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Today in Global Warming Hysteria

5th April 2019

Sea Levels Are Rising. Time to Build … Floating Cities?  Except that they aren’t rising.

Battery Power’s Latest Plunge in Costs Threatens Coal, Gas  Oil and gas have been spotted with worried expressions.

Too Manly? ‘Green-Feminine Stereotyping’ Contributes to Climate Change

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

4th April 2019

CBS Disapproves of Trump’s ‘Remain in Mexico’ Policy for Asylum Seekers  Quel dommage.

After Losing Big On Collusion, Democrats Are Now ‘Inventing A Coverup’: WSJ

NBC Claims Trump Administration ‘Playing Politics With Safety’ in ‘Stroller Recall Firestorm’  ‘Stroller recall firestorm”? Seriously?

O’Donnell: ‘Something Wrong With the President’s Mind,’ Hints at Alzheimer’s  They keep pushing that rope but it never goes anywhere.

Rep. Dan Kildee Says Congress Needs Trump’s Tax Returns So They Can Change The Tax Law  Really?

Tim Ryan Says He Wants To Send Trump To Mar-A-Lago Full Time. Ana Navarro Objects

NBC Hypes ‘New Bombshell’: Mueller Report Is ‘More Damaging’ for Trump Than Barr Let On  And if you believe that one they’ll tell you another one — as they have been doing for the past two years.

‘Boom!’: an autopsy of the media after the Mueller bombshell

Palo Alto Woman Fired After She Screams At And Doxxes Old Man In MAGA Hat

 

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Filing Your Taxes Is an Expensive Time Sink. That’s Not an Accident.

4th April 2019

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According to this Professor of Sociology at Northwestern University, it’s all Republicans’ fault.

No doubt things would be easier if you just gave the government all of your money and waited for your allowance to be returned.

What she doesn’t mention, of course, perhaps because Math Is Hard, is that a lot of the complexity in the tax code was (and is) caused by Democrat attempts to use it as a stick to beat people and activities that they don’t like, as well as corrupt favors rendered by Democrat politicians.

 

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Today in Global Warming Hysteria

3rd April 2019

Taking a Poke at “Settled Science”

A glacier the size of Florida is on track to change the course of human civilization.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

2nd April 2019

Holy Guacamole! MSNBC Fears Avocado Crisis if Trump Closes Border

Biden Accuser Says She’d Vote For Him Over Trump In 2020

The security clearances scandal makes it hard to believe Trump is in the clear  Scraaaaaaape that barrel.

Hayes: Anyone Who Trusts Trump ‘Ends Up Looking Like A Fool’

2017 Jussie Smollett Music Video Featured A Fake Trump, A Noose And ‘Alternative Facts’

British Sitcom Lectures: U.S. ‘A White Nationalist Ethno State Run by Fake Theocratic Dictator’  This, from people who can’t even scrape the EU off of their shoes.

Tom Perez: Those Who Won’t ‘Stand Up’ To Trump Are ‘Cowards’

The ‘Russian Excuse’ Doesn’t Work Anymore

GMA Gushes Over Valerie Jarrett’s Friendship with Obamas, Invites Her to Bash ‘Diabolical’ Republicans, Trump

Morning Joe Attacks Trump For Lying, Cheating About… Golf  Scraaaaaaape that barrel.

CNN’s Amanpour to Comey: Should FBI Have ‘Allowed’ People to Chant ‘Lock Her Up?’ 

Chinese woman charged with lying her way into Mar-a-Lago carrying computer malware 

Chinese National With Two Passports, Four Phones And Malware Arrested At Mar-a-Lago

 

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Today in Global Warming Hysteria

2nd April 2019

Melting roads are just one downside of record-breaking Alaskan heat

Darwin Temperatures; What is going on?

Andrea Mitchell Thanks 2020 Dem for Campaigning on Climate Change

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

1st April 2019

Civil War on the Left, Ch. 67: Mueller Madness

“Trump Was Not Just Spied Upon, It Was Entrapment”

Top WashPost Editor Martin Baron Rants About Team Trump ‘Disqualifying’ the Press  Oh, I think they did that themselves.

