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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

14th June 2019

Scarborough, Panel Trash ‘Robotic’ Evangelicals for Supporting Trump

Watch Chinese People Bash Trump Bobblehead With Hammer As A “Stress-Relief”

A New Low In Press Cluelessness?

Media Matters Defends Democratic Foreign Oppo Research Because They Paid For It After Condemning Trump’s Comments

Mika Brzezinski Suffers EPIC Meltdown Over ‘Evil’ ‘Dictator’ Trump

CBS Sneers: ‘Many Believe’ Sarah Sanders Did a ‘Disservice to Her Country’

Seth Meyers: Trump Has ‘No Shame,’ Just Gave Collusion ‘Confession’  Uh, actually, no.

DOJ Issues Legal Opinion Backing Treasury’s Refusal To Release Trump Taxes

CNN’s King Compares President Trump to a ‘Toddler Who Got Caught’

To Trump or Not to Trump? That is the Question

 

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NPR Issues Scathing Review Oo Acosta’s Book

13th June 2019

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Pretty bad when you can’t even depend on applause from your own side.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

12th June 2019

Bernie Sanders turns the tables on Trump over ‘democratic socialism’  In his own mind, perhaps.

Pelosi downplays House Dem support for Trump impeachment, says ‘it’s not even close’  They’ll still talk up a storm, though.

ABC, CBS Boast About Biden Beating President Trump in National Poll  Just like Hillary….

Matthews Goes Off on Dems Not Impeaching; ‘You Guys Never Get Anything Done’

Bill Maher Says Trump ‘Won’t Go’ If He Loses Election  He’ll go sooner than Bill Maher.

Liberals Embracing Anti-Trump Conspiracies

Rabobank: “All The Experts Who Were Mocking Trump Are Suddenly Quiet”

Kamala Harris: DOJ Must Charge Trump If He Is Defeated And Not Impeached  Good luck with that.

Feminist Group Will Fly Baby Trump Balloon During President’s Fourth of July Speech  I guess they really miss high school.

Hillary: Circumstances Of Trump’s America “More Dangerous” Than Hitler’s Germany  Yeah, look at all those concentration camps … oh, wait….;

MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell accuses President Trump of Treason

LOL: The Same Media That Has Questioned Trump’s Mental Fitness for Four Years Running Is Now Very Concerned That Trump Has Questioned Joe Biden’s Mental Fitness

Obama White House Deleted Online Speeches About The Immigration Crisis Hours Before Trump Entered Office: Report

‘View’ Slams Biden Health Conspiracies; Didn’t Mind Starting Their Own About Trump

Kellyanne Conway Calls Out MSNBC for Falsely Accusing Trump of Collusion

Ignore the scorn, Trump has been proved right on North Korea

Laura Ingraham Hammers CNN, Daily Beast on Playing Doctor on Trump’s Health

Obama Admin Purged 12 Years Of ICE Speeches On Immigration Crisis Hours Before Trump Inauguration  Didn’t want to confuse the Narrative.

 

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Ocasio-Cortez Says US Has Committed ‘Unspeakable Horrors’ in the Name of Citizenship

12th June 2019

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So why doesn’t she leave?  Surely there’s room for her in Venezuela.

Waiting for her to leave….

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Joe Biden Promises That If Elected, He Will Cure Cancer

12th June 2019

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Well, Obama promised to Heal The Earth. He didn’t, but it got him elected.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

11th June 2019

Justin Amash gone from House Freedom Caucus after saying Trump’s conduct was ‘impeachable’

Trump on impeachment and Nixon: ‘He left. I don’t leave.’  Also, Nixon was a crook; Trunp is not.

CBS, NBC Reward Democrats for Their John Dean Testimony ‘Stunt’  My, what a surprise.

There’s something ‘depraved’ about Trump’s ‘dictator envy’: Ex-Obama advisor Larry Summers’

CNN: ‘Bully’ Trump Is Threatening American Safety

Mexico’s Equivalent Of Speaker Of The House Knocks Trump, Says Mexico Can’t Stop Migrant Flow

No Bias Here: Eager CNN New Day Hypes Biden Will ‘Eviscerate’ Trump In Iowa Visit  Uh, yeah.

Trump Teaser: “Biggest Part Of Mexico Deal Has Not Yet Been Revealed”  Say it in an Al Pacino voice if it makes you feel better.

Rashida Tlaib Gave Every Freshman Congressman An Anti-Trump Welcome Gift  Possibly a social disease.

Samuel L. Jackson to Colbert: ‘I’m Definitely Voting With The Resistance’  I didn’t know that The Resistance was a candidate.

Google Search Engine Labelled Mueller Report ‘Fiction’  You can’t fool the algorithm.

Nancy Pelosi Says She’s “Done” Talking About Trump  So shut up already.

Actor Tries To Steal Trump Supporter’s Sign, Then Plays The Victim When He Fights Back

NY Times: ‘Handmaid’s’ Coming True, Trump ‘Abandoning Gay Rights’ Overseas Uh, sorry to break the news,  but gay rights overseas is not Trump’s job.

