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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

9th April 2019

Mick Mulvaney is simply wrong about Donald Trump’s taxes  I must have missed where Chris Cillizza got his law degree.

MSNBC Frets That GOP Jews Are Embracing ‘Nazi’-Like Trump Rhetoric  Yeah, you can never tell when a Jew might turn into a Nazi.

Chelsea Handler: My ‘White Privilege’ Caused Me to React Like ‘Spoiled Brat’ to 2016 Election  Well, yeah.

Media Sling Mud at Trump’s Conservative Fed Bank Picks

Nasty Seth Meyers Agrees With Chelsea: Trump Finds ‘New Levels of Cruelty’  Don’t mention Bill.

MSNBC Contributor Accuses Trump Of ‘Workplace Violence’  They managed to find a guy who actually looks like an NPC.

 

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Today in Global Warming Hysteria

9th April 2019

We Really Don’t Know Clouds At All

Renewables are a better investment than carbon capture for tackling climate change

The Weather Channel Flooded Charleston to Make Care About Climate Change

California’s Climate-Change-Driven-“Never-Ending Drought” Is Over

 

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Democrat Congressman Calls Chicago Police ‘The Sworn Enemy of Black People’

9th April 2019

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I guess that makes black people criminals — those are the only people of whom cops are the ‘sworn enemies’.

Good we could clear that up.

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“What if Mexico Still Included California, Nevada and Texas?”

9th April 2019

Steve Sailer fisks the New York Times.

If you want to see what California would look like if it were ruled by Mexico, first visit San Diego … and then visit Tijuana….

Apparently, San Diego got all the Magic Dirt, while Tijuana got all the Tragic Dirt.

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Today in Global Warming Hysteria

8th April 2019

Attenborough’s tragedy porn of walruses plunging to their deaths because of climate change is contrived nonsense

Netflix walruses were driven to death by polar bears not climate change, claims zoologist 

Bill Clinton Honoree Thrown In Jail Over “Biggest Clean Energy Scam In American History”

The new 350.org climate strategy – convince small towns to make “Climate Emergency” declarations

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

8th April 2019

Pitiless: CNN’s Jeffrey Toobin Says Kirstjen Nielsen Will ‘Get What She Deserves’

Kirstjen Nielsen Exits, Democrats Race-Bait, And Obama Loves Himself

‘Restore Public Trust’ Blacklists Former Trump Administration Employees

Kathy Griffin Channels Adam Schiff At Weekend LGBTQ Block Party

Alec Baldwin Flirts With Presidential Run, Says Beating Trump Would Be “So Easy”  Oh, please do.

Morning Joe Compares Trump’s Rise To Rise Of Jim Crow  Except that Jim Crow was a Democrat.

Evening News Skips March 196K Jobs Rebound, 3.8% Unemployment  Can’t give Trump a win.

VIDEO: TV Journalists Spit Venom at Departing Nielsen

All the Progressive Plotters  Victor Davis Hanson.

Video Venom: 40 March TV Shows Slam ‘Traitor’ Trump and His ‘Faux-Christian’ ‘Hench-Characters’

Warren Wants To Investigate Trump’s Firing Of Secret Service Director  Marian the Librarian is on the case.

Couric: Trump’s ‘Behavior’ Has Warranted ‘Greater Scrutiny’ by Media  Yeah, he didn’t apologize enough.

Can We Stop Pretending Now? 7 ‘Exceptional’ Myths That Trump Has Exposed

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Blotto Calls Netanyahu a ‘Racist’ Who Doesn’t Represent the ‘True Will’ of Israelis

8th April 2019

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As if O’Rourke would know a Jew if he bumped into him on the street.

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Hedge-Fund Billionaire Ray Dalio Says Capitalism Needs Urgent Reform

7th April 2019

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Unfortunately, he doesn’t know what capitalism is or how it works, all he knows is how to finagle pieces of paper.