Esquire’s Boyer Mocks NY Times Objectivity Failure, Lets Trump Play Media Critic

Poll: Almost Two-Thirds Of Democrats Reject Mueller Finding No Collusion

Media Distorts Trump’s Words On Asylum-Seekers

Adam Schiff Asks Supporters To Dig Deep For The ‘One-Term President Fund’ To Defeat Trump

CNN Host Alisyn Camerota Says Trump’s Woman Problems Are Worse Than Biden’s  Oh, I think not.

NBC’s SNL Grasps At Humor In Mueller Report

They Just Can’t Get Over It, Libs Cry Over Their Collusion Delusion

Media Warns Of Avocado Shortage From Trump Southern Border Closure  The horror! The horror!

Jake Clapper: I Don’t Know A Single Thing That Anyone in the Media Got Wrong in the Russia Hoax  I do. I guess that makes me smarter than Jake Clapper.

MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow Gets Fact-Checked By Her Own Chyron  Heh.

 

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NYT: Just Shut Up About Jussie!

1st April 2019

Steve Sailer reads this stuff so you don’t have to.

Passive voice: “The case was dropped.”

It’s actually rather interesting who dropped the case, since, among other things, the State’s Attorney Kim Foxx is a protege of Toni Preckwinkle, one of the two candidates for Mayor of Chicago (a rather important office) running in the election tomorrow.

Also, Ms. Foxx identifies as a protege of Presidential candidate Senator Kamala Harris.

And one fixer who intervened with Ms. Foxx in the case, Tina Tchen, is associated with both the Obamas and the SPLC

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Associated Press Says Beto Spoke in ‘His Native Spanish’

31st March 2019

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Yeah, he’s from the Spanish O’Rourkes.

UPDATE: Associated Press Appears To Stealth Edit Article About Beto Rally

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

31st March 2019

Cupp, Stelter Bash Fox News as the ‘Roofie’ to the Collusion Conspiracy

Spit Take Jake: Tapper Says ‘I Don’t Know Anybody Who Got Anything Wrong’ on Russia

Chuck Todd: Trump Only ‘Technically Exonerated of a Crime’, He Caused Suspicion

The Top Ten Players In American Media’s Failed Coup

KOLB: When Elites Fail, Don’t Blame Trump

CNN’s Stelter, Glasser: Fox News Partly to Blame for Media’s Credibility Slide  Uh, I don’t think so.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

30th March 2019

White House in disarray: Trump’s victory lap clouded by chaos  I suspect that the chaos is on the part of CNN.

Rachel Maddow’s Conspiracy Brain

Donald Trump Jr gives interview to far-right conspiracy website known for antisemitic and racist articles  Anti-semitic and racist articles? You mean, like The Independent?

Maher Denigrates Barr as ‘Stooge’ Taking Part in ‘High Tech Coup,’ Jokes Mueller Married to Stone  He actually gets paid to do this stuff.

Dems, Media Prepare Conspiracy Theories To Discredit Mueller Report

Swalwell Says He Doesn’t Need Mueller Report To Know Trump ‘Acts On Russia’s Behalf’  Yet another Psychic Democrat.

BBC Decries ‘Fake News’ on the Internet… As It Pays Damages for Making It

Will the Times and Post Return Their Pulitzers?  Well, no, but it’s entertaining to raise these embarrassing questions.

Complex Sports, Twitter Users Ridicule President Trump For Not Throwing Out First Pitch  Scraaaaaaape that barrel….

 

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CNN, MSNBC Ignore Allegations Against Biden

30th March 2019

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After all, he’s not Trump.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

29th March 2019

Rahm Emanuel Blames Trump For Alleged Smollett Crime

Senate Intelligence Member Angus King Says He Still Does Not Accept Mueller Report Of No Collusion

 

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A Primer in “Ventriloquist Journalism”

29th March 2019

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Scott’s two posts on his and Victor Davis Hanson’s treatment by The New Yorker calls to mind one of the first and most important lessons I learned from my mentor in journalism, the great M. Stanton Evans. Most “mainstream” journalists are not merely biased, but have a narrative story line in mind when they begin “reporting,” so that when they call you on the phone, they aren’t looking for actual information and perspective—they are looking for a specific quote to drop in their story that fits their narrative. The point is: when you deal with the media, it is not just their innate liberalism you need to be on guard for—you need to keep in mind that they already have their story written.

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BREAKING: NBC Political Editor Accused of Bullying HuffPost Reporter on DNC’s Behalf

29th March 2019

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The veil becomes thinner and thinner.