Daily Show’s Trevor Noah: ‘President Trump Caused Crisis With Mexico’

White House Blocked Intelligence Report on Climate Change to Stifle Impacts

 

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Seattle Yoga Class Offers Exercise In ‘Undoing Whiteness’

11th June 2019

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Apparently white people were showing up ‘in racist ways’.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

10th June 2019

Give Trump an ultimatum on his stonewalling

Responding to Pelosi’s ‘prison’ remark, Democrats say Trump committed crimes

CBS Helps Jim Acosta Paint Himself in Heroic Hues, Endangered by Trump’s Taunts

Cory Booker Brings Up Holocaust Refugees While Discussing Trump’s Border Policies  Surely you know about the extermination camps in Honduras and Guatemala?

MSNBC Hypes Dems ‘Bringing Mueller Report to Life’ With Stunt Hearings

Even Andrea Mitchell Panel Thinks House Democrats’ John Dean Stunt Is ‘Theater’

Chris Hayes: Unlike Hillary, Trump ‘Committed a Whole Bunch of Crimes’

Scarborough: Trump ‘Created’ the Border Crisis  Uh, yeah.

Bill Maher: ‘President Trump Is the Ugliest American Ever’  He obviously doesn’t spend much time in front of a mirror.

Steyer Is Targeting 12 Dem Incumbents Because They Haven’t Backed Impeachment

 

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Today in Global Wafming Hysteria

10th June 2019

Three islands disappeared in the past year. Is climate change to blame?

First ICESat-2 Global Data Released: Ice, Forests and More

Greenpeace activists stage climate protest on BP oil rig as it is towed out to sea in Scotland

Unusual Cool Temperatures over the Pacific Northwest Leads to Strong Winds and Power Outages in California

 

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Colbert: Handmaid’s Tale ‘Part of the Vocabulary of Resistance’

10th June 2019

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In 2016, the pink hat seen around the world was used by feminists as a symbol of “resistance” to protest the inauguration of the duly elected President Trump. Now, the latest virtue-signaling garb of the feminist movement is a red robe and white hat derived from the popular show, The Handmaid’s Tale. It is difficult to miss the slew of pro-abortion activists donning the trendy ensemble outside of the Supreme Court and state legislatures around the country.

Politics as theater. Or theater as politics. Sometimes it’s hard to tell.

UPDATE: Gayle King ‘Worries’ ‘a Lot’ About U.S. Turning Into ‘Handmaid’s Tale.’  Except that that’s a Leftist fairy tale (no pun intended), not reality.

UPDATE: Kylie Jenner’s ‘Handmaid’s Tale’ Party Like ‘Holocaust Theme for Bar Mitzvah’  No meme too sordid for a ‘celebrity’ to make a party theme out of it.

 

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Sarsour’s Group Calls Brown Copt a ‘White Nationalist’

10th June 2019

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Well, he’s not Muslim, so he must be ‘white’.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

9th June 2019

On ‘Real Time,’ NYT’s Blow Contrasts Trump Base With ‘The Rest of Us Who Are Sane’

“Nervous Nancy” Pelosi Slams Trump’s “Temper Tantrum” Tariff Win With Mexico  Loser, loser, what a snoozer.

Collins Warns Nadler About Rules Of Conduct In Upcoming ‘Mock-Impeachment Inquiry’

For Democrats, Trump impeachment question is a personal struggle transcending politics

President Trump ‘Should Be in Jail,’ Says Progressive Journalist Now Under Arrest

NBC Unwilling to Admit Trump’s Hardball Negotiation Tactic Against Mexico Worked

Top House Democrat: ‘I Don’t Have Any Difficulty’ With Pelosi Calling For Trump To Go To Prison

George Conway: Giuliani ‘Destroyed His Reputation’ Working For Trump

Bernie Sanders Stands By ‘Fake Border Crisis’ Comments, Criticizes Trump’s Deal With Mexico

MSNBC in Overdrive: Here’s a Joy Reid Impeachment-Frenzy Mashup

CNN’s Acosta Regrets the Media Are Not More Hostile to Trump

Jim Acosta: Trump Is ‘Crazy Like A Fox’  The sleeper wakes.

 

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NY Times’ Strange New Respect for Cops: Noor Conviction ‘Seen by Some as…Double Standard’

8th June 2019

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When The New York Times‘s hostility to police collides with the unyielding demands of solidarity and multiculturism, we get upside-down reporting like the kind that appeared in Saturday’s New York Times, when reporters Matt Furber and Mitch Smith question the harsh sentencing of a former police officer, Somali-American Mohammed Noor, found guilty in a woman’s death: “Over 12 Years in Prison for Minneapolis Officer in Woman’s Death.”

Substitute “seen by some” with “seen by Times journalists” in the weasel-worded text box: “Far from building trust in the system, a case came to be seen by some as a sign of a double standard.”

After the guilty verdict in May, Times reporter John Eligon, who has spent years criticizing police in the aftermath of racially charged shootings, did a 180-degree turn and showed bizarre new concern over alleged unfair treatment of cops.