Bridgewater Associates founder argues that a widening wealth gap harms America and could spark conflict that hurts everyone.

He doesn’t really give a shit about capitalism, he’s just scared that peasants with pitchforks are going to show up outside of his condo and take all his stuff.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

7th April 2019

Chelsea Handler: ‘I Had a Midlife Identity Crisis’ When Trump Won, Declares Love for Mueller  Somebody remind me who Chelsea Handler is.

Dan Rather & Co. Rerun Fake News on Trump’s Immigrants-as-‘Animals’ Quote

Schiff: Hold Trump To ‘Higher Standard Than Mere Criminality’  Ah, like they did Clinton. I see.

Stelter Misleads Viewers, Pretends Trump Wants to Abolish Judiciary

 

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Today in Global Warming Hysteria

7th April 2019

UNICEF: Save 19 Million Bangladeshi Children from Climate Change!

Fraud: Trudeau Uses Photo Of Forest Fire Caused By Wind Turbine Construction Project To Sell His Carbon Tax Scam

How to do laundry the green way

 

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MSNBC Racism-Sniffer Jason Johnson: White Reporters Kissing Buttigieg ‘Butt’

7th April 2019

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Well, I’m sorry I missed it.

Would he be complaining if Buttigieg were black? I doubt it.

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Ocasio-Cortez Under Fire for Faking “Black” Accent

7th April 2019

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Hey, it worked for Hillary. It even worked for Barak.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

6th April 2019

Nunes: The Russian Collusion Hoax Meets An Unbelievbable End

Chelsea Handler Blames Trump For Her World Becoming ‘Unhinged’ — Has Taken Up Pot To Cope  All the available evidence suggests that she cannot, in fact, handle it — perhaps she ought to change her name to Panicker.

Fake News After Mueller: Orwell Would Be Delighted

 

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NYT Critic: Bonnie and Clyde Film ‘The Highwaymen’ ‘Vengeful, Murderous, Politically Terrifying’

6th April 2019

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Scott’s assumption in the bolded sentence is clear: You should hate The Highwaymen” because of its perceived reactionary ideology (and…unsympathetic attitude to mass murderers, apparently).

The transition of the New York Times from general newspaper to Voice of the Crust is rather disappointing. It’s also economically stupid, because there is less and less demand for a Dead Tree edition of what people can get for free (or close to it) from CNN and MSNBC.

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AOC Responds to ‘Black Accent’ Criticism by Saying That’s How She Talks, Videos Tell Another Story

6th April 2019

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Hey, it seemed to work for Hillary. Looks like Chiquita Khrushchev is just as racist as the rest of the Democrats.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

5th April 2019

Tin-Foil Hats Time! CNN Lefties Imply Barr Lied About Mueller Report Conclusions

Piers Morgan: why Donald Trump will be re-elected in 2020

Donald Trump Is Trying to Kill You  If you write for the New York Times, that is.

Ineffective Democrat subpoenas  As usual, it’s all about Virtue Signaling.

ABC, NBC Buy into New Mueller Hysteria, CBS Offers Neutral Tone

Red Flags Abound For NYT Article On Mueller Report  ‘Red flags’, get it? Yuck yuck yuck….

Eye Roll: Matthews Swoons Journalists Carried ‘Truth into the Grace of Public Light’ on Mueller

Blotto: Trump’s Rhetoric On Immigrants Is Comparable To ‘The Third Reich’  Don’t ask him to spell it.

‘The Good Fight:’ Country Star ‘Can’t Stay Neutral’ Against Trump

Chuck Todd Admits Media ‘Playing Two Levels of Telephone’ With Mueller Sources  Chick Todd always looks like a homeless guy that was cleaned up about 15 minutes before he went on camera.

Kamala Harris Consoles Seth Meyers Over Mueller Report: ‘We Are Not Crazy’  Stupid, maybe.