UPDATE: MSNBC Editor ‘Bullies’ Journalist On Behalf Of DNC During ‘Highly Unethical’ Call

 

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System Fail

29th March 2019

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It will take weeks for the elite pundit class to unravel all the possible implications and subtexts embedded in Robert Mueller’s final report on the charge that Donald Trump and his team colluded with Russia to fix the 2016 election. The right claims that the report exonerates Trump fully, while the left contends there are lots of nuggets in the full text of the final report that may point to obstruction of justice, if not collusion.

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Eric Holder: ‘When Did You Think America Was Great?’

29th March 2019

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Well, before Obama was President, certainly.

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USA Today Spikes Op-Ed on Mueller Report for Using ‘Not Reliable’ Conservative Sources

29th March 2019

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Ever since USA Today was founded in 1982, people at the national weekday newspaper have tried to maintain a reputation as a “centrist” media outlet.

However, that philosophy hit a roadblock last weekend, when a self-described “libertarian conservative” USA Today editor named David Mastio as a rejected an op-ed because the writer cited such “not reliable” sources as The Federalist and National Review.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

28th March 2019

Booker Pivots To Trump When Asked About Smollett

Joe Scarborough’s Sick New Shtick: Tie Trump to Jeffrey Epstein  Ignoring the Clinton in the room.

‘That Bothers Me:’ Capt. America Actor Slams Tom Brady For Trump Support  It bothers me that so many people think actors worth listening to regarding politics.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrom

27th March 2019

Rep. Ocasio-Cortez Says There Are Still Grounds To Impeach Trump  Of course, because they just want to.

New York Post: Choose Your March Madness Brackets for the Leftists and NeverTrumpers (But I Repeat Myself) Who Were Most Wrong on the Russia Hoax

Opinion | George Conway: Trump is guilty — of being unfit for office  And Conway is an expert. He’s in the Washington Post, so he must be an expert.

MacCallum Grills Swalwell For Standing By Debunked Dossier

CNN Analyst Ralph Peters: ‘The Steele Dossier Rings True To Me’  As, of course, it would.

NY Times Unhappy With ‘Weird’ Mueller Decisions, Hits Barr on Page One: ‘Is He Impartial?’  Is he supposed to be? No Democrat AG ever pretended to be.

Crazy Train: ‘Hardball’ Panel Offers Conspiracies on Mueller Report, Trump as a Dictator  If Trump were a dictator, these guys would be in jail.

Undaunted By the Facts, CNN Continues to Push Collusion Conspiracy Theory

CNN Boss Jeff Zucker Offers Bizarre Defense on Russiagate: ‘We Are Not Investigators’  I’d have to agree. They’re not even journalists.

Rep. Maxine Waters Says ‘Only A Few Of Us’ Wanted To Impeach Trump  Congresswoman BitterBeerFace walks it back.

Scarborough Tells DCCC Chair He’s Worried Freshman Dems Are Giving Trump ‘Ammunition’  They’re your dogs, Charlie Brown.

Swalwell Doubles Down: Maintains Trump Is A “Russian Agent” Despite Mueller Findings  You don’t have to be stupid to be a Democrat Congressman, but it certainly helps.

Trump Not a Traitor, Rachel Maddow Hardest Hit  Let the gloating begin….

Democrats Threaten Consequences After Pentagon Shifts $1 Billion For Trump’s Wall  What are they going to do, trash-talk Trump on the national media?

WashPost Fact Cops Still Imply ‘No Collusion’ Is a False or Misleading Claim

Deb Heine: Here Are 50 “Journalists,” NeverTrumpers, Celebrities, and DicPic-Sending Twitter Weirdos Who Most Embarrassed Themselves With Their Collusion Delusion Conspiracy Theories

Man Arrested In Plot To Assassinate Trump, Blow Up Pentagon

We’re Naming And Shaming The Absolutely Worst Reporters On The Russian Collusion Conspiracy Theory

NY Times Frets Over Trump Supporters’ Triumph: ‘Playing a Dangerous Game’  ‘Power mooning’ coming up.

 

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MSNBC Host Katy Tur Freaks Out Over Democrats Not Voting for Green New Deal

27th March 2019

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You mean she actually believes all that stuff?