Lenin said it best: ‘Who? Whom?’. If you’ve been following the Powerline coverage of the trial, you know that the Times had a seat reserved in the courtroom for the trial, which seat was never occupied. So this is not about what happened at the trial, or the evidence, or even the case. This is about the Narrative, and according to the Narrative, the search is for the Victim, which means the search for whomever has the most Pokemon Victim Points. In this case, the convicted cop is Muslim and Somali, so he wins.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

7th June 2019

New York Times Bashes Trump on UK Trip: ‘Blustering…Bellicose…Unloved…Loathed’  They must think they still live in the days when they controlled the narrative.

Bennett Tries to Diminish Trump’s ‘Scripted’ D-Day Speech Because of Past NATO Comments

NBC Was Excited to Learn Pelosi Wants to Put Trump ‘Behind Bars’

Himes: My ‘Lizard Brain’ Wants ‘Bad Things To Happen’ To Trump

Daily Mail: JAN MOIR: Queen showed she is worth her weight in beaten gold during US President’s state visit – and only our diamond monarch could tame Donald Trump the toddler

Trump impeachment frenzy has top Democrats butting heads

MSNBC Hosts Trash Pelosi’s ‘See Trump in Prison’ Line: Like Something from ‘4th-World Country’

Trump Derangement Syndrome Is Destroying The Media

Really, NY Times? Trump’s Denial of ‘Nasty’ Comment Is Ominously ‘Orwellian’

MRC’s Tim Graham: Media’s ‘Hatred and Loathing’ Much More Obvious Now

On D-Day, MSNBC’s O’Donnell Suggests Trump’s Dad Was Nazi Sympathizer

Democrats Now Pitching a Censure of Trump (For… WHAT?) as a Compromise to Appease Their YOLO Fruitcakes (Including all Presidential Candidates)

Trevor Noah Mocks Trump Tweets with a Presidential Tweet Library  Dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.

Cuomo Gives Dems Impeachment Pep Talk, Compares to D-Day

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

6th June 2019

Matthews Throws Fit Over Trump Kids on U.K., Forgets Royalty-Like Affection for Kennedys

Veterans In The Bronx Say Ocasio-Cortez Is Neglecting Local Issues, ‘She Cares More About Beating Up On Trump’

CNN: Trump Is Waging a ‘Systematic Assault’ on Our Allies

NBC Turned D-Day Eve Ceremony Coverage into a Trump Bashing Session

Absurd: NY Times Drafts Fake Articles of Impeachment Against Trump  Gotta start somewhere.

Pelosi Tells Dem Leaders She Wants To See Trump ‘In Prison’  That’s nothing. I’d like to see Pelosi in the morgue.

CNN’s Acosta Can’t Help But Politicize D-Day: Bashes Fox and ‘Red Meat’ Trump

On Eve of D-Day, Colbert Plays Dress Up and Calls Trump Pro-Nazi

NBC’s Brokaw & Mitchell ‘Surprised’ By ‘Presidential’ Trump  I’m sure they were.

Another Stunt: Democrats Flying Psychiatrists to Washington to “Diagnose” Trump as Crazy

Mitchell Asks Pelosi: Do Trump Policies ‘Threaten’ What D-Day Troops Died For?

Maddow: President Trump’s Overseas Trip ‘Careening Circus of Pratfall Embarrassments’  Much like Madow’s career at CNN.

Cockamamie Wallace, Panel Freak Over Trump ‘Attacking’ ‘American Hero’ Mueller on D-Day

 

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The Age of the Internet ‘Wife Guy’

6th June 2019

The New York Times takes another shot at re-creating males to be dependent on female attitudes.

The ‘journalist’ involved is female, of course.

What we really need is a group of hair-on-fire masculinists to smash the matriarchy.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

5th June 2019

On the barricades of London’s anti-Trump ‘carnival of resistance’

Morning Joe Fears Trump Is Breaking Down World Order

CNN Panel Repeatedly Suggests President Trump Sees Himself as a King

CNN Harps on Protest Sizes During Trump U.K. Visit

Psychic News Network: Young royals Meghan, Kate, William and Harry deny Trump what he ALWAYS wanted most  Of course, the Daily Express knows, just knows, what Trump ALWAYS wanted most.

Furious Celebs Want Trump Impeached, Assaulted and Tortured to Death

Trump in the UK: And You Thought the American Media Were Biased

CNN Editor Believes Bette Midler Would Destroy Trump In Election

Democrats To Fly Psychiatrists To Washington To Question Trump’s Mental Health

MSNBC Uses D-Day Anniversary to Slam ‘Egomaniac’ Trump

Hollywood Actor Bette Midler Advocates For Stabbing Trump, Stays On Twitter

NY Times’ Fandos Drives Impeach-Trump Momentum, ‘the Only Proportional Response’

The real reason some Brits don’t like Trump

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

4th June 2019

NBC Reporter Predicts Media Will Undermine Success of Trump’s UK Trip  They will certainly try.