Scaramucci: Trump Lies ‘Because It’s Fun’

Romney Says Trump’s Fed Pick Of Herman Cain Is Too Partisan  Well, it didn’t take Romney long to establish himself as a member of the RINO Caucus.

Scarborough Blasts Barr: ‘He Trashed His Reputation for Donald Trump’ I don’t think that his reputation with Joe Scarborough is something that Barr will miss.

Charles Grassley: Robert Mueller Completely Misrepresented Trump Campaign Email, Butchering the Missive So That It Suggested a Willingness to Consider Talking to Russia, When the Full Email Stated They Did Not Want to Talk to Russia

Donny Deutsch: Forget Mueller Report, Trump’s Tax Returns Are Real ‘Silver Bullet’  And if that doesn’t work, they’ll scrape up something else.

Colbert Delights as Actor John Lithgow Reads His Anti-Trump Poetry  Laugh while-a you can, monkey boy.

Conspiracy Theorists Protest Reality, Demanding that the Mueller Report Validate Their Fantasies

 

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Today in Global Warming Hysteria

5th April 2019

Sea Levels Are Rising. Time to Build … Floating Cities?  Except that they aren’t rising.

Battery Power’s Latest Plunge in Costs Threatens Coal, Gas  Oil and gas have been spotted with worried expressions.

Too Manly? ‘Green-Feminine Stereotyping’ Contributes to Climate Change

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

4th April 2019

CBS Disapproves of Trump’s ‘Remain in Mexico’ Policy for Asylum Seekers  Quel dommage.

After Losing Big On Collusion, Democrats Are Now ‘Inventing A Coverup’: WSJ

NBC Claims Trump Administration ‘Playing Politics With Safety’ in ‘Stroller Recall Firestorm’  ‘Stroller recall firestorm”? Seriously?

O’Donnell: ‘Something Wrong With the President’s Mind,’ Hints at Alzheimer’s  They keep pushing that rope but it never goes anywhere.

Rep. Dan Kildee Says Congress Needs Trump’s Tax Returns So They Can Change The Tax Law  Really?

Tim Ryan Says He Wants To Send Trump To Mar-A-Lago Full Time. Ana Navarro Objects

NBC Hypes ‘New Bombshell’: Mueller Report Is ‘More Damaging’ for Trump Than Barr Let On  And if you believe that one they’ll tell you another one — as they have been doing for the past two years.

‘Boom!’: an autopsy of the media after the Mueller bombshell

Palo Alto Woman Fired After She Screams At And Doxxes Old Man In MAGA Hat

 

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Filing Your Taxes Is an Expensive Time Sink. That’s Not an Accident.

4th April 2019

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According to this Professor of Sociology at Northwestern University, it’s all Republicans’ fault.

No doubt things would be easier if you just gave the government all of your money and waited for your allowance to be returned.

What she doesn’t mention, of course, perhaps because Math Is Hard, is that a lot of the complexity in the tax code was (and is) caused by Democrat attempts to use it as a stick to beat people and activities that they don’t like, as well as corrupt favors rendered by Democrat politicians.

 

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Today in Global Warming Hysteria

3rd April 2019

Taking a Poke at “Settled Science”

A glacier the size of Florida is on track to change the course of human civilization.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

2nd April 2019

Holy Guacamole! MSNBC Fears Avocado Crisis if Trump Closes Border

Biden Accuser Says She’d Vote For Him Over Trump In 2020

The security clearances scandal makes it hard to believe Trump is in the clear  Scraaaaaaape that barrel.

Hayes: Anyone Who Trusts Trump ‘Ends Up Looking Like A Fool’

2017 Jussie Smollett Music Video Featured A Fake Trump, A Noose And ‘Alternative Facts’

British Sitcom Lectures: U.S. ‘A White Nationalist Ethno State Run by Fake Theocratic Dictator’  This, from people who can’t even scrape the EU off of their shoes.