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Mexican President Demands Spain, Vatican Apologize for Conquering New World

26th March 2019

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Sure, when he apologizes for the hundreds of thousands of human sacrifices that the conquest ended.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

26th March 2019

Trump’s Kakistocracy Is Also a Hackistocracy  They do love making up new smear terms.

Despite Mueller’s preliminary findings, freshman Democrat Rashida Tlaib is privately urging colleagues to join effort to impeach Trump  My, what a surprise. Don’t confuse her with facts, her mind is made up.

Maddow’s Crying Again  The tears of our enemies are sweet.

NBC Snaps at Trump for Acting ‘Vindictive’ in His Vindication  Pot, meet kettle.

Don Jr. Takes On ‘Leader Of The Tinfoil Hat Brigade’ Adam Schiff

Giuliani Demands Cuomo Apologize For Collusion Hype In Heated Debate  As if that would ever happen.

Washington Post’s E.J. Dionne Furiously Spins Mueller Report Conclusions

MSNBC Panel Admits Mueller Report ‘Undercuts Almost Everything’ In Steele Dossier  They say that as if the Steele Dossier had any basis in reality.

Colbert Says Trump ‘Only Has Himself To Blame’ For Russian Collusion Conspiracy Theory  Oh, I think people like Colbert had something to do with it.

Trump Admin Refuses to Defend Obamacare in Court  National Review cuck Robert VerBruggen sells out.

There’s Acting Guilty, Then There’s Acting Like Trump When You’re Innocent  National Review cuck Rich Lowry ingratiates himself with his NeverTrump masters.

Joe Scarborough Runs Cover For The Media After Russia Collusion Debunked  He knows who signs his paychecks.

Rashida Tlaib Encouraging Democrats To Investigate Trump For ‘Impeachable Offenses’  Perhaps they ought to investigate him for barratry and mugwumpery as well.

Rep. Rashida Tlaib Pushes Democrats to Investigate Trump for ‘Impeachable Offenses’

 

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The Bul****: You’ve Gotta Pivot Like There’s Nobody Watching

26th March 2019

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The new Kristol cuckazine lines up with its Crustian masters.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

25th March 2019

MSNBC Analysts PANIC Over Barr Letter: There’s No Complete Sentences from Mueller!

Scarborough on Mueller Exoneration: Trump Still Just a ‘Lying’ ‘Mr. Magoo’  He forgot the ‘nyah nyab nyah’.

House Intel Readies Criminal Referrals For Clinton Operatives Who “Perpetuated This Hoax”

Dershowitz Says The Media Must Apologize To The American Public Following Mueller Report Revelation  But it won’t.

Rudy Giuliani Calls On Democrats To Apologize For Advanced Collusion Story: ‘Shame On Them!’  But they won’t.

Kellyanne Calls For Adam Schiff Resignation In Wake Of Mueller Report  But he won’t.

CNN’s Attack on Mueller Begins: No Ruling on Obstruction ‘Atrocious’  It’s all they’ve got.

7 Collusion Theories That Died With The Mueller Report

Just Sad: Dan Rather Still Hoping for Media to Find Collusion  After all, they KNOW he’s guilty.

The View Hosts In Denial Over Mueller Report Findings: ‘We Don’t Know Anything!’   Yeah, say it again.

NY Times Sourly Shifts Subject to Trump ‘Obstruction of Justice,’ Slimes AG Barr

Disappointed by Mueller, Nets Hype ‘Scores’ of Dem Investigations

‘The Russians Have Clearly Won’; MSNBC Melts Down Mueller Chose to ‘Abdicate’ Responsibility

CNN’s Stelter Defends Media’s Russian Collusion Speculation, Decries Right-Wing Media Calling Them Out  He still looks like a Seinfeld character.

New Mantra: CNN Chants Report ‘Does Not Exonerate’ 120 Times in a Day  If they wish hard enough, maybe Tinkerbelle will recover.

 

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Outsports Extends Anti-Christian Attack to In-N-Out Burger for Feeding Liberty Basketball Team

25th March 2019

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Progressive sports media’s anti-Christian “jihad” reached a new level of ridiculousness Sunday as an Outsports blogger attacked In-N-Out Burger because the Liberty University team ate a post-game meal there after its first-round victory in the NCAA basketball tournament Friday night.
Associating with Christians. How hateful. Burn the witch!

