “He agrees with those who want to send a message to the state of Arizona that this is not the American way.” Really?

I wonder if Mayor Coleman lives in a gated community. I wonder if Mayor Coleman has a fence around his residence. I wonder if Mayor Coleman has a lock on his door. Oh the humanity. How un-American of him.

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Carly Fiorina Publicly Attacks a Military Reservist

21st May 2010

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It is one thing to have no shame and quite another to have no class. Carly Fiorina apparently has neither.

Never did, actually.

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‘Virtual sit-in’ tests line between DDoS and free speech

21st May 2010

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UC San Diego Professor Ricardo Dominguez spearheaded the March 4 digital protest by calling on demonstrators to visit a webpage that sent a new page request to the UC president’s website every one to six seconds. A separate function automatically sent 404 queries to the server. A “spawn” feature allowed participants to run additional pages in another window, multiplying the strain on the targeted website.

Dominguez, an associate professor in UC San Diego’s visual arts department, said the demonstration was an act of “electronic civil disobedience,” a field he’s been studying for more than a decade and for which he earned tenure in 2006. He said he’s organized or participated in at least 16 similar protests and until now has never been accused of criminal hacking.

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Has First Public Sector Union Domino Fallen?

21st May 2010

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Sometimes reality intrudes into even the rosiest scenario.

As I posted two days ago, the City of Central Falls (whose slogan is “A City With a Bright Future”) filed for receivership, the state equivalent of bankruptcy. Rhode Island law does not allow a municipality to file for federal bankruptcy protection, but provides the state receivership alternative.

First, Central Falls’ “actuarial accrued liability” for pensions exceeds $35 million, but there are only $4 million in assets. The annual contribution required by the actuaries for 2009 was $2.7 million, of which the City actually contributed $0. No funds are available for 2010 contributions.

Second, of the $18 million budget, $6.5 million is for employees with collective bargaining agreements. According to The Providence Journal, “City Solicitor John T. Gannon said the city is in the middle of all its municipal employee union contracts. Mayor Charles D. Moreau has been trying to negotiate concessions, he said, but without success.”

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Woman denied bus firm training post ‘because she is white’

20th May 2010

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Marion Ryan, 40, has accused Hackney Community Transport (HCT) of racism after staff said the colour of her skin prevented her applying for the post.

The mother-of-four had approached the London transport firm after seeing an advert for a course to become a bus passenger assistant.

  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. The same short of shit is happening here, they’re just not explicit about it.

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‘Depressed’ mafia mobster released from prison

19th May 2010

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A mafia mobster responsible for one of Italy’s most shocking crimes – dissolving in acid the son of a police informer – has been released from a life prison sentence because he is depressed and has diabetes.

I’m curious as to why this guy is still breathing.

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Man who rigged garden with trip wires detained

19th May 2010

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Donatien Se Sabi Bestrualta Chamchawala, of Blackwood, Caerphilly, south Wales, set up booby traps that were triggered when the children living next door went into his garden.

Sounds like it worked.

Cardiff Crown Court heard neighbour Craig Cheshire, his wife and children were left ”terrified and paranoid” after living next door to Chamchawala.

I’m working on a concept here: How about just stay off of his fargin property? Is that so much to ask?

He said Chamchawala would often stare at Mr Cheshire, his child and his then-heavily pregnant partner from an upstairs window.

Perhaps he was wondering why they weren’t married.

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Investors panic sell shares ahead of possible capital gains tax rise

19th May 2010

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  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably once Obama realizes that we don’t have the money to pay for his bright ideas.

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Chinese and Turks Buy Up Iraq Oil Fields

19th May 2010

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CNOOC Ltd., the Hong Kong-listed unit of China National Offshore Oil Corp. has partnered with the state-run Turkish Petroleum Corp. (TPAO) to win a contract with Iraq to develop the lucrative Missan oil-field in southern Iraq, marking CNOOC’s first upstream access to Iraqi oil following its two major rivals, CNPC and Sinopec.

According to CNOOC, the 20-year contract includes an increase of Missan’s production capacity to 450,000 barrels per day from the current 100,000 barrels a day within six years. CNOOC has agreed to price every additional barrel of oil produced after capacity rises by 10 percent at US$ 2.30.

CNOOC will be the operator and hold 63.75 percent of the interest. TPAO will have 11.25 percent interest while an Iraqi drilling company will hold the remaining 25 percent.

Our blood, their oil. Wonder whether they even said Thank You? Probably not. No good deed goes unpunished.

None of the Crust care, of course, if they’re even paying attention.

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Majority of British meals are now foreign

19th May 2010

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And, really, who could blame them?