Tom Perez: Those Who Won’t ‘Stand Up’ To Trump Are ‘Cowards’

The ‘Russian Excuse’ Doesn’t Work Anymore

GMA Gushes Over Valerie Jarrett’s Friendship with Obamas, Invites Her to Bash ‘Diabolical’ Republicans, Trump

Morning Joe Attacks Trump For Lying, Cheating About… Golf  Scraaaaaaape that barrel.

CNN’s Amanpour to Comey: Should FBI Have ‘Allowed’ People to Chant ‘Lock Her Up?’ 

Chinese woman charged with lying her way into Mar-a-Lago carrying computer malware 

Chinese National With Two Passports, Four Phones And Malware Arrested At Mar-a-Lago

 

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Today in Global Warming Hysteria

2nd April 2019

Melting roads are just one downside of record-breaking Alaskan heat

Darwin Temperatures; What is going on?

Andrea Mitchell Thanks 2020 Dem for Campaigning on Climate Change

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

1st April 2019

Civil War on the Left, Ch. 67: Mueller Madness

“Trump Was Not Just Spied Upon, It Was Entrapment”

Top WashPost Editor Martin Baron Rants About Team Trump ‘Disqualifying’ the Press  Oh, I think they did that themselves.

Esquire’s Boyer Mocks NY Times Objectivity Failure, Lets Trump Play Media Critic

Poll: Almost Two-Thirds Of Democrats Reject Mueller Finding No Collusion

Media Distorts Trump’s Words On Asylum-Seekers

Adam Schiff Asks Supporters To Dig Deep For The ‘One-Term President Fund’ To Defeat Trump

CNN Host Alisyn Camerota Says Trump’s Woman Problems Are Worse Than Biden’s  Oh, I think not.

NBC’s SNL Grasps At Humor In Mueller Report

They Just Can’t Get Over It, Libs Cry Over Their Collusion Delusion

Media Warns Of Avocado Shortage From Trump Southern Border Closure  The horror! The horror!

Jake Clapper: I Don’t Know A Single Thing That Anyone in the Media Got Wrong in the Russia Hoax  I do. I guess that makes me smarter than Jake Clapper.

MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow Gets Fact-Checked By Her Own Chyron  Heh.

 

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NYT: Just Shut Up About Jussie!

1st April 2019

Steve Sailer reads this stuff so you don’t have to.

Passive voice: “The case was dropped.”

It’s actually rather interesting who dropped the case, since, among other things, the State’s Attorney Kim Foxx is a protege of Toni Preckwinkle, one of the two candidates for Mayor of Chicago (a rather important office) running in the election tomorrow.

Also, Ms. Foxx identifies as a protege of Presidential candidate Senator Kamala Harris.

And one fixer who intervened with Ms. Foxx in the case, Tina Tchen, is associated with both the Obamas and the SPLC

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Associated Press Says Beto Spoke in ‘His Native Spanish’

31st March 2019

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Yeah, he’s from the Spanish O’Rourkes.

UPDATE: Associated Press Appears To Stealth Edit Article About Beto Rally

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

31st March 2019

Cupp, Stelter Bash Fox News as the ‘Roofie’ to the Collusion Conspiracy

Spit Take Jake: Tapper Says ‘I Don’t Know Anybody Who Got Anything Wrong’ on Russia

Chuck Todd: Trump Only ‘Technically Exonerated of a Crime’, He Caused Suspicion

The Top Ten Players In American Media’s Failed Coup

KOLB: When Elites Fail, Don’t Blame Trump

CNN’s Stelter, Glasser: Fox News Partly to Blame for Media’s Credibility Slide  Uh, I don’t think so.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

30th March 2019

White House in disarray: Trump’s victory lap clouded by chaos  I suspect that the chaos is on the part of CNN.

Rachel Maddow’s Conspiracy Brain

Donald Trump Jr gives interview to far-right conspiracy website known for antisemitic and racist articles  Anti-semitic and racist articles? You mean, like The Independent?