Third-Ranking Democrat Representative Clyburn: We’ll Impeach Trump “At Some Point”

Sadiq Khan’s anti-Trump crusade is dull and reductive

FNC’s Kurtz Schools Chuck Todd on Claim That Network ‘Enabled’ Trump’s Biden Jab

Nasty Nicolle Wallace on Jared Kushner: ‘Rot, Malignancy, Know-Nothing Nincompoop’  What a heter.

Another ‘Nasty’ Media Hit Job On Trump Fails  Note that Trump’s tie is the light blue of the Brexit party.

Psychic News Network: Latest Trump news: Lip-reader reveals EXACTLY what Queen told Donald Trump and Melania  Well, no — lip reading is at best an educated guess.

One man went to mow a meadow, hoping Trump would spot giant grass snake under flightpath

Bozell & Graham Book Explores Big Media’s War on Trump

After Mueller, Anti-Trump News Media Ramp Up ‘Impeachment’ Talk

Report: House Democrats Will Use John Dean As Impeachment Draw

Revolving Door: Dem Senator Turned NBC Pundit McCaskill Trashes ‘King’ Trump

Nets Giddy Over ‘Hundreds of Thousands’ Protesting ‘Deeply Unpopular’ Trump in London

Hosts Show Love to Democratic Candidates, Trash ‘Sociopath’ Trump

ABC Misleads on Steyer’s Multimillion-Dollar Impeachment Agenda

Stephen Colbert Says President Trump Has Always Been a Racist  I guess that’s why he gave Tiger Woods the Medal of Freedom. Quite a deception.

Kanye: Liberals Treat Trump Supporters Like Enemies Of The People

NBC Touts London Protesters Calling Trump ‘Fascist’  ‘See! Even foreigners agree with us!’

Study Shows 92% Of Media’s May Trump Coverage Was Negative

Brian Williams: ‘Will [Trump] Ever Represent Us on an Overseas Trip?’  God, I hope not.

WATCH: Trump supporter hit by milkshake as protesters chant ‘Nazi scum’

Wanda Sykes Mocks Old Couple Who Walked Out On Her For Bashing Trump

Bizarre: NY Times Criticizes Trump for…Moving to Decriminalize Homosexuality?

 

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Dodgeball is ‘an Unethical Tool of Oppression’, Say Academics

4th June 2019

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Of course, it’s a real challenge to find something that ‘academics’ don’t say is an unethical tool of oppression.

Go ahead, I dare you.

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Fears Grow Over ‘Food Swamps’ as Drugstores Outsell Major Grocers

4th June 2019

The Guardian has its hair on fire again over a perennial proglodyte passion, ‘processed food’.

Apparently getting food cheaply where it’s most convenient is some kind of moral failing.

‘Food swamp’, like ‘food desert’ and ‘pink slime’, is one of those far-Left smear terms that the Statist Establishment love so well.

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Peak Stupid? NBA Teams Moving Away From Use of the Word “Owner” Because of… OMG… Because of Slavery Associations

3rd June 2019

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Well, if the NBA were overwhelmingly black, it wouldn’t be a problem, would it?

Maybe we need an affirmative action program for white guys in the NBA.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

2nd June 2019

Mexican Official Leading Tariff Negotiations Compared Trump To Hitler, Called Him Mexico’s ‘Enemy’

Rob Reiner: ‘Piles of Evidence of Collusion’ in Mueller Report

Kanye Tells Letterman: Trump Supporters Bullied, ‘Treated Like Enemies of America’

“It’s All A Fraud”: Deceptive Edits Found In Mueller Report

Third-Ranking Democrat Says House Will Eventually Impeach Trump  Bring it on. They haven’t got any evidence, and they haven’t got the votes.

CNN Poll Shows Support For Trump’s Impeachment Among Democrats Jumps  Of course. He keeps winning.

Todd Declares Trump Is ‘Interfering’ With British Prime Minister Election  Expressing an opinion is ‘interference’? Then Democrats interfere in foreign elections all the time.

No. 3 Dem Admits Impeachment Is About Politics, Not ‘What’s Right’

Labour facing hypocrisy claims as MPs lead protest against Donald Trump  TDS is international.

Stelter Promotes Daily Beast Doxing Trump Supporter Behind Viral Video

 

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Use of Male Mice Skews Drug Research Against Women, Study Finds

2nd June 2019

The Guardian is there for all of your gender intersectionality needs.

Women and minorities hardest hit, of course.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

1st June 2019

Stephen King Likens ‘Chernobyl’ to Trump, Ignores Socialism

The Inevitability of Impeachment

Obama Implies Trump-Era Is Like ‘Dark Ages’

Protestors planning to disrupt Trump state visit as police block Whitehall march

On ‘The View,’ Letterman Fantasizes About Asking Trump ‘When Did You Become a Goon?’  In turn we could ask Letterman, when did he become a dick?

Joy Reid Guest Blames ‘White People in the Middle’ for Congress’ Failure to Impeach

Lame Liberal Media Attack: Kellyanne Conway Is Political!  Well, duh.