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

24th March 2019

[Fill in the blank], Trump White House in chaos

Democrat John Lewis Says Donald Trump Impeachment Is Still On The Table: ‘I Think That Day Will Come’

MSNBC Off the Rails: Demand Dems Ignore the Racist Mueller Report

Top-Ranking Democrat Says Mueller Report Doesn’t Matter — ‘We Know There Was Collusion’

Ted Cruz Blasts House Democrats: ‘They Are Going To Impeach The President For Being Donald Trump’  Yup.

ABC’s Dowd Claims Trump HAS NOT Been Investigated for Two Years

Petulant NY Times After Ho-Hum Mueller Release: Trump ‘Surrounded Himself With Crooks and Liars’  As if Obama didn’t, or Clinton wouldn’t have.

Joy Reid Thinks Trump’s Criticism of Media Is a ‘Violation of First Amendment’

Radical Matt Taibbi on Russiagate: ‘Death Blow for the Reputation of the American News Media’  What there was of it.

Impeachment Odds Implode As Mueller Report Clears Trump Of Collusion  Funny how that works.

CNNers Declare: Trump Has Been ‘Cleared’ and ‘Exonerated’, Walk it Back

Chuck Todd Tries to Save Collusion Narrative, Wonders What Founders Would Think  They would consider him a slimy little weasel.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

23rd March 2019

Todd Laments Trump Never Dragged Before a Grand Jury, Frets He’ll ‘Banana Republic Us’  Nah, Obama already tried that and it didn’t work.

ABC, NBC Boast Dems Still Want to Hammer Trump Post-Mueller; ‘They Are Plowing Ahead’  Don’t confuse them with facts, their minds are made up.

Rep. Eric Swalwell Reacts To Mueller Report News

Must Watch: Chris Matthews Suffers an EPIC Meltdown Over the Mueller Report

Planned Parenthood President Says Being Called ‘Trump’s Nightmare’ Is A ‘Badge Of Honor’

The Trump scam has officially hit rock bottom  Well, as long as it’s ‘official’….

Rachel Maddow Spends Opening Segment About Mueller Report On Verge Of Tears

Joy Reid: Mueller Report Conclusion ‘Feels Like The Seeds Of A Cover-Up’

Maher on Trump: ‘I Don’t Need the Mueller Report to Know He’s a Traitor, I Have a TV’

Joy Reid Keeps Hope Alive after Mueller: Lots of Other Investigations!

Twitter Bans User For Laughing At Rachel Maddow’s Tears Of Despair Over Mueller Report

 

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Chelsea Handler Says She’s ‘Very Sexually Attracted’ to Robert Mueller

23rd March 2019

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Setting back feminism for about a thousand years….

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MSNBC Claims ‘Terrorist’ Is a Word Only Used for Muslims

23rd March 2019

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Gee, it was used about the New Zealand shooter, and i don’t think he was a Muslim….

And I’ve heard people on MSNBC use it about Trump, and I don’t think he’s a Muslim….

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Ahoy! Bill Kristol’s Cucks-Seeking-Bulls Newsletter Now Just Attacking Conservatives With The Left’s Favorite Smear — “Racist” Bill Kristol Completes His Transition to David Brock

22nd March 2019

Ace of Spades keeps up with this stuff so that you don’t have to.

This Bulwark post isn’t serious, it is spank material for self-described true conservatives who never seem to have the time to worry about what the left is doing but a surfeit if time to tell the rest of us when it is appropriate to wear MAGA hats and what we must believe in order to be true conservatives.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

21st March 2019

Ted Koppel: Trump’s Not Imagining Things, The Liberal Media Are Out to Get Him

This Harvard Law Professor Keeps Spreading Conspiracy Theories — But Media Outlets Keep Citing Him  Tribe is certifiably senile.

Did Jeff Bezos Invent A Trump-Saudi Collusion Hoax To Deflect From His Dick-Pic Betrayal?

‘Hardball’ Nonsense: Kellyanne Is a Bad Wife And Let’s Talk 25th Amendment

MSNBC’s Morning Joe: ‘Archie Bunker’ Trump Can’t Compete With Dreamy Dem

Politico: 12 Different Political/Economic Models of Voter Behavior Predict a Trump Victory in 2020, and Not a Small One

LOTT: Trump Keeps Condemning White Nationalists — So Why Does The Media Keep Denying It?  Because they’re lying sacks of shit, that’s why.