Maher Denigrates Barr as ‘Stooge’ Taking Part in ‘High Tech Coup,’ Jokes Mueller Married to Stone  He actually gets paid to do this stuff.

Dems, Media Prepare Conspiracy Theories To Discredit Mueller Report

Swalwell Says He Doesn’t Need Mueller Report To Know Trump ‘Acts On Russia’s Behalf’  Yet another Psychic Democrat.

BBC Decries ‘Fake News’ on the Internet… As It Pays Damages for Making It

Will the Times and Post Return Their Pulitzers?  Well, no, but it’s entertaining to raise these embarrassing questions.

Complex Sports, Twitter Users Ridicule President Trump For Not Throwing Out First Pitch  Scraaaaaaape that barrel….

 

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CNN, MSNBC Ignore Allegations Against Biden

30th March 2019

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After all, he’s not Trump.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

29th March 2019

Rahm Emanuel Blames Trump For Alleged Smollett Crime

Senate Intelligence Member Angus King Says He Still Does Not Accept Mueller Report Of No Collusion

 

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A Primer in “Ventriloquist Journalism”

29th March 2019

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Scott’s two posts on his and Victor Davis Hanson’s treatment by The New Yorker calls to mind one of the first and most important lessons I learned from my mentor in journalism, the great M. Stanton Evans. Most “mainstream” journalists are not merely biased, but have a narrative story line in mind when they begin “reporting,” so that when they call you on the phone, they aren’t looking for actual information and perspective—they are looking for a specific quote to drop in their story that fits their narrative. The point is: when you deal with the media, it is not just their innate liberalism you need to be on guard for—you need to keep in mind that they already have their story written.

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BREAKING: NBC Political Editor Accused of Bullying HuffPost Reporter on DNC’s Behalf

29th March 2019

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The veil becomes thinner and thinner.

UPDATE: MSNBC Editor ‘Bullies’ Journalist On Behalf Of DNC During ‘Highly Unethical’ Call

 

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System Fail

29th March 2019

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It will take weeks for the elite pundit class to unravel all the possible implications and subtexts embedded in Robert Mueller’s final report on the charge that Donald Trump and his team colluded with Russia to fix the 2016 election. The right claims that the report exonerates Trump fully, while the left contends there are lots of nuggets in the full text of the final report that may point to obstruction of justice, if not collusion.

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Eric Holder: ‘When Did You Think America Was Great?’

29th March 2019

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Well, before Obama was President, certainly.

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USA Today Spikes Op-Ed on Mueller Report for Using ‘Not Reliable’ Conservative Sources

29th March 2019

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Ever since USA Today was founded in 1982, people at the national weekday newspaper have tried to maintain a reputation as a “centrist” media outlet.

However, that philosophy hit a roadblock last weekend, when a self-described “libertarian conservative” USA Today editor named David Mastio as a rejected an op-ed because the writer cited such “not reliable” sources as The Federalist and National Review.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

28th March 2019

Booker Pivots To Trump When Asked About Smollett

Joe Scarborough’s Sick New Shtick: Tie Trump to Jeffrey Epstein  Ignoring the Clinton in the room.

‘That Bothers Me:’ Capt. America Actor Slams Tom Brady For Trump Support  It bothers me that so many people think actors worth listening to regarding politics.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrom

27th March 2019

Rep. Ocasio-Cortez Says There Are Still Grounds To Impeach Trump  Of course, because they just want to.

New York Post: Choose Your March Madness Brackets for the Leftists and NeverTrumpers (But I Repeat Myself) Who Were Most Wrong on the Russia Hoax

Opinion | George Conway: Trump is guilty — of being unfit for office  And Conway is an expert. He’s in the Washington Post, so he must be an expert.

MacCallum Grills Swalwell For Standing By Debunked Dossier

CNN Analyst Ralph Peters: ‘The Steele Dossier Rings True To Me’  As, of course, it would.