 

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Don’t Mention the Multiculturism: NY Times Finds Cleese Comments Disturbing, Racist

1st June 2019

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Renowned British comedian John Cleese is highly opinionated on all sorts of topics, including contempt for Sarah Palin and the George W. Bush-loving American South. But only when he issues (mild) commentary about multiculturalism changing London does the brilliant co-creator of Monty Python’s Flying Circus and Fawlty Towers abruptly morph into a grumpy old racist.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

31st May 2019

Matthews, Guest: Republicans Are North Korean ‘Junior Officers’ Trump Will Murder If They Disobey  They actually get paid to come up with this nonsense.

LGBT Groups And Activists Question Trump’s Backing Of Pride Month  How dare Trump not act according to their preconceived notions!

Chris Cuomo Says Trump Base Is ‘Mostly Middle-Aged Angry White Males’  Like him.

Rachel Maddow Accuses Conservative Media of Telling ‘Exculpatory Lies’ About Mueller Report

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

30th May 2019

Scarborough: Pelosi Impeaching Trump Is Like Lincoln Freeing Slaves

Professor: Dems need to impeach Trump to win 2020

Matthews Invokes Shakespeare, Lobbies for Impeachment After ‘Day of History’ from Mueller

Angry MSNBC ‘Republican’: Mueller Like Author Who Won’t Promote His Book  When will these guys learn that there’s more to being a Republican than just declaring you are one?

For Democrats, the Logic Favors Impeachment 

Jimmy Kimmel to 2020 Dem: ‘Do You Think the President Is Crazy?’  That is what is called a ‘softball question’.

CNN’s Berman Likens Mike Pompeo to Would-Be Mass Murderer Lex Luthor

NBC Eagerly Hypes ‘Mounting Pressure’ on Dems to Impeach Trump

CBS Sees Coded Messages ‘Embedded’ By Mueller: He Wants Dems to Impeach

Trump Has Become the Democrats’ Great White Whale  I’m waiting around to watch him sink their boat.

So Subtle! CNN Screams on Screen Trump Unleashes ‘FLURRY OF LIES’ on Russiagate

CNN: USS McCain Incident Shows White House ‘Fears of the President’s Psyche’  No, it’s just the usual brown-nosing that happens in any organization but especially the government.

VIDEO: CNN, MSNBC Decide Mueller ‘Basically’ Called for Trump’s Impeachment  They see it when they believe it.

Cher Backtracks On Attack Against Trump, Admits She ‘Went Too Far’ With Prison ‘Toy Boy’ Comment

MSNBC: What More Do Dems Need to Hear to Impeach Trump?

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

29th May 2019

Cuomo Campaigns to Oust ‘Fever Rash’ McConnell and ‘Virus’ Trump

Latina on Starz Show: ‘We Need to Beat the S**t Out of’ Trump Pinata

Jim Acosta’s Book Is Blunt: ‘The President’s Insane’

CNN’s Baldwin Invites Transgender Actor to Bash Trump Policies

SERRANO: Democrats Want To Impeach To Find Out What’s Impeachable — Sound Familiar?

Scarborough Dismisses Trump Voters as ‘Shrinking Electorate’ of White People  Well, we’ll just see about that.

Networks OBSESS Over Mueller ‘Asking’ Congress to Impeach Trump: ‘It Is Time!’  Which he didn’t, of course; what he said was, if you want him out, you’re going to have to do it yourselves.

MSNBC Worried About Being ‘Pipeline of Propaganda’ for ‘Troller-in-Chief’  Sorry; that ship has sailed.

Lemon Tries to Shame Voters Thinking of Voting for Trump Because of Good Economy

‘Hardball’ Panel: Trump Can Hurl ‘Historic Slur’ at Biden Thanks to GOP’s ‘Silence’  Democrats have been hurling that same ‘slur’ at Trump for the past three years. I guess they can dish it out but they can’t take it.

CNN Panel Twists Mueller’s Words to Declare Trump Guilty  As they do.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

28th May 2019

Mika Brzezinski Tries, Fails to Get Guests to Use Memorial Day to Attack Trump

The Nation Blisters Trump, Fox News, Along With LeBron James

BARR: New York Is Changing The Law To Go After Trump  That’s what he gets for living in a Blue State.

Harvard Law Prof: Hard To Take Impeachment Calls Seriously Now  Which doesn’t mean they won’t try.

‘View’ Slams Trump, Fox for Spreading ‘Lie’ With ‘Fake’ ‘Doctored’ Pelosi Video  With which Trump had nothing to do.

CNN’s New Day: ‘Unpatriotic’ Trump Could Have Been ‘Fast Friends’ With Pol Pot  Who knows what these people are smoking….

Will Nancy Pelosi Budge On Impeachment?

Whoopi Goldberg ‘View’ Rant Against Trump On Biden Gets Bleeped By Censors

Howard Stern Trashes Trump on CNN: ‘I Wish He’d Go Into Psychotherapy’  I suspect Stern needs therapy far more than Trump does.

CNN’s Acosta: ‘Neutrality For The Sake Of Neutrality’ Doesn’t Work In The Trump Era  It certainly doesn’t work for him.