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The Omniscient State at Work

19th May 2010

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Don’t you sleep better at night with those wonderful folks in D.C. watching out for you? It’s not enough that they’ve screwed up the economy in general, and are in the process of further screwing up our medical care. Now, they’re working toward dismantling our defenses against terrorists and regimes that sponsor terrorism.

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Texas doctors opting out of Medicare at alarming rate

19th May 2010

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Texas doctors are opting out of Medicare at alarming rates, frustrated by reimbursement cuts they say make participation in government-funded care of seniors unaffordable.

Can’t really blame them.

“You do Medicare for God and country because you lose money on it,” said Culpepper, a graduate of the University of Texas Medical School at Houston. “The only way to provide cost-effective care is outside the Medicare system, a system without constant paperwork and headaches and inadequate reimbursement.”

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Murderer used Google Earth before targeting victim’s home

18th May 2010

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Council admits £3m Boscombe artificial reef produces wrong kind of waves

18th May 2010

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A council which spent £3 million to build Europe’s first artificial surfing reef has finally admitted that it produces the wrong kind of waves.

Everything government touches gets screwed up. You’d think people would eventually learn that.

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China, America, and a New World Order

18th May 2010

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For years the major question regarding China has been whether it will embrace the post–World War II order. The answer is no.

My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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Doomsday shelter concept resurrected

18th May 2010

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Time-shares for the Apocalypse?

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Protesters set up camp in Parliament Square

17th May 2010

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Tourists last night described the camp as an “eyesore” and said it was “unbelievable” police had allowed the protesters, who have been joined by a number of homeless people, to remain.

Police have searched tents, but have not evicted the protesters, who said they had not applied for permission to hold a demonstration.

It is against the law to hold an unauthorised protest within a square mile of Parliament.

A spokesman for the Metropolitan police said that the force is having “ongoing dialogue” with the group and that they are monitoring the situation.

  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably in D.C.

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The Shrine of Multiculturalism: Now Sacrificing Lives in the Name of Appeasement

17th May 2010

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It has never been more apparent than it is now. In just the past couple of months alone, examples of this attitude have uncovered that what was once perhaps just dangerous naivety, is now the purposeful ignoring of what should be basic knowledge. All in order to appease, accommodate and appear culturally sensitive. The fact that the very people for whom they are apologists want to, you know, kill them is somehow lost on them.

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When Harvard matters

17th May 2010

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(Other than on the Saturday before Thanksgiving, of course.)

Kagan, then, can be viewed as an elitist nominee in the bad sense. The eight Justices with whom she would serve could claim, when nominated, to be elite by virtue of what they had accomplished without any reference to an elite institution of higher learning. Such a claim by Kagan would be tenuous.

Harvard law school, and how one views it, is therefore an issue in Kagan’s nomination, not because she went there but because she remained there and ended up running it, and because her other credentials seem thin for a Supreme Court Justice.

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Relying on “Dumb Bombers and Smart Citizens”

17th May 2010

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The worst attorney general ever? That’s what most folks in the U.S. are saying about the current guy sitting in the chair.

Me? I think it’s mostly a top-down problem. Holder can’t let past his lips anything that is not part of his Obama-derived marching orders. After all, the President is his boss. If our president, B. Hussein O., has dismissed the notion of “radical Islam” then no matter how often a member of his cabinet is asked directly to respond to a question about -gasp — “radical Islam” — that person will stonewall. After all, what can any interlocutor do to a cabinet member that BHO won’t execute in spades? He plays by Chicago rules.

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6 Absurd Gender Stereotypes (That Science Says Are True)

16th May 2010

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Well, it turns out there’s a reason those comics and beer companies keep making those jokes. Many of the exciting advances in brain mapping and genetic research are proving that some of the oldest, most hackneyed gender-based stereotypes are totally true.

Say it ain’t so….

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U.S. Is Still Using Private Spy Ring, Despite Doubts

16th May 2010

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Top military officials have continued to rely on a secret network of private spies who have produced hundreds of reports from deep inside Afghanistan and Pakistan, according to American officials and businessmen, despite concerns among some in the military about the legality of the operation.

When the official intelligence agency has succumbed to the Iron Law of Bureaucracy, and you’re in a war, there is little choice.

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“Never Let a Good Crisis Go To Waste”

15th May 2010

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The functional equivalent of a hammer for totalitarians.