NY Times Unhappy With ‘Weird’ Mueller Decisions, Hits Barr on Page One: ‘Is He Impartial?’  Is he supposed to be? No Democrat AG ever pretended to be.

Crazy Train: ‘Hardball’ Panel Offers Conspiracies on Mueller Report, Trump as a Dictator  If Trump were a dictator, these guys would be in jail.

Undaunted By the Facts, CNN Continues to Push Collusion Conspiracy Theory

CNN Boss Jeff Zucker Offers Bizarre Defense on Russiagate: ‘We Are Not Investigators’  I’d have to agree. They’re not even journalists.

Rep. Maxine Waters Says ‘Only A Few Of Us’ Wanted To Impeach Trump  Congresswoman BitterBeerFace walks it back.

Scarborough Tells DCCC Chair He’s Worried Freshman Dems Are Giving Trump ‘Ammunition’  They’re your dogs, Charlie Brown.

Swalwell Doubles Down: Maintains Trump Is A “Russian Agent” Despite Mueller Findings  You don’t have to be stupid to be a Democrat Congressman, but it certainly helps.

Trump Not a Traitor, Rachel Maddow Hardest Hit  Let the gloating begin….

Democrats Threaten Consequences After Pentagon Shifts $1 Billion For Trump’s Wall  What are they going to do, trash-talk Trump on the national media?

WashPost Fact Cops Still Imply ‘No Collusion’ Is a False or Misleading Claim

Deb Heine: Here Are 50 “Journalists,” NeverTrumpers, Celebrities, and DicPic-Sending Twitter Weirdos Who Most Embarrassed Themselves With Their Collusion Delusion Conspiracy Theories

Man Arrested In Plot To Assassinate Trump, Blow Up Pentagon

We’re Naming And Shaming The Absolutely Worst Reporters On The Russian Collusion Conspiracy Theory

NY Times Frets Over Trump Supporters’ Triumph: ‘Playing a Dangerous Game’  ‘Power mooning’ coming up.

 

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MSNBC Host Katy Tur Freaks Out Over Democrats Not Voting for Green New Deal

27th March 2019

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You mean she actually believes all that stuff?

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Mexican President Demands Spain, Vatican Apologize for Conquering New World

26th March 2019

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Sure, when he apologizes for the hundreds of thousands of human sacrifices that the conquest ended.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

26th March 2019

Trump’s Kakistocracy Is Also a Hackistocracy  They do love making up new smear terms.

Despite Mueller’s preliminary findings, freshman Democrat Rashida Tlaib is privately urging colleagues to join effort to impeach Trump  My, what a surprise. Don’t confuse her with facts, her mind is made up.

Maddow’s Crying Again  The tears of our enemies are sweet.

NBC Snaps at Trump for Acting ‘Vindictive’ in His Vindication  Pot, meet kettle.

Don Jr. Takes On ‘Leader Of The Tinfoil Hat Brigade’ Adam Schiff

Giuliani Demands Cuomo Apologize For Collusion Hype In Heated Debate  As if that would ever happen.

Washington Post’s E.J. Dionne Furiously Spins Mueller Report Conclusions

MSNBC Panel Admits Mueller Report ‘Undercuts Almost Everything’ In Steele Dossier  They say that as if the Steele Dossier had any basis in reality.

Colbert Says Trump ‘Only Has Himself To Blame’ For Russian Collusion Conspiracy Theory  Oh, I think people like Colbert had something to do with it.

Trump Admin Refuses to Defend Obamacare in Court  National Review cuck Robert VerBruggen sells out.

There’s Acting Guilty, Then There’s Acting Like Trump When You’re Innocent  National Review cuck Rich Lowry ingratiates himself with his NeverTrump masters.

Joe Scarborough Runs Cover For The Media After Russia Collusion Debunked  He knows who signs his paychecks.

Rashida Tlaib Encouraging Democrats To Investigate Trump For ‘Impeachable Offenses’  Perhaps they ought to investigate him for barratry and mugwumpery as well.