London Bridge killer was ‘energised’ by Anjem Choudary and had appeared on ‘Jihadis Next Door’

Mueller team denies that it drew up obstruction charges against Trump, as Michael Wolff book claims  Wolff will keep lying as long as people keep giving him money.

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

27th May 2019

Tlaib Says House Democrats To ‘Demand’ Move Towards Impeachment

Utah judge suspended for criticizing Trump on social media and in court

Impeachment Obsessed: Todd Fails to Grill Tlaib on Her Anti-Semitism

De Blasio Predicts Impeachment For Trump

Top Democrat Slams “Studio Gangster” Trump

Time Magazine Columnist’s Trump Quote Went Viral — Then He Admitted He Made It Up

Fake Trump Quote Goes Viral After Left-Wing Journos Mindlessly Retweet

Time Writer Dupes Journalists, Democrats with Outrageous Fake Trump ‘Quote’

MSNBC’s Jason Johnson: Trump Team ‘Basically’ Says ‘I Hate Black People’  He hates them so much he gave Tiger Woods the Meal of Freedom. What a racist.

 

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Oh, the Angst!

26th May 2019

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One can feel the anxiety pouring out of the mainstream media stories reporting President Trump’s authorization of Attorney General Barr to declassify the documents underlying the greatest political scandal in American political history — i.e., the Russian collusion hoax. The anxiety is overdetermined. Among other things, it is based in part on the media’s insane opposition to everything Trump and in part on their complicity with the perpetrators of the hoax.

When was the last time you saw media outlets oppose the declassification of documents?

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

26th May 2019

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The MuellerGate Cover-Up Is Unraveling

Hilarious! Reporter Warns Intel Could Be Selectively Edited for a Trump Narrative

Judge Suspended Without Pay For Anti-Trump Comments In Court, Social Media

ABC Declares Trump Took the ‘Side’ of ‘Murderous Dictator’ Over Biden

CNN’s Dana Bash Pushes Joni Ernst To Attack Trump On Behalf Of Farmers — It Doesn’t Go Her Way

Swalwell Blows Off Mueller, Says He Knows Trump Colluded With Russia

Faux Republican Dowd Uses Memorial Day As His Soapbox to Bash President Trump

David Frum Claims Trump Touts His Own Intelligence Because He Has Daddy Issues

 

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Today in Global Warming Hysteria

26th May 2019

Science’s Untold Scandal: The Lockstep March of Professional Societies to Promote the Climate Change Scare

The $1000 Student Climate Challenge Award

Extinction Rebellion protests: Met wants to charge more than 1,100 activists

Bank of Canada Governor Urged to Investigate Tar Sands Campaign and Climate Risk Trade War Against Canada says Friends of Science Society

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

25th May 2019

With Assists From Today Show, Newsweek, NBA Commissioner Snipes at Trump

How Original: Daily Show Compares Trump to a Dictator…Again

CNN Criticizes Trump’s ‘Fake’ Pelosi Video Tweet, That Wasn’t Actually Fake

Schiff Wanted Obama To Declassify Russia Docs — If Trump Does It, He’s ‘Un-American’  Lenin: ‘Who, Whom’.

Liberals Seeking to Jail Top Trump Administration Officials Face Big Obstacles

CNN Has Become The ‘Hate Trump’ Station, Former Commentators Say  But we knew that.

Former CNN Pro-Trump Contributors Unload: They ‘Openly Despise Conservatives’

Ghoulish ‘MSNBC Republican’ Wants Trump Admin ‘Body Count, Death of 1,000 Cuts, Pain Level’

 

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Today in Global Warming Hysteria

25th May 2019

Climate Change Is Bringing Epic Flooding to the Midwest  Actually, it’s just weather.

Are We Experiencing a Climate Change Emergency?

Good news: here’s why we won’t run out of minerals (including oil)

‘Quexit’: Australian Labor voters want Queensland expelled for backing Scott Morrison over climate policy

What an Extinct Bird Re-Evolving Says About “Species”

Overpopulation – The Deadly Myth behind the Other Modern Myths

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

24th May 2019

Wow: Matthews Presses NYT’s Goldberg for Defending Pelosi Questioning Trump’s Mental State

Howard Stern Claims Trump Might Have Offered Him A Supreme Court Seat In Exchange For Endorsement  Obviously absurd. Some people will believe anything.

Schiff Calls Barr Investigation Into Origins Of Russia Probe ‘Un-American’  Schiff is like a character in a bad movie.

Schiff Claims Trump ‘Conspiring’ With Barr; Says Investigating Russiagate Origins “Un-American” 

CNN’s Berman: Fox Business Might Be ‘on Payroll’ of President Trump  Or maybe not.

NBC Gives Platform to Palestinian Terrorist Calling Trump a ‘Thug President’  As they do.

Trump’s LGBTQ Pride T-Shirt Has Activists Freaking Out  [insert sounds of heads exploding]

Media Seize On Decline In Racial Prejudice As More Evidence Trump Is Racist  Proglodyte logic.