Ellen Asks if Trump ‘Losing His Mind,’ Booker Hails Her ‘Decency’

Democrats struggle to address rising border apprehensions as they seek to counter Trump on immigration

Dem Rep. Goes On Morning Joe To Complain Media Are ‘Agents of the Republican Party’  Uh, sure.

Several Economists And Researchers Say Trump Is ‘On Track For A 2020 Landslide’

 

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Opioids Have Killed as Many Americans as World War II, But Cable News Still Won’t Talk About It

21st March 2019

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There’s no way they can twist it to make it Trump’s fault, so they’re not interested.

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Morning Shows in Awe of ‘Tough’ ‘Impactful’ NZ Gun Ban, Lament U.S. Constitution

21st March 2019

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…which will last until the next mass shooting, which I predict will be in a country with strict gun control laws like Britain, Australia, New Zealand, or France.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

20th March 2019

Former Prosecutor Reveals He Considered Taping Phone Call With Trump

Toobin: Trump’s ‘Personal Grievance’ Is ‘Precisely Consistent With the White Nationalist Agenda’

Koppel: NYT And WaPo Not What They Used To Be Thanks To Trump Vendetta

Report: Democrats Suggest More People Are Working 2 Jobs In Trump’s Economy. Here’s Where They’re Wrong

Top Democratic Lawmaker Compares Trump To Hitler After McCain Dust-Up

Former DOJ Attorney Claims Ambassadors Worked With Feds To Take Down Trump

Kasie Hunt Says Trump Has No Shot At Re-Election Because He’ll Never Be Able To Turn Key Voting Group  They said the same thing before he was elected the first time.

Joy Behar: Trump Jumped Into Conway Feud Because ‘He Likes Separating Families’  Uh, no, it was because George Conway insulted him.

Kimmel to Harris: As President, Will You ‘Prosecute’ Trump and ‘Hench Characters?’

“Sitting Ambassadors” Participated In Plot To ‘Take Trump Down’: Meadows

Trump’s Tax Cut Won’t Power the Growth He Predicts, Officials Concede  Except that it already is.

Shame Is Part of the Kink, Continued: Kellyanne Conway Blasts Own Husband For Claiming That He Has Diagnosed Trump with Narcissistic Personality Disorder

Will Washington State’s Plan To Ban Trump From The 2020 Ballot Backfire?

 

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NBC’s Chuck Todd Awarded for Excluding ‘Deniers’ From Hour-Long Climate Change Broadcast

20th March 2019

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NBC host Chuck Todd received a Walter Cronkite Award for political journalism for an hour-long feature on climate change that excluded “climate deniers.”

Just like Cronkite. How appropriate.

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CNN Still Hasn’t Told Viewers It’s Being Sued for $275 Million for Defamation

20th March 2019

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Well, you know, that’s not really news, is it? After all, it doesn’t mention TRUMP….

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Trump Derangement Syndrome

19th March 2019

Morning Joe Wonders If Trump Has ‘Oppositional Defiant Disorder’  I guess they had to come up with something to match TDS.

Fake News Jim and Friends: ‘Extraordinary,’ ‘Surreal’ WH Must Answer If Trump’s Mentally Stable!  They’re just pissed that he’s more entertaining than they are.

NY Times Reporter-Turned-Columnist David Leonhardt: ‘Trump Encourages Violence’  Not as much as the New York Times.

Ted Koppel: Trump’s ‘Not Mistaken’ That Liberal Media Are Blatantly ‘Out to Get Him’

Gillibrand Claims She Has The Best Voting Record Against Trump Nominees Ever  She’s still a Becky.

MSNBC: Trump’s Tweets Are Sign of ‘Crisis Level’ ‘Psychological Duress’

Congress to probe Trump administration’s response to rising threat of white nationalism

Stephen Colbert criticises Trump’s response to New Zealand terror attack: ‘He never condemns racists’  Except, of course, that he often has. (I’ll bet you didn’t know that ‘Muslim’ was a race.)

NBC’s Idea of ‘Tough Question’ for 2020 Dem: Is Trump a ‘Racist’?  It serves a purpose: Anyone who answers ‘yes’ is too stupid to be President.