Rep. Rashida Tlaib Pushes Democrats to Investigate Trump for ‘Impeachable Offenses’

 

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The Bul****: You’ve Gotta Pivot Like There’s Nobody Watching

26th March 2019

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The new Kristol cuckazine lines up with its Crustian masters.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

25th March 2019

MSNBC Analysts PANIC Over Barr Letter: There’s No Complete Sentences from Mueller!

Scarborough on Mueller Exoneration: Trump Still Just a ‘Lying’ ‘Mr. Magoo’  He forgot the ‘nyah nyab nyah’.

House Intel Readies Criminal Referrals For Clinton Operatives Who “Perpetuated This Hoax”

Dershowitz Says The Media Must Apologize To The American Public Following Mueller Report Revelation  But it won’t.

Rudy Giuliani Calls On Democrats To Apologize For Advanced Collusion Story: ‘Shame On Them!’  But they won’t.

Kellyanne Calls For Adam Schiff Resignation In Wake Of Mueller Report  But he won’t.

CNN’s Attack on Mueller Begins: No Ruling on Obstruction ‘Atrocious’  It’s all they’ve got.

7 Collusion Theories That Died With The Mueller Report

Just Sad: Dan Rather Still Hoping for Media to Find Collusion  After all, they KNOW he’s guilty.

The View Hosts In Denial Over Mueller Report Findings: ‘We Don’t Know Anything!’   Yeah, say it again.

NY Times Sourly Shifts Subject to Trump ‘Obstruction of Justice,’ Slimes AG Barr

Disappointed by Mueller, Nets Hype ‘Scores’ of Dem Investigations

‘The Russians Have Clearly Won’; MSNBC Melts Down Mueller Chose to ‘Abdicate’ Responsibility

CNN’s Stelter Defends Media’s Russian Collusion Speculation, Decries Right-Wing Media Calling Them Out  He still looks like a Seinfeld character.

New Mantra: CNN Chants Report ‘Does Not Exonerate’ 120 Times in a Day  If they wish hard enough, maybe Tinkerbelle will recover.

 

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Outsports Extends Anti-Christian Attack to In-N-Out Burger for Feeding Liberty Basketball Team

25th March 2019

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Progressive sports media’s anti-Christian “jihad” reached a new level of ridiculousness Sunday as an Outsports blogger attacked In-N-Out Burger because the Liberty University team ate a post-game meal there after its first-round victory in the NCAA basketball tournament Friday night.
Associating with Christians. How hateful. Burn the witch!

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

24th March 2019

[Fill in the blank], Trump White House in chaos

Democrat John Lewis Says Donald Trump Impeachment Is Still On The Table: ‘I Think That Day Will Come’

MSNBC Off the Rails: Demand Dems Ignore the Racist Mueller Report

Top-Ranking Democrat Says Mueller Report Doesn’t Matter — ‘We Know There Was Collusion’

Ted Cruz Blasts House Democrats: ‘They Are Going To Impeach The President For Being Donald Trump’  Yup.

ABC’s Dowd Claims Trump HAS NOT Been Investigated for Two Years

Petulant NY Times After Ho-Hum Mueller Release: Trump ‘Surrounded Himself With Crooks and Liars’  As if Obama didn’t, or Clinton wouldn’t have.

Joy Reid Thinks Trump’s Criticism of Media Is a ‘Violation of First Amendment’

Radical Matt Taibbi on Russiagate: ‘Death Blow for the Reputation of the American News Media’  What there was of it.

Impeachment Odds Implode As Mueller Report Clears Trump Of Collusion  Funny how that works.

CNNers Declare: Trump Has Been ‘Cleared’ and ‘Exonerated’, Walk it Back

Chuck Todd Tries to Save Collusion Narrative, Wonders What Founders Would Think  They would consider him a slimy little weasel.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

23rd March 2019

Todd Laments Trump Never Dragged Before a Grand Jury, Frets He’ll ‘Banana Republic Us’  Nah, Obama already tried that and it didn’t work.