Kanye Hits Back At Critics Of Trump: ‘Liberals Bully People Who Are Trump Supporters’

Behind The Scenes: WH Reporter Loses It On Trump After He Reminds Everyone He Won The Election

MSNBC’s The Last Word: Trump’s Behavior ‘Strange,’ ‘Troubling’  They say that like it’s a bad thing.

 

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“You Might Be A British Right Wing Extremist If…”

24th May 2019

Read it.

I think I qualify. Is there a cash prize?

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

23rd May 2019

Twitter Co-Founder: Fox News Is ‘More Destructive’ Than Trump’s Tweets

CBS Boosts Dem Claim DHS and CBP Purposely Killing Migrant Kids for Trump

Democrats Cry ‘Cover Up,’ Can’t Say Of What  There;s no there, there.

‘Stinks, Complete Idiot, Pathetic’: Morning Joe Hurls Insults at Trump  Guess Trump is still winnning, then.

Pelosi: Trump ‘Crying Out’ For House To Impeach So Senate Can Vindicate Him  More fatasizing.

Pelosi Offers Prayers For Trump Again  I’m curious as to whom she’s praying.

POLL: Most Americans Want Democrats To Stop Investigating Trump Over Russia  When did Democrats ever listen to Duh Peepul?

Tech Innovator Hints Facebook Booted Him for Pro-Trump Donation

Joy Behar: Trump’s Sending ‘Dog Whistle’ to Racist Base by Postponing Harriet Tubman Currency  Isn’t it amazing how ‘racist dog-whistles to the racist base’ can only be heard by ‘progressive’ talking heads on TV?

MSNBC’s Chris Hayes: ‘Body Count to the President’s Rhetoric’

Justin Amash Goes On Another Screed Against Trump, Ticks Off Reasons For Impeachment  All of these things being stuff that Trump asked for and didn’t receive. It’s not obstruction if you get out of the way when asked.

Can Democrats Pull Impeachment Out of the Hat?

CNN’s Dana Bash Visibly Upset That Currency Expert Won’t Blame Trump For Tubman $20 Delay  If Trump does it, it MUST be racist.

Pelosi Wants Trump’s Family To Stage An Intervention ‘For The Good Of The Country’  Unlike Trump’s children, Pelosi’s children have never done anything significantl

Scarborough Snarls at Voters Who ‘Don’t Care’ About Trump’s ‘Lies’  Dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.

 

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National Retail Federation Warns Trump’s Tariffs Could Be Devastating for Consumers

23rd May 2019

Read it.

Unlike, oh, say, Democrats raising taxes and the minimum wage.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

22nd May 2019

Nancy Pelosi ‘isn’t going to be able to hold off’ impeachment push – Hot Air

Beto Spreads Falsehoods About Trump In CNN Town Hall  ‘But he looks like such a nice boy….’

Democrats Rush To Impeach, Still Lack A Reason

Omar Expresses Her ‘Distaste For A Lot Of The Kind Of Journalism’ In America, Journalists React Differently Than If Trump Had Said It

Bill Barr Used This One Figure To Prove Nationwide Injunctions Are A Problem

Pelosi Says Trump Engaged In ‘Cover Up’ As Impeachment Pressure Grows  Trump is more In Your Face than cover-up. Nancy apparently just woke up from a long nap.

MSNBC ‘Republican’ Urges Democrats: Act Now on Impeachment!

Impeachment mania

Donald Trump storms out of talks with Democrats after ‘jaw-dropping’ rant  Every serious negotiation gets at least one of these.

New Cannes Film Features Melania Look-Alike Holding Trump’s Severed Head

Democrat Shut Down After Making ‘Appalling Accusation’ Against Immigration Chief  Black politicians have to make outrageous statements if they want to stand out, and politics is all about standing out.

New Jersey Man Arrested After He Allegedly Discussed Bombing Trump Tower

New York Lawmakers Pass Bill That Would Allow Congress Access To Trump’s State Tax Returns

CNN’s Cuomo: Impeach Trump to Figure Out If He Deserves Impeachment?  You can’t make this shit up.

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Ice-T Calls Out Amazon, ‘Almost Shot’ a Delivery Driver

22nd May 2019

Read it.

Well, if he didn’t inhabit a criminal subculture, maybe that wouldn’t be a problem.

I think this says more about ‘Ice-T’ than Amazon. Just sayin’.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

21st May 2019

Emails Show Deep State Conspiring Against Trump

Study Identifies Hundreds Of Coordinated ‘Anti-Trump’ Instagram Trolls

Report: Impeachment Democrat Says Trump Is ‘Raping The Country’  The country seems to be enjoying it.

Scarborough Begs Billionaire Tom Steyer: Get Bill Barr Disbarred!

Actress Julianna Margulies Turns To NYT, NPR To Protect Her From Trump Nightmares

Robert De Niro: Jailing Donald Trump Would ‘Make America Great Again’

The New York Times Substantially Rewrites ‘Scoop’ About Trump’s EPA. Doesn’t Issue A Correction

Ocasio-Cortez Pushes Impeachment, Again: ‘Failure To Impeach Now Is Neglect Of Due Process’  Still need a charge.