CNN Shocked to Find Latinos Who Support Trump, Border Wall

CNN’s David Gregory Slams George Conway’s Anti-Trump Tweets as Inappropropriate  Gregory has obviously be replaced by an alien.

Facebook Blocks President Trump’s Social Media Chief Scavino

Trump aide Kellyanne Conway denies president’s mental health is ‘getting worse’ after her husband voices concerns  I’d be more inclined to worry about her husband’s mental health. He sure has a bad case of TDS.

Woman Who Climbed Statue Of Liberty To Protest Trump Sentenced To 5 Years Probation

 

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Everything Is Racist! NY Times: Opposing ‘Social Justice Engine’ of Light Rail Is Bigoted

19th March 2019

Read it.

I’ll bet you didn’t know that light rail was a ‘social justice engine’. I sure didn’t.

 

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Lefty Journalist Hill Tweets That the Electoral College Preserves Slavery

19th March 2019

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Of course, everything that Africans don’t like in America ‘preserves slavery’, so that makes it a core American institution.

I’m good with that.

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AP Pushes New Leftwing Conspiracy Theory: “Puzzling” Number of Activists Connected to Ferguson are Dying (Usually by Suicide or Drug Overdose), And That Suggests They’re Being Secretly Murdered by an Unidentified But Obviously White Cabal

19th March 2019

Ace of Spades sounds the alarm.

I love the smell of conspiracy theories in the morning.

None of these cabals ever thinks of contacting me. I’m offended.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

17th March 2019

Trump to be left off 2020 ballots unless he shows his tax returns, Washington says  I doubt that this will survive the inevitable legal challenge.

Brexit Is An Obsession With The British Media The Way Trump Derangement Syndrome Is With The American Media

 

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CNN’s Smerconish Puts On Khizr Khan to Blame Immigration on Meddling from the West

17th March 2019

Read it.

Pull the string and watch the mouth move.

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Reuters Journalist Withheld Damaging Info About Beto O’Rourke Until After Senate Race

17th March 2019

Read it.

Bias? What bias?

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

16th March 2019

Democratic presidential candidates line up to target Mike Pence after Biden’s ‘decent guy’ comment  They must leave no Republican unsmeared.

Bill Maher Says It’s ‘Very Trump’ For Democrats To Ban Fox News From Hosting Debates Figure that one out.

AOC Blames Trump for New Zealand Tragedy  Of course she does.

CNN Panel Uses NZ Shooting to Compare Trump to White Supremacist, Shooter

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

15th March 2019

ABC, NBC Cheer on ‘Republican Rebellion’ that ‘Embarrassed’ Trump, Rebuked National Emergency  Nothing embarrasses Trump. You’d think they’d have learned this by now. What these ‘Republicans’ embarrassed was themselves.

‘The Good Fight’ Rants at Trump: ‘God, I Hate You,’ ‘Wish You Ended Up’ in Hell

CNN Guest Connects Trump to Mosque Shooting in New Zealand  Of course. Because TRUMP!

The Trump Phenomenon As Seen From Europe

MSNBC’s Deutsch: Trump NZ Statement Might be Weak Because Muslims are the Target  Actually, it will be as strong as any such statement — you know that, and they know that, but they have to support the Narrative.

CBS Jumps to Link Trump to Mass Murdering Terrorist in New Zealand  Of course.

Jeb Bush Wants ‘Someone’ To Challenge Trump In GOP Primaries  I’m sure he does. It is indeed difficult to beat a sitting President, especially one with so many wins in his pocket as Trump. But those wins weren’t by somebody named Bush, so Jeb wants him out.

CNN’s John Berman Tries To Tie Trump To New Zealand Attack

CNN’s Bash Blames Trump for NZ Massacre: Trump’s Rhetoric Riles Up ‘Nut Jobs’

Peter Strzok’s Congressional Testimony: Robert Mueller Never Asked Me About My Many, Many Anti-Trump Texts. He Didn’t Seem to Care About Them At All.

NBC Analyst Claims Trump Gives ‘Rhetorical Ammunition’ to Terrorists

Beto O’Rourke: ‘Beyond A Shadow Of A Doubt’ Trump Tried To Collude With Russia  His candidacy is going to prove vastly entertaining.

Divisive CNN Blames Trump Giving NZ Terrorist ‘Credence,’ ‘Validity’; There’s a ‘Connection’

Trump news – live: Top officials fail to call New Zealand shooting ‘terror attack’ as Mueller reveals ongoing probes  I guess unless Trump says it, it isn’t.