ABC, NBC Boast Dems Still Want to Hammer Trump Post-Mueller; ‘They Are Plowing Ahead’  Don’t confuse them with facts, their minds are made up.

Rep. Eric Swalwell Reacts To Mueller Report News

Must Watch: Chris Matthews Suffers an EPIC Meltdown Over the Mueller Report

Planned Parenthood President Says Being Called ‘Trump’s Nightmare’ Is A ‘Badge Of Honor’

The Trump scam has officially hit rock bottom  Well, as long as it’s ‘official’….

Rachel Maddow Spends Opening Segment About Mueller Report On Verge Of Tears

Joy Reid: Mueller Report Conclusion ‘Feels Like The Seeds Of A Cover-Up’

Maher on Trump: ‘I Don’t Need the Mueller Report to Know He’s a Traitor, I Have a TV’

Joy Reid Keeps Hope Alive after Mueller: Lots of Other Investigations!

Twitter Bans User For Laughing At Rachel Maddow’s Tears Of Despair Over Mueller Report

 

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Chelsea Handler Says She’s ‘Very Sexually Attracted’ to Robert Mueller

23rd March 2019

Read it.

Setting back feminism for about a thousand years….

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MSNBC Claims ‘Terrorist’ Is a Word Only Used for Muslims

23rd March 2019

Read it.

Gee, it was used about the New Zealand shooter, and i don’t think he was a Muslim….

And I’ve heard people on MSNBC use it about Trump, and I don’t think he’s a Muslim….

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Ahoy! Bill Kristol’s Cucks-Seeking-Bulls Newsletter Now Just Attacking Conservatives With The Left’s Favorite Smear — “Racist” Bill Kristol Completes His Transition to David Brock

22nd March 2019

Ace of Spades keeps up with this stuff so that you don’t have to.

This Bulwark post isn’t serious, it is spank material for self-described true conservatives who never seem to have the time to worry about what the left is doing but a surfeit if time to tell the rest of us when it is appropriate to wear MAGA hats and what we must believe in order to be true conservatives.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

21st March 2019

Ted Koppel: Trump’s Not Imagining Things, The Liberal Media Are Out to Get Him

This Harvard Law Professor Keeps Spreading Conspiracy Theories — But Media Outlets Keep Citing Him  Tribe is certifiably senile.

Did Jeff Bezos Invent A Trump-Saudi Collusion Hoax To Deflect From His Dick-Pic Betrayal?

‘Hardball’ Nonsense: Kellyanne Is a Bad Wife And Let’s Talk 25th Amendment

MSNBC’s Morning Joe: ‘Archie Bunker’ Trump Can’t Compete With Dreamy Dem

Politico: 12 Different Political/Economic Models of Voter Behavior Predict a Trump Victory in 2020, and Not a Small One

LOTT: Trump Keeps Condemning White Nationalists — So Why Does The Media Keep Denying It?  Because they’re lying sacks of shit, that’s why.

Ellen Asks if Trump ‘Losing His Mind,’ Booker Hails Her ‘Decency’

Democrats struggle to address rising border apprehensions as they seek to counter Trump on immigration

Dem Rep. Goes On Morning Joe To Complain Media Are ‘Agents of the Republican Party’  Uh, sure.

Several Economists And Researchers Say Trump Is ‘On Track For A 2020 Landslide’

 

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Opioids Have Killed as Many Americans as World War II, But Cable News Still Won’t Talk About It

21st March 2019

Read it.

There’s no way they can twist it to make it Trump’s fault, so they’re not interested.

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Morning Shows in Awe of ‘Tough’ ‘Impactful’ NZ Gun Ban, Lament U.S. Constitution

21st March 2019

Read it.

…which will last until the next mass shooting, which I predict will be in a country with strict gun control laws like Britain, Australia, New Zealand, or France.

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