Joy Behar Demands Trump, GOP Be ‘Locked Up;’ Whoopi Worries Segregation on Table

Study Says Trump and GOP Tweets Cause Hate Crimes  And don’t get ’em started on Maxine Waters.

Joy Behar Says All Republicans In Office Need To Be Thrown In Jail — Backpedals Immediately  ‘Oh — did I say that out loud?’

PLITSAS: Democrats Are Blaming Trump For Iran’s Antagonism  Yup — Trump forced them to support terrorism.

Does the President Know or Understand His Administration’s Iran Strategy?  David French, National Review cuck, indulges in the sort of mind-reading for which Democrats are famous. (Ever notice how many ‘journalists’ start from the assumption that Trump Is Dumb and then construct a self-pleasing fantasy that turns out never to have touched reality at any point? The National Review people are very very good at this.)

Trump Defends Free Speech, Liberal Media Condemn Him

Make No Mistake, The Media’s Interest In Eddie Gallagher Is Not About Combat. It’s About Trump

 

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Today in Global Warming Hysteria

21st May 2019

‘Earthworm Dilemma’ Has Climate Scientists Racing to Keep Up

Climate Alarmism – UP TO ELEVEN!!!

The Guardian: Only “Radical” Climate Action Will Save Us from a Bleak Future of Watching Game of Thrones Reruns

The Book That NOAA Should Have Published: Extremes and Averages in Contiguous U.S. Climate

Why don’t Republicans care about the environment?  An article based on a lie.

Global sea-level rise could be double our current predictions  Note: ‘could be’. It could be half as much, as well.

Activists hope that fake news about droughts will win

 

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Establishment Narrative Managers Struggle With New Syria Plot Holes

21st May 2019

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It has been about a week since the Working Group on Syria, Propaganda and Media (WGSPM) published a leaked internal document from the Organisation for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons (OPCW) investigation into an alleged chemical attack in Douma, Syria last year. The document, whose authenticity the OPCW has confirmed, contends that the official story which was used to justify an air strike by the US, UK and France about poison gas being dropped on civilians from Syrian government helicopters is scientifically implausible, saying “In summary, observations at the scene of the two locations, together with subsequent analysis, suggest that there is a higher probability that both cylinders were manually placed at those two locations rather than being delivered from aircraft.”

I love the smell of conspiracy in the morning.

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NPR’s Totenberg: Only a ‘Whack Job Panel’ of Judges Would Overturn Roe v. Wade

21st May 2019

Read it.

I’m sure there were folks who thought that about Plessy v. Ferguson, too. It was ‘the law of the land’ for 58 years, then was thrown out by a unanimous Supreme Court.

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Woke Media Complains ‘Game of Thrones’ Finale ‘Peak White Male Privilege’

21st May 2019

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I guess the Middle Agea aren’t ‘woke’ enough for them.

None of these people would last a day in any environment other than this one.

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Today in Global Warming Hysteria

20th May 2019

Mann and Lewandowsky’s Climate Lament: “We Have Lost Australia For Now”

Weekly Climate and Energy News Roundup #360

EPA Could Make Thousands of Pollution Deaths Vanish by Changing Its Math

Ending Obama EPA climate deception

Climate change could bring bubonic plague back to Los Angeles  And who deserves it more?

Warming Temperature Measurements Polluted by Bad Data, Research Confirms

2020 Democrat Ups the Ante, Unveils An $10 Trillion Climate Change Agenda  Which they can do, because they won’t have to pay for it.

Britain’s forests of the future will be filled with foreign species in attempt to address climate change, head of Forestry Commission reveals 

Aussie Election Blamestorm Continues: “Voters feared climate policy more than climate change”

 

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

20th May 2019

Stephen Colbert’s Showtime Cartoon Shows Reagan in Hell, Adelson as Jabba the Hut

Sunday Sadness: WashPost Empathizes with Leftists Who Made Mueller Prayer Candles

Schiff: Impeachment A ‘Tool’ To Expose Trump’s ‘Illegal Acts’

Women’s March Demands Twitter Suspend Trump for ‘Hate’

‘Certified Rotten’: Kathy Griffin’s Trump-Bashing Film Gets Theatrical Release

Amash Defends Trump Impeachment Claims Amid GOP Backlash

Unhinged Deutsch: Trump Is a ‘Sociopath’ Who Won’t Leave Office If He Loses

Jeff Daniels Claims That Trump’s Re-election Would End Democracy  No, I have no idea who Jeff Daniels is.

 

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HBO’s John Oliver Mocks Meghan McCain as ‘Most Embarrassing Child’ of a Politician

20th May 2019

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More embarrassing than Chelsea Clinton?

More embarrassing than Hunter Biden?

More embarrassing than Jesse Jackson Jr.?

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Media Setting Up Iran as New ‘Threat’ That Must Be Confronted

20th May 2019

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And a lot of it is ‘journalists’ mind-reading Trump and members of his administration — as if they could.

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