North Korea’s missile threat shows we need to take Trump’s vanity out of the peace talks In a negotiation, who are you going to trust, Donald Trump or some obscure leftist academic?

Mea Culpa: how to reduce the damage done by Donald Trump and Brexit

New Zealand shooting: Trump tweets link to Islamophobic website amid Christchurch terror attack  Actually it was to Breitbart, which is Islamo-realist (which proglodytes consider ‘Islamophobic’). More fake news.

 

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Hollywood/Social Media Stars Blame Conservative Americans for NZ Terror Attack

15th March 2019

Of course.

Westworld star Jeffrey Wright hopped on Twitter to blame the incident on Donald Trump, claiming, “Waiting for remarks from @realDonaldTrump on New Zealand’s radical white racist terrorist attack like waiting for Bin Laden’s next cave video. Blood on his mouth…once again. This is clear.”

These guys are insane.

The Daily Show co-creator Lizz Winstead unleashed her own hate for the Trump family, slamming Donald Trump Jr. for his tweet asking the media not to fixate on the killer. The unhinged abortion-worshipper responded to the president’s son, tweeting, “Says the man who poses for pictures with the living beings he slaughters for sport. GFYS.” [Go Fuck Yourself] Well that’s definitely the pot calling the kettle black considering her intense ardor for killing unborn babies. Excuse me, I meant minutes-old babies.

Funny where these people draw the lines.

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Al Gore Compares Climate Change to Civil War, Could Spur ‘End of Civilization’

15th March 2019

Read it.

Women and minorities hardest hit, film at 11.

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Today in Trup Derangement Syndrome

14th March 2019

The Atlantic Writer Suggests Trump Is To Blame For College Bribery Scandal  Of corse. Trump is to blame for EVERYTHING.

Ed Henry Explains Why Trump Should Be ‘Licking His Chops’ At The Chance To Run Against O’Rourke

Nadler Relying On Press Reports For Evidence Of Trump Wrongdoing  Nadler looks like the crooked mayor of Gotham in a bad Batman movie.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

13th March 2019

Donald Trump Jr. Responds to “Rich Parents Getting Their Kids Into College” Scandal With Least Self-Aware Tweet in History  Did you hear that? IN HISTORY!

Mika Brzezinski Cheers ‘Fantastic’ Nancy Pelosi Driving Trump ‘Crazy’  Actually, it’s probably the other way around.

Cuomo, Lemon: Does ‘Luddite’ Trump Want to Bring Back Horse and Buggy? (Sing Duet)  No, but progs do, with their war on fossil fuels.

Trump news – latest: President launches 6.50am Twitter tirade over impeachment remarks ahead of Manafort sentencing  How is this ‘news’?

CNN’s Paul Begala Compares Jared And Ivanka To Cockroaches, Then Clarifies

Schiff Says Impeachment Talks Will Continue If Mueller Report Clears Trump  Because it’s not about evidence, it’s about TRUMP!

NYT’s Bruni Ties Trump Family to College Admissions Scandal: Not ‘Morally Different’  These people are sinners, the Trump family are sinners, so they are obviously not morally different! Burn the witch!

Video Venom: 40 February TV Shows Slam ‘A**hole’ Trump, Praise ‘Communism’

On CBS, Lefty Actress Bashes ‘Unindicted Co-Conspirator’ Trump, Kavanaugh  And of course actresses are widely known to be deep thinkers and sagacious analysts.

Kathy Griffin Claims She ‘Didn’t Do’ Anything Wrong; Insists Ivanka is ‘Feckless C**t’  The hatred of the envious. Sad.

Pelosi keeps options open on impeachment  Of course she does.

Samuel L. Jackson: Trump Supporters ‘Complicit’ in ‘Ruining the Planet’  Yeah, ’cause you’re still breathing.

Trump claimed Manafort’s trial proved there was ‘no collusion’. What if he’s right?  The horror!

CNN’s Begala Calls Ivanka and Jared ‘Cockroaches,’ President Trump a ‘Criminal’  Democrats – Party of Hate.

Republicans Having A Hard Time Believing Pelosi On Impeachment  I would have a hard time believing Pelosi on whether the sun were shining.

 

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