I quoted the prescient warnings of the Anti-federalists, who warily regarded the proposed Constitution as affording a grant of powers that might lay dormant for some time, but which – in the midst of crisis – would be readily seized upon as providing the only means for remediation of whatever dire exigency might be facing the nation. Thus, Federal Farmer wrote, ” The lever by which power would ultimately be accrued was the use of powers not necessarily then required, but granted for future possible use as would be “necessary and proper.” Wrote the Pennsylvania minority, “the legislature of the United States are vested with great and uncontroulable powers, of laying and collecting taxes, duties, imposts, and excises; of regulating trade, raising and supporting armies, organizing, arming, and disciplining the militia, instituting courts and other general powers…. And if they may do it , it is pretty certain that they will; for it will be found that the power retained by the original states, small as it is, will be a clog upon the wheels of government of the United States; the latter, therefore, will be naturally inclined to remove it out of its way.”

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Speech Restrictions Aimed at Making Sure People Act in “Right-Thinking” Ways

15th May 2010

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Judges are of course entitled to have their own views about which things “right-thinking members of society” should “recognize” and which they should forget. But it seems to me that under the First Amendment members of society have a constitutional right to think things through in their own ways.

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Totalitarian Lemonade

15th May 2010

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There’s nothing like imminent bankruptcy and the prospect of sovereign default to focus the attention of a national leader on what’s really important: gaining increased political power.

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Plan B: Skip College

15th May 2010

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The idea that four years of higher education will translate into a better job, higher earnings and a happier life — a refrain sure to be repeated this month at graduation ceremonies across the country — has been pounded into the heads of schoolchildren, parents and educators. But there’s an underside to that conventional wisdom. Perhaps no more than half of those who began a four-year bachelor’s degree program in the fall of 2006 will get that degree within six years, according to the latest projections from the Department of Education. (The figures don’t include transfer students, who aren’t tracked.)

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‘You Can’t Just Build a New Bridge’

15th May 2010

The Other McCain points and laughs as the Nanny State becomes entangled in its own briar patch.

Of course, Newt Gingrich was saying this 15 years ago, and as a result liberals denounced him as a stooge for Corporate America who wanted to rape the planet.

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Europe’s Missing Foundations

15th May 2010

Clive Crook is your typical lefty Brit journalist, but seems to have stumbled on some common sense.

When did a united Europe ever capture the imagination of many of its residents? The European project was an elite-driven, top-down affair from the outset. Its leaders took the view, often explicitly, that Europe’s voters did not know what was good for them and would have to be led to enlightenment. There was never any willingness to let public indifference or outright hostility moderate the pace. For the most part, voters were not consulted. When they were, and voted No in the occasional referendum on further transfer of power to Brussels, governments resolved to keep on asking until voters got it right. Germany adopted the euro despite a sustained majority opposed to monetary union. (Surely this helps to explain German anger over the bail-outs. “We were against this in the first place. Now see what’s happened.”)

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Depression 2010?

15th May 2010

Robert Samuelson looks to the future, and goes “Aaaaack!”

The welfare state is today’s equivalent of the gold standard. With aging societies, advanced countries have promised more benefits than their tax bases can support. Hence, high government debt. Greece is merely the canary in the coal mine. But politicians resist cutting popular benefits except under extreme pressure. It takes a crisis. Greece, again. Another unsettling parallel is the global economy. The United States’ leadership since World War II is eroding before China’s ascent. There’s a danger now, as then, of a power vacuum. Witness the long delay in coming to Greece’s aid. No one country acted decisively, even as markets grew nervous.

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Study Pokes Holes in Air Bag Standards

15th May 2010

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The research suggests that when compared with the versions they replaced, the newest air bags, required in all vehicles beginning in 2008 and in some as early as 2004, may place belted drivers at greater risk of death.

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Loved up kangaroo sets sights on female joggers

14th May 2010

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Tourist hospitalised by venomous spider bite on penis

14th May 2010

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Russell Crowe cuts BBC interview short over suggestion his accent in Robin Hood sounds Irish

14th May 2010

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I can see how an Australian would be insulted by that. I imagine the Irish aren’t best pleased by the insinuation, either.

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USSR planned nuclear attack on China in 1969

13th May 2010

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Never did like Nixon.

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Wartime foods make recession comeback

13th May 2010

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Consumers are returning to old-fashioned ‘wartime’ foods as a result of the recession, according to a study of shoppers’ habits by MySupermarket.co.uk.

Spam, spam, spam, spam…..

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A woman who was walking her dogs was kicked to death in a rare attack by a giraffe on a South African game reserve.

12th May 2010

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Postman stole so much mail he had to move out of flat

12th May 2010

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The court heard that Noga locked up his flat and moved in with his mother when his home became overcrowded with stolen post.

Who hasn’t encountered the problem of ‘too much stuff’?

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